> Diary of a Madmare > by The Corset > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1: The Meeting > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This story takes place at a time in the far future. Or was it the past? I have no fucking idea, don’t judge me! Anyways I am going to stop talking since it is too early for me to be introduced. SO BYE! “IT’S BECOMING UNSTABLE!” “WELL MAKE IT FUCKING STABLE THEN!” “IT’S NO USE! IT’S GOING CRITICAL! WE NEED TO GET CLEAR!” “AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” “RAIN! NO! RAAAIN!” ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey there reader person! My name is Slaughter Fest. AND I’M CRAY-CRAY! Shut up Cray-Cray, Slaughter Fest is trying to do an introduction. WHY DON’T YOU SHUT IN ATHENA! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Celestia damn it. This is the problem with having schizophrenia. Well, at least they’re not the kind to tell you to murder every sentient being on the planet. NO I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! Celestia damn you Cray-Cray why did you have to put that song in our head! WHAT? IT’S A GOOD SONG! BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! They do get annoying as Tartarus though. I’ll give you a brief description of myself real quick before I forget. I am a unicorn mare with light blue fur, my mane and tail are striped with slightly darker shades of blue and red, and my eyes are a light green. I have a cutiemark of 3 painted skulls two blue, one yellow with intestines trailing from them. I always wear a red duster and silver anklets. WE SOUND SEXY! Idiot. We should just get to the story. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Go ahead and hit me if you’re able. But you should know mercy was never on the table. I can tell you’re getting sick of trying, so why don’t you give up and start dying. I’ll make all your friends disappear, erasing everything it’s why I’m here.” I sang out, shooting bullets into the heads of nearby raider ponies. NICE! Your aim has gotten terrifyingly good. I throw my guns high into the air and draw my sword Oblivion. I grip Oblivion in my front hooves and start spinning acting like the blade of a blender. It helps that I walk on my back hooves normally. If you don’t like the way I walk reader you can go fuck yourself. SASSY! Well we are the type of mare that don’t take no shit from nobody. I sheath Oblivion and reach out my hooves catching my pistols Aurum and Argentum. Aurum is a solid gold pistol with Aurum engraved in silver on the side. Argentum is a silver pistol with Argentum engraved in gold on the side. I then pointed Aurum behind me without looking and pulled the trigger killing the raider that was so foolishly trying to sneak up on me. “WOW THAT WAS FUN LET’S DO IT AGAIN!” I shouted to the empty air with no company but corpses and the voices inside of my head. I sighed wishing I had a friend who wouldn’t mind me being a psychopath. Someone I could talk to but it’s not like they’re going to come from a portal in the sky. I looked up seeing a portal opening and out popped a purple unicorn. She had darker purple mane with reddish tips, and a gun cutie mark. Ok, apparently I’ve been a good little filly this year! Ok don’t freak her out Slaughter Fest. Remember Mom’s list for good first impressions: first personal space, second smile but not like a creeper, third be friendly but not like you’re trying to get lucky, four don’t shoot them, five don’t stab them, and six be nice. Ok I think I’m good. I really hope she’s not dead. It would not help the friend situation. NOOOO DON’T DIE PURPLE PONY! WE NEED FRIENDS! WE NEEDS IT! WE NEEDS THE PRECIOUS! OK then Pinkamena, we just have to hope she’s alive. How do I tell if she’s dead though… I KNOW, POKE HER WITH A STICK THAT ALWAYS WORKS! Idiot. I’ll poke her with the stick because it sounds like fun. I grabbed a medium sized stick and started poking her in the face with it. I heard a groan and “I swear to God if whoever’s poking me with that stick doesn’t stop in the next ten seconds I’m shoving it up their ass!” My first thought was ‘YAY SHE’S ALIVE!’ WHO’S GOD? If I were to hazard a guess it might be a deity she worships instead of Celestia. HEREASY! We use everybody and everyone instead of everypony because we find it racist. RACISM IS BAD MMMKAY! I love South Trot! The purple pony sat up, looked at me and said “Who the fuck are you supposed to be?” “I’m Slaughter Fest it’s nice to meet you I hope we can be the best of friends!” I said with a smile on my face. “Riiiiiiiight…… I’m Rain. Now goodbye.” She said and started walking away ON HER HIND HOOVES LIKE ME! I put my guns away and started following her. She started to speed up so I did too. She turned around and glared at me after about 10 minutes of this. “What the hell?!? Are you stalking me?!?” she shouted at me. OK Mom said honesty was the best policy soooo….“Yes. Yes I am. I want friends. Please be my friend? And you fell out of a portal so you probably don’t know where you are so sticking with me would also be your best bet at survival too.” Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes! SAY YES CELESTIA DAMN IT! Please say yes. “Fine I’ll travel with you until the first town.” Rain said. “YAY!” I shouted in unison with the voices in my head. I looked and saw a raider that I missed pointing a gun at Rain so I pushed her out of the way and his bullet hit me square in the forehead and exited the back. HE GONNA DIE! He is indeed in for a surprise. He said “Take that you ugly bitch.” I laughed and leaned my head back up so he could see my woundless forehead. “W-what? T-that’s impossible! You should be dead!” he screamed in fear. “Surprise motherfucker!” I said with a psycho grin. I drew my sword and ran at him while he screamed and let the bullets fly. I felt them pierce my flesh over and over again, and it tickled. I LOVE KILLING PONIES! I jumped in the air and brought Oblivion down chopping him in half from head to tail. FATALITY! SLAUGHTER FEST WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY! We always win Cray-Cray. True, though we might be dead-locked in battle if we were to fight another regenerator, isn’t that right reader? I then felt the bullets being pushed out by my regeneration and heard them clinking on the ground. IT’S ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH US HEAL! It is indeed fascinating. THE READER MIGHT LIKE TO SEE IT HAPPENING! Maybe but it’s doubtful. Ignoring the voices in my head I made sure my enchanted coated was repairing itself like it was supposed to. Yep it was working like a charm! Rain walked over to me with an interested look on her face. She lifted my foreleg up and looked into my eyes and tilted my head and opened my mouth. THIS IS GETTING WEIRD! For once I agree with you Cray-Cray. Yeah and listening to her muttering would weird you out too, reader, if you were there. Let me give you an idea. “The cells seem to replenish themselves at an almost alarming rate. Any foreign objects also seem to be pushed out of the body by the process of regeneration. This regeneration allows her to withstand constant machine gun fire without any permanent damage to the internal organs or brain. This regeneration may essentially be immortality. I just need to do a test.” she said. Reader I don’t know about you but when someone says something about performing a test I get a little nervous. She reached over and broke my arm! WHAT THE FUCK?!? Holy shit. Of course it just snapped backed into place almost instantly. “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?” I screamed. “It was a test. Did it hurt?” she asked tilting her head. “No it just surprised me.” I replied with a sigh. “Then don’t whine about it.” she said without any sympathy. Our new friend may be a sociopath. YEAH I MEAN SHE BROKE OUR ARM JUST FOR A TEST! Well look at it this way we now have a friend who is just as crazy as we are! That is one way of looking at it. CHIMICHANGAS! WAIT? WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? Cray-Cray you are an idiot. NO I AM SPECIAL! Yes, special-ed! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! I AM TIRED OF YOUR FIGHTING! SOrRy! “Slaughter Fest what are you making those expressions for?” Rain asked unamused. “The voices in my head are arguing again and it’s getting annoying.” I replied with a grumble. “Great, of all the ponies I could have gotten stuck with I get with stuck the mass murdering psychopath.” she muttered under her breath. “Says the sociopath.” I said grinning at her and bouncing ahead. You’re probably wondering ‘Hey Slaughter Fest, how are you so happy in a forsaken wasteland where everyday is a fight for survival?’ Well dear reader I am insane, I literally don’t know how to feel sad. IT’S TRUE! It is quite interesting honestly. I was driven mad by this place a long time ago. I know I was sane at one point but I can’t remember what it felt like because it has been so long. So I wander the wasteland wreaking vengeance upon all those who would harm an innocent. I enjoy it too. I love hearing their pained screams, and I love to kill. And I do it all with an insane smile on my face. Our soul is stained red with the blood of those we’ve slain. And this kind of blood never washes off. HEY, ATHENA, WE’RE DOING IT FOR A GOOD CAUSE! SO IT IS ALL WORTH IT! IT WILL ALWAYS BE WORTH IT! JUST THINK OF HOW MANY PONIES’ LIVES WE SAVED BY KILLING THOSE RAIDERS! WE ARE DOING GOOD EVEN IF IT’S ONLY A LITTLE! You’re right Cray-Cray. We do make a difference. I shoved my hooves in my coat and started walking into the wasteland stepping on some of the raiders I killed, hard, crushing their skulls. I have no respect for them even when they’re dead. I am sadistic and will not hesitate to defile their corpses just for fun. I torture others for fun, I enjoy breaking them mind, soul, and flesh. I am not nor will I ever be a good pony, I am simply nicer than the rest of the psychopaths and murderers here in the wasteland. I kill and kill and kill and I will never stop until every raider is erased from existence. Besides killing is so much fun I almost wish there were more raider settlements. Rain followed me after looting a gun from some random raider. She didn’t talk probably thinking I was deep in thought. I doubt she has any idea about my awareness of other dimensions. I am not just aware of you reader, I am aware of Pinkamena Diane Pie and what she did to Rainbow Dash. I have seen the ruins of the rainbow factory with my own eyes. Which means yes, the horrors that happened to those little fillies happened here. I found a journal of one of the pegasi that worked there and the factories are one in the same. I am aware of Lil’ Miss Rarity, and her sadism. I am aware of Twilight’s cruel experiments that she performed on those she once called friends. I am aware of Butchershy, and her murderous streak. I am aware of the Bad Apple Applejack. I belong among all these monsters. > Chapter 2: Rainbow Aren't Always Nice > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter Two Yeah! Sorry for making you wait Reader but Corset is lazy. YEAH! Indeed. Anyways onto the story! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Do you even know where you’re going?” Rain said annoyed. “Uh...Yes, I mean I’m pretty sure.” I said while scratching my muzzle. We’re lost aren’t we? NO WE ARE JUST EXPLORING WITHOUT A MAP! So we’re lost. It was at this point that I noticed Rain’s eye was starting to twitch. OH SHE MAD! It seems she has a bit of a temper. Yeah I mean she looks a bit pissed right now. Reader she looks downright murderous. “I swear I am going to kill you” she said while gritting her teeth. I laughed and said “You can try!” She then looked away and pouted for a bit probably realizing that she was outmatched. It would be stupid for her to try. SHE CAN’T DO SHIT! I don’t think anyone can win. I believe our strongest opponent is still around. Maybe we could challenge her again. OOOOOH, THAT WOULD BE FUN! It would be nice to have a worthy opponent again. You know what let’s head there! “Rain I know exactly where to go, follow me!” I said in excitement of facing my strongest opponent again. “Fine but if we get lost again I will blow your brains out!” she said murderously. YEASH TOUCHY! “Fair enough, they’ll just grow back anyways.” I said with a smile. As we walked along in silence through this wasteland I couldn’t help but get the feeling we were being watched. And Reader if I have learned one thing in the wasteland it is trust your instincts. I looked left and right and then I realized I need to look up! I looked up and locked eyes with a pegasus with a grayscale rainbow mane, gray eyes, a light gray coat, and sharp metal wings. I could just barely make out her cutiemark, several knives stabbing into a pony’s body with a rainbow coming from the hilt of the knives. She then smiled at me and flew off at a speed I didn’t think pegasi were capable of. That was strange. YEAH WHY DID SHE SMILE AT US? I don’t know. I honestly don’t know. WAIT! THE RAINBOW FACTORY JOURNAL! What about it? I know that pegasus is in it! REALLY!?! BUT THAT WOULD MAKE HER OLDER THAN US! “Rain we need to stop.” I said. “Why?” she asked very confused. “For very important reasons.” I said with a serious tone. “Ooooook then?” she said still confused. We set up camp and after that I cracked open the journal. 09/22/2016 Dear Diary, I think I think I should introduce myself to you. My name is Bloody Rainbow. I am a pegasus with a grayscale rainbow mane, gray eyes, a light gray coat, and sharp metal wings. I have a cutiemark of several knives stabbing into a pony’s body with a rainbow coming from the hilt of the knives. 09/23/2016 Dear Diary, I start work today at Cloudsdale. I’m so excited! I wonder where I’ll work? The weather factory maybe? Cloud construction? I can’t wait! 09/24/2016 Deary Diary, I found out where out where I’ll be working! It’s called the Rainbow Factory. What could be more fun than making rainbows? 09/25/2016 Dear Diary, I was WRONG! I WAS SO SO SO WRONG! This place is hell! They kidnap and murder any filly or colt that fails their flight test! They grind them up into rainbows! This place is sick. 10/10/2016 Dear Diary, they went too far. I was on vacation in Zebrica but when I came back I found out my little sister Night Heart failed her flight test. They destroyed one of the things I cared for most. Now I will take everything from them. 10/15/2016 Dear Diary, I killed Steel Wing today. I shoved him into the rainbow machine and laughed at his screams. Next on my list is Eagle Eye. I will kill them all. They will pay. They will all burn. 10/20/2016 Dear Diary, Eagle Eye is now dead. I dropped knives on his wings which caused him to plummet to his death. Next is Sweet Heart. This is starting to get fun. 10/25/2016 Dear Diary, Sweet Heart is dead. I drowned her in the rainbows they make in the factory. She tried to struggle but I’ve always been the strongest at the factory. Next is Happy Thoughts. I am really starting to enjoy this. Is this what serial killers feel? 10/26/2016 Dear Diary, the ponies at the factory are terrified. They know somepony or something is out to get them. Some are even saying that it’s the ghosts of all the little fillies and colts we murdered. Little do they know the true monster is right next to them acting nice and friendly. I love watching them squirm. 10/28/2016 Dear Diary, Happy Thoughts is dead. I disemboweled her with my wing tips. I also wrote on the wall in her blood using my wing “We remember what you did to us.” I have 4 different styles of penmanship. They will never know it was me. 10/29/2016 Dear Diary, today was beautiful. When the ponies started to come in for work they saw Happy Thought’s disemboweled body and the message painted in her blood. I heard some ponies scream “ I knew it! They’re out for revenge! They’ll kill us all!” “I quit!” Now that was interesting three quarters of the ponies filed out of the building never to come back. There were only 5 left, myself, Flower Garden, Carbon Dating, Yandere Love, and Rainbow Dash. I set up C4 in the factory. I just have to wait. 11/05/2016 Dear Diary, it’s finally over. I destroyed the factory with the employees inside. I poisoned myself to make it look like I had the flu. But I killed them, I killed them all. And I loved every second. Night Heart you have been avenged. I just realized there are other ponies like these, and I am so good at killing that I could avenge or protect many ponies from the monsters that escape Celestia’s sight. I truly understand my cutiemark. My talent is killing monsters like the ones in the rainbow factory. 11/15/2016 Dear Diary, I saved a child today. I brought her back to her parents from the stallion that tried to kidnap her. I am a monster I know that but to fight monsters sometimes you have to be a bigger monster than them. I killed the stallion brutally and with glee. I now know for sure that I am a serial killer……..and I love it. 11/20/2016 Dear Diary, I earned a nickname from the ponies of Equestria. The Vengeful Ghost. I like it. They are even starting to make myths and legends about me! They say I am the mother of a filly that was killed at the rainbow factory and that I died from grief. Some say that I am the ghost of a pony who died protecting their family and now decides to seek vengeance on all that would hurt others. Others say I am a spirit of vengeance straight from Tartarus, come to punish the wicked. I guess it is because I kill and disappear without a trace. 11/25/2016 Dear Diary, 214. That is how many ponies I have killed. Nopony gets away from me, nopony survives me. The idiot doctors think I am a unicorn due to the multiple stab wounds simultaneously into the body. They clearly never thought of a pegasus with bladed wings. 12/05/2016 Dear Diary, I am visiting Night Heart’s grave today. I know there isn’t a body in the coffin, just her favorite toys and her picture. I buried her coffin under her favorite flowers and made her gravestone out of her favorite rock, Tiger Eye. I had a several unicorns enchant it so nopony could steal it, heck they can’t even touch it without overwhelming pain and there is a geass that causes ponies to shy away from that area. I am the only one who can touch the gravestone and usually the only one that can get past geass. I go there every holiday, her birthday, my birthday, and the anniversary of her death. I go there and weep. I weep that I live and she doesn’t. I weep for all the the children that died at that wretched place. I weep for everything that could have been but will never be. I tell her what has happened since she died and I keep no secrets from her. She is my sister after all. 12/05/2016 Dear Diary, I had the greatest experience of my life today. I heard Night Heart and saw. I was weeping when I heard “Don’t cry Big Sis.” I couldn’t help but look around and stutter out “N-Night Heart?” And right in front of me a little halo on her head and with light all around her was Night Heart! “Hi Sis, been awhile hasn’t it?” I ran up and hugged her weeping tears of joy at just being able to hold my sister again. I couldn’t help but keep repeating “I’m sorry.” over and over again. Night Heart just hugged back and said “It’s ok Sis I don’t blame you. You have saved so many ponies, you destroyed the Rainbow Factory with your own hooves. And you’re still protecting ponies. Me, Mom, Dad, Grandma, and Grandpa are proud of you. Just keep it up.” I wiped my eyes and said “OK. I-I will.” Night Heart suddenly looked sad “I am sorry Sis but I have to go but know that I and eveypony else are watching over you.” And then she disappeared. I closed the journal not sure if I could take much of that. THAT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FEELS! For once we agree Cray-Cray. That mare has suffered so much and we’re not even a quarter of the way through the journal. I know that’s the scary thing. If there is this much suffering this early on I can’t imagine what happens later on. “Hey Rain.” I called over to her. “What?” She called over in almost constantly annoyed voice. “I don’t feel like moving any further today. Let’s just camp here for the rest of the day.” I said, I am feeling an odd emotion. Is this sadness? I HATE IT! It is extremely unpleasant. > Chapter 3: It's Rival Fightin' Time > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that journal was just plain depressing. NO ME GUSTA! I didn't like it either. Well we wasted enough time, the reader is probably getting bored. “Hey Rain let’s get going.” I said. “Why?” She said frowning like usual. DOES SHE EVER SMILE? I don’t think so. “We still need to reach our goal, and weeelll these rocks are getting in some really, really uncomfortable places.” I said blushing and shifting around. Rain turns red as a tomato and said “Yep, let’s go!” I got up sighing in relief. YEAH THOSE ROCKS NEARLY GOT UP OUR-DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! Huh, Rain is refusing to look at us. I wonder why? We did just mention nearly getting rocks in a sensitive place which may have been embarrassing for her to hear. Oh, I uh didn’t think about that. Yeah now I can understand why she won’t look at us. “How much longer?” Rain asked. “Not much longer maybe an hour of walking, half hour of running?” I said scrunching my muzzle. WE LOOK ADORABLE WHEN WE DO THAT! I don’t understand why you readers find ponies scrunching their muzzles cute. “Really? Are you fucking kidding me? You owe me a drink after this!” Rain all but shouted at me. “Maybe I’ll get you something, maybe I won’t. It all depends on my mood.” I said with an evil grin. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE YOUR ALCOHOL! Idiot. Rain soon started grumbling and looking pissed off. So I ignored her and continued walking just taking in the scenery. Yep dead trees, dead trees, and oh look at that more dead trees. DON’T FORGET THE BARREN AND RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND THAT CAN BARELY SUPPORT LIFE! “Oh hey we’re here.” I said. YAY FOR THE POWER OF STORY TRANSITIONS! You are the biggest idiot I have had the displeasure of knowing. Ignoring the arguing voices in my head I looked at the destroyed city. My eyes were drawn to a sign that was severely degraded but still legible, it read ‘Welcome To Manehattan.’ Yep this is definitely the place. “What the hell are you doing Slaughter Fest?” Rain said annoyed. “I am reading. Oh and when we head into the city be on your guard.” I said fully serious. I then got up and started walking into the destroyed city of Manehattan. We passed several stores Button’s Awesome Arcade, Clockwork’s Clock Repair, and even a Pony Joe’s. We just kept walking. That until I heard a rock fall from the roof above me. My head snapped up seeing my rival ready to pounce. I pushed Rain out of the way and jumped back. Just as I did that she pounced leaving a crater where I had just been standing! “Rain get out of here now. That is unless you want to die.” I said seriously. Rain hightailed it out of there leaving just me and my rival. “It’s been awhile hasn’t it, Hyde?” I said smiling with anticipation. I heard dark, murderous laughter from within the dust. “Indeed it has Slaughter Fest. Shall we dance?” Hyde said stepping out of the crater and smiling showing all her razor-sharp teeth. “Let’s!” I said grinning. She charged moving extremely fast. HOLY SHIT! Indeed, her estimated max speed is Mach 3. No normal pony would be able to keep up. The only reason I can is my reflexes and even then just barely. THAT’S BECAUSE WE’RE LIKE PONY NEO! I don’t know if readers know who that is. As she breezed past me I drew Oblivion, my guns are useless right now, she can just dodge the bullets. LIKE THE MATRIX! Why are you so obsessed with the Matrix right now? BECAUSE SLOW-MO BULLET DODGING! She grinned and punched the ground causing the ground to start coming apart in a shock wave. OH IS SHE AN EARTH BENDER? No she simply hit the ground hard enough to cause a large shockwave upturning all the earth in the area. I dodged but lost one of my arms in the process. I kept running as my arm was regenerating and jumped into the air and brought blade down towards Hyde. FOR EQUESTRIA! For The Lunar Empire! She dodged to the side costing her an arm but I didn’t let up quickly changing my grip on Oblivion and cutting her across the chest disemboweling her. C-C-COMBO! SLAUGHTER FEST! FATALITY! Indeed! I won. I leaned on my sword waiting. And right on que her organs sucked back into her body and the opening healing over as well as her arm regenerating. She sat up and smiled at me her dark blue hair waving in the wind, and her green eyes filled to the brim with amusement. Her gray coat had no signs of the previous combat that she had just engaged in. Her cutiemark is the same disturbing thing it always is, a pony skull with sharp teeth and a bone in its mouth. “You finally broke our tie, huh Cuz?” Hyde said smiling her signature shark-toothed grin. DUN DUN DUN! Why did you do that? IT WAS A PLOT TWIST SO IT NEEDED DRAMATIC MUSIC! “Yeah. I’ve been practicing really hard. Oh and by the way how high is your kill count now?” I asked leaning on my sword. LIKE A BOSS! That meme is dead and you know it. “2,300,022. What about you?” She asked sitting down. “3,130,210.” I said grinning. “Noice. I can never get a higher kill count than you.” Hyde said shaking her head. It was that moment that Rain showed up and boy was she pissed. “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU TWO ARE COUSINS? I HAD TO RUN AND HIDE AND WORRY FOR MY LIFE ALL SO YOU COULD PLAY WITH YOUR COUSIN? I WAS ACTUALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU YOU DUMBASS!” She shouted angrily though at the last sentence she clamped her hooves over her mouth. SHE ADMITTED IT! LET’S PARTY! How did you get all the confetti? FUCK YOU THAT’S HOW! “I take it you two know each other?” Hyde said giving me a questioning look. “Yeah, she’s my best friend.” I said rubbing the back of my head. “You always get into the strangest crowds Slaughter Fest.” Hyde said smiling and shaking her head. “Says the cannibal.” I say smirking back at her. “Hey I can’t help it if pony tastes so good.” Hyde said shrugging. Hyde and I shared a laugh. “By Luna I missed this. You know what? Hyde, why don’t you come with us?” I said looking at her hopefully. YES YES YES YES! This was would make our group much, much stronger. “Eh, why not? It’s getting boring around here I could use some more excitement.” she said getting up. YAY! Good. “Yus! Um could you lead us out of here I kinda don’t know how to get outta here.” I said nervously smiling. OH YEAH SOMETIMES WE HAVE A REALLY BAD SENSE OF DIRECTION! Unfortunately that is very true. Hyde just laughed and said “Just follow me.”