> We'll See Who Has The Last Laugh > by Fluttrick > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > We'll See Who Has The Last Laugh > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We'll See Who Has The Last Laugh Phoooo! The train like vehicle let out another burst of steam as the brother's shot another load of magic into it. Little did they know of the two ponies lurking in the trees above. "So Pinkie, you ready to do this!?" Rainbow whispered excitedly. "Totally! Those meano brothers deserve what's coming to them." The pink party pony giggled as they steadied the large tub of sticky maple syrup. "Ooh! Here they come Rainbow, get ready!" The two ducked behind a thick patch of leaves, ready to dump the bucket when the time was right. As the train neared the under part of the tree Pinkie nearly screamed. "NOW!" And with that, a large river of syrup poured in front of the train, which then caused it to close to a halt due to the sheer stickiness. Pinkie and Rainbow nearly exploded in laughter as Flim and Flam began to rant. "Aw shucks! First we're sold out from the cider, now this, what horrid luck, eh brother." Flim remarked. "I do agree, but now what shall we do!" The two looked at each other before looking to their train, then to the road ahead, then finally giving a sigh of defeat as they trudged onward, so did the two prank ponies, who followed in the forest above. "Plan B, is ago!" Pinkie signaled to Rainbow as they sneakily moved on to their next position. A barrel of cider awaited them, but not just any barrel of cider as the pranksters filled two mugs they'd had with them and placed them onto the path the Flim and Flam would be treading soon. "Hey Flam, I'm getting a bit thirsty how say you?" "I as well oh brother of mine." And as if their prayers had been answered, before them appeared two glistening mugs of cider. The two unicorns made off in a gallop to them, and quickly chugged them down. Rainbow and Pinkie looked to each other with anxiety burrowed deep within them. Rainbow mouthed the words, Three, Two, One. Then out of nowhere the brothers spat out the cider they'd just drank. Pinkie and Rainbow made a wild dash to a desolate little hiding place where their uncontrollable laughter boomed across the sky. "Ahahaha! Oh Pinkie Pie, that was just irony, pure irony." Rainbow barely managed to make out through her mad chuckles. "Yah! Those two really got a taste of their own medicine, or should I say a taste of their own cider! Bahahahaha!" Pinkie rolled over once again, barely enough breath left, but still laughing. "Okay Pinkie, enough for now, time for the end game." Rainbow put on a serious look as she flew off to their next destination. Off farther on the trail, two miserable brothers muttered. "Oh what dumb luck, I swear, when I find the pony who did this, gah!" Flim exclaimed angrily. "Well now Flim, it's getting dark out, might as well find a place to camp for tonight." The two nodded in agreement as they began searching for the best possible sleeping place, and so the came upon a wide spread patch of grass. "How about here Flam?" Flim asked, and Flam nodded in agreement as they settled into the most comfortable position as possible, but little did they know, they continued to fall deeper and deeper into the pranksters little game as the finale of pranks would come to life. Pinkie and Rainbow looked to each other one last time before beginning. "Here it goes, this is gonna be so awesome!" Rainbow squealed with delight. "I know, this is gonna be so fun too! After this we can have a whole FLIM AND FLAM GOT PRANKED PARTY!" Pinkie chided as they both managed to carry a whole ten galloned bucket of what cider they'd left. There was also a little twist to this little game of cider. "FLIM AND FLAM!" A ghoulish voice echoed through the forest, startling the duo on the grounds below. The trees around them imaged with terrifying faces, with a little help from Princess Luna, who hid in the tree across from Pinkie and Rainbow, and the one who was able to make such a spooky voice. "Huh? Who's there!?" Flim and Flam screamed in unison. ""WE ARE THE SPIRITS OF THE FALLEN APPLE TREES THAT YOU KILLED DURING YOUR MAD CIDER RACE!" The brothers were now holding each other and shivering in fear, it was all Luna could do to stop herself from bursting out in laughter, and even more of a challenge to continue her part in the prank, as Rainbow and Pinkie began tipping the bucket ever so slowly towards the brothers. "AND NOW, WE SHARE WITH YOU THE FRUITS OF YOUR LAZY! INCONSIDERATE! LABOR!" Luna's voice boomed, as the other two pranksters dumped the soiled cider unto the two pitiful ponies down below, who now galloped away, screaming in fear. "LET'S GO BROTHER!" Flim screeched. "OF COURSE!" Flam replied, their hats flying off with the wind, not a sight of them for miles two minutes later as the three jumped down from their hiding spots, all of them now utterly exploding with laughter. "Tis the most fun, as we take it, that we have had in the longest of times!" "No problemo Princess!" Pinkie managed to chuckle. "I'm just glad we won't be seeing those two for a long long time, hey probably forever!" Rainbow mentioned happily. They all gave a sigh of pure, and utter bliss, under the starry skied night, the soft patches of grass were as rewarding as a pat on their backs. It turns out, that the three had had the last laugh, the last laugh that night indeed. The End? Author's Note Hey everypony, in case you don't know me, I'm Fluttrick. Truthfully this is my first comedy fiction, I mostly write sad, tragedy, dark stuff like that. But I decided to try something new, so please, feel free to tell me how I did for a first try. > Hey What About Us! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Note I felt a little bad about leaving out Twilight, Apple Jack, and Rarity, seeing how they were affected as well, apparently Fluttershy is too nice and too shy to prank, so look out! Here comes the rest of the mane 6. (Excluding Fluttershy) Sorry Shy! Rainbow and Pinkie entered the candy themed Sugar Cube Corner, where Twilight, Rarity, and Apple Jack awaited. The two pranksters were still chuckling quietly to themselves before Apple Jack burst out. "Where in tarnation have you been?! We've been waiting here fer hours!" Apple Jack's eyes were red, and same for the other two unicorns. "Gah, loosen up AJ, we were just pranking, ye know?" Rainbow tried to brush off the subject. But Apple Jack didn't let up. "Well missie, as a matter of fact, ah don't know, so would ya'll kindly explain." Rainbow looked to Pinkie, who then jumped up in front of Apple Jack then took a huge breath before bursting out. "Well me and Rainbow felt that Flim and Flam didn't get what they deserved, so justice had to be done, so me and Rainbow played a HUUUGE! Prank on the two! There was syrup, disgusting cider, scary trees and-" Apple Jack held her hoof to Pinkie's rapidly moving mouth. "Well, then..." The orange cowpony waited a moment before speaking. "Why didn't ya'll bring us along!?" She suddenly exclaimed. Twilight and Rarity looked like they felt the same as Twilight stepped up. "You know Pinkie, you guys aren't the only ponies who like to have a good laugh." Now Rarity spoke. "Come on gals, not you Rainbow and Pinkie, it's time we have a little fun of our own!" And with that the three ponies left the building leaving two stunned ponies sitting there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Celestia's morning sun shone across the sky, shooting down rays of heat as the two brother's trudged along. They were exhausted, tired, hungry, and ironically, thirsty, even though a large river of cider was dumped on them last night. But hunger seemed to be the main problem at the moment. "Look at us brother, we don't have our train, our cider machine, not even an apple!" Flim exclaimed pitifully to his brother. "Oh what I would do for an apple." Flam added. And once again, their prayers were answered, for what lie ahead be two apples, but they didn't care, they just galloped to them and ate them. The new pranksters giggled in their little tree as Apple Jack explained to them where she'd gotten apples. Then out of nowhere the brothers spat out the mushy apple bits. "BLEH!" They screamed in unison. Up in the tree Rarity giggled to Apple Jack. "My my Apple Jack, I never knew you could be so dastardly." Apple Jack gave a smirk. "Yah, well that's what they get, eating the rotten apples for the pigs, might as well be pigs themselves, the lot of em." Just then Twilight interrupted. "Okay girls, let's move on to the next prank site." Determined, the three moved off silently..... "You know brother, I think this is all just some bad luck, for, maybe for what we've done before." Flim muttered in wonder. "Oh nonono, of course not Flim, all that was for the well fare of our business! Though this is very strange, and, I'm beginning to miss the old train, my hooves are killing me!" Up in their hiding spot, Twilight barely held in a chuckle as she levitated the fake paper machete replica of the train cider machine thingy to the road ahead of the brothers. "Hey look Flim! Our train! Our train!" Flam screamed, sprinting to the trap, too desperate to even think about it, and his Flim behind him. "Wait Flam!" But it was too late as the two slammed into the replica, falling into a patch of stuck-up pin needles. "YEEP!" The two shrieked upon feeling the sharp pokes of the needles. Just then Apple Jack asked out loud. "Wow! Ah never even knew about that needle bit, which of you added it?" The cowpony looked to her two friends, and fellow pranksters before Rarity spoke up, sounding a bit modest. "Well, I did have a few extra pin needles from my latest fashion design, hehe." Rarity's voice faded, and there was but a moment of silence before the group once again burst into quiet chuckles, then heading off secretly to their next destination. But little did the three ponies know that their cover had been blown as the Flim and Flam glared at them from below. "I KNEW IT!" Flam exclaimed, " Those blasted ponies from Ponyville," Flam turned to his brother. "You know what we must do now brother?" Flim nodded in agreement. "Revenge!" And with that, the two brothers headed off after the dim silhouettes of their prankers, which now were about to turn into their prey. > The Great Escape > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's some music to go along with it. MUSIC "Oh girls! This is so fun!" Twilight exclaimed as they rested in their hiding spot. "Yes dear, most fabulous, the idea was genius!" Rarity admired in respond, "Those ruffians deserve what's coming to them." Just then, the brother's stepped out of the shadows. "Ruffians ey?" Flim questioned in a deranged voice. "Well brother, what shall we do with them?" But Flam didn't answer in time as Apple Jack bucked both of them in the noggin, and screamed. "RUN FOR IT!!!" And with that the trio bolted in a variety of directions, the only word that came to their minds. Escape! But the brothers didn't give up without a fight as they quickly regained their position and chased after them. "We'll get you if it's the last thing we do!" They screamed to the trio, whom seemed to have regrouped, and were slowly gaining on them. "Oh horse apples! They're a' gainin' on us, come on! Hurry!" Apple Jack shouted to the two unicorns who were falling behing. "I'm ever so sorry Apple Jack, but my hooves are simply killing me." Rariy complained, as her pace slowed to an even slower rate. "AH DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CONSARN IT!" The cowpony burst out to her friends behind as she headed in their direction, somehow holding Rarity upon her back, and continueing the escape. Though this slowed Apple Jack considerably as the brothers got ever so closer to them. "Ah'm sorry gals, this seems to be the end of the road" As the trio stood before a massive rock wall. No way over, no way under, no way around. As Flim and Flam caught up they both burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHA! No place to run now you worthless ponies, you utter fools!" Flim laughed maniacally as they inched closer to the three as Flam began to mutter. "Now...we'll see how you like it! With the Flim Flam Brother Super Cider Blaster Soaker 6000!" Flam gave the terrified group of mares a wicked grin as he lifted a large apple themed machine unto his right shoulder, aiming it precisely on spot as he loaded the cider container. The brothers looked to each other with devious looks upon their faces as they began the seemingly endless count down. "Ready!" The brothers announced at an unnecessarily slow tempo. "Set!" The trio closed their eyes preparing for the full blown blast of the foul tasting cider. "G-" But they were cut off as a silhouette swooped down in front of the mares. "HAST THOU GONE MAD! HOW DARE THOU EVEN DARE TO STRIKE THE BEARERS OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! THE SAVIORS OF EQUESTRIA! AND THE PRINCESSES MOST LOYAL SUBJECTS!" Luna boomed aloud in the royal Canterlot voice whilst in the horrifying Nightmare Moon form, then sending the horrid weapon flying as well as bringing the brothers to their knees. "We- We- We're very sorry, we'll just be on our way now. Ta! Ta!" The twosome gave a bow, and with that set off into a dreary sunset as fast as their hooves could carry them. As Luna shrunk down to her normal form, she let out a soft giggle as she turned to look at the dumbfounded ponies behind her. "Well, um, thank you Princess Luna for the save." Twilight began awkwardly as she rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment "Oh yes Princess, thank you so much." Rarity said, and with that began kissing Luna's hooves. "Thank you, thank you." Luna gave a sigh, but felt a bit dignified with the gesture. "Thank ya'll kindly Princess, that was a l'il too close fer comfort hehe." "Oh tis nothing, just glad we could help thee." Luna gave a warm smile than lifted off into the air, and disappeared into the darkness of the night as the three mares began their way home, full of robust enthusiasm, and quite an entertaining story to share with everypony when they returned home to Ponyville. The End