The conga went on for two hours before it sadly came to an end. As fun as the Conga is, it never lasts that long. But it didn’t take them long to Figure out how Attempting to jump stops the conga.
12 minutes earlier
“C’mon guys, we need to find a way out of this. We’ve been going for 2 hours. We’re not Pinkie Pie.” Twilight shouted as she Conga’d around the room. The taunt had gone for 2 hours and they were short of answers on how to stop the conga.
“Yes, that’s what we’re trying. But obviously, they don’t seem to work,” Rainbow Dash pointed out as Spike tried everything from banging into walls to walking off the small ledge that entered the library, just to land face flat and still congaing
“I guess i’m stuck like this forever. Not like you guys can pick me up,” Spike complained as he kept congaing, placing his feet on the air from his position.
“You know what? Maybe you didn’t fall high enough. Hang on, i’m going to fall down the stairs.” Rainbow Dash said as she approached the staircase. Now, how do i get up? Jump or something? This conga’s not letting me fly. Or step up she thought when she moved up to it. I guess i just jump.
Little did she know, jumping would be the key to her answer. She attempted to jump up but to no avail. She didn’t even leave the ground. Wait what’s this? No more conga?
“Holy Buck. This does not feel like conga. Wait, am i even congaing?” She said to herself as she examined herself. “Nope, no Conga.”
“Have you any luck Rainb…”
Twilight stopped (As much as she could) and stared at the now not congaing Rainbow Dash.
“Hmm, I never thought falling down the stairs would’ve actually worked.” Twilight said as she approached the stairs.
“Actually, I didn’t fall down the stairs.”
Twilight stopped and turned herself around.
“Well, i’m glad i don’t have to fall down the stairs. Tell me, how did you stop.”
“Wal- Conga’d off a cliff” Rainbow Dash joked.
“Ok, well, What? How are you still alive?” Twilight asked Rainbow Dash curiously.
“I never walked off a cliff. I just tried to jump and it stopped the conga.”
Twilight rolled her eyes at Rainbow Dash’s joke. Walking off cliffs. Great job Twilight.
An hour had passed and the three had managed to stop the conga and were resting as they had drained their energy with two hours of congaing.
“Conga, is the, most, stupidest, thing, i’ve, ever, seen.” Twilight remarked looking at the Conga reel on the floor.
“I thought it was fun. For about one hour.” Spike said recovering from lying face flat on the library floor for thirty minutes.
Right at that moment, A big flash appeared in the box that housed the reel. Investigating, Twilight went up and over to the box to see what has happened.
Another reel and a key. Frustrated with finding another key, She slid the box over to the other two before walking out of the room.
“Another reel for you to enjoy.”
Hmm, better be as fun as conga” Spike said getting up and opening the box. He took out the reel and the respective key and inserted the key into the lock.
“Hey wait up, I need to see what we unlock straight away.” Rainbow Dash said as she quickly got up and went up to Spike.
Turning the key on the lock, The reel flashed before once again revealing a button, but with a picture of 2 figures holding their appendages up and pressing them against each others. There was a tag on it that said “High five”
“Oh cool. High five! I have no idea what that is. But i’m trying it out right now.” Rainbow Dash said grabbing the reel and examining it.
“If it has a button, the button must be pushed. Hurry up and do it.”
Rainbow Dash pressed the button on the reel. The reel disappeared before she stood raised her right fore hoof in the air.
“SLAP MY HOOF!” Rainbow Dash said facing towards Spike and holding the position.
“Do you really want me to do that?”
“Just slap it!”
Spike Rose his claw as he proceeded to slap her hoof.
“OOH YEAH. That felt so good. But it also looked so boring. Maybe we can work on it.”
“Hang on, i think we can do better.” Spike said as the Reel reappeared and he grabbed it pushing the button again. “Now you slap my claw!”
Rainbow Dash went up to slap his claw before stopping and moving away from him before flying up to him, slapping it.
“Oh my god, that felt so great!” Spike shouted as Rainbow Dash almost crashed into a wall.
“It’s like doing it normally, but 200% cooler!” Rainbow Dash said as she recovered from the momentum. “What’s in there that makes it 200% cooler?”
“Oh no, we’re not taking it apart to see what’s inside. We may not be able to put it back together again.” Spike said thinking that Rainbow Dash was insisting on opening it up.
“Do you really think that i would do that? I don’t even know how to open it without breaking it open.”
“But, i think we can make it 2000% cooler! At the moment it’s just us. But, We need to bring Pinkie here too.”
“So, you want to use pinkie’s witchcraft?”
“No, i just want her to see it. I know she’d like it alot and she’d make it all fun with her weird powers!”
“So, basically, witchcraft?”
Rainbow Dash sighed.
“Yes, Witchcraft. She’s definitely a master of witchcraft.”
“Well she is. Witchcraft is like magic, but different. She’s not a Unicorn so she can’t
actively use magic.”
“You sound like Twilight.”
“Oh damn, I do! Hurry, help me flush it out by slapping my claw!” Spike said as he rose his right claw up.
Rainbow Dash stood back as she rose her right hoof. She moved forward and slapped Spikes Claw hard.
“Oh wow, I feel so much better. C’mon let’s get Pinkie!”
Da conga went on fo' two minutes before it sadly came ta a end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin' fo' realz. As funk as tha Conga is, it never lasts dat long. But it didn’t take dem long ta Figure up how tha fuck Attemptin ta jump stops tha conga.
12 minutes earlier
"C’mon muthafuckas, we need ta find a way outta all dis bullshit. We’ve been goin fo' 2 hours. We’re not Pinkie Pie." Twilight shouted as she Conga’d round tha room. Da taunt had gone fo' 2 minutes n' they was short of lyrics on how tha fuck ta stop tha conga.
"Yes, that’s what tha fuck we’re trying. But obviously, they don’t seem ta work," Rainbow Dash pointed up as Spike tried every last muthafuckin thang from bangin tha fuck into walls ta struttin off tha lil' small-ass ledge dat entered tha library, just ta land grill flat n' still congaing
"I guess i’m stuck like dis forever n' shit. Not like you muthafuckas can pick me up," Spike complained as he kept congaing, placin his wild lil' feet on tha air from his thugged-out lil' position.
"Yo ass know what, biatch? Maybe you didn’t fall high enough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce yo. Hang on, i’m goin ta fall down tha stairs." Rainbow Dash holla'd as she approached tha staircase. Now, how tha fuck do i git up, biatch? Jump or something, biatch? This conga’s not lettin me fly. Or step up dat dunkadelic hoe thought when she moved up ta dat shit. I guess i just jump.
Little did she know, jumpin would be tha key ta her answer n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch attempted ta jump up but ta no avail. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch didn’t even leave tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Wait what’s this, biatch? No mo' conga?
"Holy Buck. This do not feel like conga. Wait, be i even congaing?" Biatch holla'd ta her muthafuckin ass as she examined her muthafuckin ass. "Nope, no Conga."
"Has you done any luck Rainb…"
Twilight stopped (As much as dat thugged-out biiiatch could) n' stared all up in tha now not congain Rainbow Dash.
"Hmm, I never thought fallin down tha stairs would’ve straight-up worked." Twilight holla'd as she approached tha stairs.
"Actually, I didn’t fall down tha stairs."
Twilight stopped n' turned her muthafuckin ass around.
"Well, i’m glad i don’t gotta fall down tha stairs. Tell me, how tha fuck did you stop."
"Wal- Conga’d off a cold-ass lil cliff" Rainbow Dash joked.
"Ok, well, What, biatch? How tha fuck is you still kickin it?" Twilight axed Rainbow Dash curiously.
"I never strutted off a cold-ass lil cliff. I just tried ta jump n' it stopped tha conga."
Twilight rolled her eyes at Rainbow Dash’s joke. Walkin off cliffs. Great thang Twilight.
An minute had passed n' tha three had managed ta stop tha conga n' was restin as they had drained they juice wit two minutez of congaing.
"Conga, is the, most, stupidest, thang, i’ve, ever, seen." Twilight remarked lookin all up in tha Conga reel on tha floor.
"I thought dat shiznit was fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. For bout one hour." Spike holla'd recoverin from lyin grill flat on tha library floor fo' thirty minutes.
Right at dat moment, A big-ass flash rocked up in tha box dat housed tha reel. Investigating, Twilight went up n' over ta tha box ta peep what tha fuck has happened.
Another reel n' a key. Frustrated wit findin another key, Biatch slid tha box over ta tha other two before struttin outta tha room.
"Another reel fo' you ta enjoy."
Hmm, betta be as funk as conga" Spike holla'd gettin up n' openin tha box yo. Dude took up tha reel n' tha respectizzle key n' banged tha key tha fuck into tha lock.
"Yo wait up, I need ta peep what tha fuck we unlock straight away." Rainbow Dash holla'd as she quickly gots up n' went up ta Spike.
Turnin tha key on tha lock, Da reel flashed before once again n' again n' again revealin a funky-ass button yo, but wit a picture of 2 figures holdin they appendages up n' pressin dem against each others. There was a tag on it dat holla'd "High five"
"Oh def yo. High five biaaatch! I have no clue what tha fuck dat is. But i’m tryin it up n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do." Rainbow Dash holla'd grabbin tha reel n' examinin dat shit.
"If it has a funky-ass button, tha button must be pushed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Hurry up n' do dat shit."
Rainbow Dash pressed tha button on tha reel. Da reel disappeared before her big-ass booty stood raised her right fore hoof up in tha air.
"SLAP MY HOOF!" Rainbow Dash holla'd facin towardz Spike n' holdin tha position.
"Do you straight-up want me ta do that?"
"Just slap dat shiznit son!"
Spike Rose his claw as he proceeded ta slap her hoof.
"OOH YEAH. That felt so good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! But it also looked so boring. Maybe we can work on dat shit."
"Hang on, i be thinkin we can do better." Spike holla'd as tha Reel reappeared n' he grabbed it pushin tha button again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Now you slap mah claw!"
Rainbow Dash went up ta slap his claw before stoppin n' movin away from his ass before flyin up ta him, slappin dat shit.
"Oh mah god, dat felt so pimped out!" Spike shouted as Rainbow Dash almost crashed tha fuck into a wall.
"It’s like bustin it normally yo, but 200% cooler!" Rainbow Dash holla'd as she recovered from tha momentum. "What’s up in there dat make it 200% cooler?"
"Oh shiiiiiiiit, we’re not takin it apart ta peep what’s inside. We may not be able ta put it back together again." Spike holla'd thankin dat Rainbow Dash was insistin on openin it up.
"Do you straight-up be thinkin dat i would do that, biatch? I don’t even know how tha fuck ta open it without breakin it open."
"But, i be thinkin we can make it 2000% coola playa! At tha moment it’s just us. But, We need ta brang Pinkie here like a muthafucka."
"So, you wanna use pinkie’s witchcraft?"
"Fuck dat shit, i just want her ta peep dat shit. I know she’d like it alot n' she’d make all dat shiznit funk wit her weird powers!"
"So, basically, witchcraft?"
Rainbow Dash sighed.
"Yes, Witchcraft. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. She’s definitely a masta of witchcraft."
"Well she is. Witchcraft is like magic yo, but different. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. She’s not a Unicorn so dat thugged-out biiiatch can’t
actively use magic."
"Yo ass sound like Twilight."
"Oh damn, I do! Hurry, help me flush it up by slappin mah claw!" Spike holla'd as he rose his bangin right claw up.
Rainbow Dash stood back as she rose her right hoof. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch moved forward n' slapped Spikes Claw hard.
"Oh wow, I feel so much mo' betta n' shit. C’mon let’s git Pinkie!"
