My Little Pony... It's basicly the cartoon equivalent of Pokèmon. You either love it or hate it, regardless of age. And you want to buy ALL the merchandise.
Like my old copy of Pokèmon Red... got it yesterday, and am attempting the Mew glitch. Only this time, I was prepared, I avoided the necessary trainers, beat the game, got the Master Ball and was now performing the glitch.
A WILD MEW APPEARED!
GO TWIRAGE!
Oh did I mention I nicknamed my Rapidash that? Cus I did.
YOU THREW A MASTER BALL
I swear to god, if that bug happens- you do know the one i'm talking about right? In the originals, the Master Ball had a one in 256 chance of failing.
THE WILD MEW BROKE FREE!
THE WILD MEW USED TRANSFORM!
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I threw my Game Boy at the wall, where it bounced off before slipping under the couch.
Aw dammit, now I gotta go under there and retrieve it. Reaching under the couch I felt something... soft? Pulling it out, I discovered it was my Fluttershy plushie, that had gone missing over a year ago. "I knew I would find you eventually!" Reaching back under, I grabbed ahold of... A jolt of electricity flowed through me. As I was losing consciousness, it felt like my body was being broken down at a molecular level, before I was plunged into a sea of colors.
(Thirdperson)
Fluttershy was currently trying to calm her animal friends down. They had been panicking for over an hour, and they were all looking frantically at some point in space, expecting something to emerge.
...
And emerge it did. With a ear wreaking 'rip' the fabric of reality tore open, before something flopped out of it, unconscious, and the rip sealed itself.
Staring at this bizarre creature, Fluttershy realized that when it woke, it would most likely lash out at the first thing it saw, despite being a pink felin kangaroo barely the size of a filly.
"Oh... My..." She promptly trotted over, and picked the unfortunate feline up, before heading for her cozy home.
(Firstperson)
Oww, my fucking everything...
"Hey fluffs, you awake yet?" Eh?
"The heck are you calling fluffs?" Yeah, shut up and let me sleep.
"You, dumbass, now get up before I get you up..." jeez, this guy could pass for a mob boss... gruff, bad attitude, and all that jazz.
Opening my eyes, I was greeted t- what. The. Bagel. I was staring at a rabbit, holding a carrot as if it were a rifle. And it was TALKING. Does not compute. Wait. Why is it only slightly smaller than me?
"Okay, did rabbits suddenly start growing four feet tall, or did I shrink?" The rabbit stares at me. I'm being serious right now, it STARED at me.
"Are you fucking kidding me... ARÈ YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I already have to deal with a mare who couldn't stand up to a leaf in the wind, but this!?"
"Oh Angle, what's the commotion about?" No. Freaking, way. Its motherbucking Fluttershy. "Oh, its awake, how are you you cute little feline?" Wait, what. Doing a once over of my body, I noticed several things.
One, I'm now pink and fluffy. Two I have a tail. And three, I look like a kangaroo cat hybrid.
...
I'm a fothermucking Mew. Still, FLUTTERSHY! "I got changed into an entirely different species! How do you think I feel!" I somehow manage to get to my feet.
"If it weren't for the fact that you fell out of a hole in thin air right in front of us, I would think you'd been hitting the catnip."
I look him in the eyes. "Thems fightin words... I think we will get along just fine."
To Fluttershys surprises, they began staring each other down, neither willing to be the first to show weakness by looking away. After a full minute of this, they both grinned at each other and nodded, judging each other as equals.
That was an intense battle of wills... I actually matched wit with the Rat Bastard! Damn I'm good. Humming the FF victory them in my head, I turned to face Fluttershy.
...
Before I lost my balance and flopped on my face... "I can confirm that gravity still works." He gives me a 'you don't say' look.
"You poor, poor thing." Must not look in her eyes, I swear I will drop dead of diabetus on the spot.
I struggle to my feet again, before turning to Angle. "Does she understand exactly what I'm saying, or only the gist of it?"
He nods. "Only the general idea of it." Well shit, that complicates things...
*smack* I trip on my tail, and faceplant. "Goddamn this tail!" It's going to be the death of me!
Angle snickers. "Dude, you've got less coordination than a drunk Derpy..." oh god... she could probably cause levels of destruction that would make Godzilla jealous...
Getting up, again, this time I try to hold my tail out, while leaning forward, and manage to stand successfully. "Take that, gravity!" I wave at Fluttershy, much to Angels amusement.
"Hello to you too..." okay, novelty of this is wearing off... suddenly, somepony starts knocking on Fluttershys door, and when she goes to open it, I discover it was Twilight.
"Oh thank Celestia you're alright! I was worried when that massive magical anomaly popped up near here..." her eyes suddenly zoom in on me, and widen. "Fluttershy... what is that!?" I can't help but point at myself, and watch as her eyes widen further. "Do it just...." I nod, before laughing when her jaw drops.
"Hi!" I wave, trying to act cute, because Wynaut... okay, that was a bad pokèpun.
Twilights jaw drop was slowly shifting into a smile that felt very ominous... wait, ponies don't know what a pokèmon is... oh poo... I'm going to get cataloged, aren't I?
"Nooooooooo! I won't be your science experiment!" Twilight was Currently walking back to her library, holding me in her telekinesis.
"Fascinating... I cannot tell if its more feline or marsupial..." I had given up flailing my limbs, as it was getting me nowhere. Abilities, Y U no work!?
"Oh hiya Twi, what you got there?" Pinkie! I might survive this after all
"Save me Pinkie, SAVE ME!!!" Pinkie only tilts her head in confusion, before giggling.
"Is that what it's called, a Mew? It's sooooooo cute..." I am not cute!
... who am I kidding, I'm pink, fluffy, and look like a kitten... why havent I gotten glomped yet, anyway?
"Can't talk Pinkie, I must catalog this new species..." watching as Pinkie breaks of the chat with a random pony, I realize we had reached the entrance to Twilight's library.
Twilight walks in, with me still held aloft by her magic. "Spike! Get the notebook, ink, quills, and some snacks, we're going to catalog a new species!" Within five minutes, Spike walked down the stairs, balancing said items, and followed Twilight and me into the basement. When we got down there, Spike set the assorted stuff down on a table, and finally got an unobstructed view of me.
"Twilight, what is that?"
"Considering all it say is 'mew' I'll call it that. So from now on, it's called a Mew."
Still holding me in the air, Twilight pulled out a couple vials, a pair of tweezers, a dropper,a syringe, a stethoscope, a popsicle stick, and a thermometer. She's really doing this, isn't she?
The first thing she does is put the popsicle stick in my mouth, before prying it open... like hell, I bite down on stick, and felt my jaw shift for just a moment...
*Snap*
Okay, either I have insane jaw strength, or I just used Bite, because that stick broke nearly instantly. Twilight reels back in surprise, caught of guard by my sudden aggressiveness, and her telekinesis cuts out, dropping me to the floor, where I awkwardly, shuffle/run/stumble behind Spike. "Keep the crazy mare away from me!"
"Oh no you don't!" I feel myself being lifted into the air again, and sigh. I suddenly feel something get pulled out of my back, and turning my head to get a better view, I notice the pair of tweezers Twilight had pulled out, were now hovering in her magic, right behind me, hold a few pink hairs...
She takes the hairs and puts them under a microscope, before taking a closer look. "Hair is short and loose, not meant for cold weather at all... tropical species, perhaps?" Turning back to me, she grabs the syringe, and uses her magic to immobilize me. "Veins, veins, where are the vei- aha!" She jabs the syringe into me, before drawing some blood. When she pulls it out, all of us were surprised to see the wound close up within seconds... setting the syringe down, she grabs the thermometer, and sticks it in my mouth... no, I'm not stupid enough to bite it, I'd rather not potentially poison myself with mercury. "Hmmm internal body temperature is 101.7 degrees fahrenheit... that's more in line with a feline then a marsupial..." oh thank god she didn't pu- "It would be best to get a second reading, from an alternate source..." she pulls out a second thermometer.
"Oh screw you universe, you are such a cheap ass motherf-" it went in...
"-UUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!" Twilight was blasted back by the volume of my voice, and I heard the sound of glass breaking.
When she recover from hitting the wall, she noticed me glaring pure death at her, and quickly became worried.
"How can something that small, be THAT loud!" Wirling around, I glared at Spike, who had covered his ears when I started screaming.
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPIKE!" Both Twilight and Spike had been deafened by my outburst, when I noticed it...
The windows had shattered, and now presented me with an escape route, if I could get up to them...
Speed waddling over to the wall, I started trying to lead up to the windowsill, but couldn't get much height in my jumps...
"Come on, come on, come on!" I was steadily gaining height, and when I finally got enough to land on the windowsill, I made a break for it... or would have, if Twilight hadn't grabbed me in her magic again.
"Oh no you don't!" She began levitating me over to the table, where she plopped me down.
Okay, think, I'm a Mew, a freaking psychic type, so how do I use it? Looking over at the microscope, I point at it and mumble 'wingardium leviosa'...
Nope, nothing... maybe if I just picture it floating? That gets no results either. Invisible arms? Nope. Toggling gravity? Negative. I screwed up my face in both concentration and frustration. I dont care what, but something better hover! "WILL SOMETHING JUST GODDAMN FLOA-"
"TWILIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON!" Why the hell is Spike panicking?
"I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T SENSE ANY MAGIC, ITS NOT A LEVITATION SPELL!" Opening my eyes, I notice everything not nailed down was covered in a blue aura, and casually ignoring gravity, me included. Spike suddenly looks at me, and points.
"Its that Mew thing! It's somehow doing this!" Goddamit, to loud! My head is starting to throb in pain, rapidly getting worse... meanwhile, I'm struggling in the air, trying to gain some kind of momentum, and not just float in the air. I want out! IwantoutIwantoutIwantout! Screwing my shut in pain, I feel something building in me...
*Plip!*
The only place I can think of, is Fluttershy's cottage.
*Plip!*
The building sensation peaks, and I feel my body getting stretched, before getting tossed through a sea of colors.
Just before I black out from the headache, I realize I am in Fluttershys cottage, and floating, before plopping to the floor, unconscious...
