> Twilight's teat-time.
>  by Valtyra
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> Twilight's titillating treat.
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I laugh, the very idea being the worst thing I had ever heard since Pinkie Pie had asked if Discord had a dick. "Seriously?"

Twilight frowns, "Why are you laughing?" She stomps her hoof for emphasis. "Why is that so funny? I didn't laugh at your fetish!"

"Oh no, It's not funny," I wipe a few tears from my eyes, "It's the fact that you think I'll try it." I shake my head and walk over to the sofa, trying to to start laughing again. "I think it's healthy to have one or two, but really, that?"

"I don't know what's wrong with it," she replied, holding her head up proudly. "Your one is hardly normal."

Twilight opens one eye to look at me with a smug look. Damn mare, she got me there... I shake my head and chuckle, leaning back, "Ok, I suppose not," I say, trying to play it cool. "Still, I'm not exactly equipped for such an activity."

"Au contraire, my blue balled lover, I have a solution." She walks over and pulls me off the couch.

Just because you won't have sex with me! I shout from within the safety of my head, the one place she can't probe. She makes them so cold...

I shudder at the thought of another probing session and follow her up and into her bedroom. She sits me on her bed and looks around for something.

"Aha!" She shouts, reaching under the bed, giving me a perfect view of her rump, she pulls a small chest out and levitates it next to me. "I made these a while back when I had some free time."

"What are they?" I ask, blowing the dust from the top of the chest. 

Twilight rolls her eyes and flicks a small latch on the front. She effortlessly pushes the top open and grins as she leans in.

She starts taking items out of the chest. At first they seem normal: some books, quills and ink. Then they start to turn strange: A teat pump, a dildo and a couple of test tubes filled with a swirling Green liquid.

I pick up a test tube and inspect the contents. Twilight looks over and gasps, "Be careful with that! If you drop it, it will destroy half of Ponyville!"

My eyes go wide and I panic. Placing it on the bed as gently as I could, I back away; not wanting to kill anyone. As I'm backing away, I hear Twilight laugh.

I look over and see her on her back, laughing her pretty little rump off. "That was safe, wasn't it?" I ask, now feeling like a dumbass.

She quickly nods and grins, "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Shaking my head, I walk back over. She'll kill me one of these days.

Twilight levitates one of the tubes over to herself and opens the cork, taking a sniff of the contents. "Hmm, still in date," she mumbles, placing it down next to her. She looks back at me, "To answer your question, they are a potion to give mares the ability to lactate."

I look at her dumbfounded, "Why, pray tell, did you ever make something like that?"

"Apparently I went into a strange mood and made it. Spike was freaked out." She chuckled, not noticing the look I was giving her.

"Ok, bypassing that..." I pick up the dildo and teat pump, "Why do you have these in here?"

"That's simple. I bought the pump because I was curious." Twilight levitates the items out of my grasp and back into the trunk. "I bought the dildo right before I met you, so I never needed it."

She places everything back into the trunk, except the test tubes and moves the trunk back under the bed. "Now we can begin?" She says, looking at me with sly grin.

"Wait, I'm not sure about this... stallions are not meant to grow teats!" I say, moving away.

I remeber the last time she gave me that grin, I couldn't pee without blood for a whole week. She called it foreplay.

"Come now, I'd expect my coltfriend to try new things with me..." she gave me a puppydog look, "I'll let you do yours if you so mine..."

I sigh, I do really like mine and she usually doesn't go back on her word... "Alright, but on one condition!"

"Yay!" She laughs, smiling. "Anything!"

"No probes."

"Of course, darling." she walks forwards and kisses me, "No probes."

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After a few minutes of getting ready, I shuffle out of the bathroom in the outfit she gave me to put on. Turns out she bought a wet-nurse outfit; I didn't even know you could buy one in Ponyville.

I shuffle over to where she was laying on the bed, my face crimson and coughed, "I'm ready."

She looks me over and clops her hooves together, "Perfect, you look rather cute."

I turn away. She pouts and nuzzles me on the cheek. "Thank you for this, I'll make it up to you. I promise," she purrs, making my coat stand on end.

One of the many things I love about her: her ability to make me excited by saying anything. "Let's start," I say, smiling lovingly at her.

She passes me one of the vials and I twist the cork of, "This won't be permanent, will it?"

"It shouldn't be, I went thought the notes after I woke up, they seemed to indicate the effects are temporary."

I nod and down the liquid, grimacing as it slides down my throat. Just after, I hear Twilight count out loud, turn to me and say, "Unless I read them wrong..."

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I turn to Twilight and sigh, "How long does it take, I have to make dinner soon."

"I'm not sure," she says, lifting up the dress I had on to check if it worked. 

I feel her stroke my stomach and sigh. "Not yet." she moves back, settling to snuggle up to me.

I turn and kiss her on the head, "Maybe you made them wrong."

Immediately, I sense I had said my last words.

Twilight turns her head up to look at me a curious expression on her face, "Excuse me?"

"W-well, you know... You were in a...a m-mood..." I stutter, thinking of a way out of this. "Maybe you inadvertently made them wrong..."

Twilight, frowns but doesn't say anything. Instead she her eyes go wide, "Or maybe you haven't drank enough!" She levitates the rest of the tubes over and holds me down, opening my mouth.

I flail about, not realising she was serious and nearly choke to death on the liquid forcing it's way down my throat. She let's me go and I immediately start coughing. 

I look at her, "Are you crazy?!"

"No, I have certificates to prove it!" She retorts.

I face-hoof, Not today, death! "Ok, I'm guessing it either sped up the reaction, or you just made me grow massive teats, let's hope for the former. I can't go outside with them."

Twilight pushed me back down on the pillow and checks to see if the potions have worked. I roll my eyes, but comply. She lifts the dress and squees, "It worked!"

"Crap, really?" I ask, suddenly sweating. This better be worth it!

"Yeah, look!" She moves to show me my newly developed nipples and growing teats. I gulp and give a small smile.

"Great..."

"Mm, can I?" Twilight asks, looking at my nipples.

I nod my head and watch as she wraps her lips around them and closes her eyes. It feels weird, to have some part of myself that I've only had for less than a minute, be suckled on.

She licks the tip with her tongue and slurps greedily. I bite my lip and start to feel something other than numbness.

Twi nibbles on the flesh around my nipple, causing me to gasp. She pulls back with a content smile and turns to me, "I see you like it..."

"It's okay..."

Moving up the bed, leaning over me, she strokes my cheek. "Can we start now?"

"Y-yeah." I say, getting off the bed. She leans back and closes her eyes, pretending to be asleep.

I remember the script that Twi had given me. She actually wanted me to memorise a script...

I walk forward, towards the bed. "Your mother has said you need a good feeding!" I move up and turn  around so that I'm next to her and lay down.

She wakes up and looks around for something. Finally settling on me, she yawns and crawls over to my side and nudges me.

I spend a second to reassess my life, trying to remember how I met her and where it all went wrong. I shake my head, figuring out that I was just as bad before I met her and pull my dress up.

Twilight sniffs for a second, before gripping onto one of my teats with her lips, suckling like a newborn.

I close my eyes, not expecting the kind of sensations that pass through me. I feel myself become erect, moving past her face and coming to rest on her shoulder.

She moans, quiet at first then starts to get louder as she touches herself. She has her hoof down in her crotch, eagerly pleasuring herself.

I'm panting, not having expected to enjoy this quite so much. Remebering my lines, I turn my head and smile at her, "You're quite a hungry little filly, aren't you?"

She closes her eyes and quivers at that. Her sucking suddenly becomes stronger for a second before she pulls away, wiping her mouth. "mmm, wummy wilk," she says childishly, returning to suckle.

I stare off into space for a second, wilk... MILK!? I somehow get my thoughts to calm down and look at Twilight. She looks so peaceful, so content, I can't stop this, even if I wanted to.

Twilight tenses up and releases a high pitch squee as she comes. She leans her head against my stomach as she rides her orgasm out, shaking occasionally.

She comes down and carries on suckling, this time with one hoof on my cock. She strokes the length, from the tip to the base, one long motion that leaves me gasping for breath. That combined with the sucking left me shaking with pleasure.

A line I had heard from some movie passes through my head, "I think you should suck on that now."

Twilight pauses for a second and shrugs, moving slightly. She licks the tip of my cock, pushing her tongue in slightly, making me shiver. Wrapping her lips around the head, she uses both hooves to massage the length.

I buck, needing the release. Twi opens her mouth and starts to inhale my dick. Inch by inch, she gobbles it up, right to the base. I look down, sighing as I feel the soft flesh of her throat caress me.

She slowly moves back and forth, playing with my balls as she goes, pushing me closer and closer. Using one hoof to play with my nipples, she twists one hard, sending me over the edge.

I tense up, feeling my balls rise as boiling jizz erupts out of me, down Twilight's throat and into her stomach. The seconds tick by as spurt after spurt of my baby-batter fills her up, making her belly distend.

I feel myself come for the last time and pull away, going flaccid. She swallows what's left to come out and rubs her belly with a content look in her face.

She moves over to me and nuzzles me affectionately, "Thwank wew." 

I kiss her on the cheek and nuzzle her back, "Anytime, hun."