What happen to Celestia?!
There sit on the room, Twilight and Luna and they were talking about science while having tea, Luna was forgetting the formula and Twilight can't seem understand the formula either so both of them had to read a book and it's about science.
"Thank you Twilight for helping me solve the formula." Luna said still reading the book. "I know you love science too." Luna said still reading the book.
"Don't thank me yet Princess, were not done fixing the formula and yes I do love science." Twilight smiled at Luna and back to reading.
The Two of them notice some brilliant light flash across the room.
"What was that?" Twilight said taking her eyes off the book.
"I don't know maybe it's just Discord." Luna said still reading the book.
"Discord is here?!" Twilight said in unbelief.
"Did Celly by any chance told you we gave him a second chance and let him live in the castle?" ask Luna as she finally taken her eyes off the book.
"Well yes I know that Princess Celestia gave him another chance but living in a castle? She never told me anything about that." Twilight stared at Luna raising an eyebrow.
Luna sighs. "Celly is one heck of a troll if you ask me, I said to her to tell you Discord is living here instead she just ate a banana split with a cake." Luna once again sighs, she close the book she is reading and got off the seat.
"Ok? And where are you going?" Twilight ask closing the book.
"I was thinking of Celly I haven't seen her, I mean yeah I know she's busy but she always would look here in the room and said how are we doing and we said we are fine and occasionally leave the room." Luna said looking to the room that had a blinding light moments ago.
"That's one good question." Twilight replied. "You can find Princess Celestia while I find some solution to the formula." Twilight smiled at Luna and once again opens the book and read it.
Luna smiled back. "Thank you Twilight Sparkle." Then she leave the room.
Once Luna came to the door and was about to knock it and tell if Celestia was alright but Celestia already greeted her.
"You can come in Luna." Celestia said as she open her door.
"How do you know I was at the door?" Luna said coming inside the room and fix her eyes on Celestia.
"Oh nothing just letting my ears on guard." Celestia wink and seated at her bed brushing her mane.
Then Luna has a time to examine Celestia carefully, instead of her rainbow-like hair it was a grayish-pink one, "Dear sister what happened to your mane?" Luna said still standing to the door raising an eyebrow.
"Whatever do you mean Luna?" said Celestia grinning.
"Sister your hair is not it's normal it is appear to be a full grayish-pink." Luna said with a little fear on her tone.
Celestia uses her magic to lock the door slamming it and making Luna jump and Luna saw Celestia's eye it was very creepy her grin was very wide. "S-Sister?" Luna started to tremble.
"Oh Sister want to hang out with me a little longer?" Celestia grinned widely and Luna know what that face and soon fear has cover her face.
"OH SWEET IT'S MOLESTIA!!!" Luna screamed and she trotted very fast and slamming to the room's wall and making a Luna-shaped hole.
Molestia snickers. "Oh dear sister you won't get away from me." Molestia said while grinning and started to follow Luna.
Back to Twilight
"Where is Princess Luna?" Twilight said closing the book and standing up. "She could had gotten here minutes ago, better find her." Then she leave the room.
Twilight was too busy to think were Princess Luna where she had gotten to when she bump into Molestia. "Oh Princess Celestia there you are Princess Luna was finding you, you two miss each other and she was in a wrong place I presume, and also why is your hair grayish-pink?" Twilight said looking at Molestia.
"Oh Twilight Sparkle, yes I did see Luna but she had gone somewhere without telling me where so I went to find her, and my mane is perfectly fine sometimes it happens." Molestia said patting Twilight's head.
"Ok? Better find Princess Luna." Twilight said and she was about to leave when Molestia stop her-
"How about hanging out with me to my bedroom a little longer?" Molestia grinned.
"But I thought you were busy." Twilight said with a little fear on her face because of the grin.
"No I'm not, now come now Twilight." Molestia said pushing Twilight with her flank which made Twilight blush and made Molestia smirk.
Back to the screaming Princess
"Better warn Twilight! Or she'll Molest her!" Luna panicked and she went back to the room but didn't find Twilight. "Oh no!" Luna panicked. "Ok Luna, you can do this get Twilight out of there and run as fast as you can!" Luna said to herself as she began fearfully back to Celestia's room when she opened the door she look in horror when she saw Molestia came closer to touch Twilight's flank and Twilight hesitating and blushing. "TWILIGHT STAY AWAY FROM THAT MONSTER!" Luna shouted at Twilight which made both of them stir and look at Luna.
"Why did you call your sister a monster and why is she doing this??" Twilight said still blushing.
"She's not my sister! She is MOLESTIA! And she is gonna molest you!" Luna shouted.
"What? Molest me??" Twilight said looking so confuse.
"Oh dear sister don't ruin the surprise, but since you here the fun is double!" Molestia said happily.
"Nope." Luna stated flatly as she use her magic to levitate Twilight and smash to the wall and making a Luna with Twilight-shaped hole.
Molestia smirks. "We'll had to do this the hard way then, and your fixing the wall." Molestia said and followed them.
"Tell me why are you panicking?!" Twilight said as she was drag by Luna.
"Of course I should be panicking! She's gonna molest us! I mean yea she do this but not that pure!" Luna stated as she still run as fast as she can and levitated Twilight to her back.
"Princess Celestia molest?!" Twilight said started to blush.
"Yep." Luna replied flatly still running very fast and slamming to Celestia, Luna saw her and screamed. "Oh for the sake of the moon! Don't molest me!" Luna shriek.
"Why would I molest you dear sister?" Princess Celestia said raising an eyebrow.
"Huh?" Luna examined her and her mane was it's colorful self again.
"Wow, one minute your hair was all grayish-pink now it's back?? What the buck is happening?!" Twilight stated confusedly and in unbelief.
"I don't know but sister do you know what's happening?" Luna said looking at Celestia.
"I don't know everything is fine if you ask me." Celestia said.
"Ok whew! Thought I'm going to be molest." Luna said calming.
"Oh Luna your not getting away!" came the voice of Molestia.
"Did you said that?!" Luna shriek.
"Nope." Celestia stated flatly.
"W-What?! You mean there's two Celestias?!" Twilight screamed even more confused.
"Twilight Sparkle it's not the time to solve the problem the best thing to do is we don't get molest so we must hide!" Luna said fearfully.
"Well I can just help you hide." Celestia grinned a little.
"Ok thanks dear sister where would we hide?" Luna ask calming a little.
"To that closet." Celestia pointed her hoof at the closet near the mops.
"That's too obvious." Twilight said.
"Trust me." Celestia said grins again.
"Oh Luna! I know your near!" Molestia's voice are louder which mean she's getting closer.
"Get inside the closet Twilight Sparkle!" Luna panicked as she use her magic to throw Twilight to the closet and let herself in.
Twilight groaned. "Is this necessary?!" Twilight said as she glared at Luna.
"Sheesh!" Luna hissed. "Don't be noisy." Luna glared at Twilight and Twilight sighs.
"Oh hello Celestia did you see Luna and Twilight?" Molestia said as she look at Celestia.
"Well I know they are hiding somewhere." Celestia grin.
"Hmm... I know you would not tell me where they are and I can't molest your gross but I must find them." Molestia said which made Celestia giggled, as she scanned the surrounding and saw a closet. "Hmm... not a good hiding place I presume." Molestia grinned as she opened the closet door and find her preys. "Gotcha." Molestia grinned widely.
"Oh SWEET SUN AND MOON!" Luna shouted as she look at Celestia. "You tricked us dear sister how could you?! We trusted yo-" Luna was cut as she saw the face of Celestia turned into a troll face. "OH SWEET NIGHT IT'S TROLLESTIA!" Luna screamed as she teleported herself and Twilight and got out of the closet.
Molestia sighs. "Well better find them." Molestia said as she saw Trollestia walk out of the way she smirks and began her search.
"What the buck she's a troller!" Twilight said. "Yes Princess Luna I'm agreeing to you let's better run before Molestia molest us or Trollestia trolled us!" Twilight panicked.
"Yes, but how about finding a solution to solve this." Luna stated running as she made it to the kitchen.
"Why are we in the kitchen??" Twilight ask as she stared at Luna.
"All the screaming and running made me hungry so let's just eat." stated Luna and Twilight sighs, then from the corner of the table they saw Celestia munching and eating and they both saw many banana peels all over the place and they could see Celestia's muzzle was cover with cake frosting.
"Sister?" Luna ask still distance away from Celestia.
"Oh Swister!" Celestia mumbled as she finished chewing. "What brings you here?" Celestia smiled at them.
"This Princess Celestia seemed ok." Twilight whispers to Luna and Luna agreed.
"Sister there's Trollestia and Mollestia in the castle!" Luna exclaimed at Celestia.
"Well you're on your own I'm not finish eating." Celestia said as she ate a banana split and a chocolate cake.
"Twilight Sparkle I think the personality of Celestia has splitted and I know why is that." Luna said as she look at Twilight.
"Why is that?" Twilight stared at Luna.
"I don't know if that's true better we find Discord and also this Celestia is not ok either she had addiction on cakes and bananas." Stated Luna as she got out of the kitchen with a loaf and eats it. "So this is why she is a fat flank." Luna giggled.
"Hmm... your right her personalities has split and we must do something to stop it!" Twilight said.
"Yep, so let's find Discord first he is useful too." Luna said and Twilight agreeing
To be continued....
The problem is done or is it?
Discord was walking to the kitchen and in the kitchen he saw Celestia munching lots of bananas and cakes. "Celestia what the?" Discord look at Celestia in surprised.
"What nwow?!" Celestia stop chewing and glared at Discord.
"You know eating like that will only make you more fatter." Discord said mockingly.
"What did you just say?!" Celestia glared daggers at Discord.
"I said eating more bananas and cakes will only make you more fatter!" Discord exclaimed mockingly.
"So you were saying I was a FAT FLANK?!" Celestia glared at Discord that could vaporize him easily.
"Yep." Discord stated flatly.
Then Celestia was now engulfed in flames and her horn began to glow which one meant to Discord, he run but not fast enough as Celestia fired at Discord blasting him out of the kitchen in flames.
Meanwhile on Luna and Twilight
"We better find Discord or we will be doomed by Trollestia and Molestia." Twilight said a little fear on her voice.
"Yeah, finding Discord was harder than I thou-" Luna was cut as a burned Discord came crashing down in front of Luna and Twilight. "Nevermind." Luna said flatly.
"What happen to you and why are burned?" Twilight look at burned Discord in surprised.
"I know why." Luna smirks. "Perhaps the Celestia in the kitchen did this, because you called her fat flank didn't you?" Luna stared at Discord who stood up now.
"Yes but how did you guess that?" Discord look at her snapping his talons and now he was nice and clean.
"Pretty obvious." Luna replied flatly.
Discord smirks and then a sweet and horrifying voice came.
"Oh Luna come now don't run away." Came the voice of Molestia.
"Was that Molestia?!" Discord look in horror from were the voice came.
"Yes and how did you know that?" Twilight look at Discord.
"Becau-" Discord was cut as Molestia was in front of them.
"Aww Discord there you are I guess there's now the three of you." Molestia grinned.
"Nope." Discord snaps his talons and Twilight, Luna and him vanish.
Molestia groaned. "Now Discord is with them things will be more harder now, I need the help of Trollestia." Molestia grinned.
And with seconds they were now inside Luna's room.
"Tell me why are we in my room?" Luna glared at Discord.
"Because nopony will come inside your room." Discord reply.
"Oh yeah." Luna said as she sat at her bed.
"Wow Molestia is gonna molest the three of us?! Now that's insane if you ask me." Twilight also sit in the bed.
"You said it." Luna and Discord said in unison.
"Oh and Discord how did you know she's Molestia?" Twilight stared at Discord and Luna also stared at him.
Discord gulp and before he could say something a voice interrupted him. "Oh so here you are Molestia is looking for the three of you." Trollestia said as she emerge behind Luna and Twilight and this made Discord, Luna and Twilight screamed.
"TROLLESTIA!" The three exclaimed in unison.
Then Molestia opened the door with the creepiest grin, and the three of them screamed even more louder as Molestia came closer to them and the three of them back away then hope came.
"What is all the commotion?!" Celestia said as she teleported inside still frosting covered her muzzle. "Oh." Celestia came to realize why they scream.
"Celestia there you are I was hoping you can a company me." Trollestia said as she smiled at Celestia.
Luna was verge on collapsing when Celestia interrupted "Nope." She stated flatly as she teleported into a large closet.
"This is familiar." Luna said as she look at the closet.
"Well duh, this is the way to your lab." Celestia replied.
"Oh yeah." Luna said still look unfazed.
"How do we trust when you are not like the two of them?" Discord examined Celestia.
"Well even though I ate cakes and bananas doesn't mean I'm not the real one and I'm insane on eating something not doing something ponies won't want too." Celestia explained. "And I knew Luna knows I'm the real one, right Luna?" Celestia look at Luna.
"Yap." Luna replied.
"But why didn't you tell me?" Twilight raise an eyebrow.
"Because I don't want you to know that she's the real one because of her banana and cake addiction, that would make you insane if you would know that." Luna smiled at Twilight.
"Yep, and yes I agreed to Discord." Twilight said.
"What do you mean by agreeing to me?" Discord look at Twilight.
"Sorry to say this Princess Celestia but you really are a Fat Flank and if Applejack was here she will totally say that." Twilight look a little scary at Celestia.
"It is fine Twilight Sparkle and even the Element of honesty would say that?" Celestia saw Twilight nodded and she sighs. "Better start my diet."
Meanwhile on Sweet Apple Acres
"Hachoo!" Applejack sneezes as she stop cropping.
"What's the matter sis?" Applebloom looks at her sister.
"Ah think somepony is talking about me." Applejack replied.
"Who could that be?" Applebloom ask.
"Ah think it's Princess Celestia now let's work." Applejack return to her job.
"Yah." Applebloom said as help her sister.
Back to the four
"Yeah you need some diet." Discord said mockingly which made Luna giggled, and Celestia slugged him.
"Oh yeah, Discord how did you know that there's a Molestia and Trollestia here in the castle." Luna look at him and made Celestia and Twilight fix their eyes on Discord.
Discord gasp. "I will tell but don't be mad." Discord said, as Celestia, Luna and Twilight Promise. "Ok Flashback time!" Discord exclaimed.
Earlier that Morning
Discord was walking around when he saw Luna sneak like a ninja this made him curios so he followed her quietly and followed her all the way to a rather large closet. Luna opened the closet as she push away all the cleaning material and presented a lever and pulled it and made a secret door.
"So that's why you know my lab." Luna glared at Discord.
"Ok can I finish? And no more disturbance." Discord said as the three shut their mouths as he continue.
Luna came in and the door almost close but Discord snuck inside it, and after several seconds he saw himself in a rather large lab and stared in awe he saw Luna levitate something that looks like a laser gun.
"My Personailty-splitter 5000 or P.S. 5000!" Luna exclaimed and this made Discord grins. "With this I can split personalities!" Luna stated. "Hmm but where should I test it on." Luna thinks then she grin. "How about on Discord?" She grin evilly and this made Discord tremble. "Hmm maybe tomorrow I'm kinda lazy." Luna said lazily as she got out of the lab.
"Hmm Splits personality eh?" Discord grins he grab the object and got out of the lab, when he got to the halls he found Celestia he walk near her. "Hi Celestia." Discord said with a toothy grin.
"Hello Discord what brings you here?" Celestia smiled.
"This." Discord stated as he blasted her and with seconds he saw there were three of them, he saw one with a full grayish-pink mane and the other two seem to be normal.
"Hello Discord." Molestia grinned. "Care to have fun in the bedroom?" She said with a grin.
"W-What?" This made Discord off guard and blush a little.
"No Molestia he's mine he'll play with me trolling ponies." Trollestia glared at Molestia.
"Trolling ponies I like the sound of that." Discord said.
"Whatever you three will do I will be in the kitchen so goodbye." The remaining Celestia said as she walk off the hall.
"No he's mine!" Molestia said as she come closer to Discord and flirts at him with a matching grin.
"Nope." Discord said as he vanish.
"That's how." Discord finished.
"Know I remember!" Celestia said as her rage came flooding back and almost in engulf flames when she was interrupted by Trollestia.
"Heh! Here you are!" Trollestia giggled.
The four shriek and made Discord snapping his talons and made Trollestia vanish.
"Where did you teleport her?" Twilight look at Discord.
"Someway far but I'm sure she will get back fast." Discord said fearfully.
"Everypony in!" Luna shouted as she open the door in her lab.
All of them got inside the Lab and stared in awe again.
"Wow now that's what you call mad science." Twilight said amazingly.
"Now I know how to cure you sister." Luna said as she conjure her P.S. 5000.
"Why does all your object starts with a thousand?" Celestia and Discord ask.
"Science." Twilight and Luna replied flatly.
"Ok... then cure me now!" Celestia exclaimed.
Luna nodded and reverse the switch and fired at Celestia but nothing happened.
"W-What? But how?" Luna look sadly at her P.S. 5000.
"Maybe you need the other personality of Princess Celestia and shot them at the same time." Twilight said.
"Your really smart Twilight Sparkle we don't need the formula after all." Luna smiled.
"Why?" Twilight ask.
"Because the only thing that I forgot is how to reverse it I never know what's wrong, and with that you will be my assistant for science!" Luna happily exclaimed.
"Yay!" Twilight squees.
"Now no time for that gathering the three of them is easy to said than done." Celestia said interrupting them.
"Hmm... we need to catch them one by one." Twilight said. "But who will be the bait?" Twilight put a hoof in her chin.
"I know who's the right pony for that." Luna grinned as she stared at Discord.
"What?" Discord ask.
"Oh you know why." Luna said with a toothy grin.
"Oh no I'm not gonna be your bait!" Discord protested.
"But since you snuck my Item without permission, Splitting sister's personality and bringing Twilight into this mess and that means you owe us a debt and this is how you pay them." Luna said her grin began to go more widely, Twilight and Celestia agreeing.
"Fine." Discord pouted. "How do we start?" Discord said.
Luna grinned.
Several minutes later
"Where could they be hiding hmm.." Molestia said as she kept searching.
"Oh Molestia!" Came the sweet voice of Discord.
This made Molestia off guard but come to Discord when she reach there she saw Discord in a bedroom with a sexy pose.
"Come here." Discord said trying not to blush. "I'll get you Luna later mark my words." Discord thought to himself as he saw Molestia smirks and comes closer. "Ok now capture her!" Discord look at a corner as look at the three.
"Let's begin our move Discord is quite tortured." Twilight said as she look at Luna who had a camera.
"Maybe later I want to footage this." Luna said as she continue to take a footage.
Discord saw Molestia on the bed crawling like a really really naughty mare and saw Luna held a camera he blush crimson. "Damn you Luna!" Discord mentally screamed and when he saw Molestia was face to face to him and this made him blush heavily.
"Yes kiss him." Luna said as she pressed the recording when she saw Molestia is only inches away, making Celestia glared at her.
Twilight sighs and started the trap and Molestia was now trap in a magic-proof bubble. "What the?!" Molestia shriek as she punch the bubble but nothing happened.
Discord got out of the bed and glaring at Luna.
"What?" Luna said innocently.
"You know why." Discord said still glaring at Luna.
"Ok guys no time for that." Celestia said. "There's only one left." Celestia said as she levitate the bubble and search for Trollestia.
"Well you know what we plan." Luna said as she followed Celestia.
"Hmm... where could Trollestia be?" Twilight said.
"Looking for me?" Trollestia said as she stood behind Twilight. "Oh so you got Molestia but you will never will get me!" She said as she run but Luna fired and trap Trollestia in the bubble too.
"Wow that's easier than I thought." Discord said but his words was crushed as the Trollestia inside deflated. "Bonkers she trolled us!" Discord shriek.
"Told you know you will not catch me!" Trollestia said with a Trolled face.
"Now Discord!" Celestia shouted.
Discord roped Trollestia and Trollestia struggled. "Remember this Trollestia nopony can ever beat me when it comes to trolling." Discord grinned.
Celestia held Molestia in her side, Discord pulled Trollestia in Celestia's other side. "Now Luna!" Discord shouted and with that Luna blasted the three of them.
"Did it work?" Twilight ask.
"I don't know." Luna said as she stared at the smoke and lend Twilight the P.S. 5000.
After the smoke dissipated only one Celestia who was in the middle remained. "Ok Discord prepare yourself! But I will eat cakes first." Celestia walk away.
"We did it!" Twilight said happily as she jump up and down and Discord joined too but Twilight was so much happy she accidentally press the switch as the P.S. 5000 fired. "Oh No!" Twilight panic.
"Don't tell me Celestia was shot?!" Discord panic too.
But after the smoke dissipated they saw Celestia normal.
"Oh good thought we had to run again." Twilight sigh in relief but it was completely crush as she was interrupted by Luna-
"Everypony want to play games with me?" Said Luna with a headphone with a moon mark on her ear.
Celestia, Discord and Twilight's jaw impacted the ground.
"Well I have no time for games, I had something to do on science." Said another Luna but her hair was in pony tail, she has small glasses on her muzzle and wearing a lab coat. "Come Twilight Sparkle I know you want to do science with me." Science Luna said and Twilight smiled a bit.
"Ooh! will you make me a new game??" Gamer Luna smiled but was completely crash when Science Luna shook her head.
"At least she's not disturbing." Discord said but it was completely crush.
"HUH! GAMES? A REAL PRINCESS DOES NOT PLAYEST GAME AT ALL!!" boomed another Luna but this time she is more princess.
"Will you stop yelling??" Discord demanded.
"IT IS TRADITIONAL THOU SPEAKEST TO THIS MUCH VOICE!!" Boomed Princess Luna.
"Wow I can use her voice for my sound-power electricity!" Science Luna happily exclaimed.
"Well, what more worse that could happen?" Twilight smiled awkwardly and Celestia nodding then they heard an evil and familiar laugh, Twilight and Celestia turned around and look in horror as they saw who was in front of them.
"Aww if isn't my favorite sun loving pony." Nightmare Moon grinned.
"Nope." Twilight said flatly as she teleported out of Canterlot.
"I wish I'm a statue now." Discord prayed.
"Aww! Don't be like that Discord come let's play!" Gamer Luna said happily as she dragged Discord and Discord struggled under the strength of Gamer Luna.
Celestia sighs. "Why of all the world Luna invent that stupid thing!" Growled Celestia as she teleported out and leave the mess on their own.
"Hmm... Since Celestia isn't here my Eternal Night shall finally come true!" Nightmare Moon laughed evilly.
Several weeks later...
The Canterlot Castle was now burned, Discord was a statue again, lots of the royal guard quit the job, lots of ponies confuse why won't the sun come up, Celestia was in a nice place and didn't care what happen to Canterlot because she retired and No not the two of them suffer the most but one pony is.
"I hate science." Growled Twilight as she was chase by a mob.
