The End
Flarp's throne sat atop a gigantic flower wielding machine teddy bears from World War Cucumber. He was amazed that he had as much fun as he did in all of the three minutes he was princess, but it was time for him to rest. There was nothing left for him in the magical planet of Tootsie Pop Land anymore. He had done everynothing he ever wanted to do in that three minutes, and he was about to set down the crown to-
SLAM! The door to the throne room slammed open, killing 12 innocent gnomes. But that doesn't matter because they're gnomes. They weren't innocent to begin with. Because they were gnomes. Purncurce Curlurstiur came in trotting like a drunk crabapple on April Fool's Day.
"Princess Flarpicus!" she bellowed. "There's like, trouble n' shit."
"Flarp." Flarp majestically said.
"The whole entire city of Canterlot is being taken over by shapeshifting house flies! Clearly evidence to be used against the anti-video game moms!"
Flarp grew wide-eyed. Truly this was the ticket to show those pesky soccer moms what video games can really do. He must save Canterlot from the bugs of death. The challenge was no easy feat, but it was one that only Flarp could do! With glorious angel wings and a rocket jet or two, Flarp smashed through a window only because he could and he's the main character to chase after these pesky changelings!
As Flarp flew quickly to Canterlot, he was suddenly ambushed! An elite Changeling flight squad exploded from the shadows to take Flarp down, stopping him dead in his tracks.
"There you are, Flarp! Your reign ends here, for our glorious queen will not have any interference! Now, DIE!"
The Changeling captain shot out a light of green magic from his horn, slamming Flarp's left angel wing because let's face it he's a goddam angel.
"Flarp!" Flarp bellowed majestically as he began to plummet to the earth. He attempted to grab control of his wings, but it was futile. He was hit too severely.
"...Wait that was it?" the Changeling commander said. "I didn't think we'd do that so easily. WHO CARES. GET HIM!"
"Flarp..." He said as he neared the ground. Truly, he had lost. He closed his eyes as the ground was ready to greet him... if they weren't closed already I don't fekk'n know how that works.
Surprisingly, however, has landing was soft. Confused, Flarp opened (?) his eyes to see a sight he thought he'd never see.
"Oh, COME ON! You're givin' up already? We still gotta save your place or whatever!" Bowser said, holding Flarp in his hand. Filled with energy, Flarp bounced up in agreement. The Changelings landed with a bang.
"It's time, Flarp and... turtle... dude. FOR THE QUEEN! FOR THE HIVE!" they shouted as they charged.
"Flarp!"
"Harrumpth! Pathetic!" Bowser said as he began to glow orange. Flarp jumped backward on Bowser's head and took aim at the changelings. And with one shout, "FLARP!", fire spewed from Bowser, sending the changelings to Neverland. Bye.
"See how easy that was? Now, let's get a move on! You've got a world to save!"
"Flarp!" Flarp gracefully bellowed in agreement.
The hike to Canterlot was hard and tough, but when they got there, it was even more tough, as Changelings started throwing pies at Flarp and Bowser; Flarp's worst weakness besides Fighting. Because, you know, he's norm- never mind.
Cleverly, a changeling disguised as Bowser snuck up behind Flarp with a really, REALLY, big knife.
"BOOGLEY-DEH!" It shouted as it thrusted the knife downward. But before it could reach Flarp, there was a "SMASH!" and a few cracks behind him. As Flarp looked around, it was the most beautiful man in the world that had saved him.
"It's a me! Wadio!" Wario grunted as he flexed his muscles.
"Well, look at that! Wario! Now we have even MORE idiots trying to do something useful!" Bowser arrogantly said.
Wario farted on Bowser and he said sorry and all was ok :)
They had then to start up the Castle of Canterlot to find Chrysalis because that's where she was last time to obviously she'll be there again. The hike was long and terrible, and they found Luna sleeping again during the invasion and killed her because she's a stupid butthole.
They finally reached the top of the castle and entered the throne room and what would ya know, there's Chrysalis in the same place she was last time because originality.
"Well, well... look who it is." Chrysalis said awesomely. "It's Flarp. The Dunsparce! I have been looking forward to this, I'll have you know. It's been too long since I've had this much fun."
"Flarp!" Flarp shouted at the really mean house fly.
"It's too late for you! My minions have all received word that you were coming so they're coming up the hallways as we speak. I will be victorious! My subjects will THRIVE!" Chrysalis laughed evilly as lightning struck in the background despite it being a really nice day.
"You take care of her! We've got the tunnels!" Bowser yelled.
"Wadio!" Wario Wario'd
The two ran off into the hallway from which they came from. Hordes of footsteps were heard from behind.
"Well, Flarp. It's just you, me, and the fate of your hopeless kingdom. It's either you or me! Let's go!" Chrysalis yelled as she charged.
"Flaaaarp!" Flarp cried as he charged as well. They clashed horribly, flying about the room with attacks beating each other like sledgehammers. The battle was not to be over anytime soon. With a loud crack, Chrysalis flew backward.
"Hah! More a potent threat than I had initially thought. Get a load of this!" Chrysalis said as she charged up her green magic from her curved horn. Flarp dodged swiftly as she fired multiple times. "HOLD STILL!"
However, Flarp's tail got caught on some castle debris from the blasts and he tripped. Chrysalis fired directly at him.
"Haha! Why do you even try!?"
"....Wynaut?" A high pitched voice asked. Out of seemingly nowhere, Wynaut jumped in front of Flarp and set up a Mirror Coat, sending the bolt right back at Chrysalis, wounding her leg... and making another hole.
"Gah! Where did you come from? NYAGH!" Chrysalis furiously roared as she fired multiple times again, but with every time, Wynaut reflected it back at her, causing massive damage and hitting her weak point.
"What are you!? DIE!" Chrysalis bellowed as she charged up a Hyper Beam of green magic. Flarp knew this was his chance. With all of his might, he charged at Chrysalis as she was distracted with her spell. She opened her eyes for a quick moment to see Flarp rushing at her.
"Gah!?"
There was an explosion. The castle was absolutely gone. As the explosion began to settle, a peaceful bell chimed in the distance. Flarp had won. And there was cheese everywhere.
Flarp woke up in a small house, wondering where he was. It soon came to him. This was home.
"C'mon, Flarp!" called a boy with a Pokeball in his hand. "Let's go play outside. It's a beautiful day out."
"Dunsparce!" Flarp majestically said as he hopped after his trainer.
So yes, it was all a dream. But even though it was simply an imagining of his unconscious, Flarp had changed as a Pokemon. He felt stronger, and that was all that mattered. Bowser, Wynaut, and Wario's journeys were ended as well, as they vanished with Flarp awakening to the real world. It was time to face the world.