Murphy's Law

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Fluttershy awoke to the sound of a loud knock at the door. Groggily she fumbled to sit up on her bed. A quick glance at the clock told her it was seven in the morning, an hour earlier than she planned to get up today. She stretched for a bit, yawned, and ran her hands through her hair.

Another knock at the door. Slowly, she stood up and began walking downstairs.

"Who's stopping by?" Thought Fluttershy, "Rarity already set up the spa appointment, Applejack brought over the apples for the critters yesterday, Pinkie's never up this early… What if it's Iron Will, coming to demand payment!?"

Fluttershy looked through the peephole. A short girl in a blue uniform stood on the doorstep, holding a large brown cardboard box that completely covered her face.

"Oh it's just that nice mail woman. Must be my bird feed." Fluttershy sighed in relief and opened the door.

"Hi Miss Fluttershy! Good to see you! Just have a package for you to sign for."

Fluttershy walked outside, letting the door close behind her. It was a nice spring day, with the light gray clouds lit perfectly by the barely risen yellow sun. She grabbed the clipboard on top of the box.

"Good to see you too, Derpy!" Fluttershy scanned through the paper on the clipboard and signed at the indicated line. "That box looks heavy, you can put it down for a bit if you want."

"Thanks, Fluttershy. It's not that heavy, but I…" The mail woman stopped talking as soon as her face was uncovered. Her misaligned eyes stared quizzically for a moment then she turned away with a blush.

"Um… Miss Fluttershy… you're not wearing any clothes."

Fluttershy looked down and realized she was standing completely naked in broad daylight. Blushing and letting out a small eep, she covered herself and turned to open the door.

A second realization hit Fluttershy. The door was locked. Out of all the times she could have been locked out, it happened now.

Derpy hesitantly turned back around to see Fluttershy curled up into a ball.

"Don't you… have a spare key?"

Fluttershy muttered between quiet sobs, "No… I just… if someone found it… I'd be… I don't know why I…"

Derpy shifted uncomfortably, trying not to stare. "I'm sure there's another way in. Could one of your animal friends…"

"They're too small."

"Aw jeez, uh… Through a window?"

"But you'd have to break one!"

"Call the locksmith?"

"That'd take too long."

"It's either that, or we're breaking a window."

"No! What if one of the animals… or what if I… the glass shards!" Fluttershy was sobbing uncontrollably now.

Attempting to reassure her, Derpy put a hand on Fluttershy's shoulder. Her skin was as soft as a pillow. "Ok, I'll call a locksmith. Take my coat." The mail woman covered Fluttershy with her denim jacket and pulled a cell phone out of her pocket.

Derpy couldn't get that image out of her head. Fluttershy's long pink hair gently rolling in the breeze; her large smile showing no care in the world; her small breasts hanging freely…

Derpy shook her head trying to expel the thought. "Yeah, Fluttershy's cottage" she told the locksmith. "She got locked out… two hours!? But you live only a few miles away… Oh… no, I understand. But this is urgent! Could you please… ok… see you in two hours then."

Fluttershy put on the jacket. It was a size too short, but it was large enough to at least cover her exposed breasts. She tried to regain her composure. "Thank you, Derpy." She said, standing and covering her privates. "What now?"

Derpy stuck the phone back in her pocket. "Sounds like it'll be another two hours." She said, still avoiding looking at the exposed woman. "It could be worse, at least you live in a remote area."

"But you've already seen me! How will you ever see me the same way again? I'm so… ugly."

Derpy turned back to look Fluttershy in the eyes, at least as best she could. "Ugly? Do you see these eyes?" She said, pointing at her face, "This dull grey skin and flat blonde hair? No, if anything I'm the ugly one here. You're gorgeous."

Both blushed a bit. "But you saw me…"

"Fluttershy. We're both female here. It's not as if I've never seen anything like it before. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, yours are super cute and…" had she just said that aloud? The red tint grew on Fluttershy's face. Derpy looked away quickly. "Um… well uh… why don't you wait in my van until the locksmith…"

"Do you really mean it?" Fluttershy interrupted.

"Of course! You're the most beautiful woman I've ever…" Derpy stopped as Fluttershy gave her a peck on the cheek and went to sit in the van.

Did she really say that aloud? Derpy had to keep her mouth disconnected from her thoughts. Did Fluttershy seem… interested? No, of course not; she doesn't like women. And even if she did, Derpy was probably last on the list.

Derpy had grown used to the fact that nobody would ever find her attractive. If only she had bright skin and hair like Fluttershy. The way it glowed, like a ray of sun. Derpy was just about as beautiful as a raincloud. She always caused trouble and nobody wanted to see her, except when they needed mail. Derpy sighed and sat down on the doorstep. Two hours. At least she didn't have much to deliver today.

In the van, Fluttershy sat looking out the window at Derpy. She had said she was cute! Gorgeous! Fluttershy didn't believe it. She may have been a model, but that was for her graceful poise and the clothes she wore, not her body. She had such small feet, small breasts, and a small rear end. No man would ever find that attractive. She wished she had the figure of Derpy. Not only was she larger, but her frame was perfectly shaped.

Fluttershy was like the sun. Her presence was welcome, but nobody really looked at her. She often hid behind others and would sometimes be hiding all day.

A few minutes later, Derpy stood and walked up to the van. "Hey Flutters, it looks like there's a window open on the second floor. I could try and boost you up."

Fluttershy considered it for a moment, then nodded and got out of the van. Derpy pointed at her bedroom window, and went to stand underneath it.

"Okay, get on my shoulders and I'll hoist you up." Derpy crouched down.

Fluttershy slowly put her legs around Derpy's neck. Derpy's heart skipped a beat as she remembered that Fluttershy was still naked from the waist down. Putting the thought aside, she stood up.

"Can you reach it now?"

"No. Can I try standing?"

"Go for it." Derpy grabbed Fluttershy's feet as she transitioned to standing.

"How about now?"

"Not quite."

"Well how far are you?" Derpy looked up to see how much higher she had to lift, but was distracted by Fluttershy's again exposed body.

Derpy’s eyes wandered up Fluttershy’s body. The tone of her skin was perfect; her legs were as smooth as butter. There was a tiny tuft of curly pink hair just above her adorable lady bits.

She shook her head and resumed staring at the wall in front of her. "I might be able to lift you up higher, but you'll have to stand on my hands."

Fluttershy wobbled a bit. "No, that's ok, let's just wait for the locksmith I want to get down now please let me down." She sat back down on Derpy's shoulders and gripped her tightly. Derpy noticed that Fluttershy was a bit wet.

Derpy let her down. Fluttershy sat in place, legs crossed and curled into a ball. She whimpered, her face red. "I can't hold it in…"
Derpy felt very sympathetic. "Flutters, if you have to pee, just go. Nobody will see you, and I won't tell."

Fluttershy whimpered a bit more and shook her head, but then spread her legs. She looked down at her moist crotch. Fluttershy's face relaxed a bit as a golden stream leaked out of her. It started slowly, but then became a strong flow of liquid.

Derpy was looking straight at her. She stared in shock and awe. Here she was standing, mere feet from Fluttershy peeing on the grass. She was fixated on the mesmerizing scene. The sound of it was like the melodic flow of a river. Fluttershy breathed out in relief as the liquid began to pool up in front of her. She seemed to have zoned out of the world around her.

Fluttershy's pink pubic hair was drenched, and so were her legs. Her face shone a brighter shade of red then it had ever before, and she was sobbing lightly as the urine continued to pour out of her. Derpy was so aroused by the spectacle that she wanted to just reach out and grab Fluttershy, but the surprise held her back.

The stream came to a stop as slowly as it had started. Fluttershy looked up and registered that Derpy had been watching the whole time. A wave of conflicting emotions came over Fluttershy: embarrassment, arousal, timidity, excitement, fear, sadness. She wanted to scream, but all she could manage was to break into tears. This day was hitting the top of her charts for worst day ever. Part of her didn’t even care anymore.

Derpy’s brain kicked in and she leaned down and again placed a friendly hand on Fluttershy’s shoulder. “Hey. It’s ok. Things happen.” Fluttershy sobbed again. Derpy came to a crouch and clasped Fluttershy’s hands in hers and managed to get both of her eyes looking directly at Fluttershy. “You know, I once had an accident in class during high school. My teacher wouldn’t let me leave before giving my presentation. So I was standing in front of the entire class trying to finish as fast as possible. I didn’t make it. The entire class noticed and I wanted to die on the spot, I was so embarrassed. I ran for the bathroom and cleaned up, but I never heard the end of it. I was already the butt of school jokes for my eyes, but now I was Miss Pissypants too. And look. I turned out ok. I’m still not the most beautiful woman around, nor am I the most loved, but I’m ok. But you are the most beautiful woman around, and nobody has to know about this little incident. You’ll be ok. It’ll be our secret.”

Derpy’s eyes shifted back their normal skewed state. Fluttershy nodded, tears still dripping down her face. She got to her feet and wiped her eyes with her sleeve, then reached out to give Derpy a hug. Derpy reciprocated, and Fluttershy squeezed.

“Besides…” whispered Derpy, close to Fluttershy’s ear, “That was super hot.” Derpy realized she had spoken without thinking again. There was an awkward silence, but the two didn’t stop hugging. Fluttershy regained her composure and then kissed Derpy on the mouth. Derpy took a step back in surprise.

“I’m sorry I didn't mean to I just… and you…”

Derpy interrupted her and kissed her back. Fluttershy melted into the kiss, and her tongue began exploring Derpy’s mouth. It tasted like warm poppy seed muffins. Derpy responded in kind and tasted the subtle strawberry in Fluttershy’s mouth. The two kissed passionately for a long time, until Derpy reached up to take her jacket off of Fluttershy.

Fluttershy paused. “But wait… It’s so public…”

Derpy smiled. “Silly. You’re already half naked, and there’s nobody for miles.”

Fluttershy giggled “Oh. Guess you’re right.” She took off the jacket now was once again nude in broad daylight. She began unbuttoning Derpy’s work shirt.

Fluttershy paused again. “I've never done this before.”

She ran a hand through Fluttershy’s hair. “Neither have I. Do you want to?”

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Fluttershy giggled again and resumed unbuttoning the shirt. Derpy’s large breasts were barely held back by her speckled blue bra. Fluttershy took off the shirt and unbuttoned Derpy’s pants. Fluttershy pulled down the zipper teasingly slow. Derpy began to sweat a bit, her heart racing. At the same pace, Fluttershy peeled off Derpy’s pants and exposed her matching panties.

Fluttershy gently led Derpy to a sitting position. She kissed Derpy as she unclasped her bra and slowly ran her hand down Derpy’s back. The touch was electric, and Derpy was caught under Fluttershy’s spell.

At an agonizingly slow pace, Derpy felt her underpants being slid down her legs. Her body wanted more, but she was entranced by the radiant form flowing over her. Fluttershy had never looked so amazing to Derpy. Her petite figure was outlined by the sun, pink hair waving in the silent breeze. Her brilliant cyan eye beamed. She had a stunning smile on her face, one that Derpy couldn’t help but imitate. Her small boobs hovered inches from Derpy’s hands. Derpy placed her hands on Fluttershy’s breasts and rolled her over.

Fluttershy examined the body she had just revealed. Derpy’s scruffy blonde hair tumbled down onto Fluttershy’s chest. She cast a large shadow over Fluttershy, her exposed breasts swaying in the wind. Her eyes may be lazy, but they were not vacant - a world of loving emotions hid right behind them.

Both remained still for a moment, eyes mostly locked, taking in the sensation of the wind against their bare skin. A faint scent of lavender floated from the nearby bushes. Derpy then tucked her legs under Fluttershy’s and began kissing again. She threaded her hands through Fluttershy’s delicate hair.

A single drop of cold rain fell onto Derpy's back.

Fluttershy suddenly broke from the kiss and rolled on top, whispering something Derpy couldn't hear.

"What'd you say?"

"Hit me." said Fluttershy, as quiet as before, but this time Derpy heard her.

"You want me to what?"

This time Fluttershy yelled,"Shut up, Derpy and hit me!'

Derpy was a bit shocked, but she managed to get enough coordination to give a light smack on Fluttershy's rear.

"Harder." Growled Fluttershy.

She slapped Fluttershy a bit harder.

"You can hit harder than that."

Derpy hit Fluttershy with all of her might. Fluttershy let out a light moan.

"Keep going. Don't stop."

The rain had broken out into a drizzle, and with every slap of Fluttershy's behind beads of water shot off her body. Fluttershy's behind shone with a brighter red than her face. Her entire body shook as Derpy continued to deal out heavy blows.

Derpy rolled out from under Fluttershy and pinned her on the ground. Fluttershy smiled, a mischievous glint in her eye. She twisted her leg around Derpy's and toppled her.

The two quickly became covered in mud, as they began to wrestle passionately and playfully around the yard. Derpy had size on her side, but Fluttershy's energy had her beat. The rain was now pouring, drenching the two interlocked bodies from head to toe.

Eventually, Derpy managed to stay on top. Fluttershy's lioness spirit had tamed into that of a kitten, and she let Derpy win. Both were breathing as if they had just run a mile.

Fluttershy stared up at Derpy. Fluttershy had thought she was pretty before, but now she was spectacular. Derpy's unkempt wet hair, her excited expression, and even the mud smeared around her naked body all wove a perfect image. Her formerly light and pleasant skin now appeared strong and alluring.

"Your turn." Fluttershy whispered coyly.

Derpy looked confused for a moment.

"Your turn. You won, I had my turn." said Fluttershy innocently. "What do you want to do? Anything."

An idea formed in Derpy's head, but she wasn't sure Fluttershy would want it. The rain goaded her on.

"Anything, anything?" She inquired.

"Anything." Fluttershy confirmed.

Derpy took in a breath and relaxed. Slowly, she let her bladder loosen and a golden stream of urine sprayed on Fluttershy's body. Fluttershy's eyebrows raised in surprise, but she didn't say a word.

It was an odd sensation at first, but the contrast of the two liquids raining onto Fluttershy was mesmerizing. The constant flow of the warm, and the pitter-patter of the cold. The rich color of the yellow, and the soothing appeal of the gray. The small spot that the urine hit, and the rest of her body covered in rain.

The stream died down and Fluttershy reached up. She guided her hand up Derpy’s thigh and onto her supple butt cheek. She squeezed gently, and led her other hand to Derpy’s rough, wet pubes. She playfully combed them with her fingers, and she saw Derpy's chest expand with anticipation.

Derpy leaned down and began to trail her tongue down Fluttershy’s neck. Fluttershy laughed as Derpy lowered her face in between her breasts. Derpy licked around Fluttershy’s right nipple before kissing it and moving to the left breast. She spiraled her tongue towards the center and kissed it as well.

Derpy rotated slowly, dragging her tongue down Fluttershy’s chest until she reached her inner thigh. She could still smell the faint smell of urine, but the scent intoxicated her. She rotated her tongue around her friend’s genitals before nibbling teasingly on the pink hair just above it. Fluttershy shuddered underneath her. Derpy resumed slowy licking around the labia.

Fluttershy grabbed firmly on Derpy’s rear. She reached her head up to place her lips directly over Derpy's hole. She slid her tongue hesitatantly inside and began to rhythmically pull in and out of the folds. She wasn't very skilled, but she could tell Derpy wasn't either. She was heating up anyways.

And then Derpy's tongue found her way to her clit. Suddenly, Fluttershy was in heaven. She could barely return the favor as Derpy's tongue pulsed inside of her. Skill or no skill, Fluttershy was reaching a climax. She gasped out in orgasmic bliss and felt herself go slack.

Derpy turned around with a smirk. "No fair! You can't just stop now."

Fluttershy sat up and looked at her with a smirk of her own, still breathing heavily. "Who said I was stopping?"

She placed her fingers into Derpy's longing womanhood. Slowly, she took her fingers out and back in. The anticipation made Derpy hold her breath. Fluttershy picked up speed at an almost imperceptible rate, but Derpy could notice every stroke. Ripples of excitement shot up Derpy's spine as Fluttershy began to trace her other hand up and down her chest.It was as if Fluttershy were casting a magic spell on her, and Derpy was loving every second. Her eyes, somehow, became even lazier than before. She moaned as the pace built until Fluttershy was pumping in and out of Derpy like an engine.

Suddenly, Derpy arched her back and rained all over Fluttershy. Derpy looked up at Fluttershy to apologize, but Fluttershy had a large grin on her face. "Should've known you were a squirter."

Derpy blushed, seemingly exhausted. "Didn't know I was. That was great." Derpy looked up and saw the clouds were beginning to clear.

Fluttershy's leaned in close to Derpy. "Aw, now who said we were done?" She said, nibbling on the tip of her ear. "We were just getting started."

Suddenly, Derpy found herself on the ground again.

After what seemed like an eternity of bliss, a different voice broke through the air. It took a moment for the two to process what had been said. It was a man's voice, in his mid-20s. "Um... well... Hi, Fluttershy... I, uh came by to open your door... It's opened now... so I'll just... uh... be going..."

The two girls looked at each other in sudden realization. They had entirely forgotten about the locksmith coming by, and were now naked, covered in dirt and bodily fluids and in a tight embrace.

Somehow, Fluttershy found the whole situation more humorous than embarrassing. A tiny smile grew on her face. Derpy sputtered and laughed heartily, and Fluttershy couldn't help but join in.

The sun and the clouds

by The Ugly One

Murphy's Law

Things get Messy