> A Date with Discord > by Cogneato Switch > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Just Ask > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peace and harmony were abundant one Spring day. The deep blue sky was spotted with fluffy white clouds, the trees swayed gently in the breeze, and the grass was extra green. A dazzling lake at the base of a tall hill served as the swimming hole for ponies from the nearby town of Ponyville. “Come on Fluttershy, the water’s great!” In the water, the cerulean Pegasus, Rainbow Dash, egged on her friend to join her. Although her short prismatic hair was wet, it still held it’s signature spiked look. On the dry shore, the shy Pegasus pony Fluttershy contemplated getting in. Next to her was their friend, Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle. Fluttershy peeked an aquamarine eye out from her long flowing pink mane and studied the surface of the lake. “Are you sure?” she asked in her quiet, soft voice. “The water looks rough.” A ripple gently floated onto the grassy shore where a nearby ladybug looked on without concern. “Don’t worry, Fluttershy,” Twilight soothed, “we’re right here. Why don’t you try putting one hoof in at a time?” Slowly, cautiously, the Pegasus put her front right hoof into the water, but immediately withdrew it and shook it dry. “It’s so wet!” Rainbow Dash shook her head. “This is going to take forever!” she complained. “Just jump in and get it over with!” “Rainbow!” Twilight scolded. “She’s not going to get over her fear of swimming just by jumping in!” In a flash a white light, a serpentine creature appeared in the water next to Rainbow Dash. It had the gray head of a pony, but the rest of its body was an amalgamation of a lion, eagle, lizard, goat, and bat. All three other ponies gasped as they immediately recognized him as Discord, the Draconequus embodiment of chaos. “I’m entirely with Rainbow Dash on this one.” He spoke as if he were there the whole time, casualing floating on his back. “If we do it your way it’s simply going to take all day!” “Discord!” the Rainbow Dash jumped out of the water with a splash and hovered in the air. “What are you doing here?” She frowned suspiciously at him. “What, can’t I go swimming with my friends?” His voice was as condescending as it was defensive. Rainbow’s departure from the water pushed a small wave up onto the beach, throwing three droplets onto Fluttershy’s face. She squealed in surprise and immediately rubbed at her face to wipe it off. “And now look, you splashed my dear friend Fluttershy! How naughty of you.” Rainbow dash cringed. “Ooh, I’m sorry Flutters. Are you okay?” She flew over to her to help. “I’m fine,” she sputtered, still wiping her face. “What do you want?” Twilight Sparkle demanded, giving a stern look at Discord. “It’s not like you to visit so unexpectedly.” “If you must know, I wanted to ask Fluttershy a question.” He lazily pointed his eagle claw at her. “Well?” Rainbow Dash asked. “What is it?” Discord rolled his differently sized yellow eyes. “I didn’t want to disturb your pony sensibilities by talking about it in public. I wanted to ask her alone.” “Whatever you have to say to Fluttershy, you can say in front of us,” Twilight declared. “We’re her best friends.” “Yeah!” Rainbow agreed. “No, it’s okay,” Fluttershy said meekly, stepping forward. “What?” Twilight and Rainbow looked shocked at her. “He’s our friend now, remember? And even if you two are my best friends, I don’t think you’re his best friends.” She smiled meekly. “No offense” “But what about swimming?” Rainbow asked, still hopeful. “You haven’t even gotten in the water yet!” “I’ve had enough for today.” Fluttershy smiled. “Thank you both for your help.” She looked up at Discord. “We can talk in private, if you’d like.” “Thank you Fluttershy,” Discord said evenly. “I knew you’d understand.” With the snap of his lion paw, both of them disappeared. ****** Fluttershy’s pet bunny, Angel, was relaxing reading a newspaper on the couch in their cottage when suddenly Fluttershy and Discord appeared in the middle of the room. In his surprise, he tossed the newspaper and rolled off couch with a squeak. Fluttershy blinked twice, recognizing where she was. “You shouldn’t teleport others without asking,” she scolded softly. “It’s not nice!” “Of course, of course,” he patronized. “I should have asked first.” Angel bunny stuck his head out from behind the couch leg and scowled at Discord, who frowned back. “So how have you been, Fluttershy?” he asked offhandedly. “Read any good books lately?” “Why yes, I have,” she said with subdued excitement. “I read this really great one about knitting coats for animals and…” she stopped, wondering if he was paying any attention. He had sat down in her easy chair, put on a pair of white cateye glasses, and was reading from a yellow book he held in his lion paw. “No, go on,” he waved at her, glancing up. “I’m listening.” “Okay…” Fluttershy said skeptically. Angel crawled back up onto the couch and continued reading, posing like Discord. “...and they had many wonderful suggestions on how to keep mice warm using…” “Uh-huh” Discord turned a page. Discord was being awfully rude, but the Pegasus had learned that this was his way of asking for attention. “Um, what are you reading?” Fluttershy asked. “Oh me?” the demon looked up. “It’s just a book about Draconequus.” Fluttershy’s eyes went wide with excitement. “Really? I never knew there was such a book!” “Of course there is, see?” He held the book close to her so she could read the title, Draconequus 101, by Discord. He took the book back and continued reading while the Pegasus watched on in silence. “Discord? What was it that you wanted to talk about?” “I thought you’d never ask!” Discord stood up, throwing his book and glasses behind him. “The problem is,” he exclaimed dramatically, “it’s far too embarrassing to talk about!” He placed his arm on his forehead. “It’s something not even you, my dearest, closest friend, could understand.” “Oh dear.” Fluttershy frowned. “Are you sure? My friends say I’m a really good listener.” “If you insist!” He turned his head away from her, crossing his arms. “You see, a Draconequus like myself has certain needs, and well, if they don’t get met, then bad things happen.” He turned to her and waved his arms in the air with exaggerated movements. “Awful, terrible, horrible things!” “That sounds… horrible!” She agreed, “What do you need?” Discord rolled his eyes. “I’ve only been trapped in stone since before the Royal Sisters were divided. I’m free now, but there isn’t a single other Draconequus left, especially any of the female persuasion. That means… well, I’m sure you can figure it out.” “You’re... lonely?” “Very good, Fluttershy!” He slowly clapped his claw and paw together. “...and?” she asked innocently. “And?” Discord shook his head. “I need you to take care of my needs.” He threw an arm around her and pulled her close to his face. “Especially my physical needs.” “Hm…” Fluttershy contemplated, furrowing her eyebrows. “No.” Discord was taken aback. “What?” “I said ‘no’.” “But Fluttershy!” he protested. “You’re my closest friend!” “No means no.” “But who else am I supposed to ask? Nopony would say ‘yes’.” A mischievous grin crept across his face. “I could just use my magic to make you do it…” She lept into the air with a few flaps of her wings and stared him in the face with one angry, determined eye. “And just what do you mean by that, Mister?” He stepped back putting his arms up defensively. “Nothing!” His head lowered pitifully to the ground. “Isn’t there anything I could do to convince you?” He made his best cute eyes at her. Angel bunny looked up from his newspaper and gave him the raspberry. Discord glared back for a moment before resuming his cute eyes, batting his eyelashes. “Well,” her face softened as she gently lowered herself to the ground. “You could ask me on a date. If it goes well, then, well, maybe...” Discord frowned. “A date? Really?” Fluttershy closed her eyes and nodded. “Yes.” Discord weighed his options. Forcing her with his magic would certainly mean another thousand years or so in stone. He could come back later in a different form and try to convince her that way, but it would probably take longer than the date and it really wouldn’t suit his needs. He sighed with defeat. “Fine. Fluttershy, will you go out with me?” She opened her eyes and smiled at him. “Yes, I will.” “Oh goody,” Discord feigned excitement. "So where shall we go, hmm?" Discord was eager to get on with the date. The sooner it started, the sooner it finished, and the sooner he got what he really wanted. “May I offer you some choices?” The twinkle in his eye would have convinced any other pony that he was not to be trusted, but Fluttershy, being the kind pony she is, gave him the benefit of the doubt. “Yes, you may.” Discord snapped his lion paw. ****** They flashed to a Canterlot hall where a four pony quartet played. “How ‘bout a little dance?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. They appeared at the Eiffel Tower and the Draconequus wore a beret. “Why not a trip to France?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. At a movie theater, Discord took a sip from his drink and offered his popcorn. “A funny movie, perchance?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. In the park in Ponyville, he spun a white parasol over his shoulder. “A walk in the park, to prance?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. At a restaurant in Manehatten, Discord presented a meal to Fluttershy. “Would a dinner do the trick?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. In the middle of the ocean on a ship, Discord turned the wheel. “A boat that isn’t too slick?” Fluttershy shook in fear, “no”. On a mountain overlook, he planted a flag. “Or a hike, fast and quick?” Fluttershy shook her head, “no”. At the cottage again, Discord threw his hands up. “I give up! Whatever you pick!” Fluttershy stood in thought. “I’d like to go on the nature trail through the hills.” “Finally!” Discord raised his paw to cast another spell. “But I want to walk there,” Fluttershy stipulated. Discord dropped his hand and groaned. “Fine.” > Birds and Bees > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several minutes later, Discord and Fluttershy were walking through the hills outside of Ponyville. Out here there were countless burrows and dens that were home to all sorts of critters. It seemed like only yesterday that Fluttershy, Rarity, and the rest of the Animal Team had roused the animals from hibernation in their yearly Winter Wrap Up event. Fluttershy stopped along the path near a burrow where two brown rabbits nibbled at the ground. Discord eyed them uncaringly. “Hello, Mr and Mrs Rabbit!” Fluttershy greeted, lowering her pink mane nearly to the ground. “I hope you’ve enjoyed Spring so far.” They nodded and four baby bunnies hopped out of their home. “Oh, you’ve been busy, haven’t you?” Four more bunnies hopped out. “Very busy, I see.” Fluttershy smiled and sauntered on. Discord sighed heavily and watched her bend over to smell a flower.  This whole nature walk seemed like a waste of time. If Fluttershy had consented, he’d be done already and relaxing in the wonderful afterglow of his sated physical needs. But this is what she wanted so he went along with it.  He caught up to her and tried his best to smile convincingly. “Oh, look at that pretty butterfly,” Discord said with vague interest. “It must be carrying that leaf back to its nest.” Fluttershy watched the butterfly struggling under its heavy load. “That’s not a leaf, that’s a female butterfly,” she corrected. “But with its wings closed it does look a lot like a leaf.” “Is she hurt?” Discord asked with mild concern. “No, they’re on their courtship flight. The male is taking the female to a safe place, hidden from predators.” She pointed at the bush where the butterflies landed. “There the male will spend the next few hours giving her his sperm.” Discord’s jaw went slack, not knowing quite what to say. Thoughts of sex lasting for hours flashed through his mind. He envied the male butterfly and briefly contemplated turning himself into one to take its place, but he knew it wasn't what he wanted. It’s never quite the same when he uses a different form. “Well I hope they have fun,” Discord said dryly. “They usually do.” Fluttershy confirmed. Discord began to wonder about Fluttershy. Why had she chosen the hills?  And why did she insist on walking? It had to be a test. Fluttershy was purposely trying his patience. She was teasing him to see if he would break! Discord held his head high; he wouldn’t be falling for her tricks! *** Soon they came to a tree where a white dove stoically incubated her eggs in a nest. “You picked a great place to lay your eggs, Mrs. Dove,” Fluttershy complimented. “Your nest has a fantastic view.” She looked up at Discord as she continued to walk. “Did you know that birds mate before they lay eggs?” she asked matter-of-factly. “They do?” Discord responded politely. “It’s a common myth that their eggs are fertilized after they’re laid,” Fluttershy continued. “But that’s not true. If a hen wants her eggs fertilized, she has to find a cock to mate with first.” I know where you can find a cock to mate with Discord thought. He imagined the things he could do to her, perhaps teleporting them into a compromising position, or just throw her down into the grass right here. He shook his head, trying to get a hold of himself. “I had no idea.” He replied as evenly as he could manage. He diverted their attention to a bee that was sitting on the stamen of a flower. “Hello there, Mr Bee, are you enjoying your meal?” Fluttershy pulled Discord away. “You shouldn’t disturb him,” she said in a whisper. “He’s very busy right now.” “What do you mean?” He looked at the bee scrambling on the flower. “He’s just eating, isn’t he?” She shook her head. “That’s an ophrys bee. He thinks that flower is a female bee.” “You’re kidding, right?” Fluttershy shook her head. “He’s trying to mate with it, but he can’t because it’s a flower. He’s just going to keep trying and trying, but it’ll never satisfy him.” “Come on!” Discord threw his head back and arms out. “This is unfair!” “I know!” Fluttershy agreed. “He’ll just be frustrated. I’ve tried telling them but they never listen.” It was uncanny how much Discord related to the bee. He wanted so badly for Fluttershy to end this charade, but he knew she wouldn’t. A cloud appeared above him and he pulled on a chain that dangled beneath it. Cold water showered him, cooling his physical desire, but even that chill couldn’t squelch his dirty mind. He released the chain and the cloud disappeared. “Are you okay?” Fluttershy asked, gazing upon the now dripping Discord. “Is there anything I can do for you?” Discord bit his lip. The genuine look of concern on Fluttershy’s face, her gorgeous mane, and sparkling fur was all too much. He sighed and drooped his body. “You win, Fluttershy.” > The Good Part > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fluttershy's expression of concern morphed into a cute look of confusion. "What did I win?" "Don't play coy with me, Fluttershy!" Discord sneered. "You've been nothing but a tease! You've pointed out every tantalizing detail for our entire walk. It's as if you asked every one of your woodland friends to be boinking each other during our walk!” Fluttershy frowned, but Discord continued. “You must be trying to tempt me! Why else would you be so forward with your advances?” “I’m sorry Discord,” Fluttershy chose her words carefully. "You’re right that I wanted to go on this walk because it would be very sexual...” “I knew it!” Discord declared triumphantly. “...but it was only because I thought it would put us in the mood. I thought, maybe, after a walk in the hills, we could, you know, take care of each other’s physical needs?” Discord’s face softened as he thought about it. Fluttershy chose the hills because it … would get her excited. Was she really so open to the idea? “Wait, so you want to 'do the horizontal tango'?” “Um, if you still want to…” Fluttershy said bashfully. Discord hesitated, taking it what she said. Then an impish glint appeared in his eyes as he let out a hearty laugh. “Hahahahahaha! You thought that was what I meant by physical needs?” Fluttershy’s yellow cheeks flushed pink. “But…” she stammered, “... isn’t that what you meant?” He rubbed his mismatched hands together and shook his head. “Oh, silly Fluttershy, I didn't think we would be playing 'hide the salami.'” The tone of his voice made it hard to tell if he was being sarcastic. “But, we can, if you really want to.” Fluttershy was thoroughly embarrassed. Not only had she assumed that it was what Discord wanted, but now she was hot and bothered too. The hills in Springtime always made her frisky; so much so that she usually found a secluded place to take care of her own physical, sexual needs. Discord’s offer was enticing, especially since she had been building herself up for it, but she didn’t want to admit it. Fortunately she didn’t have to, as her look of contemplation told him everything. “You do want it, don’t you?” Discord grinned devilishly. Fluttershy looked at the ground and nodded her head. Discord cackled maniacally, raising his hands over his head. Fluttershy stepped back and hid her face behind her pink hair. His victory over her was far sweeter than he expected. Watching her cower before him reminded him of the days when he ruled Equestria, and it was delightful. “I suppose you are my friend,” Discord said, feigning reluctance. “I guess I can 'butter your muffin'.” He shot her a smirk. Suddenly Fluttershy didn’t feel as confident about her consent, but Discord was already on her, his eagle claw on her cheek. She cringed. “Oh Fluttershy, don’t look so scared,” he soothed. “I promise I’m not going to hurt you. In fact, I think you’ll find this quite pleasing.” Staring into his eyes, Fluttershy felt the world shift in a flash of white light and she found herself on her back with her legs out. Discord’s huge brown body loomed over her as he stepped towards her. She quivered, both scared and excited. “What are you doing?” “The dolphin.” He dropped to his knees and pressed his thighs against hers. Reaching his paw and claw beneath her, he lifted her rump up to meet his engorged cock, which was red, long, and curved like a giraffe’s. “Really, I would have thought you of all ponies would have known that position.” She looked down at his big red cock and gulped. “I, uh, don’t know too many…” she stammered. “Oh? Do you prefer the more traditional pony position?” “Whatever you want!” she cried. Fluttershy felt her weight on her hooves again as she found herself standing normally, with Discord behind her. She felt his long scaly red tail caress her hind leg as he moved in. She closed her eyes tight and braced herself. Discord chuckled as he looked down at the shaking Fluttershy. After a moment, he plunged himself into her, as deep as he could go. She let out a muted scream, which would have been loud by Breezie standards, but could scarcely be heard over the cheer of triumph from Discord. He began to rock back and forth inside of her. The chaos demon’s cock felt different from anything else she’d ever had before. It filled her in all the right places, and when she squeezed it, pleasure overtook her body. Her mouth, now hanging slackly, began to seep drool. “Dear Fluttershy, this is far better than I ever would have imagined!” Discord exclaimed, speeding up his movements, sliding in and out of her. “Don’t you agree?” Fluttershy felt like her mind was being scrambled, as if by Discord’s magic, but she knew it was just his hard thrusts coupled with her wet tightness. She let her head bob up and down in agreement. “Yes,” she answered quietly. “What was that?” Discord taunted, grabbing her by the flanks and moving her against him. “Yes!” she said imperceptibly louder. “I couldn’t hear you!” “Yes!” She could feel his cock grow inside of her. “Louder!” He ordered. “YES!!!” She felt her whole body press itself against him and explode. Her slick liquid shot out from around his cock. Inside, she continued to spasm as her knees weakened and she collapsed, gasping for breath. Discord lifted her hind quarters up and continued gyrating, pushing her back and forth over him. Her shuddering body further stimulated his already swollen and sensitive member. His eyes bulged more than usual and his face contorted as he rocked himself past the point of no return. In the next few seconds, a goofy grin appeared across his face and he let out a mighty roar of pleasure. They both felt the Draconequus's body involuntarily squeeze out his special white fluid into Fluttershy's cunt as it emitted waves of pleasure. Together they panted deep breaths in the afterglow of their act. Discord withdrew himself from her limp body and looked down at her. He started to giggle which soon transformed into a deep maniacal laughter. Fluttershy wrapped her fore hooves over her eyes and hid her face under her pink hair, feeling both anxious about what just happened and embarrassed for wanting it. "Oh, dear Fluttershy," Discord's voice dripped with patronizing comfort, "what's wrong? Didn't you like it?" "Yes," she squeaked, barely audible. "Of course you did," he smiled smugly at her. "So why are you hiding?" "Because I really, really liked it," she admitted with rosy cheeks. "Oh come here, Fluttershy!" Discord scooped up the cowering pony into his arms and pressed her gently against his chest. "It’s okay to have liked it. I made sure you would.” Fluttershy looked up at him. “Wait, how did you-?” “Shhh” Discord muffled her voice with his chest again. “Calm down and enjoy the moment.” Fluttershy wondered if Discord had altered her reality to suit his needs. It wouldn't have been the first time he did, but this time she felt happy and content. If it was an illusion, it wasn’t one she wanted to shatter. She quietly shifted against Discord’s downy soft chest and tried not to question it. In fact, Discord had decided to keep it real; it was better this way. Even chaos enjoys quiet moments from time to time. And this moment, with the beautiful, nurturing Fluttershy taking comfort in the Draconequus's embrace was one of them. He began to stroke her soft pink hair with his eagle claw, silently celebrating the success of the afternoon. He looked off into the distance. Over the green rolling hills, he could see the distant silhouette of Ponyville, where Fluttershy's friends were no doubt going about their daily activities of reading, napping, baking, sewing, and selling. Discord wondered if any of them could guess what their yellow Pegasus friend had been up to. He grinned widely. Relaxed, Fluttershy pulled her head away, but kept her forehooves rested on him. "How are you feeling? Did that satisfy your physical needs?" Discord opened his mouth to say something snarky, but thought better of it. "Yes, that was just what I needed. Thank you Fluttershy." "You're welcome, Discord." She stood up and closed her wings. "Anything for a friend."