> Hot Rhymes > by Gamer Script > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Hot Rhymes > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a fine day in Equestria, a bright, shimmering day indeed. In Ponyville, a red unicorn stallion, just about the same size as a certain farming stallion we all know, was walking through cheerfully with a spring in his step. He was wearing a pair of golden headphones and matching pair of golden framed shades. His coat was a crimson red while his hair was red, golden and orange, as well as his tail. His cutie mark was a record with flames revolving around it. Ponies gasped or smiled big from seeing him, some mares almost fainting from the sight of his long, flowing mane, his amber golden eyes. Stallion's smiled and greeted him with cheers and such. When he was in front of the local bar, run by the town drunk Berry Punch, he made a large smile and trotted in. It smelled of wine, hard apple cider, beers, any alcohol you could think of really, but these were smells he'd never get tired of. He walked to the counter where the pink, purple maned earth pony had drunken herself to sleep, as usual. The stallion chuckled and tapped her, "C'mon lass, wake up. Ya' need ta' tell me where ta' setup." he said, an Irish accent flowing from his lips. Berry Punch grumbled and lifted her head, her vision blurred and her words slurred, "Whazzat? Oh, iz you Astroid-baby..." she smiled drunkenly and walked around the bar, walking up to him sexily, or at least trying to, as she stumbled over her own hooves and fell into Asteroid's forelegs. She looked up at him and smiled, wrapping her forelegs around him and getting close. Close enough that he could tell almost exactly what she'd been drinking. Asteroid sniffed her breath and sighed, "Hard apple cider, your specially made wine, and... Is that a hint of vodka I smell?" Berry giggled, "Maybe... Wanna have a test and find out?" she said pulling him closer to her lips and lashing her tongue at him. Asteroid looked around and shrugged, giving her a sloppy, hungry kiss. He didn't really do anything, it was mainly Berry Punch being her usual drunken self. After the kiss, Asteroid licked his lips and smiled, "Mmm, pretty tasty combination ye've made there. Whattya call it?" "Call it? I didn't come up with a name, I just drunk it... And it was good~!" she moaned and cuddled up to Asteroid. Asteroid chuckled and sat her down in a booth nearby, "So, where do I setup Berry? Anywhere fine?" Berry nodded and sat back in the booth, falling back and falling asleep almost immediately. Asteroid sighed and started getting ready for his show, that was about 7 hours away. First he had to set up his turntables, amps, microphone, etc., then he had to go to his hairstylist to get his look just right, then he had to choose the music he'd play, then there was the decorations like lasers and stuff. That would usually take at least five hours tops, and then he'd hang out with Berry Punch in her room for an hour. Asteroid looked in the back of the bar and found his golden-plated equipment, picking it up with his magic and carefully walking back, placing each piece down where he wanted it. He then proceeded to plug everything where needed, every wire, every chord, had to be placed somewhere nopony would trip. Next was the lasers and lights. As usual at his shows, Asteroid used his 'fire lights' as he called them. All of them were either red, gold or orange. The lasers were then set up all around the stage he would be using for the night, some hung from the ceiling, all pointed at a disco ball, spinning above his head. He leapt off the stage and looked at the passed out Berry Punch, chuckling at her for a moment before kissing her forehead softly, "I'll be back soon lass, hold down the fort will ya'?" he whispered in her ear as she mumbled in her sleep. He took it as an 'okay'. He then trotted out of the bar to his hair dresser's, The Mane Mistress. Walking in, he saw the mare he was looking for. She was dazzling, in every sense of the word. Her mane and tail were a beautiful emerald green mixed with shimmering silver strands. Her amethyst orbs were shining with flirtatiousness, which he was used to. She turned to him and flashed her lusty grin and walked towards him, swaying her hips sexually. She circled him and spoke in a sly British voice, "Ello Love, finally have a change of heart towards getting in my bed?" she whispered in his ear. Asteroid chuckled and turned to her, tilting her head with a hoof as he got closer, "Forest, Ya' know I love ya'... But right now, I just need a haircut. Okay?" he flashed a grin and kissed her quick as he walked to his usual seat in the salon. The mare sighed and trotted after him, looking at his hair she giggled, "Very well love, how would you like it? Perhaps a rocker style? Or maybe the butch look? Ooh, or even the refined look... Or my favorite..." she got behind him and wrapped her forelegs around him, "The 'Just had sex' look would tickle your fancy?" she whispered seductively into his ear. Asteroid chuckled and shook his head, "Maybe next time lass, I just need me usual haircut for tonight." Forest groaned, grabbing her equipment from behind her, "Fine darling, but next time you're all mine. Deal?" she said flirtatiously. "A'course lass, next time." he smiled and kissed her softly on the cheek, making her shudder. She smiled and nodded, turning and sweeping her tail against his face as she turned the chair around and started on his mane. When she finished, his mane was spiked to the back with a bang over his right eye. He smiled as he looked in the mirror and gave Forest the bits owed. She smirked slyly and rubbed up against him, whispering in his ear, "Now that you paid, want a little 'extra service'?" Ace shook his head, "I said next time lass, we're still in the same day." he smiled and kissed her cheek walking away and out of the store, ignoring the small wet spot on the ground. On his way back to Berry Punch's place, he stopped and spotted-- or rather 'striped'-- one of the cutest mares he'd ever seen. She wore bunches of golden bangles on her legs and golden earings on both her ears. She had her black and white mane in a Mohawk and her tail was tied up. His heart nearly stopped as she turned and looked over at him, amber gold eyes meeting deep cerulean blue. He felt the heated blood rush up to his face as a blush appeared. She smiled and ended her conversation with a certain yellow earth pony filly who ran off with two other children as she walked towards Ace. She stopped in front of him and smiled, "I saw you staring at me from afar, but I am sorry to say I know not who you are. I live in the Everfree, make potions with flora, and happy to tell you my name is Zecora." she rhymed with a welcoming smile, and for the first time today, one that didn't have breath of alcohol or oozing with lust for him. He felt his face redden and heat, the blush growing as he spoke, "My name's Ace. I'm a DJ and I'm throwin' a party at Berry Punch's place... Everyone in town's invited, it starts in about 3 hours." Zecora giggled and nodded, "I will attempt to be there, and make my way from my lair. It is nice to meet you Asteroid Ace, I will see you at Berry Punch's place." she said as she waved and walked away, going towards the Everfree forest. Ace watched her walk away and into the foliage of the forest and blushed, "By Celestia... I think I'm in love..." ~3 Hours and 45 minutes later~ Ace was just finishing setting up the stage, finally perfecting where he wanted the amps, the mic and his tables. He grabbed the music he'd be playing that night and sighed, happy to finally finish up. He sat down at the bar and poured himself a drink using Berry's specialty wine, hard apple cider and a hint of vodka. He smirked at his recreation and took a sip, letting the sweet, bubbly nectar flow down his throat. He moaned from the taste, drinking more and more until the mug he used was empty. 'I should really get Berry to make this a house beverage...' he thought to himself as he turned around and was leaned on by none other than Berry Punch herself. He gasped and held her up, looking at her confused, "Berry, what in the blazin' inferno? Did you JUST wake up?" he said in disbelief since he'd been going around for the last 4½ hours getting ready. Berry giggled and nuzzled him, "Maybe... So what? Wanna have a quick drink made specially for you?" she said lustfully, the alcohol still evident on her breath. He sighed and shook his head, "Lass, we can't. I have a show ta' do in a few minutes. And I need you to work the bar for me. By the way, that mixture you made, you'd should make it a specialty, it'd be a huge hit." he said walking back up on the stage, leaving a drowsy, confused, and relatively aroused mare alone on a barstool. ~15 Minutes Later~ The party was just seconds from starting, and just a little over half the bar was full. Soon, a clock appeared above the turntables, counting down from ten. All the people in the bar started counting along with it, and the moment it reached one, the whole bar erupted with cheers and screaming of Asteroid's stage name, "DJ Double A!" is all the crowd chanted. As they chanted, he then appeared in a spiraling flame on stage, showing he had teleported. "Hello Ponyville! My name is DJ Double A, and I. Am. Blazin'!" he yelled with the crowd as they broke out into even louder cheers. Asteroid laughed and yelled into the mic, "Enough with the intros, let's turn it up and burn it down!" he shouted as he pushed the switches up all the way and started the music, the bass blasting wubs at high volume, all the ponies in the bar cheering as they started dancing and drinking, keeping Berry busy. Asteroid smiled and jumped into the crowd, landing in the center of a circle of them, break dancing to his own music. He flipped and spun and did different moves, and when the song ended, those watching him cheered and clapped their hooves. He smirked and walked past them, getting up onto a bar stool and being met by Berry Punch with her newest house drink, "Sparkling Apple-Berry Cider! On the house for you sweetie." she said kissing his cheek and winking, walking away and to another patron. Asteroid sighed and looked around at the party, taking a swig of the alcoholic beverage in his hoof and placing it back on the counter. But then, a voice rung out next to him, "Hello Asteroid, I am here as you asked. Though I didn't expect getting to you to be tasked." Asteroid looked next to him and was happy to see none other than Zecora! He smiled and blushed, "Oh, hey Zecora! I'm glad you could make it to my party! You want something to drink?" hey asked kindly. Zecora nodded as he got another Sparkling apple-berry cider, giving it to her. As she drunk it, she smiled, "This is indeed a powerful drink, after this I may have another I think." Asteroid nodded and ordered her another one when she finished the first one. After finishing that one, she looked the slightest bit tipsy, "This beverage is delicious and my second glass done, I believe this next shall be my last one." she spoke a little slower than before. He nodded and continued to order her another. ~7 Hours of Drinking Later~ The party had ended and the party guests were either going home, drunkenly staggering out the door on their way home, or past out in the booths and floor of the bar, most were the third. Asteroid however, was sitting next to a drunken Zecora, watching her finish her 13th 'last drink'. She tried to get down from the stool, but nearly fell on the floor had Asteroid not caught her on his back. He turned to tell Berry to keep his stuff safe till he got back, but saw she was passed out drunk on the steps leading to her room. He sighed and placed Zecora gently on the bar counter, picking up Berry and carrying her to her bed upstairs. As he came down, he saw a single pony moving towards Zecora with a drunken smile on his face. He teleported in front of the stallion and used his magic to toss them out of the bar, watching them try to run away, but drunkenly trip over their hooves instead. He sighed and picked a half-awake Zecora back up and on to his back as he walked out the door. Having no idea where she lived or how to get there, he decided to carry him to his house, not too far from Sweet Apple Acres. When they got there, he opened the golden door into a large house, red, orange and gold covered everything, inside and out. Except for the kitchen and bathrooms. He carried her up the stairs and laid her down in the guest room and smiled looking at her sleeping face. He tried to stand up and leave, but was unable. He figured he'd just had a little too much to drink himself and tried again, still not able to budge. He looked confusedly down to her and saw she was smiling delicately. He then noticed that her forelegs were wrapped around his neck, keeping him in place! He sighed and tried to release himself from her hold but was pulled down closer, her lips only inches away. He blushed darkly as he swore he heard her whispering something to her. Then, her eyes slowly opened, the aquamarine orbs looking deeply into amber gold as she blushed and smiled, "It seems that you cannot pull away, so I suppose with me you shall stay..." she said slowly, obviously drunk. Asteroid blushed and smirked, lying down with her and wrapping his forelegs around her waist. She giggled and without warning, crashed her lips to his own hungrily. Asteroid was surprised by this action but slowly closed his eyes, kissing her back as she made her way on top of him. She rubbed on his waist which elicited moans from him, and then she felt something poke at her rump. She looked surprised for a moment then grew a devious look as she moved downward, "What have we here, so long and hard? It is so very big, my raving bard." she said smiling, lust and alcohol sparkling in her eyes. Asteroid blushed and looked away embarrassed. Zecora giggled at him and slid downwards, gasping at the sight of the large member, 10 inches to be exact. Zecora stared at the large appendage in awe and then grew a drunken smile, licking up the swollen member and then revolving her tongue around the head, eliciting a soft moan from Ace. She smiled, pushing the large cock deeper into her mouth as she began to slowly and bob her head, sucking it lustfully as she took half the member into her mouth and pushing it down her throat as she gagged a little, pulling back and taking a breath, a trail of saliva and precum connecting her lips and the long, flesh rod. Ace moaned in satisfaction as she reached her head up and continued her sucking. He put a hoof on the back of her head and guided her, pushing her head back and forth on his dick as she moaned and gagged, grabbing his waist and pulling towards him as she attempted to deepthroat him. She held herself there for a few seconds until she gagged again and backed off, coughing and breathing with minor difficulty as she went back to sucking. After a few more minutes of this, she attempted pulling in his entire length. The tightness of her throat made him moan loudly as he came quite the load, spurts of his hot gooey seed trailing down her throat, and a little dribbling out of her nose. When the torrent of cum finished, she pulled him out of her mouth and gasped, coughing up a little bit onto the ground nearby. Ace panted and breathed deeply, trying his best to catch his breath. But regardless of his exhaustion, his body wanted more, and his hard twitching member showed it clear as day. Zecora smiled her lusty, drunken smile as she crawled up on top of him and rubbed her wet slit slowly against his member, making Ace moan once again. She rose her hindquarters up and pushed down onto his stallionhood. She and Ace gasped as Zecora shouted loudly from the feeling of her vaginal cavity being penetrated for what seemed to be the first time as small trickles of blood flowed from her womb. The two sat for what seemed like hours but was only a minute before she rested her hooves on his chest and bounced on him slowly, moaning as the appendage slid in and out of her, becoming slicker from her juices. Her bouncing began to quicken over time as she moaned out loud, taking a single hoof and rubbing her clit at a furious pace. Ace moaned loudly as well, grabbing her haunches and thrusting upwards into her, meeting her bounces halfway. "Pound me hard and pound me quick, ravage my cunt with your big hard dick!" she yelled out in ecstasy in between her moans. Ace moaned and panted as he forced her onto her back, thrusting harder into her. She yelled and moaned louder, her voice growing in pitch everytime he slammed into her. Ace could feel the buildup in his loins and tried to force out, "Zecora... I'm gonna... Cum..." he said in between pants and moans. Zecora wrapped her forelegs around his neck and yelled, "Release your seed into me hard and make me yours my rugged bard!" Ace did as she said and thrusted one final time, releasing a large load into her marehood, a lot of it leaking out of her in large quantity and coating the bed sheets beneath them. The two were sweaty, breathless, and at the same time physically and mentally exhausted. Ace fell on his back, pulling out of Zecora and panting heavily as the zebra crawled next to him and held him close to her, barely reaching his chest as she whispered, "So much fun, who'd have thunk? And even when I am not fully drunk..." she giggled and cuddled up to the large, sleeping stallion, falling into a deep, happy slumber.