Drunken Mistakes Are Sober Desires

by Pizzema Forte

First published

Rainbolt and Surprise have been friends for the longest time possible. A drunken mistake, however, will lead the two into a night neither will forget in their lifetimes.

Rainbolt and Surprise were close. They'd known each other since flight school, and had been reconnect for quite a while. At that point, the stallion merely thought of the bubbly mare as a friend. After a charity event in Ponyville, however, Surprise finds herself with the opportunity to spend the night at her crush's house. Fortunately for her, that night brings even more opportunities to the table. Opportunities that involve an old bottle of sparkling vodka she found on the stallion's cabinet...

This story is based off my story Raising Rainbow, and is a commission for Stunt Monkey.

Contains: Drunken sex.

(Sexy stuff's in Part Two.)

Part One: When Opportunity Strikes

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Rainbow Dash lifted her hooves to her head and vigorously scrubbed her soaking, multihued mane with an old towel. The little fibers absorbed some of the liquid, making the towel wetter and wetter with the liquid. The filly's mane itself was very vibrant, which caused her loose hairs to visibly litter the white towel she was using to dry it. Red, purple, green, yellow, orange, and blue all loosely gathered on the towel before she removed the rag from her head and lazily tossed it aside on the tiled, bathroom floor. It landed in pile of used, unwashed towels covered in hair and grime.

After disregarding of the rag, Rainbow proceeded to admire her own reflection. Her matted, damp mane was hanging about her shoulders, straggly and mangled from a long day of fun. Her magenta eyes were sparkling with innocence as she looked over herself with pride.

Man, did you get good genetics! The filly boastfully thought with a smile. I mean, just look at that mane!

Dash happily ran her hoof down her moistened, rainbow locks, examining each color like a jewel. She beamed cockily, knowing how envious other ponies must have been of her gorgeous arrangement of colors. She knew by the time she was a teenager, she'd be getting compliments left and right for her speed, awesome genetics, and daring attitude.

"Lookin' good, Dash!" she complimented with confidence. "You're fast, fun, furious, and way cooler than most foals your age... Heck, I'm probably the coolest kid my age!" The filly smiled and posed with her hoof at her chin, admiring her smile, mane, and relaxed, half-lidded eyes. "You know what? I might just be as cool as the older kids! I'm probably a better flier than most of them, too!" Rainbow stretched her wings out and examined their damp, cyan tips. "You're awesome, Dash... Simply awesome."

It was then the filly jumped a bit, startled by a sudden voice from behind her.

"Talking to yourself?" a familiar, masculine voice asked from behind the bathroom door.

"No." Rainbow replied, trying not to seem shaken by the quick scare.

"Alright, well, you need to go to bed after this."

"Bed?" Rainbow gasped. She turned around and opened the bathroom door. Before her was a periwinkle stallion with the same vibrant mane she had. His eyes were golden yellow with a certain gentleness to them. "But Dad, we just got home!"

"It's nine in the evening, Sweetheart," Rainbolt argued calmly. "You need your rest if you want to wake up at a decent hour for
school tomorrow."

"But Dad, I normally-"

"Rainbow," he interrupted. "I know you usually hit the hay around ten, but you're so wound up... I think you should maybe get an early head start."

Dash opened her mouth to argue, but shut it a second later, trying to think of a fair argument.

"Well, I don't usually fall asleep until eleven anyway," she finally replied.

"I know, but still."

"I know, but still." was Rainbolt's usual response to something when he had nothing more to say, but was still sticking to his argument despite reasoning of the other pony.

To that, Rainbow let out an annoyed grunt.

"Would you like some melatonin, Sweetie?"

Rainbow looked up at her dad and frowned, scrunching her face up. Despite what she said, Dash enjoyed the effects of melatonin. The natural drug would invade her body and let her fall into a deep sleep within the hour. The days she took it, she'd experience the deepest, longest, and most satisfying sleep. Her mane would be a complete wreck and drool would stain her cheeks upon waking.

"I don't know..." Dash reluctantly muttered beneath her breath. Fortunately, the stallion smiled to his daughter, catching the hint.

"I'll bring you a tablet in a few minutes. Brush your teeth and get to bed."

"Alright." Rainbow finally agreed, not wanting to cause a heated argument. Her dad tossed her a satisfying smile, and the filly turned around and made her way back into the restroom. She used her hind leg to close the door behind her and got to business.

Satisfied, Rainbolt made his way down the hallway, which connected to the living room and dining area. His living room was rather large, and rested to the left of his kitchen and eating place. He did manage to make good use of the spacious area, despite not being rich enough to buy too much furniture. In it, he had a bookshelf full of old knick-knacks and stories from his teenage years, a couch, an old recliner, a carpet, a large coffee table, and an old radio in the far left corner that took hours to work. Today, however, there was a new addition to the living room. One that wasn't an object, but a living being. Said living being was a mare, with a bouncy, yellow mane and soft, white coat. Her eyes were a deep shade of purple that matched the small arrangement of balloons on her flanks. The sweet mare was sprawled out on the couch of the living room. Her mane was matted with water and her eyes were boarded with droopiness.

"What a day, huh?" the stallion asked as he passed the exhausted mare on his couch.

"Yeah..." she huffed out.

That day had been quite a wild one. At around five that evening, Surprise picked the two ponies up. If her work schedule hadn't been so random, they would have left much earlier. Their first stop was a small cafe in Ponyville. Rainbolt generously paid for the meal, which made the grown mare smitten like a lovesick teenager. They then went to the outskirts of the town, where they had a charity event Surprise, Rainbolt, and Rainbow Dash had all been dying to go to. It was located near a lake, and had many stands around it. Some had games, while others sold food and drinks. The main event, however, was the lake itself. Several slides had been set up around the perimeter, which young fillies and colts had the opportunity to slide down. By the time they got there, the area must have had a couple hundred ponies walking around. It was a very fun event, and Rainbow Dash met several ponies her age. While Rainbow was off playing in the water, the stallion and his bubbly friend took time to chat, catch up, and relax. Their tranquil conversation quickly ended, though, the moment Rainbow called her dad over and forcefully splashed him. He was a bit upset, but Surprise's laughter calmed his anger and made him refrain from getting mad. Instead, he simply put a hoof in the water and splashed his filly back in a childish manner. It quickly evolved into a splash-war, until the ground became wet enough to accidentally slip the stallion in. The mare happily went in without any encouragement, and the adults' childish side was quickly exposed. It wasn't until the sun started setting behind the horizon that the three got out and started home.

"Are you tired?" Rainbolt asked.

"Nah." Surprise tossed her crush a smile. "Just sort of worn-out from the flight home."

"Me too." The stallion smiled back to the mare. "Do you need something to maybe get your energy back?"

"Coffee?" The mare lifted her head and looked at Rainbolt.

"Is that what you want?"

"If it's not too much of a problem," she replied, putting on the cutest smile she could possibly force.

"Alright," he smiled back and blushed a bit. Although he constantly told himself his feelings for Surprise were completely platonic, he couldn't help from finding her genuinely attractive. From her smile, to the way she begged with her eyes. The water in her mane didn't help with decreasing her beauty, either. "Just let me get Dashie some melatonin and I'll get your coffee started."

"Mmmkay." the mare chimed.

Lazily, Surprise plopped her head onto the couch cushion below her. The stallion, on the other hoof, trotted over the cream-colored tiles of the dining room floor and made his way to a drawer where he held a multitude of medicines and pain relievers. It was located in the right, back corner of the kitchen under the sink. He chose to keep them there so Dash could have more room to throw her personal junk in the bathroom cabinet. Usually her hairbrush, toothpastes, and other toiletries rested in there. The drawer the stallion had been looking through, however, contained a wide variety of antidotes and bandages. He shuffled away a few odd 'n' end medicines until he reached a plastic, purple bottle that read "Melatonin" across the front label. He smiled and put his hoof on the white cap before twisting it. It popped off to reveal a whole bunch of little, light pink tablets in the bottle. Rainbolt held out his hoof, tipped the bottle, and smiled as one fell into his opposite hoof. He then proceeded to pop the cap back on and toss the bottle into the cluttered drawer below. The stallion held onto the the little tablet the best he could as he flew from the kitchen and to the hallway. He then slowly flew down the hall and stopped around halfway through, coming across Dash's bedroom door. He lifted a hoof to the wooden surface and gave it three sturdy knocks before opening it and peeking his head through. He smiled to see Dash already lying on her bed with her hooves tucked over a blue blanket. Her pink eyes seemed wide awake and expression seemed to be grumpy.

"Hey, Sweetheart." the pegasus greeted with a forced smile.

"Hi..." Rainbow mumbled, still unhappy with her father's decision.

"I brought you a melatonin."

"Thanks..." the filly responded with little emotion in her tone.

The stallion made his way over to his daughter's bed with a half smile. He was a bit slow due to walking on three legs, but he still got there in a decent amount of time to hand over the small sleep-aid. Rainbow held out her arm, and her father gently placed the tablet in the cup of her hoof. She couldn't help but smile at him as she popped the cherry-flavored tablet into her mouth. The sleep-aid started to sizzle, dissolving quickly onto her taste buds. It tasted like cherry-flavored candy, which naturally tasted great to a kid Rainbow's age. She was happy her dad always knew what she wanted, even if she denied it with all the stubbornness she could.

"Sweet dreams, Dashie."

The filly did nothing but nod and roll over on to her side, gazing out the window as moonlight bled in. Her father took that as his cue to leave the room and allow her some time alone. He made his way out of the bedroom and gently closed the door, leaving his daughter to rest.

Well, she'll be asleep in a few. Better go make Surprise some coffee...

Rainbolt made his way from the cloudy hallway back to the dining room. The dining room, being right next to the living room, made it easy for the stallion to communicate with his friend while he prepared her drink.

"So, how do you like your coffee?" he asked, opening the top cabinet above his sink and pulling out a large tub of coffee grounds. He placed the container on the counter and popped it opened. The rich smell of dark coffee instantly filled the small area around him.

"Umm.... I like it to where it's very light. Like, put a lot of creamer in it. And milk. And sugar."

"Can do..." The periwinkle pegasus opened a nearby drawer and grabbed a rather large spoon from it. He put the spoon in the coffee grounds and then went off to fetch the coffee liners. He went back to the cabinet above his sink. In it was a few things of coffee grains, coffee liners, artificial sugar, and creamer. Deciding it would be best just to grab as many ingredients as he could, he got ahold of a coffee liner, the thing of creamer, and a few loose sugar packets. The creamer was very light, and the rest of the ingredients he picked out felt like feathers. He carried the few items to the counter near the coffee grinds and machine before setting them down carefully.

"Hey, Rainbolt?"

"Yeah?" The stallion popped opened the coffee lid and set the liner inside while still listening to the mare.

"When do I have to leave?"

"I don't know." Rainbolt started dumping coffee grinds into the liner, filling it tablespoons at a time. "Whenever you want to leave is fine."

"Oh... 'Cause I mean, it's like nine at night. I just don't know how late you're comfortable with my staying."

The pegasus chuckled to himself before closing the top of the coffee machine and grabbing the pitcher from the bottom. He started making his way over to the nearby sink before answering the mare.

"Well, at work I usually have to stay up until three or four in the morning, so you can stay here literally as long as you want. Heck, you can sleep here if you'd like."

"Really?!" the white pegasus asked with enthusiasm flooding her tone. She then blushed, and tried to remain composed, not wanting to seem too excited. "I mean, really?" she repeated in a far more calm tone.

The stallion found himself smiling at the mare's enthusiasm.

"Yes, really..." Rainbolt had already filled the pitcher with water, and placed it in its proper place under the machine. He quickly pushed a few buttons and let the rest work itself. A deep, gurgling noise bubbled from the coffee maker as it prepared itself for the task ahead.

"Oh my gosh!" Surprise excitedly whispered to herself. Her smile grew widely and she almost instantly felt herself pop up off the couch. Now that the joy had put a spring in her step, she wasn't as nearly desperate for caffeine as she was before. The mare happily hopped in the direction of the nearby kitchen, springing up and letting her damp mane bounce with her. Her wings spread outwards as she grew closer to the tiled room. Although Rainbolt heard the mare approaching him, he didn't bother with looking behind him. He was too busy preparing her requested drink by pulling down a rather tall mug from the cabinet above him. It was red and white striped, and oddly reminded the stallion of his brother for a brief moment. He shook the weird feeling off and set the cup on his clean-looking counter.

"Would you like to put your creamer and stuff in?" Rainbolt asked, knowing the mare was close to him. "I don't want to put in the wrong amount or anything."

Surprise smiled- well, remained smiling- and nodded to her love. She didn't really think much about the decision. It just felt more natural for her to say "yes" than "no". Especially when the pony asking the question was one she felt strong limerence towards.

"All right." The vibrant pony abandoned the mug and allowed the pegasus to put the sweeteners together herself. She didn't immediately take advantage of the opportunity, however. The mare took a brief moment to gaze at her crush's flanks with half-lidded eyes. She felt her upper teeth sink into her bottom lip as she tried to get glimpses of goods beyond the stallion's rainbow tail. It wasn't an action she did too often, but anytime the stallion turned around and wasn't paying attention, she'd take advantage of the golden opportunity.

Come on, Surprise. Control yourself. You don't want to get caught checking him out... Besides, you'll have literally all evening to do that.

Shaking her head and getting one last glance at Rainbolt's tail-end, the mare turned her attention to the mug before her, the creamer, and the multiple sugar packets the stallion left for her. As she did at her own home, Surprise reached for the creamer before anything. She was a bit shocked when she felt how light it was, but proceeded to pop it opened anyway. The mare aligned her eye to the hole out of curiosity, only to see a small amount of white powder at the bottom. She internally hoped it was enough, and tipped the container upside-down. Unfortunately, only a couple tablespoons of the sweet creamer landed in the mug. The pegasus set the empty creamer can aside and looked down into her cup, disappointed at the little amount. She would've had to have only a couple mouth-fulls of coffee to go well with the small amount of creamer.

"Rainbolt?" Surprise asked the stallion, who at the time had his head in the chill fridge a couple meters away, hunting for milk.

"Mmhm?"

"Do you have any more creamer?"

"I umm... I'm not sure." The stallion removed his head from the cold fridge with a white cartoon of half-filled milk in his hooves. He closed the door and looked at the mare. "You can look around and see if I have any stashed anywhere."

"Thanks!" Surprise chirped. She smiled at the pony cutely before looking up and examining the wide selection of cabinets she had to choose from. There were six doors above her and four below her. Three of the kitchen-closets were directly above her, while the other three were adjacent, hanging above the sink and fridge. She glanced around as if she were stargazing, wondering which one would be the best bet.

"Where would you put it?"

"Well..." The stallion placed the milk on the counter next to Surprise and thought for a moment. "I'd usually put it with the rest of the coffee stuff, but I didn't have the room at the time." Rainbolt's golden eyes darted the other direction as he thought. "Maybe.. Hmmm... Maybe check up there." The pony raised his hoof in the direction of the cabinet furthest away to the left. "I sometimes just put random stuff up there and forget about it."

Surprise nodded towards her crush and spread her wings, flying upwards to meet the level of the cabinet he'd pointed out.

"This one?"

"Yep."

The mare looked at Rainbolt, then back at the cabinet before her. It was painted a snowy white, but had a thin layer of dust and grime building on it. The two C-shaped handles stuck out in a way that made it easy for a pony to wrap their hoof around. In fact, when Surprise wrapped hers around the handle, she still had enough room to add another half a hoof. Not thinking about the size, however, the mare opened the cabinet to be greeted by a half-empty, spacious closet. Not seeing much but a few coins, a spider, an opened can of jam, and a paper clip, the mare frowned and opened the door right next to it, revealing the other side of the cabinet. The inside was very dusty, and this one held just as few items; a dead bug, a crumpled piece of paper, a bottle of cough syrup and... a bottle of alcohol? Although it seemed hard to believe, there was an unopened bottle of strawberry-flavored Royal Crest in the back corner of the cabinet. The mare raised an eyebrow.

I didn't know Rainbolt drank... Heck, the last time I offered him a glass of wine he refused! What the hay?

"Do you see any creamer?"

"Uhhh... No..."

"Something wrong...?" the stallion asked, sensing a great amount of uneasiness in the mare's tone.

"I found something else." Surprise couldn't help but feel herself smirking a bit as she wrapped her hooves around the vodka and pulled it out of its cubby hole. She held it up teasingly, only to see a hot blush smear across the pony's face at the sight of it. "I thought you told me you don't drink."

"I-I don't! I swear!" Rainbolt defensively flew up and snatched the bottle away from his friend. "It was a gift from my sister last Hearth's Warming... I haven't opened it yet, though." The pegasus placed the dusty bottle back where it belonged and closed the cabinet. "Sorry..."

"There's nothing to be sorry about!" The mare giggled a bit and reopened the cabinet. She took the glass bottle into her hooves once more and examined the label with a slight blush. "In fact, we could maybe even put this stuff to good use."

Rainbolt's expression quickly turned to shock at the statement. Sure, he knew Surprise would drink every so often at social gatherings and parties, but the thought of being around her when she was drunk was something completely different. The only time he'd ever got drunk was with his brother. When he was around fourteen, his brother -who was nearly eighteen at the time- was left home alone with him. When the hour grew late, the elder sibling made an attempt to sneak out, but was caught by his younger brother. After some convincing, Rainbolt was allowed to sneak out alongside his brother, who made his way to a friend's house. When they got there, the older teenage colt was already chugging down quite a bit of alcohol. He offered Rainbolt's brother some, who gladly accepted it. The fourteen-year old was of course reluctant, but did eventually try some after being called a "wuss" for not drinking it. After a long while, all three of the teenagers were drunk. This would have lasted longer if the mother of the alcoholic friend hadn't come home too early...

Shaking the memory from his head, Rainbolt looked at the mare with a slight frown.

"Sorry, Surprise. I don't drink..."

"Why not?" she asked. Her tone had more confidence in it than anything remotely related to disappointment. That only made the stallion more nervous.

"I don't know... It's bad for you and stuff... And I just wouldn't feel too good about drinking it with Dashie in the house."

"Well, a little once in a while doesn't hurt anypony." The mare tauntingly waved the bottle around with a grin. "Besides, Dashie's asleep with a medicine that'll have knocked out all night."

Why is she trying to convince me so hard? She's not usually this pushy. Rainbolt frowned at his friend. Maybe she has some reason to want me drunk? I don't know... This just doesn't feel right.

"Surprise..." The periwinkle stallion took in a deep breath and sighed. "It's an, umm... interesting offer and all, but I'm going to pass." He tossed the mare a reassuring smile. "You can have the drink if you want it, though."

The mare smiled and landed on the ground. She placed the sweet alcohol on the dining table next to her and smirked at her crush. Personally, she'd hoped he was an alcoholic, or would give in easily. Although he was being stubborn, the pony was still confident she could crack him with a bit more encouragement.

Come on, Surprise! If you can get him drunk just this one time, there's a slight possibility he could reveal feeling towards you. Or, you know, at least find you attractive for once in your life. And, you know, mean sexy and stuff. Not just pretty...

"Suit yourself!" the filly chimed confidently. She wrapped her hoof around the bottle once more and lifted into the air. She brought the glass bottle down against her mane. The curl furthest from her face hooked under the bottle cap and popped it off with ease, sending a short sizzling noise into the air. The soft scent of alcohol and strawberry filled the area around them. Rainbolt blushed heavily.

"I... I didn't mean you could-" The stallion stopped himself, simply hoping he wouldn't have to explain further.

"Oh, sorry!" Surprise playfully giggled and quickly took a splash of the sweet vodka. "You didn't exactly specify when I could open it."

"Surprise... Please." The stallion frowned. "I really would rather you do that when you're not here..."

"Oh, come on Rainbolt! Where's your sense of adventure?"

"Sense of adventure?"

"Yeah, I mean, it's fun to get a bit tipsy every so often... When was the last time you did anything remotely adventurous?"

"Well..." The pegasus thought for a moment. "I went swimming with Dashie and you today." he reminded her, hoping that'd be a good enough answer.

"Oh, come on! I mean something risky."

"I could have drowned..."

To that, the white mare simply laughed and took another sip of the sweet drink.

"I wouldn't have let that happen. Besides, I think it'd be fun to see you get drunk."

Rainbolt blushed heavily and looked away. From what his brother had told him, he was giggly, chatty, and very loud-spoken when he got drunk. The only time he got emotional was when his mother was yelling at everypony at the end of the night. That, however, was when he was fourteen. Surely, his drunken behavior would have altered by then.

"Th-that's flattering and all, but... I mean, I..." The stallion looked away. "I've never been drunk as an adult before. I don't know what'd happen..."

"Well, what's the worst that could happen?"

"I don't know... I could die or something."

Again, the mare found herself laughing at the pegasus' logic.

"Come on, it's not like you're gonna get drunk off your flanks or anything! A little buzz can be a pretty fun, though. It's not like you won't be able to control yourself." She smiled and took another sip of the fizzy, sweet liquid.

"How's it taste?"

"Good!" Surprise set the bottle down. "But if you really want to find out..."

Rainbolt glanced down at the opened vodka and frowned. He did have to admit, he had quite a bit of fun as a teenager when he'd drank the liquor. He felt happy and light spirited. The stallion did enjoy what little he experienced, but he felt like he was beyond that. He was a parent, and always felt it was his responsibility to stay sober at all times just in case his daughter needed him on short notice. Then again, his parents used to do it, and he turned out fine. Besides, it would just be a little buzz and nothing else...

"I suppose a little taste couldn't hurt anypony..." he agreed after taking a moment to weigh his options.

Surprise smiled as the stallion hesitantly reached for the alcoholic beverage. He took it into his hooves and moved it close to his muzzle. Almost instantly, he smelt the thick sent of artificial strawberries and sugar. He took in a deep whiff, which only tempted his taste buds more.

Unsurely, Rainbolt looked up at Surprise, then down at the bottle. Suddenly, the nervous expression on the stallion's face almost made the mare feel guilty for trying to drive him into it. She frowned to herself and tossed him a smile.

"You know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to, right?"

"No, it's fine..." Rainbolt blushed. "Besides... Like you said, it's nice to be adventurous from time to time." The stallion forced a grin. "You only live once, right?"

"You betchya..."

With that, the stallion glanced at the bottle once more and took in a deep breath.

Okay, Rainbolt... It's just a bit of alcohol. Nothing to be afraid of... I hope. I mean, it feels kind of like I'm willingly giving up my mind. He glanced up at the mare. Just drink it and stop being so wimpy. I'm sure you won't get that drunk...

With that, the pony took one last look at the bottle before closing his eyes, pressing the rim to his lips, and taking in a few gulps. The flavor was candy-like, and felt like soda pop dancing on his tongue. The addicting, sweet flavor was good enough to make him take in a few more gulps. The sparkling vodka tickled his throat and left a sweet flavor in his mouth, even after he pulled the bottle away from his lips.

"How's it taste?" Surprise asked hopefully.

"Good..." He set the bottle down and looked at it unsurely. "Really good..." He looked back at the mare. "Maybe... I don't know. Maybe just one glass wouldn't hurt... I mean, I think I can handle it."

The mare's purple eyes lit up at the statement.

"O-okay." she replied in the calmest possible tone she could.

With that, Rainbolt made his way from the spot to an upper cabinet above his fridge. There, he grabbed two plastic cups. They looked rather childish, and were decorated with little, green frogs and lilly-pads. He closed the cabinet, and flew back down to the table before setting the cups on the hard, wooden surface. He lifted the bottle and poured a good amount in the cup closest to Surprise, then poured a similar amount in the cup closest to him. He then set the half-filled bottle of alcohol next to him and looked at the mare, who already had the cup to her lips.

See, Surprise isn't nervous over getting drunk, and neither should you be. Most adults do it... Heck, even Dreamscape does it from time to time. Just take a few drinks, and even if you get a bit more than buzzed, it'll be okay. Dash's a big filly...

Gaining a bit of confidence, the stallion lifted up the cup and took a few gulps.

"So," the mare started, licking some residue from her lips. "How's Mrs. S been treating you?"

"Oh, good. She's really turning out to be a good parent."

"Oh, good." She smiled. "And Blue Moon's doing well?"

"Yep." Rainbolt took a quick drink and smiled. "He's learned quite a few words at this point. When was the last time you saw him?"

"I don't know, a few months ago or so..." Surprise smiled, taking a mental note of the rhyme she made. "How's your brother holding up?"

"Good. I mean, he still has a lot to learn, but he's doing well."

"Good to hear..." The mare took another sip of vodka and thought of another question to ask. She wanted to keep the conversation going, but still wanted to keep it interesting. Maybe there was something fascinating she could mention...

"Did you hear peanut butter prices are rising?" she asked after a brief moment of silence.

"Really?"

"Yeah. I read it in the newspaper. Apparently, one of the biggest peanut farms in Equestria was seriously flooded."

"Oh. Well, that sucks." Rainbolt took a quick gulp of the beverage. At that point, he was starting to feel a rather odd numbness to his body. It wasn't something he didn't expect, it just seemed to be coming unusually fast this time around. He brushed the sensation off, and decided to talk to his friend a bit more.

"Yeah..." She blushed. "So, uhh... has the alcohol kicked in at all?"

"A bit," Rainbolt admitted. He found himself giggling at the statement. "What about you?"

"Haha, a little, I guess... Not too much."

The pegasus lifted his cup and took a few more gulps of the sweet liquid. Surprise giggled and did the same.

I wonder how drunk he's getting. Probably not drunk enough to spill any deeply hidden feelings yet... Oh, I hope he takes a couple more glasses. It'd be a shame to get him drunk for nothing. Then again, Rainbolt'd be cute a giggly, bubbly, drunk mess.

"Gosh, this stuff is good..." the stallion commented as he tilted the bottle to pour more of the liquid into his empty cup. It fizzed and hissed as it settled down. He then set the bottle down next to him. "Whenever you want more, just say so."

"Alright!" Surprise chimed.

Already, Rainbolt was starting on his second cup. He pressed the edge to his lips and drunk down quite a bit. The mare was rather astonished by how quickly he opened up to the alcoholic beverage. His stubbornness was always something she found difficult to break, so when he gave in easily, it felt like a minor victory.

"Gosh, you're really getting into it, aren't you?"

"Yeah, I guess." The stallion chuckled. "It's tasty."

"Yeah." The filly took a few more gulps of her drink and smiled as her crush loosened up. "So..."

"So?" he asked, almost happily.

The mare blushed and looked away. She didn't know when the right time to ask him about his feelings were. She was hoping the alcohol would help expose more of his true feelings. Maybe, she'd at least be called cute or something. The last compliment she wanted to hear was "You're a good friend".

"Do you feel buzzed at all?"

"Oh yeah! It's getting there pretty quick. I didn't think it'd-" The stallion hicupped and giggled, having consumed the bubbly liquid too quickly. "-take this short!"

Surprise giggled. His body obviously hadn't been accustomed to alcohol, and the long gap from his last experience had made it much easier to get drunk than it would if he were a regular drinker.

"Well, I think it's good that you're letting yourself relax."

"I am relaxed." Rainbolt took another quick sip of his drink. "It makes my insides feel fuzzy..."

Dang, you're getting buzzed quick! The white mare smiled. He should be drunk within no time!

"That's good." Leisurely, Surprise raised her glass to her lips and took a long sip. Her smile didn't fade as her crush continued to give his body what it craved.

"It is..." Slowly, the mare started to see a hot shade of crimson glowing in the stallion's cheeks. He paused, before looking at her with a half-smile. "I donnu, Surprise. I feel weird... But like, a good weird."

The mare chuckled.

"You are a good weird," she replied, trying to make a compliment. Rainbolt simply chuckled.

"Oh my gosh, Surprise!" The stallion awkwardly placed a hoof at his forehead and rested his heavy head on it. "You're a good weird, too!"

"Awe, thanks." The flattered filly's face was flushed from the flirting. She looked away, trying to hide her embarrassment. "You're really sweet..."

"No, you're sweet!" His torso sprung up and he looked at the mare. "I mean, like, sugar is sweet, and we use it to describe ponies, but like, did it mean nice or sugary first?" It was then, Rainbolt smiled widely. "Oh my gosh! I usually leave that stuff in my head! It just came out! Like, I don't know! I just like talking!"

Naturally, the mare found herself laughing at his sudden change of nature. He laughed back, somehow finding the mare's giggles to be contagious.

Come on, Surprise! He's all nice and bubbly.... Maybe now wouldn't be a bad time to flirt a little more... I just hope he doesn't respond too oddly. What to say, though... I don't know. Oh, wait! That's it!

"You're so cute when you're tipsy!" she complimented, blushing heavily through her snowy fur. She looked away almost instantly, feeling awkward from being so opened.

"Oh my gosh!" The stallion sounded almost feminine from his sudden excitement. "I think I'm cute, too! Like, I don't know! I just think I am because my daughter's cute, and there must be like a chain of some sort! I just like being modest 'n' all. Dashie doesn't, though... I don't know. I think everypony's hot, and they know they're hot, but they just don't like to admit it." Rainolt looked at the mare and smiled. "I mean, you're really hot, but you just... You don't mention it. I don't know. I don't know anypony who's ugly. I just think we're all pretty and stuff."

Close enough.

"Thanks, I umm..." The mare hesitated. "Rainbolt, can I ask you something?"

"Sure!"

"Umm... Do you, uhh... Do you think I'm interesting?"

"Of course! You're so outgoing and whatnot. It's like you're so social, and it makes me happy, 'cause I feel like I'm not and I need friends sometimes."

"Glad to hear..." Awkwardly, Surprise shuffled a bit in her position, wondering what she could ask if she wanted a deeper answer. Surely, there had to be something she could say that wasn't too blunt. "So, do you... Do you maybe need any assistance raising Dash? Like, not raising..." The mare thought for the appropriate word. "Help her... I mean, she is a preteen, and will probably have questions about her body and stuff."

The stallion simply shrugged.

"I donnu. I'll ask her..." The stallion tossed his friend a smile. At that point, he wasn't overly drunk. His was becoming a bit looser and opened, and his mind and body were tingling, but he could still see straight and feel all his limbs. He was, however, still sober enough to realize how tipsy he was getting. He looked at the bottle of vodka he'd given into, and then back at Surprise. He pressed his hoof to the edge of the bottle and slid it towards his friend. She blushed and looked at him. "You take the rest?" he offered.

"Umm... Sure." The mare wrapped her hoof around the glass bottle and took a few sips of the sweet liquid. She'd already drunk her cup of vodka a few minutes before that. She, however, was too busy trying to get her crush to expose himself.

"Rainbolt..." the mare started hesitantly. She paused. There was silence. She waited a brief moment before continuing. "Why do you... you know, keep being my friend?

"Why wouldn't I be?" the stallion replied. It was the most unhappy tone he'd produced since he started drinking.

"I don't know... I mean... You know, don't you?"

"Know what?"

The mare blushed and turned away.

"My feelings for you..." she muttered under her breath.

"Huh?"

"My feelings for you." she repeated, a bit louder.

"I can't hear y-"

"My feelings for you!" she once again repeated. This time, loud enough to cause a rippling echo throughout the kitchen. After that, there was complete silence. Surprise had crimson glowing throughout her face as she turned away, trying to avoid eye-contact with her crush. Her heart suddenly felt as if it had been dipped in acid and was slowly dissolving within her. She closed her eyes and placed a hoof on her aching chest.

"I'm sorry..." Rainbolt started after nearly ten seconds of silence. "I-I didn't mean to make you upset, I..." Surprise turned her head and looked at her crush. His golden eyes were glistened over with tears. Did that really make him upset? She didn't mean to. The sadness in his eyes quickly reflected into Surprise's.

"No, no, it's fine." the mare reassured him. The stallion looked at her with saddened eyes. She'd never seen him get so emotional over something like that. "You didn't upset me..."

"You yelled at me." Rainbolt pointed out in a child-like fashion.

"I-I'm sorry..."

"O-okay."

"I... I just sort of got nervous because, you know... I love you."

That statement somehow managed to pick the stallion back up. His flattened ears stood erect and I his eyes brightened. A small smile made its way onto his face.

"I know." he muttered weakly under his breath with a smile. "I just thought you were mad..."

"I'm not... And, I know." Surprise sighed and looked away. Her purple eyes were clad with disappointment and a bit of shame. She frowned and went on. "I just... I don't understand why you're not weirded out or anything if you know..."

To that, the pegasus simply laughed. The mare found it a bit rude to have her crush laugh at her pain, and she didn't see what was funny. She did, however, see a smile on his face, which made her refrain from saying anything that could cause him to be upset again.

"Oh my gosh, Surprise! You, like... You're so funny!"

"How..?"

"I don't know..." He giggled a bit. "You're just too awesome to ditch over whatever."

Although Surprise was still a bit confused over what he meant, the mare smiled a bit at his joy and the generous compliment.

"Just, honestly," the stallion continued. "I just... You're amazing and like, I don't know... I feel bad sometimes for not likin' you and all."

"Why?"

Rainbolt shrugged.

"Because you're really nice and stuff, and pretty, and sweet, and you're fun..." The stallion confessed his thoughts with glazed eyes directed towards the counter. "I don't know... I find you fun and attractive, but I mean, I don't know..."

"I..." The mare looked at her crush. She felt guilty about getting him drunk to a point he opened up. Heck, he didn't even seem that drunk at first. At least she got the information she was looking for.

"So, are you confused or just... not attracted to me?"

"No, I am attracted to you, but... I don't know..." The stallion sighed and and looked towards the mare. "Ca-Can I have another sip?"

"Uhhh, sure..." Surprise slid the bottle down to Rainbolt, who took it and drunk quite a bit more than just a sip. He set the bottle down and wiped his lips of residue. The mare, however, was thinking for a moment, trying to formulate a solution.

"Well, umm, Rainbolt..." The stallion gave Surprise his attention, but was yet to respond verbally. "Do you think there's anyway, you know... This may sound weird, but..." The pony blushed.

"What?"

"Rainbolt, I... Do you think you could kiss me?"

To that, the stallion's periwinkle cheeks lit up crimson.

Kiss? Is she crazy? Well, I mean, she is a little, but not this kind of crazy! Why would she- well, I know why she would but... Oh my gosh, what kind of jerk would you seem like if you said no! She's probably waited years for a kiss from you, and if you say no, she could cry or something and I don't want to be responsible for that! Oh, what to do... Rainbolt looked at the mare with half-blurred eyes. The thought of him and her kissing wasn't a negative image to the stallion, it just seemed like a rather odd thing to do. He wasn't sure what to say, so maybe a further explanation would help.

"Why?"

"Because, sometimes when two ponies kiss, it makes them realize if they love each other."

"Oh, well, I..." The stallion thought for a moment. He'd been on a date with her before, and it'd been loads of fun. He hadn't kissed her, though, and he wasn't sure what it would be like to do so. It couldn't be bad, though. He'd been kissed by his boss, and well, it surprisingly felt rather good. Maybe some physical love wouldn't hurt him after all the years of being deprived of it.

"I suppose we could if you want to..." he finally agreed.

The mare smiled widely and blushed. They awkwardly turned to each other. The white pegasus had a wide grin on her face, while her crush seemed a bit nervous. Naturally, Surprise was the first one to take action. She let her eyelids fall over her purple orbs and leaned in towards the stallion. Rainbolt kept his yellow eyes opened, watching as the mare leaned in. Awkwardly, he shuffled closer to her so she wouldn't be kissing air. As the stallion waddled forward, her lips forcefully pressed against his. His cheeks lit up, and he half-kissed back. Their mouths tasted like sweet strawberries and tart alcohol. Surprise's was especially soft, and made the stallion crave more of her sweet lips. After a few seconds into the blissful action, Rainbolt kissed back, putting passion into the moment and giving the mare the kiss she rightfully deserved. His eyes closed, and he felt her vocal chords vibrate as she purred in recognition of the pleasure. After nearly seven seconds of sweetness, they broke away, still hypnotized by the unexpected action.

"Wow..." Surprise mused as she felt the tickling sensation still lingering on her lips.

"Yeah..." Rainbolt blushed heavily. "You-You have nice lips..."

"Thanks..."

Awkwardly, the stallion glanced away. Like the mare's, his were still tingling. Part of him felt a bit guilty for doing it, but the other half only wanted more of her sweet lips. He bit his bottom lip, trying to restrain himself from asking for another smooch. Surprise wouldn't mind, though. He knew that. She was probably thinking the same thing, but was far too shy to ask for another kiss. Rainbolt looked at the mare and frowned.

"Di-did you like it...?" he asked.

"Yeah... it was nice."

"Do you want to do it again?"

The mare looked up at her unrequited lover with a glimmer in her eyes. Did he really enjoy it enough for a second one? Or was he simply being nice? Either way, there was no way in Equestria she was going to turn down another glorious lip-locking session with the potential love of her life. Dumbly, she nodded.

This time around, Rainbolt took action. He tilted his head and closed his eyes. Surprise took that as a sign to do the same. With both blind, the two went in for another kiss. Their lips touched again. The kiss was filled with pure passion towards each other as the two gently suckled on each other's lips. The hot sensation forced the mare's wings to pop opened. Their chests touched and their heartbeats morphed into a powerful unison. Surprise couldn't help but smile a bit as they broke away from the smooch. Her partner looked into her eyes with a genuine smile on his face.

"This is actually nice..."

"Y-yeah."

"So, umm...." Rainbolt's cheeks lit up and he turned his head away. "Are you... you know, comfortable with all this?"

"I'm more than comfortable."

"Well, I... D-do you want to kiss more?"

"Yes." the mare said in a rather impatient tone, simply wanting to get on with more smooching.

"Well.... H-how comfortable would you be going to my room?"

"Comfortable," she admitted casually.

"Oh, good!" Rainbolt awkwardly smiled. "I just thought it'd be a bit more comfortable... You know. Beds are plush and whatnot."

"Agreed!" Surprise chimed brightly. She looked towards her friend and smiled. He nervously smiled back and started his trot towards the hallway. Surprise followed with little encouragement. As they trotted off into the quiet hallway, the mare skipped a little. Joy was boiling in her heart, which caused her to have a bit of jump in her steps.

Oh my gosh! the white mare thought excitedly. I am totally going to get laid!

Part Two: Secret Desires Make Amazing Memories

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With the flip of a switch, light filled Rainbolt's bedroom. The white brightness made his bed, dressers, clean cloud floor, and nightstand all visible in the previously dark chamber. The pair of ponies in the doorway squinted from the sudden brightness. Their eyes, however, quickly adapted to their new surroundings.

"Nice room..." the slightly buzzed mare mentioned as she closed the door and trotted in.

"Thanks..." Rainbolt, who was a bit more tipsy at the time, followed with slight hesitation. Surprise smiled as she made her way to her destination; the stallion's blue clad bed. Lazily, she hopped onto it backwards and sprung up a bit with a giggle. Rainbolt chose to sit on the bed gently. The last thing he wanted was to jump on and hurt himself. Or Surprise, for that manner. He felt normal and all, but he didn't want to take a chance of getting hurt because of the alcohol. The mare smiled as the stallion sat next to her. When they were both comfortable, the more sober pony turned her body to face Rainbolt. Awkwardly, she placed her hoof onto his as if she were in a cheesy, teenage romance novel. He blushed a bit and held her hoof back.

"You know, I never actually thought you'd kiss me..." Surprise admitted, blushing a bit as she gazed at the stallion with limerence filling her heart and glimmering in her eyes. "I just wanted you to be a bit more opened is all..."

"No, that's okay... I've been, uhh... I've felt really nice tonight. I usually don't feel this good..."

"I'm really happy to hear that."

From that point, Rainbolt was silent. He didn't seem unhappy, yet he wasn't smiling completely. He seemed almost hypnotized by the mare's happy expression and gentle touch.

The mare's cheeks became visibly pink as she went in for another kiss, hoping she wasn't coming off as too strong. Fortunately, the stallion leaned in and kissed back. Both ponies felt bubbly on the inside as their lips locked sensually. Surprise felt her heart glow in the amazing sensation. After only a few seconds, the two broke away, only to connect again with very little hesitation. The process repeated a few more times before the two slowly started sliding their hooves up each others' bodies. As they continued kissing, sticky strands of saliva started to run from their mouths and onto each other's lips. When they disconnect, a short trail of sticky spit would keep their lips together. With every kiss, their hungry mouths seemed to opened a bit more in an attempt to swap even more DNA.

This isn't real... This isn't real... the mare thought to herself with every kiss. Every time she felt the softness of his gentle lips, however, something told her it was real. The stallion had a similar feeling. He knew it was real, but also felt as though he was dreaming. Whether it was the familiar sensation of lips against his, his half-drunk mind, or the unlikely scenario, he didn't know. He did know, however, that he enjoyed every moment of it, and didn't want it to end.

As the two continued, their hooves wrapped more tightly around one another, which brought their bodies closer. The mare was starting to let out soft moans and gasps as the session became slowly more passionate and messy. Their lips started to awkwardly connected and break away. Each loving smooch made them crave more and more to a point their breaths became less frequent. As their bodies grew weaker from the constant motion, the two fell to their sides onto the bed. Even as they collapsed onto the soft mattress, the two ponies didn't break away from their loving embrace, but only grew closer. The two continued kissing, getting drool on the bed. Both slowly started to let out moans of pleasure as their arousal rose. Surprise could already feel her soft wings stiffening as her inner fantasies unfurled, while the stallion hardly even noticed his wings were already expanded outwards and gently throbbing from the pure paradise.

"Oh, Celestia..." Rainbolt murmured between another sloppy kiss.

"Huh?" the mare asked, right before another sweet kiss. The two stopped momentarily to hear the other speak.

"I haven't felt like this since Firefly..." The stallion's cheeks turned crimson.

To that, the mare grinned wider than she had all night. Her heart pounded and her eyes lit up with joy. Out of all the things in the wide world of Equestria, that was one she longed to hear off the lips of the stallion she adored. Her blush deepened as she leaned in and kissed the pegasus once more. This time, she put all her thanks into that one passionate smooch. Her lips connected with his, only hers gently suckled the bottom half of his. She massaged it gently with the tip of her tongue and subtle lip movements. He kissed back with and equal amount of passion, but felt himself relaxing in the embrace, causing him to put less effort into it. His body went limp and his eyelids connected. The mare smiled and eventually let go, relishing the warm saliva of her friend on her tongue. Her crush smiled awkwardly, presumably because of the alcohol.

"That felt nice..." he muttered softly.

The mare smiled and went in for another kiss. She'd been enthralled with the idea of kissing her entire young life, but was yet to try it. The moment she placed hers on the stallion of her dreams, however, she never wanted to disconnect. Like a foal after their first Nightmare Night with candy, she didn't want keep the stallion's sweet lips away from hers for one second. She loved the soft texture, taste of alcohol, and sweet passion put into it. Surely, there was nothing she'd rather do with her mouth...

Except one thing.

As Surprise leaned in for a kiss once more, her body pressed against Rainbolt's as per usual, only this time around, she felt something unexpected; the medium-sized bulge emerging from his sheathe. As her lips pressed against the stallion's, she felt an odd sensation run down her spine. Her purple eyes opened and she uncomfortably shifted her body to get a better feel for it. She knew what the stiffened flesh beneath her stomach was. She knew very well she was just as sexual excited as he apparently was. She, however, did not know whether to mention it or not. If he noticed, he'd surely back away and say something. If he didn't, maybe he needed to. Maybe it could lead to the night she'd been waiting for her entire life. Maybe.

Taking the chance to mention the obvious boner she felt springing up between Rainbolt's legs, the mare broke away from the tingling kiss and looked the stallion dead in his lazily aimed eyes. He seemed a bit confused by the sudden shift, but wasn't about to ignore anything she said.

"Umm...Rainbolt," she started. Her tongue searched for the polite why to proceed mentioning his erection. Was there even a polite way to mention such things? If so, she was lost for anything to say. Instead of struggling over the word, she instead raised her hoof and pointed it towards his erect genitals. Although confused at first, the stallion soon looked down, only to get a glimpse of the dark periwinkle endowment standing up from arousal. His face instantly lit up a deep shade of red and he looked away fearfully, turning his body a bit to hide the member to the best of his abilities.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He cried as if he were a foal in trouble. "I didn't mean to, I just- It happened..." The stallion's voice dropped down to a saddened tone. Surprise simply sat there, a bit shocked by his reaction. She expected slight humiliation, maybe some awkward explanation or something, but not fear.

"It's okay, it's okay!" the mare reassured him in a motherly tone. She scooted over to the area he'd retreated to and put a hoof around him. He easily gave into her comfort, but was still frowning. "There's no reason to be upset over it... It's no big deal. It's actually kind of cute." The mare smiled and gently nuzzled the stallion's neck. He nuzzled back gently, and Surprise patted his back.

"Sorry..." he apologized once more. Surprise chuckled a bit at the stallion's silliness. "I just thought you'd think I was raping you or something..." he admitted with a blush.

The mare smiled, and despite finding rape to be a serious topic, found herself giggling at the stallion's accusation.

"Oh, come on, Bolty! I think we both know I'd be more likely to rape you!"

"Well, I mean, you're not going to, are you?"

The mare paused and frowned. Of course, she would never force Rainbolt to have sex with her, but she was still a tad bit disappointed he didn't actually want to. She was hoping the lovely make-out session would lead to something even more pleasurable. That, unfortunately, didn't seem too likely at the time.

"N-no. Not if you didn't want me to..."

"Oh."

"Do you... do you want me to?" the mare asked bravely, glancing at the stallion.

To that, Rainbolt simply shrugged. He gazed at the floor before looking up at the sweet mare. His boner was slowly crawling back into his sheathe, which made the mare nervous she'd be loosing her opportunity.

"I-I don't know..." the pegasus answered after a long pause.

"Well, I mean... we could. I'm a twenty-nine year-old virgin... I wouldn't mind it at all."

The stallion blushed heavily. The only things he could concentrate on in the moment was the burning lust within him, the proposal made, and thought of taking the sweet mare's virginity. In a way, he almost felt bad for her inability to find somepony special. If he didn't take the opportunity right then and there, it could've been a few more years before she had another chance to have sex. At the moment, he felt as though the mare's needs than his. He knew what sex felt like, but she hadn't the slightest clue.

"I... I guess we could... I-If you promise not to rape me."

"I won't." the mare smiled a bit, trying to hold back her enthusiasm. She didn't want to ruin the moment by coming off too strong. She was still overjoyed with the thought of engaging in sexual activities with her crush, but didn't exactly know how to start the process. When she rubbed herself, she'd mostly just skip to the good stuff in her mind, but never thought about how it would happen. "So, uh... How do we, you know, get started?"

"I dunno." Rainbolt shrugged. "What do you want to do?"

Surprise felt heat rising to her face as she glanced down at his penis. By then, it had fully retracted and was hiding in its sheathe. Before it said goodbye, the mare felt the strong urge to lick its sweet, delicate flesh. The longing had been embossed in Surprise's mind, and she still wanted to perform oral on the stallion. She, however, didn't want to fully admit it.

"Well, why don't I try to get the little guy back out?" she asked, almost in a playful manner. Dumbly, the stallion nodded. At that point, he wasn't quite sure if it was a dream or reality, but he didn't seem to care that much. Surprise was aware of his oddly uncaring attitude, but didn't mind to any degree. She simply took advantage of the stallion's awkwardness and got down to living her fantasies. With a heavy shade of red in her white face, Surprise got down from the bed and onto her knees. She crawled over to the stallion and rested her hooves on his lap. Never before had she been so close to a penis. Sure, she'd seen a large number of them in Sexy Stallions Weekly, but had never seen one up close. His three-inch sheathe was resting above his large, orb-shaped testicles. An odd, musky scent lingered around the sheathed cock. The mare leaned in, eager to get a closer examination. The smell became more intense, and her hunger for the member grew more by the minute. Not wanting to waste too much time, the pegasus went in and gave the small sheathe a small, curious lick. That action alone extracted a soft moan from the stallion. The outside flesh tasted like salt and sweat, but surprisingly left her wanting more. Excitedly, she trailed her tongue up the soft cock-pocket. The stallion let out a soft gasp, and the mare felt the inner dick starting to harden and grown. Closing her eyes, Surprise moved her head down near his balls, and once more let her tongue trail up. This time, however, the sticky trail of saliva went above the stallion's sheathe and up his stiff cock. Her little, pink tongue felt all the little details; from the smooth texture, to the pulsing veins on the sides. She felt herself smiling as she made her way back down to the balls. She made another trip up, this time much faster, and felt happy to feel her tong trace over the thick tip of his cock. Instead of going back down this time, she happily rested there and suckled the edge of the top like a pacifier. Unsurprisingly, this forced a steamy breath out of the stallion, who felt like he was in his own personal heaven.

"Oh, that's good..." he murmured.

Surprise responded to the comment with a little groan of pleasure. For a brief moment, she stopped sucking and examined the hard member. Luckily for her, it had some good girth to it. Sure, it was maybe eight inches in height, but she was far too aroused to worry about something as insignificant as length.

Quickly, the mare went back to what she'd longed to do for a very long time. She lowered her head and breathed onto the stiff dick. Rainbolt moaned as the hot air ticked the tip, and made him crave her warm lips against it. She didn't need words to comply; she simply pressed her mouth to it and gave it a few loving kisses on the top. She smiled and pushed herself up a bit, now able to aim her mouth more at the top. Instinctively, she leaned down and ran her warm tongue over the urethra of the cock. A salty bead of pre-cum greeted the wet tongue. She smiled and began sucking the top once more. She didn't have her full mouth around it yet, and she was a bit nervous to do so. She didn't know how much she'd be able to take a time, and didn't want to choke. She did, however, want to make the moaning stallion happy. With a slight blush, Surprise decided to take more of the yummy cock into her mouth. She expanded her lips and engulfed the vast majority of the tip in her mouth. This of course, caused the stallion to grunt in pleasure. It'd been over a decade since he received sexual pleasure from another pony, and was very happy to be pleased by something more than a hoof.

Come on, Surprise... You can take more. Just be brave. You're not going to die...

Nervously, the mare tried to relax her mouth and take more of the sweet penis. To her luck, the member went in easily. She had nearly three inches of the marvelous cock in her mouth at once. Moaning a bit to herself, the mare gently eased her tongue around the stiff genitals. Her little, pink taster twirled around the shaft to receive more of its delicious flavors. Her wet saliva caked the outer layer of the cock as she got used to the new position.

"S-suck, please..." Rainbolt begged beneath his breath, secretly hoping he didn't seem like a jerk for letting his horny side take over. The mare looked up in response, and did realize she'd been rather lazy when it came to the actually sucking. She'd been too concentrated on the salty flavors and having her mouth accustomed to the cock. Trying to make her crush happy, the mare gently started to suck again, treating the firm member like a popsicle. The stallion moaned from it and quickly started to pulsate from the pleasure. Surprise could feel the thick pumps of blood through her tongue, and realized how good it must have felt. With that in mind, the pegasus started sucking more sensually and put more effort into it. Her mouth squeezed the cock, milking it of bliss. The soft, warm walls of the mare's cheeks hugged the stallion's cock, making the throbbing increase. The stallion forcefully bit down on his lower lip to prevent yelling, but couldn't help letting out a grunt from time to time.

"I-I'm gonna cum..." Rainbolt announced as he felt the pleasure increase dramatically. His eyes squeezed shut as he concentrated solely on the amazing blowjob being given to him. He felt his balls tighten as the mare sucked even harder in response.

Damn, can she suck! Oh, man, that feels good! Rainbolt let out a hot huff of air. Oh, sweet Celestia that's amazing!

After only a few more seconds of pure, sexual bliss, the stallion could no longer hold it in. A hot shot of salty semen rocketed up his urethra and into the mare's wet mouth. Because she was still sucking when it happened, most of the warm, white goo shot directly down her throat. In shock from the sudden explosion, the mare lifted her head from the cock and gagged a bit, chocking on the salty stallion cream and having much more of the thick jizz drip down her chin, from her teeth and tongue, and even a bit from her nostrils. The last little bit landed on her muzzle. Clamping her mouth shut, Surprise swallowed as much of the cum as she could, before reopening her mouth and taking in a deep breath.

Oh, gosh, that was hard! I mean, it was fun, bit still kind of hard. The mare ran her tongue over her teeth to get a taste of the stallion's cum. She smiled a bit, and looked at her crush. At that moment, Rainbolt had a satisfied, but semi-goofy expression plastered on his face.

"Your cum tastes like my momma's french fries..." she commented with a slight grin. The stallion, whose cock was surprisingly clean, merely nodded in response. His tongue was lolling out, and he had a semi-goofy expression plastered on his face. Blushing a bit, the mare thought of a rather erotic idea when glancing at Rainbolt's half-opened mouth. She leaned down towards the slowly-softening cock once more, and gave the cum-caked tip a long, sensual lick. She shaped her tongue like spoon to help scoop the salty liquid up. Once all the tip had been cleaned, and left coated with spit instead of jizz, the mare trapped the semen in her mouth. She the proceeded to hop up onto the bed and next to her crush. Surprise blushed as she leaned in and forced her lips upon Rainbolt's half-opened mouth. As they kissed, the mare opened her mouth and pushed the salty baby-batter into the mouth of its owner. The stallion instantly lit up as he received a taste of his own "medicine". His eyes widened as red rushed to his face. After only a few seconds, the mare broke away and met eyes with he friend.

"How's it taste?" she asked playfully.

"I-I donnu..." Rainbolt pressed his tongue to the top of his mouth and swallowed the sticky substance. "Weird."

The mare giggled.

"I know."

With no more words, Surprise proceeded to land another kiss on her crush's mouth. He kissed back a bit lazily, but still tried to put passion into it. They both moaned a bit, extremely excited for the night ahead of them. Although the mare was satisfied with the blowjob she'd given, she still felt as though she wanted more. She, however, knew it could take stallions a bit to recharge. They gently suckled on one another's lips for a few seconds, before breaking away, giving the mare a chance to speak.

"So, uhh..." she started, a bit nervous to ask. "How long does it, you know, take for you to recharge?"

"I donnu. I haven't sexed in years..."

"Oh."

"Why?" he asked, adapting to playful behavior. "You still got some energy in ya?"

"Tons!" The mare's eyes widened and she looked hopefully at Rainbolt. He smiled back and blushed a bit. At that moment, he knew he couldn't exactly harden within such little amount of time, but he did know he could return the favor. The stallion looked at the mare with lust swarming in his yellow eyes.

"Lie down," he requested in a very gentile tone. The mare happily gave in to his request. She plopped down onto her back and felt her heart rate increase. She could hardly believe she was about to be eaten out by the stallion of her dreams. Only in fantasies and erotic friend fiction of hers did such amazing things happen. Trying to be calm, the mare tilted her head back and let her eyelids fall. As she felt weight come off the bed, a little smile crept onto her face. Her ears flickered as she heard the faint sound of shuffling beyond the bed. In the mare's relaxed state, she hardly even flinched when she felt two hooves gently place themselves on her legs and move them outwards. Surprise, of course, willingly spread her legs opened, allowing her crush a fill view of her marehood. Her little slit was already dripping with dew from previous arousal. The stallion felt himself smiling to see such a sight. It'd been a long while since he last laid eyes on sweet, female genitalia. It'd been even longer since he'd smelt one. The sweet, tangy aroma filled the air and caused Rainbolt to inhale. He blushed a bit, and put his hooves on the moist folds of the mare. He felt her shudder a bit in pleasure, and felt a shiver run down his own spine as he spread the lips apart. Her mare-juices criss-crossed between folds like a spider web. Her large, pink clit rested at the top of her juicy pussy. Below that was hole meant for the sole purpose of reproduction. Licking his lips at the delicate sight, the stallion spread her folds further, making her vagina open up. The inside was damp and dark like a cave, but still had several strands of cream stretching from wall to wall. Rainbolt smiled and went in for the sweet cunt. His lips pressed gently against her love button, kissing it gently, only to hear a soft moan from the horny mare. He blushed, and kissed again, putting more pressure on the sensitive button. He broke away, receiving a long strand of hot cum with the kiss. He licked his lips, getting a taste of her genitals. Loving the sweet taste, the stallion went in for another tender lick. His tongue started from the very bottom, all the way to her throbbing clit. She let out a long, high-pitched sigh.

"M-more...." she muttered quietly, sinking her teeth into her bottom lip. Thankfully, Rainbolt gave in and gently started suckling on her slit. She moaned as blood rushed to her cheeks. Never before had she felt so good in her entire life. She'd waited years for such pleasure, and didn't want it to end.

As the stallion continued to lick the mare's cunt, her moans became far more frequent and louder. With each moan came another lick, each one becoming rougher. The little, pink tongue of the stallion felt like a slimy snake as it trailed up her moist snatch. As the pleasure built up, the stallion was rewarded with more of the gooey mare-cum that came from the juicy pussy. Surprise's hind leg twitched in pleasure, as the stallion was greeted with more and more of the tangy flavors. Her eyes rolled back and her teeth sunk into her bottom lip. She shut her eyes tightly and tried to bring her body down against the stallion's face. He got the hint, and dug his hooves into her balloon-clad flanks. He pulled her forward, going deeper into the sweet vagina as if it were a bowl with brownie dough at the bottom. He loved eating the mare out. He loved feeling every little detail of her pussy; from the soft folds, to gliding over the wet vaginal cavity, to licking around her pulsating clit. He even fell in love with the sticky, sweet mare pudding produced with every pulse. Every minor detail was perfect in its own way, and he didn't want to stop for one moment. His chin was getting stained with fluids, and his nostrils were getting caked in the same substance. Although his plugged nostrils did make it harder to breathe, he didn't want to waste time with something as insignificant as air.

"P-please more..." Surprise begged as the pleasure increased.

Rainbolt felt himself blushing at the request. Hadn't he been giving his all? It was pleasurable, wasn't it? Was he doing something wrong?

Come on, Bolty! You've got to show her something more... You just can't keep licking her and expect her to be satisfied... Now, what is a mare would want more than anything else? Rainbolt opened his eyes and looked at the delicious cunt he was devouring. Her cute, drenched g-spot was throbbing in pleasure. If he knew anything about mares, he knew that the easiest way to their heart was through their clit.

Making his way up the marehood, the pegasus started sucking on the throbbing nub sensually; pressing his lips against the surface and inhaling the flesh. The mare moaned out and her legs started shaking under the pressure. Her eyes fluttered and her pussy pulsated harder every second. The internal bliss that filled her only made her want more and more of the marvelous sensation. Her cute whines of joy only encouraged the stallion to suck harder. He even used his tongue to rub the surface. As he did, he could feel the thick throbbing through the tip of his tongue. From what he remembered from his younger days, it seemed as though Surprise would explode any second...

"M-more! Rainbolt!"

The stallion's eyes went wide from the request. At that point, he hadn't the slightest clue where he was messing up. He'd been sucking her love-bump like a foal on a bottle. He put effort into licking every inch of her sweet cunt, and even prodded her clit with his tongue. What more was she looking for?

It was then, Rainbolt broke away and looked at the mare. Her purple eyes were practically drowning in lust, and her bottom lip as stained with teeth-marks and drool. Her marehood was winking at him, and sweat was rolling down her reddened face and dripping from her mane. Cream was dripping from her eager vagina. At that moment, he realized she wanted something a bit more than oral...

"You wanna get to the really good stuff?" he asked, forcing a seductive tone that would only work on a mare. Surprise giggled and nodded affirmatively.

Licking the thick residue off his lips, Rainbolt hoisted himself from the ground and up onto the bed. He located his hooves directly beneath those of the horny mare. Naturally, the stallion outspread his wings for balance. Without them, doing anything bipedal could be a problem. Looking down at Surprise, he easily noticed the lust twinkling in her eyes. Although he couldn't see it, he had the same glow in his yellow orbs.

"Are you ready?"

Dumbly, the mare nodded, lifting her hind legs and spreading them even further, trying to kindly invite his cock. Seeing her eagerness, Rainbolt quickly decided it would be best to just give in to her invitation. Be as gentle as he could to the virgin, the stallion pressed his erect member to her entrance. She responded with a shudder, and harsh bite into her bottom lip. The pegasus smiled, and took a moment to tease her a bit, gently gliding his penis up and down her moist entrance. Surprise let out a steamy huff of air and whimpered. The large, warm tip of the penis felt great as it scraped against her firm clit. Little waves of pleasure rocketed through her body. At that point, her marehood felt as though it was starving for sweet, big cock. The simple touch of one made it drool in impatient agony.

"Please g-give it to me..." Surprise begged. Rainbolt found her pleading some-what adorable, and decided to give in. Besides, he'd be a liar to say his body wasn't dying for sexual pleasure.

Both parties took in a short breath as the penis penetrated the virgin pussy. Both gasped as the thick shaft slid into the warm, narrow hole beyond the mare's folds. Surprise's hot cunt wrapped tightly around the rock hard cock, causing instant, severe pleasure to them both. The mare closed her eyes, enjoying the sensation to the fullest extent. Almost instantly, her hind legs started twitching in the intense pleasure. From what she read, she heard that mare's typically had a painful first time. She, however, had been moist and experienced with a dildo enough to find paradise in her first penetration. She loved the feeling of the sweet, veiny dick slowly pumping in and out of her. The gentle adagio the stallion was taking only made it all so much better. She could feel more of the details, and even got the pleasure of waiting for the cock to make its full trip to hymen, before slowly backing out and restarting. Never before had she felt so satisfied and full.

From Rainbolt's perspective, things were equally as amazing. His dick was surrounded by the warm, wet walls of the virgin cunt. The tight grasp made jolts of intense pleasure run through his penis, up his spine, and all the way to the tips of his throbbing wings. Unlike his first time, however, this time, he had a much better idea of what he was doing. His ex used to tell him slow and steady was the best way to take it, especially if he wanted to please the mare. The advice proved to be useful, as at that moment, he felt every detail of the tight, layered muscle. He could tell the mare was enjoying it as well, simply by the expression on her face. He smiled a bit as sweat started to leak from his face and bliss started to build up.

"Oh my gosh..." the mare whispered as the cock glided in and out of her. "That's so good!"

The stallion smiled from Surprise's compliment, and started pumping faster and deeper. The change was a bit sudden, and did cause the mare to tense up a bit. Rainbolt smiled as her narrow muscle squeezed his member, but did find himself feeling a little guilty over surprising the pegasus. Gently, he leaned down and landed a long, sweet kiss on the mare's lips. She moaned and wrapped her hooves around the stallion's torso, not letting him up. He blushed, and was forced to kiss her again. As they locked lips passionately, Rainbolt continued to thrust his member in and out at a moderate rate. Both were moaning into each other's mouths as pleasure rushed through their bodies.

"F-faster... More!" Surprise begged between kisses. Rainbolt didn't hesitate to comply, instantly increasing his speed and strength. The first full thrust set at the new tempo caused the mare to cry out. She removed her hooves from her crush and laid there, taking in every pump with a dazed expression. The stallion leaned down and started kissing around the mare's neck area as he continued stuffing his cock in her soaking cunt over and over again. She was huffing out as she felt the tip of his dick ram into her. It was everything she'd ever dreamed as a young teenager, and far better than anything an old toy could provide. Especially the soft, tender kisses being placed around her collar bones. So far, nothing plastic has given her the satisfaction of being loved.

As the process continued, Surprise craved more and more of her crush's cock. Her drenched pussy was pulsating from the pleasure. From the sweet oral she'd received earlier, to the deep thrusts of the cock in her pussy, the mare felt dangerously close to an orgasm. She wasn't sure how close her partner was, though. The tightness of her love passage allowed her to feel every detail of her partner's thick cock; from the central ring to the thick thumping of blood through his veins. Surely, it meant he'd be approaching an orgasm soon? When she blew him, it hadn't taken that long to get a good load out of him. If her mouth can get him to explode, surely, her virgin love canal could do an even better job.

"H-how close are you?" Surprise asked.

"I-I don't know..." The stallion bit his lower lip as a hot surge of pleasure ran through his veins. He then opened his mouth and let out a steamy breath. "Soon..."

"Good." The white mare smiled as sweat rolled down her face. Slowly, she pushed herself upwards with her front hooves. Her lips made a connection with her partner's, and they both sunk into each others' mouths, even as going as far as to swap tongues. Both of their mouths tasted like alcohol, and their tongues felt like slimy slugs. It was, however, passionate, which made the odd sensation all that more pleasurable.

As sweat poured down their bodies, the two ponies felt the climaxes approaching. The mare clenched her legs together, forcing the dick within her to more tightly fit into her and scrape against her throbbing clit even more. Her crush let out a low, sexy moan from the squeeze. His eyes shut and his mouth hung agape. He started slowing the thrusts as he got tired, and simply enjoyed the feeling of blissful intercourse. The mare smiled as he slowed down. The slow, deep pumps were pleasurable, and made each one seem more meaningful. Her pulsating pussy practically swallowed the stallion's cock as he started thrusting outwards, then back in. Her body felt on edge, as if it could barely take anymore.

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I'm going to burst I'm going to burst... Oh, come on, Bolty...

Opening her purple eyes, the mare looked at her hot, sweaty crush. His eyes were gazing down upon her and his face was red. His beautiful, multihued mane was drenched in sweat and his cute tongue was hanging out. She smiled up at him, and he returned the grin.

I can't even believe he's fucking me... Rainbolt is fucking me. The stallion you've fantasized about your entire life is fucking you. Oh my gosh...

The pegasus absorbed all the information, thinking about her feelings for him and how much he meant. She thought about how they met, the time they spent together, and everything in between. Simply fully realizing the pony who was on top of her made the situation so much more erotic. As Surprise gazed dreamily at her crush, she felt all the pressure of the night build up within a short moment. Suddenly, she closed her eyes. The pony felt her hips thrust upwards as at long last, she orgasmed. Sticky, clear squirts of mare-cum spurted out onto the throbbing cock. Her beautiful hole compressed against his member as it pulsed. The stallion bit into his lower lip and blushed. The compressing of the strong muscle was too much for him to take. That, along with the simple thought of her orgasming made it hard to hide his. He frowned, and as hard as it was for him, he pulled out. Rainbolt didn't want to pull his cream-coated cock from the sweet vaginal cavity, but he wasn't left too much of a choice. If she'd been on the pill, there was no doubt in his mind he would have filled her precious pussy to the brim with cum. Unfortunately, his gooey seed found a different home; the belly and chest of his partner. Several salty squirts of the white baby batter landed on her clean coat. Because of the mare's shade, it didn't seem to stand out too much. And surprisingly, she didn't seem to mind too much. In fact, she found herself smiling at the little drops of semen spread all over her body. She even went as far as to scoop a bit up with her hoof and give it a lick. She blushed heavily and looked up at the exhausted pegasus.

"It's good..." Surprise said cutely.

Rainbolt muttered a "thank you" in response. The mare got the idea, but his words were still hard to understand. Lazily, the worn-out pegasus plopped onto his bed. The cum-covered mare smiled and turned onto her side, staring at her crush. Their eyes met, and they both found themselves smiling at each other.

"Did you have fun?"

"Yeah..." Rainbolt huffed out.

"Good. I... This was one of the best nights of my life."

The mare scooted over towards the stallion and pressed her head to his soft, periwinkle chest. Beyond his fur, she could hear the faint thumping of his heart die down. Within the moment, Surprise felt her friend's gentle hoof come around and bring her in. She smiled and wrapped her hooves around him in return. She gently rubbed up and down the arch of his back, which was given back to her. She smiled and curled up next to her love.

"Rainbolt?"

"Uh-huh?"

"Was I... you know... Good?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"Oh... You were good, too." Surprise gently nuzzled the stallion's soft chest. He responded with a gentle pat to her back. Although it felt almost childish to have her back rubbed, it also felt nice. In a sense, it felt like a weird form of security.

"Thanks." He paused and wrapped both hooves around the cum-stained mare and brought her closer. Their chest touched, and he felt his gooey sap touch his coat. He didn't mind. On most lonely nights, he ended up with a good amount of his own bodily fluids all over his stomach, anyway. "You... this was fun. I don't know..." he frowned and glanced at the mare. "I don't know." he repeated.

"Something wrong?" Surprise asked, a tad bit concerned.

"I don't know. I forgot to go to work." It was then, the stallion giggled at the thought. "I don't even like work."

"I don't, either."

"I know." Rainbolt chuckled. "Can we move up?" he asked.

"Move up?"

"Yeah, like..." the stallion demonstrated what he meant. His wings unfurled and he scooted up from the end of his bed and made his way towards his pillows. His hooves kicked as he detached from Surprise and crawled up to his pillows. Once the mare got the hint, she crawled up with him to the dryer part of the bed. There, they both placed their heads on pillows. They were both looking at each other when they got up, and both were smiling. Quickly, Rainbolt put his hooves on the mare's side and pulled her close once again. Their chests touched, and they resumed their original position.

"This is nicer." Surprise said with a smile.

"I know."

The two cuddled up into each others' bodies, finding comfort in the touch of each other. The cool, crisp air felt good against the sweaty bodies of the sexual-satisfied ponies. They were both worn out, and more than ready for a good nights' rest. Even as they cuddled under the moonshine, Rainbolt felt his heavy eyes struggling to stay opened. Surprise, of course, had much more energy than the stallion, but even she wouldn't have minded just sleeping right then and there in her crush's hooves. The stallion yawned, and the mare chuckled.

"Sleepy?" she asked.

"Yeah..." the stallion replied weakly.

"Wanna go to sleep?"

"Mmhmm...."

"Okay."

With that, Surprise shut her purpled eyes and cuddled up into her crush's warm chest. She heard his heart beat relax as his body fell to the calmest it could be. She smiled to herself, reflecting on the amazing night. All she wanted to hear was an "I love you". Heck, she would have been satisfied with a compliment as little as "You're cute". Yet somehow, under the influence of strawberry vodka, she managed to have the greatest night of her life. From that point, the mare had more confidence than ever that she might possibly have the slightest chance with the stallion of her dreams. Ever since she'd known him as a teenager, she'd been absolutely hypnotized by his gentle behavior, manners, and cute appearance. At that point, she believed every little thing he did was absolutely adorable. Even as he started snore when he slipped into sleep, she felt her heart light up with pure limerence.

"I love you, Bolty..." Surprise muttered as she drifted off to sleep.

It was then, the mare awoke. Her eyes shot opened and her ears perked up at the sudden sound of the stallion replying wearily in his sleep.

"I love you, too, Surprise..."

Epilogue

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Surprise opened her eyes. Instantly, she noticed the unusual surroundings and sat up. That simple action caused a sharp pain to exist in her mind. She groaned a bit, and instantly reached up to aid her aching head. It didn't help too much, and the hot sunlight pouring into the bedroom didn't assist her, either.

Ugh... What happened last night?

She was on a sloppily made, blue bed with no covering. The only blanket was at the very end, and was covered in what looked like toothpaste. There was a drawer across from her, which had a couple pictures hanging above it; one of Rainbow Dash, and one of Rainbolt and his spunky daughter together. She then looked to her right, where she saw a snoring, messy stallion peacefully asleep. His rainbow mane was a wreck, and his periwinkle feathers were out of place. Drool stained the side of his cheek, and a wide variety of other fluids were crusted onto his muzzle.

Rainbolt? Ugh... What in the world happened...?

It was then, the mare looked down at her own body. If nothing shocked her that morning, the crusted-on bodily fluids in her fur did. Her eyes went wide as the sudden memories came back to her. As she remembered the details of last night, she suddenly felt the unusually high wetness in her snatch along with the salty flavor preserved in her teeth. She smiled a bit as she thought back, and looked at her crush with happy eyes. She tossed herself onto her back and rested next to him, gazing at him in his sleep.

"Rainbolt..." she whispered under her breath. Although the stallion's ears flickered, he didn't wake up. "Rainbolt." the mare repeated, this time in a louder tone. Again, he simply laid there, snoring with no cares in the world. "Bolty." she chimed in a sing-song manner. Again, no response.

Sighing in defeat, Surprise frowned and did the cheesiest, most cliche thing to do when one's crush wouldn't awake; kiss them. Gently, she leaned in and landed a kiss on Rainbolt's drool-stained cheek. She planted it there for a good five seconds. To her shock, his eyes were fluttering when she backed away.

"Rainbolt," she said again. This time, the stallion's eyes blinked opened, and he gazed at his friend with very little emotion.

"Rainbolt," she repeated with a smile. "Do you remember what happened last night?"

"No..." he muttered weakly.

Giggling, Surprise smiled, anticipating the reaction from her crush when he found out.

"Well, I mean, we sort of had sex." she replied as if it were nothing. To that, Rainbolt's eyes went wide and he shot up.

"You-You're not serious, are you?"

"Yeah..." she smiled cutely at her crush. She lifted herself up out of bed to be at eye-level with him.

The stallion's light periwinkle face lit up a hot shade of crimson. It was most definitely not news he expected, and wasn't quite sure how to take it. He frowned and gazed at the mare unsurely.

"Well, I mean, what happened? Like, what all did we do?" he asked curiously.

Surprise smiled at the stallion's question and gestured him over. Slowly, he made his way over to the mare, who smiled and placed her lips at his ears. There, she proceeded to describe the loveliest things; from sensual blowjobs, to the taste of their tongues, to the hot, amazing intercourse they had later in the night. The entire time, Rainbolt listened with great curiosity. He didn't respond to most things verbally, but did blush from time to time. As she described the unexpected events, Rainbolt started to recall some of them, even remembering different details. When it was over, the mare smiled and drew away, then waited for the pegasus to give his thoughts. He didn't say much. He simply sat there, blushing, not really knowing what to say. He remembered the previous night. He knew it was good, knew it was fun, and knew how much steam it must have released from him. Awkwardly, he looked at the window and noticed the sun popping out from behind the horizon.

"I, ummm... I think I need to go get my daughter to school." he said quickly.

"Oh, okay.." the mare tossed him a smile. She decided to give him some time to collect his thoughts on everything. "I'll go home while you do that."

"Alright..."

The two ponies rose from the bed and onto their hooves. Rainbolt had an ache in his head, which didn't seem like it'd be fading for a while. The thought of having to go around with it all day wasn't a pleasant one. He did, however, manage to get out of bed without too much of a problem. Wearily, he made his way up from the bed and too the hallway. He crossed over to the door directly in front of his and knocked on it three times. He didn't receive an answer right away, which was a bit unusual.

Must be knocked out from the melatonin...

With that, the stallion opened the room to his daughter's chamber. She was curled up on her bed, tucked beneath a thin layer of blanket with a wrecked mane peaking out the top.

"Rainbow Dash," he started calmly. "You needed to get up..."

To that, Dash lifted her head and turned around. She shot daggers at her father and frowned.

"No!" she refused, in a rather immature fashion.

"Rainbow... Please. You need to go to school today."

"I couldn't sleep last night..." she argued, stuffing her face back in her pillow.

"Why not?" her father asked in a semi-concerned tone.

The cyan filly raised her head and narrowed her pink eyes in his direction. Her muzzle scrunched up and growled at him in the angriest way she could force.

"I kept hearing things!"