A Day At the Restaurant

by The Asexual Jelly Bean

First published

Rarity meets Fancy Pants at a restaurant in Canterlot, and he comes over to her to talk.

Rarity goes to a restaurant in Canterlot, because she's attending Fashion Month. She meets Fancy Pants, whom she tells about the contest. He gets curious about her line of fashion for the contest, and he goes with her home to see it.

Things turn out rather unexpected.

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“Huh… it really is him. I haven’t seen him for a few years. Last time I saw him was at Twilight’s birthday party, a few years ago. And here he is now. He’s as handsome looking as always, even. Ooh, and I heard he’s single again. Apparently that one-trick pony to Fleur De Lis wasn’t good enough for him, so he dumped her. I wish I had a chance with him.” Rarity took a sip of her tee, whilst admiring the white, blue-maned stallion, sitting a few tables from her. She admired his fancy attitude, and how he had to put on his monocle for each bite he took, in order to see if the pieces were clean. What surprised her, was the fact that he was alone. It didn’t seem like him to be that. After taking another bite of his meal, he looked up, noticing Rarity staring at him. When she realized, she looked down at the menu, pretending to have been simply looking around, but Fancy Pants had figured her out. He rose up, and steered towards table, tapping the floor with his hoof, doing so, as a sign for the waiter to come and take his plate and glass.

Rarity looked up from her menu, when she felt a couple of eyes gazing at her neck.
“Oh, hi! I didn’t notice you.” Rarity started blushing.

“Is that so? So, you weren’t looking towards me. Well, I just came to say hi, it’s been a while, hasn’t it?” He motioned for her to put her hoof on his. She did so, and he pulled her hoof to his mouth, and kissed it slightly. Rarity blushed even more than before. “Hello again… Rarity, was it?” Rarity nodded at the question. “Can I have a seat?” He glared to the chair standing in front of Rarity, and looked back at her.

“Of course! Yes, take a seat if you’d like.” He took a small step, and placed himself on the chair. After sitting down on the chair, he lifted up a foreleg, and tapped his hind leg on the floor, letting the waiter know he’s waiting. A waiter came to them.

“What can I help you with, sir?” The waiter asked Fancy Pants.

“A bottle of wine would be great. And, Rarity, do you want something to eat?” Rarity nodded, and waited for them to find something. But, they did nothing. Rarity was too distracte by Fancy Pants to even think about what was going on. She realized she hadn’t said anything at all.

“Oh, yes! I’d like some of your finest salad, please.” She put extra pressure on the word finest, because she wanted to seem formal, and not like a silly pony from Ponyville. Even though she knew Fancy Pants respected it, she still didn’t feel safe about it.

The waiter gave a nod, and went off out in the kitchen.



“So, how is your friends in Ponyville?” Fancy Pants asked, looking at Rarity with an asking facade.

“Oh, it’s going alright. I’m just here for Fashion Month.

"Ah, is that so?” Rarity took a bite of her salad, and nodded. “Can I see your dresses?” Fancy Pants asked. Rarity looked at him with confusion, with a piece of salad hanging from her mouth.

“Hmm?”.

“I mean, what dresses are you going to be showing off at the contest?” Rarity quickly chewed the salad to pieces and swallowed it.

“Oh, yes. I’m full anyways. So, I guess we can go see it.” Rarity tapped the floor with her hind leg, expecting the waiter to be at her begging call, but nothing really happened. Fancy Pants did the same, and there he was. Rarity looked annoyed at the waiter. He blushed shyly, looking at Rarity.

“Yes, miss?” She motioned for him to take her plate. “Arh, yes, right away, si- Miss, uh, Rarity.” She snorted at him, and looked towards Fancy.

“Shall we?” Fancy gestured for her to stand up, and so she did


Rarity opened the closet with her fashionable dresses. “This is my line for the contest.” Fancy Pants admired the scenery that was placed before him.

“Yes, I say. Those are quite beautiful. Obviously first-place material.” He looked at Rarity with a smiling face.

“Really? Thank you so much!” She exclaimed. Fancy Pants simply nodded, blinking at Rarity with both eyes.
Fancy looked down at the ground, feeling scratching his right foreleg with his left hoof, and glared up again. Catching a glimpse of Rarity’s fine, round plot. Even enough to actually catch his stallionhood by surprise, sending it a bit of blood.

While Fancy Pants was trying to get rid of his semi-boner, something similar was going on with Rarity, who noticed Fancy’s shaft stiffen slightly. This made Rarity’s marehood itch. “Uhm, yes. So, what now?” Rarity asked, suggestively. She didn’t do it purposely either, and it caught her by surprise, so she corrected herself. “What now?!... I mean….” Fancy put a hoof on her left foreleg.

“It’s alright, I know what you’re thinking.” He looked at her with a, kind of kinky expression, which she noticed quite fast.

She jumped towards him with open arms, like a tiger catching its prey, threw him on the bed behind him, and lay down upon him. She deep-kissed him, and he returned the favor. Their mouths seperated a few millimeters every now and then, giving them small breaks between each kiss. Rarity was starting to feel his stallionhood stiffen below her, as her marehood started to itch intensely. She wanted to scratch it, but used his cock, now that she had the advantage. She bowed down towards the shaft below her, rubbing her vagina up and down it, letting out moans as she did so. “Oooohh, yes!” She let out, as she started rubbing faster. His shaft got harder. Fancy Pants was enjoying every bit of it, but wanted something more. After she had rubbed her marehood up his stallionhood one more time, he shoved it up her tight hole. He cringed, and so did she. They both let out loud moans. He went slowly up her love canal. He felt the walls of the hole hugging his shaft. After going far enough, he went out again.

“Oooohhhh! Yeeeeess!!!” Rarity yelled. The lustful yells made Fancy Pants even hornier than he already was. He went almost all the way out of her, and thrusted back in. He thrusted her hole multiple times before he sped up. After a while, he started to feel her moving up and down. He slowed down, and let her do a bit of work on his cock. While she was going up and down, dragging her tight pussy’s walls on his stallionhood, he grabbed her asscheeks with his hooves, groping them, and pressing down upon them, in order to speed up her movements. He started thrusting as well, making it even faster. It was pleasuring both of them incredibly. The sensation from his stallionhood was intense.

He looked up at Rarity’s face, trying to catch her attention, she looked back at him, and he swung his head slightly to the right, telling her to lay down on her back on the bed. She threw herself onto the bed sheets, and turned around to meet Fancy’s gaze. He leaned up over her, and shoved his hard cock into her love canal. He thrusted swiftly, up to two times per second, and they both let out moans, and both yelling yes!! at times. The sensation was overwhelming him, and he was about to burst. A stream of stallion fluids sprung out of the tip of his cock, filling her tight marehood. He stayed inside her for a while, looking down at her, satisfied. “We’re not done yet.” Rarity said, throwing Fancy Pants onto his back. He noticed her horn starting to glow, and saw a piece of silky cloth flying towards them. It wrapped around his cock, removing some of the leftover cum.

After removing some of it, she leaned in towards him, and started licking the shaft. It started to slowly get hard again, and Rarity kept on licking it, dragging her soft, wet tongue up the whole of his stallionhood. She licked upwards once more, and shoved it into her mouth after reaching the top. Rarity placed a hoof by her clitoris, and started rubbing, and sucked his shaft at the same time. She started deep-throating herself with Fancy’s cock, trying to bring him as much pleasure as possible. He moaned loudly, and so did she. Fancy grabbed Rarity’s head with his hooves, and pressed it down, making her swallow the whole of his shaft, and keeping her like that for a few seconds. Her eyes were starting to water, and he let her go. She wiped away the tears in her eyes, and sucked further.

Fancy leaned forward, and started licking her horn. he shoved it into his mouth, and he felt her crumbling in pleasure. After feeling that burst of pleasure from her, he kept on going. She cringed with every movement he made on her horn, and she let out high pitched moans, which made him more furious with his movements. The sucking on his cock had slowed down, but he kept on going. When she wasn’t able to suck anymore, Fancy felt it, and he put her onto her back in the bed again, and backed up a little bit.

He pulled out his tongue, and knelt down and licked her marehood. He licked her furiously and quickly. The sensation felt amazing, and Rarity started masturbating herself as well, whilst being licked. She moved her hoof quickly, and so did he with his tongue. He kept on licking until her juices sprung out of her hole. He licked most of it up, and swallowed it.

He rose up again, and shoved his shaft into her tighter room. He thrusted it, and cringed everytime. He kept on thrusting, going in and out of her tight hole. The pleasure was intensifying every second, and soon overwhelmed him again. The fluids came jumping out again. Once more, she was filled.

Once again, he stayed inside her for a while, before he lay down on his back. “Wow…. you’re good…” Rarity said, still working her hoof slightly on her clitoris. Fancy Pants looked at her with a satisfied glare, and kissed her on the lips.

“So were you….” Rarity kissed him back, and kept it going for a few seconds, laying on top of him once more. She went on kissing him. They kept going for a few minutes, when they both got too tired. They both placed themselves on the bed, and put themselves to rest. They didn’t really say much, they simply fell asleep before they were able to.


3 Weeks Later


“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M PREGNANT?! I’M STERILIZED!!!” Rarity exclaimed as the doctor told her the news.

"I’m going to murder that son of a horse!"