The life of a freak!

Okay, for those of you who loved this story, i'm sorry but I have lost all inspiration for it, and thats due to the fact that I am no longer being bullied by people, so instead, this will now turn into a HiE story, but one that is a little bit different from some of the others.

A thousand years i've lived here, and for a thousand years I have ruled over the badlands monsters, now thanks to a certain queen, I must deal with those ponies yet again. Why is life never kind to me?