"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon . She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both sun and moon and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since!" Twilight read.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO READ THAT FUCKING BOOK!!" Somepony yelled from the background.
"WHY? Who's there?" Twilight asked.
"Oh, sorry. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Jason Alexander Cider! You can call me Jason!" Twilight gave Jason a blank exasperation.
"Well, Mr. Cider, I really don't think of this a bit civilized! Why did you yell at me and told that I always read the story of the Elements of Harmon...wait a second...elements of Harmony? I know I herd of them before!" Twilight looks at Jason and stands up, "If you pardon me, I have to...study!" she ran off.
"Damn! There must be something really important if she needs to go STUDY! It must be a mare thing...I don't know."
"HEY TWILIGHT!" Quick-Bolt yelled.
"Oh, hay honey! Why do you need me?" Quick-Bolt gave his veryspecialsomepony a kiss and a hug.
"Two things, one Why were you talking to...JASON!?" Quick-Bolt stared back at Jason, " and two, you got a letter from the princess. She wants you to go to Ponyville with Spike!"
"Why does the princess want me to go to Ponyville? I'm still under her as her pupil."
"Yeah babe, she wants you to check out the thousandth summer-sun Celebration...or some shit like that I don't know! The princess wasn't very clear with her letter."
"What does the letter say?"
"Dear Twilight Sparkle; I need you to go to Ponyville, there is something you need to look at there. Oh, and don't worry, Night Mare Moon will not come back from her sentence trying to kill everypony in Equestria! Well, have fun, Love Princess Celestia!"
"OH MY GOD! She wasn't at all clear in the letter, wait NIGHT MARE MOON IS GOING TO KILL EVERYPONY IN EQUESTRIA!"
"No Twilight, she said that Night Mare Moon isn't going to kill everypony in Equestria! Man, you really need to listen when ponies talk! If you don't, you sound like an..." Jason was interrupted.
"You better think of what's going to happen next," there was bit of a pause. Jason thought long and hard, but it just hurt his head the more he thought.
"It makes you sound like an idiot. Come at me Q-B!" Quick-Bolt winded his hoof back, and hit Jason straight in the face!
"NEVER CALL TWILIGHT AN IDIOT YOU DODO!"
"DON'T CALL ME THINGS I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING TO! Oh, and I said LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT! You bumble-faggot!" Jason walked off and Quick-Bolt noticed that Twilight is gone.
"The Elements of Harmony...now I know I herd them before! But where?" Jason looked as the mare fled.
"She must have been late for somethin', I don't know," Quick-Bolt hits Jason in the face.
"SHUT UP JASON! Oh god, you get more ignorant the more you age!"
"Yo Quick-Bolt! I have somethin' important...you might like!"
"What Jason?"
"I'm girting married! The mare wants me to go live with her so, Imma gonna pack my bags and head out!" Jason runs
"that's Nice and all but..." Jason's no longer in sight, "WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE! Dumb ass!" Quick-Bolt Follows Jason.
Twilight opens the door to her study,hitting Spike in the process! "Spike. Siiike....SPIKE!"
"I'm down here Twilight! The door kind of gave me a concussion! It hurt like....well, anything that would hurt!"
"SPIKE! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO GET INJURED! NOW, were is that book of Predictions and Prophecies.
"How about i got you some poised TEA!" Spike whispered.
"What was that Spike?" Twilight asked.
"NOTHING!" Twilight starts levitating books twords her self
"No, no, no... no, no, no!" she lets off a grunt, "SPIKE!"
"It's over here!" twilight Uses magic and he falls on his face. Twilight reads the cover of the book.
"Ah!" She trots off.
"ASSHOLE!" Spike yelled.
"Ah! Elements, Elements, E, E, E... Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?"
"Mare in the Moon? But that's just an old ponies' tale," Spike was putting some books books back but in Twilight's hurry to the next book, knocked him over, "you can watch were you are going!" she started reading a new book.
"Mare, mare... aha! The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal!" She let out a loud gasp, "Spike! Do you know what this means?"
"You won't shut up for ten minutes!" Twilight kicks the ladder.
"Take a note please, to the Princess."
"Fine, wasn't like I wasn't DOING ANYTHING!"
"Good! My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!"
"Hold your horses! Preci... preci... "
"Threshold." Spike stares at Twilight, "Uh, brink?"
"I'm a BABY dragon, remember?"
"Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen!" Spike continues to write "For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
"Twiilllight....Sparrrkle! GOT IT!"
"Great! Now send it!"
"Now?"
"Of course!"
"For a smart mare, that's a really dumb idea! Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow."
"hat's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away! "
"Do you want me to write that down to?"
"NO!" Spike flies back, hitting a couch.
"Fine, fine! Just stop yelling!" Spike sends the letter, "but don't count on it!"
"Oh, I'm not worried, Spike. The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor she's never once doubted me," spike receives a letter, "See? I knew she would want to take immediate action."
"My dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely, but didn't I tell you that she WASN'T COMING BACK! Now, stop wasting your time and go to Ponyville NOW!"
"WHAT!"
"Oh, it says..."
"I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS!"
"Than why did you ask?"
"LET'S GO!"
Spike laughs while reading the rest of the letter, "'My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!' like that's ever going to happen!"
"SPIKE!" Twilight Yelled.
"Yeah Twilight?" Spike asked.
"Shut Up!" Twilight yelled
"Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy?" Spike points on the letter.
"Yes, yes it does. You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return."
"You know Princess Celestia doesn't like it when you say that she's wrong and you're right Twilight."
"Spike!"
"Yeah Twilight?"
"Shut Up!"
"Then... when will you make friends, like the Princess said?"
"She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends!" The carriage lands, and they get off, "Thank you, sirs."
"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about. Come on, Twilight, just try" A pink pony walks up and stares at Twilight.
"uhh...Hello?" The Pink pony gasped and ran, "Well, that was interesting all right."
"But that's one crazy bitch!"
"That's true!" Twilight sighs, "Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist. Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres!" They arrive at a farm.
"Yeehaw!" Somepony yelled.
"Let's get this over with!" She meets up with the head of the apple farm, "Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle--"
"Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!" Applejack yelled.
"Friends? Actually, I--"
"So, what can I do you for?"
"Shut up is one!" Twilight whispered!
"What was that?" Applejack asked.
" I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food?"
"We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?"
"Sure...as...sugar?"
"That's what Ah said!"
"As long as it doesn't take too long..." Twilight hears the sound of a Triangle Ring.
"Soup's on, everypony!" a huge rush of ponies run out of her barn and house, "Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?"
"Thanks, but I really need to hurry--"
"This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp," Applejack takes a big breath in,"Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and, Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests!" a really old pony gets off of a rocking chair.
"Wha..? Soup's on? I'm up, here I come, ahm comin'..."
"WOW! She's so old she probably founded Ponyville!" Spike whispered to Twilight.
"Why, Ah'd say you're already part of the family!" Twilight gets surprised and spits some food out. She glances at Spike and gives a nervous smile.
"Okay, well, I can see the food situation is handled, so we'll be on our way," Twilight starts to whisper to Spike, "Let's get the fuck out of here!" Before she was able to run, she was stopped by a little filly about 9-years-old.
"Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?" The sweet filly said.
"Sorry, but we have an awful lot to do? We can't waste more time here!"
"AWWW" The entire Apple Family sighed.
"FINE!" Twilight bothered.
"YEAH!" The entire Apple Family yelled!
Twilight has a large stomach from eating allot of food, " Food's all taken care of, next is weather Fatass!
"Spike, what did I tell you back in Canterlot?" Twilight asked.
"Shut up?" Spike asked.
"Shut up!" Twilight yelled.
"Hmm, there's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds."
"Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?" Twilight was hit on the side by something going to fast to see.
"Uh, 'scuse me?" She gives a sheepish laugh, "Lemme help you." She flies off to get a cloud and comes back. She jumps on it a couple of times to get some mud off of Twilight. It worked, besides the fact that she is now soaking wet, "Oops, I guess I overdid it. Um, uh, how about this?" She causes a tornado around Twilight, "My very own patented Rain-Blow Dry! No no. Don't thank me. You're quite welcome." She takes a look at Twilight and starts to laugh.
"What? What's so funny?" She looked at a pond and saw her messed up mane, " Let me guess. You're Rainbow Dash."
"The one and only. Why, you heard of me?"
"The only thing that I heard, is that you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear," she lets off a sigh, "I'm Twilight Sparkle, and the Princess sent me to check on the weather."
"Yeah, yeah, that'll be a snap. I'll do it in a jiffy. Just as soon as I'm done practicing!"
"Practicing for what?"
"The Wonderboltz! They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!"
"The Wonderboltz?"
"Yep!"
"The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?"
"That's them!"
"Pfft! Like they would want a mare that can't even clear the clouds for one day."
"Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat."
"Bullshit!"
"Fine, lets make a deal! If I do clear the sky in ten seconds, than you have to buy me diner for the next three weeks!"
"Deal!" That was Rainbow Dash's signal to start. She took off as a flying bullet hitting all the clouds in the sky. Her time was ten seconds. She landed on the ground panting.
"THERE! Ten Seconds Flat! Guess like I'm getting diner tonight huh Twilight" She notices that Twilight wasn't there, "Twilight? That little bitch skipped out on me! I'm gonna fucking KILL HER!"
Twilight is running. She doesn't want to be caught by Rainbow Dash. "She was fast! No way am I paying for someponies dinner for three weeks! Screw that!" Twilight said, trying to explain her cowerdness.
"She did mess up your mane! But still, that was a humongous Bitch move!" Spike bothered.
"Spike,"
"Shut Up?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Next is a mare named Rarity! Huh, that's a very stupid name!" Spike and Twilight enters the door. Spike notices the beautiful mare messing with some ribbon, "She's the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen!"
"Are you Rarity?" Twilight asked.
"Just a moment, please! I'm 'in the zone', as it were." she finds a sparkly piece of ribbon, "Oh, yes! Sparkle always does the trick, does it not? Why, Rarity, you are a talent," she turns to Twilight, "Now, um, how can I help yo--" she notices her hideous hair. "Oh my stars, darling! Whatever happened to your coiffure?!"
Twilight looks at her mane, "Oh, you mean my mane? Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!"
"Was it Rainbow Dash and her patented Rain-Blow Dry?"
"Y-Yes? How did you know?"
"It's a long story! Let's just say that it involves allot of Spaghetti sauce and allot of Bare Traps!"
"Wh-What!?" Spike and Twilight yelled in unison.
"Nothing Well, anyways lets fix your hair!" she starts messing up her hair. " Too green," she messes with it again, "Too yellow," she messes with her hair again, "Too poofy" she messes with her hair again , "Not poofy enough." she messes with her hair again , "Too frilly.." she messes with her hair again , " Too... shiny. ." she messes with her hair again , "Now go on, my dear. You were telling me where you're from."
"No I wasn't!"
"Well, now you can tell me darling!"
"I've... been sent... from Canterlot... to--"
"Canterlot?! Oh, I am so envious! The glamor, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I... Emeralds?! What was I thinking? Let me get you some rubies!" She runs off and Twilight whispers to Spike.
"Lets get the FUCK out of here!" Spike didn't want to leave
"AH! One pony! I want to meet one pony that's not batshit crazy!" Twilight yelled. She heard the sounds of beautiful music.
"Oh my. Um, stop please, everyone," she goes to a single bird "umm. Excuse me, sir? I mean, no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A-one, a-two, a-one two three-" Fluttershy said kindly.
"Whats up?"
"WHATTHEFUCK!" Flutter shy yelped quickly. The birds got scared and flew off quickly.
"Oh that's my bad! I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful!" she pauses for a second, " I'm Twilight Sparkle, whats your name?"
"I-I'm...fluttershy," she said quietly.
"I'm sorry, what was that?"
"Um... My name is Fluttershy." she whispered.
"Didn't quite catch that!" she started to cry, "OH FUCK I didn't mean for you to cry! See Spike, you ruin Everything!" Fluttershy looks up and sees a baby dragon.
"A baby dragon!" She pushes Twilight out of the way, " Oh, I've never seen a baby dragon before. He's sooo cute!"
"Well, well, well...!" Spike boasted!
"Oh my, he talks. I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful I, I just don't even know what to say!"
"Yeah he talks! A little to much. He wont shut the fuck up!"
"Wait, wait! What's his name?"
"I'm Spike." Spike said.
" Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy. Wow, a talking dragon! And what do dragons talk about?"
"Well, what do you wanna know?"
"Absolutely everything!" Spike crawled on top of Twilight's back and they started to walk.
"Well... I started out as a cute little purple and green egg..." FIVE HOURS LATTER "...and that's the story of my whole entire life! Well, up until today. Do you wanna hear about today?"
"Oh, yes, please!" Fluttershy pleaded.
"Well..."
"Hey, look over there!" Fluttershy turned her head and Twilight hit Spike.
"Is he sleeping?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yeah, usually blood force trauma would do that!" Twilight explained.
"What did you say?"
"I said...yeah, he's a baby dragon after all! He's gonna be sleeping allot!" Twilight said nervously!
"Oh okay than. Poor baby! He had SOOO much energy! I wonder what tired him out?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight grew a nervous grin.
: " I am so sorry, how did we get here so fast? This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and my poor baby dragon needs his sleep."
"OH! Well I don't want to wake hi--"
"That was a jerk move Twilight!" Spike said rubbing his head.
"What did that big, ol' meenie do to you?"
"She hit me in the back of the head! It's okay though, she hits me all the time!"
"Oh that's horrible! She should get arrested!"
"Only if he was a pet! But he's not, he's an assistant! Not a pet." Twilight interjected.
"That only makes my point..." Twilight slammed a door to the library.
Twilight pushed up against the door in a surprisingly dark room. She gave a sigh of relive before checking for a peephole to see if Fluttershy was still hanging around the back.
“Thank god! Flutter-something isn’t hanging out around front!” Twilight sighed.
“You didn’t have to do that Twilight; she was the only pony that was nice to me since…” Spike was interrupted.
“We shall never speak of her again Spike! Never fucking EVER Spike!” Twilight hit Spike again in the back of the head. The lights were thrown on.
“SURPRISE!!!” They see the injured dragon cub knocked out on the floor and SLOWLY turned off the lights.
THREE HOURES LATTER!
“WOW! This party is off the chain!” The pink, annoying pony yelled in other ponies faces.
“But daddy you promised!” A light purple filly yelled, pushing up against a light brown familiar pony.
“I’m sorry Shimmer but you can’t have any cider! Not until you’re twelve!” The black maned pony bossed. This familiar pony looked at Twilight and gave a slight smirk.
“I see you are telling your daughter that she can’t have cider until she turns twelve, am I right?” Twilight asked.
“You’re Twilight, Twilight Sparkle Right?”
“Yeah, and who are you?” The pony started to laugh.
“You don’t remember me do you?”
“No, should I?”
“I am the pony you met in Canterlot! I was the one that Quick-Bolt hates.”
“I still don’t remember you!”
“I am ‘THE GREAT AND SEXY’ JASON ALEXANDER CIDER! Umm…ya’ll can call me Jason!” Jason yelled at the top of his lungs.
“Well Mr. Cider! The drinking age for ponies is thirteen, not twelve! So, I’m gonna have to call social services on you.”
“Really animal beater, you’re gonna call social services on ME? Why don’t I call humane society on you! You do seem to like to beat this poor thing! He’s just an annoying, little baby dragon!” Twilight couldn’t speak. She stood there with her mouth wide open, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” Jason walks off and the pink pony grabs Twilight.
“Isn’t this party just the best thing that has ever happened in the history of awesome fucking parties?” The pink pony asked.
“Before that last part, yeah, it was actually bad ass!” The pink pony inhaled really hard, “wait, I know yo—“
“SUCH LANGUAGE, and in front of CHILDREN no less!!!” Twilight got confused, “I’m just messing with ya! My names Pinkamina Diane Pie! You can call me Pinkie or Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie Pie joked.
“Cool! I’ll be sure to remember that!” Twilight nodded her head and here comes a shy figure, Fluttershy.
“Hay…Twilight, beat any dragons lately?” Fluttershy gave a big frown.
“HA! That was really funny!” Jason yelled far away from them.
“SHUT UP JASON! It seems like I’m gonna say that allot!” Jason looks angrily at Twilight and runs over.
“And I would like to let you know…”
“Your daughter is getting into the apple cider!”
“Damnit Shimmer! I told you not until tomorrow!” Jason yelled, chasing after the young filly.
“I thought you said next year? You know, when she’s twelve!” Twilight yelled.
“She turns twelve tomorrow! You dumb bitch!” Jason yelled back.
“OHHHH! BURN!” The crowd yelled. Twilight used the distraction to slip away to the big microphone she’s been eyeing for a while.
“Excuse me?” Twilight asked. “Excuse me?” no one answered. Twilight had lost her nerves, “EXCUSE ME?!”
“Yes Vicky?” Pinkie and Jason yelled in unison. The ponies in the audience stared at those two.
“The party is over! Now, I want you two to silently and quietly, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!” Twilight yelled.
“This isn’t a house, it’s a library!” Jason corrected.
“Same thing,” Twilight yelled, “and that’s not quietly Mr. Cider!”
“She told you off Jason!” Pinkie Pie gloated.
“Shut up! That’s not quiet either Pinkamina!” Pinkie gave Jason a dazed look.
“The fuck you call me Jason!?” Jason gave a sly smirk. The ponies leave one by one. When they all were gone she fell on her back.
“I thought they were never going to fucking leave!” Twilight said. She got back on her hoofs.
“What are you going to do now since everypony is no longer standing right here?” Spike asked.
“I’m going to fucking sleep! I needed to relax since Rainbow Bitch!” Twilight went to her bedroom…that she knew where it was apparently.
THE NEXT DAY!!
“Now Welcome, the greatest pony that has ever lived, The Great and Sexy JASON CIDER!” Jason announced as he walked into the building. Some ponies cheered and someponies gave him a weird glance.
“YOU SUCK!” Quick-Bolt yelled from the crowd.
“Let me copy not so great, and the not so sexy Quick-Bolt, ‘Fuck you Jason!’” Jason waited for a second, “wait a second. Oh fuck, I made fun of myself.”
“YES YOU DID JASON! IT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK!” Quick-Bolt yelled.
“Now, we pardon that…interruption to introduce you to the Princess of Equestria, Princess CELESTIA!” Mayor Mare yelled waiting for Princess Celestia to walk through the door. Nothing happened. “Uh hum, I said, ‘introduce you to the Princess of Equestria, Princess CELESTIA!’” Nothing happened, “can somepony make sure she’s still here!”
“Uhh…yes ma’am!” Rarity yelled after running inside big purple curtains.
“What happens if Princess Celestia isn’t here? What’s going to happen?” Somepony is the crowd asked.
“I-I don’t know!” Somepony replied. Jason pulls out a lawn chair and laid in it.
“What are you doing retard?” Quick-Bolt asked.
“I’m keeping cool in the obvious foreshadowing! The Princess isn’t here!” Jason lets out a sly smile. “She’s not back here!” Rarity yelled. The entire crowd took a sharp breath in. Jason laughs.
“Pick up the phone motherfuckers!” Jason yelled.
“Why is that Jason?” Twilight asked.
“’Cause I fucking called it!” Jason yelled. Some ponies looked at him and laughed, even Twilight, “AH yes! I finally did it, I made Twilight laugh!” Jason stood up “Fuck yall I’m going home!” Jason left.
“Let’s hope we never seeing him again!” Quick-Bolt jokes. A purple smog rises around the top were Princess Celestia is supposed to be.
“Mau ha ha, I am Night Mare Moon!” Night Mare Moon yelled.
“Well we’re fucked!” Spike yelled.
“Next time on My Little Pony: Friendship is Embarrassing! Jason gets a little more magic than needed to rescue the world and our heroes find the true meaning of…” Quick-Bolt sequenced.
“Hold your horses bro! We don’t want to ruin everything! See you next time on My Little Pony: Friendship is Embarrassing!!” Jason yelled.
“Last Time on My Little Pony: Friendship is Embarrassing! Like, A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED! You couldn’t go through two seconds without fucking SOMETHING HAPPONING! Okay, so this is what happened! Twilight was told to go to Ponyville with me, but she forgot my ass! Now, let’s skip to something important like the Summer Sun Celebration! Yeah Night Mare Bitch came and ruined the fucking party, she raped us! She raped us with her presences! My ass still hurts!” Jason yelled
“I’m sorry suge but that was the gayest thing you could ever say!” Applejack bothered. Jason pauses for a second.
“Did you just say suge? Is that what the fuck that you said?” Jason asked. Applejack looked at him angrily.
“Are you making fun of me?” she cracks her knuckles.
“Uhh…now, back to My Little Pony: Friendship is Embarrassing!”
“I AM NIGHT MARE MOON!” Night Mare Moon yelled. Jason started to laugh.
“NO SHIT?! I thought you were Princess Celestia!” Jason yelled. Rarity looked at him kind of confused.
“I’m a little confused Jason, how are you standing right there? I thought that you left,” Jason got little angry.
“FUCK YOU THAT’S HOW! You guys aren’t supposed to point out plot holes!”
“Any ways, you PONIES are now mine to control! I WILL HAVE OBIDIANCE! So, you are able for a way to get me to stop! A battle for the right for allegiance…but if you lose, you die!” Night mare Moon ordered. Spike was a little scared. “I will show my strength! Come here Dragon!” Spike gets levitated towards the dark mistress.
“L-LET GO OF ME!” Night Mare Moon starts to laugh.
“If I let you go, how am I going to prove my strength?” Her horn glows black. Spike starts to scream, but after a few seconds, nothing. She drops Spike and he hits the ground.
“Wh-what did you do to him?” Twilight asked checking on Spike. Night Mare Moon just laughed even more seeing her pain.
“I didn’t kill him if that’s what you’re asking, but I could of very easily! That was just an example of my strength, HAHA! I WILL HAVE OBIDIANCE!” Night Mare Moon yelled.
“I challenge you Night Mare Moon, on the dispute of you almost killing Spike!” Twilight looked at Jason and gave a slight smile.
“Jason, I appreciate that you would sacrifice yourself to revenge Spike if somepony would kill him but…” Twilight was interrupted.
“Twilight be quiet, the big ponies are talking!” Jason stared at Twilight but then quickly turned to Night Mare Moon, “so, do you accept?”
“You must be kidding me! You’re kidding me, right?” Jason dug his hoof at the ground.
“COME AT ME BRO!” Night Mare Moon teleported to the ground, ponies started to clear out, “Get out!”
“But Jason, you possibly don’t think that you can take her on by yourself!” Quick-Bolt bothered. Jason started to laugh.
“NOPE! I know I’m gonna lose! So please…run!”
“We’re not going to leave you Jason!” Rainbow Dash yelled.
“Well than!” Jason’s horn glows a dark black color. The magic covers his friends.
“JASON!” They get teleported away, “FUCK, why did he have to sacrifice himself for us!?” Rarity cried. Quick-Bolt patted her on the back.
“He wouldn't want us to cry for him,” Quick-Bolt eased Rarity. She got up and got pissed.
“The next time I see her I’m going to kill her! YOU HEAR ME BITCH! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” Rainbow scream.
“Even if we see her again, ah don’t think we’re tough enough to defeat an evil persona of an old Princess that’s no longer with us,” Applejack added, Rainbow got sadder.
“What are we gonna do then? We can’t let Jason die in vain!” Twilight started to think.
“You’re right, and I have an idea!” Twilight starts walking back to the library, “fallow me!”
“Are you going to tell us?” Rarity asked.
“You’ll see when we get there!” Twilight starts walking.
“I think she’s a spy…are you a spy?’ Rain bow asked. Twilight looked at her disappointed. She than shook her off as a small annoyance, “it was a legitimate question!
“Okay, we fallowed you twenty miles to the library, what do you want?” Twilight teleported to the top of the bookshelf and back.
“This is what I wanted to tell you!” Twilight answered.
“How far can you teleport?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“About a total of… forty five miles…why do you want to know?” Rainbow looks angrily at her for a second.
“I’m going to fucking KILL YOU!” Rainbow Dash jumped towards her before getting blasted by magic.
“Yeah…I think I should have warned you that I’m WAY stronger than you are,” Twilight laughed as she opened the book and started to read, “there is only one way to defeat Night Mare Moon, and that is to use the Elements of Harmony!”
“I know that they would be of use! I FRICKEN CALLED IT!” Twilight looks sad at the ground. She remembers Jason saying something like that.
“Jason doesn’t want us to be sad; he would want us to be happy!” Everypony cheered up…except Rainbow Dash and Rarity.
“I still don’t know how to live without Jason,” Rarity cried.
“HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!” Quick-Bolt yelled. Twilight looked at him surprised.
“You…never yelled at anyone but Jason before…are you okay Quick-Bolt?” Quick-Bolt looked Twilight. He then sighs her off as a small annoyance.
“Come on, we have business to take care of!”
The seven ponies walk aimlessly throughout the forest named the Everfree Forest. They approach a dead end.
“We’re don’t even know where we are going! We should just give up!” Fluttershy cried. Twilight didn't even know where they were.
“Maybe you’re right Fluttershy, we don’t know where we are going, and that means Jason died in vain!” Twilight let out some tears.
“NO! I’ll fly up and look around for the way to go! That seems to be the greatest idea we can come up with!” Rainbow Dash said with a little anger and glee. She flew down in a few seconds, “It looks like the only way to the old Castle is over there,” she points to a couple of pointed branches hanging by three or four trees.
“Well, looks like you five have this handled and if you excuse me, NOPE!” Fluttershy tries to run off but is stopped by a familiar face.
“Did I miss something?” Jason asked.
“JASON!” Everypony said in unison, everypony also hugged him while Jason looks confused.
“No, really, did I miss something?” Jason asked.
“I missed you Jason!” Rarity announced.
“I missed you to…slugger!”
“You don’t even know my name do you?
“Of course I know you…bro! We were in high school together…amigo!”
“It’s Rarity, my name is Rarity, Jason,” Jason laughed.
“I know Rarity, have you ever been in the Everfree Rarity? It’s fun to be in here Rarity!” Rarity sighed.
“Um...thanks a lot idiot! You scared everypony with your face!” Quick-Bolt nudged him, “tell anypony back home and I’ll KILL you, got it?” Jason laughs.
“Hey, hey, hey Quick-Bolt,” Jason annoys.
“What do you want Jason?” Quick-Bolt asked.
“Why is your wife still hugging me…along with Fluttershy? I thought she hatted me!” Fluttershy fixes herself.
“I-I do hate you Jason!” Fluttershy said scared.
“Mm hmm, that’s why you were Hugging me, right?” Jason has a big smile on his face.
“Shut up Jason!” The others stop hugging Jason and fill him in on the plan, which will ruin the plot of the story if I tell them to you right now.
“Did the writer of the story just go from third person omniscient to first person?” Pinkie said…she can also SHUT UP! Any ways, let’s skip ahead a few hours, “That’s what you’re good at!”
A FEW HOURS LATTER!
“Wow…we really skipped ahead a few hours,” Pinkie noticed as she thought that the Writer would lie to her. Jason starts to laugh.
“So you guys actually thought that I died huh?” Jason looks at Rainbow Dash and started to blush, “that’s a little flattering guys, did you miss me?”
“Phh NO! Why would we miss your gay ass?” Quick-Bolt lied.
“It’s good that you didn't die Darling, but I have a question, how did you survive against Night Mare Moon?” rarity asked. Jason gave a big smile.
“Oh, that’s a story to tell, you see, I’m now in the evil clutches of Night Mare bitch and then what happens is…” a purple smoke cuts down a tree and Jason is standing in front of it, “well SHIT!” the tree lands on Jason killing him.
“Oh come on Jason! Can you stand ten minutes before you get Yamchaed!” Quick-Bolt yelled.
“NOOOOO! JASON’S DEAD!” Rarity cried while Twilight rolled her eyes.
“Get out of the way, I learned a spell named the ‘Back to Life Spell,’ at the library, I thought it would be a waste but, he’s the Yamcha of the group,” the group moved and Twilight started to use her magic. A purple aura surrounded Jason. His eyes opened as he pushes the tree off. "That's weird, the book said the spell would take at least five minutes...I must be a better spell caster than I know!"
“OUCH! That hurt like a son of a BITCH!”
“Now to take the spell off,” Twilight tries but nothing happened, “well that’s weird; the Princess said that the sky would lighten…why is it not lightened?”
“I don’t know but if you excuse me,” Jason turns into sharp branches, stabbing himself in the brain, “OUCH!” Jason doesn’t die, “This doesn't tickle you guys…I need help…anypony?” ponies stare at him in awe.
“That should have killed him! He isn't dead! That’s not scientifically possible!” Twilight barely said.
“I-I think I know what happened. His body ABSORBED the spell, every time something should kill him, he just gets brought back to life!” Fluttershy added.
“Well at least we don’t have to find the Dragon Balls right?” Quick-Bolt joked. Jason got a little mad.
“Bitch you’re just jealous of my Super Sayin Swagger!” Jason said with a smile. Twilight actually laughed as well.
“Maybe with enough power Jason, you’ll become a Super Sayin, but you’re the Yamcha of the group so…NO!”
“Shut up, you’re the Balma…that means that you are more USELESS!” Jason waits for a second, “that means that you use to love me…gorse!
“Shut up Jason…and get that branch out of your forehead!”
“Why aren't you angry at us calling you Yamcha, Jason?” Rainbow Dash asked. Jason shrugged your shoulders.
“I really don’t hold any grudges. I was never able to stay angry at anypony… not even what them…any of they did,” Jason let a few tears roll down his face. Twilight was a little confused.
“Why won’t you forgive ‘them?’ Who’s ‘they?’” Jason stares at Twilight and shrugs his shoulders.
“’They,’ is referring to those Changelings! Five years ago, I was married and had a beautiful daughter. Both of their names were Shimmer.”
“I remember Shimmer! She was at the party, right?” Jason glances at Twilight.
“Yeah, she was. I also took her to Fluttershy’s, she likes her animals, well, and one day I pissed off the WRONG ponies. These Radio announcers asked for my appearance on their Late Night Show.” Jason glances at Rainbow Dash, “I meet her there!”
“Yeah, I remember that, what else happened?” Rainbow asked.
“They asked me, ‘What do you think of Changelings?’ and I said, ‘I think anything that won’t fight you without using a disguise are cowards!’ They didn't appreciate that. Well, when I made it home, I had a bad surprise! The queen of the changelings was waiting for me…with a hostage, MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER! She told me that I choose who dies…I didn’t choose…but she did! Queen bitchy took my wife’s life…right in front of me and my daughter!”
“Oh my god!” Twilight said surprised, “That’s terrible!”
“I wasn't able to do anything! My heart was stabbed by the knife…and then I passed out! I woke up a few seconds later before my daughter was killed, and something…TOOK ME OVER! I didn't understand, not back then, not now. It was like a demon or something, he called himself Azreal Dizaster! He killed most of them…but Queen Bitch. I almost killed my daughter if it wasn't for the light inside me…stopped me! Purified me!”
“And you still have forgiven them! They killed the ones you loved, I wouldn't have forgiven them,” Fluttershy added.
“The worst part, I still feel bad for killing those Changelings...I feel worse every time I think about It!” Jason started to cry softly.
“I…I’m sorry Jason! We didn't know that you had such a bad backro…” Twilight starts to think, “wait, what does he call himself?”
“Azreal Dizaster, why is that bad?” Twilight started to think.
“I don’t like it when people fuck with me Jason!” Twilight started laughing, “Azreal Dizaster has been dead for three hundred years!”
“What the fuck EVER!" Jason yelled
The eight ponies were walking when that purple smoke hit the ground that they were walking on and caused an earth quake.
"I'm starting to hate the color purple now!" Jason said as the earth gave in, causing the ponies to slip down the mountain. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy on the other hand, wasn't effected by the sudden change.
"Fluttershy! Quick!" Rainbow Dash yelled.
"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness," Fluttershy tried to be fast, but wasn't going that fast. Twilight grabbed onto a branch that was hanging of the side of the mountain, almost falling off.
"Hold on! I'm a-comin'!" Applejack yelled before sliding down the mountain for help. She grabs her hoofs as to help her up.
"Applejack! What do I do?" Twilight asked. She tried to help herself up but couldn't. Applejack looked down and seen something.
"Let go!" Applejack yelled.
"Umm...you seem smart so I have one question to ask you, are you crazy?" Twilight asked in anger.
"No I ain't, I promise you'll be safe," Twilight looked scared.
"That's not true!" Twilight said in fear. Applejack looked a little offended.
"Now listen here, what I'm sayin' to you is the honest truth, let go, and you'll be safe," Twilight was scared, but she trusted Applejack. She let go and fell to her death.
The End
Nah I'm just kidding! Wouldn't that be messed up if THAT'S THE WAY IT ENDED! Trust fail...I'll get back to the story!
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy caught her in the nick of time. That part SUCKS! Anyways. the two ponies tried to lower her to the ground, but almost dropped her.
"Sorry girls. I'm not used to holding anything more than a bunny or two," Fluttershy said getting back her grip.
"AHHH! I'M DYING! IT'S TALKING OUR SOULS!" Jason yelled. Quick-Bolt slapped him at the back of his head.
"You've only been walking for ten miles! Grow a fucking pair of BALLS!" A huge animal growled, and Jason was nowhere to be seen, "you're a fucking coward Jason!"
"You guys can have fun with THAT thing, i ain't! Have fun motherfuckers!" Jason yelled.
"We've gotta get past him!" Twilight yelled. Twilight tried getting around it but got smacked away. Quick-Bolt dragged her away because he promised never to hurt an animal. Rarity ran up to it and kicked it in the FACE!
"Take that, you ruffian!" Rarity yelled. jason walks back over and gives her a high-hoof.
"Way to go Cinder-bitch!" Jason said messing up her hair. Rarity saw it and started to cry.
"MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" She ran offf, "I'm going to kill you for this Jason!"
"Oh my god I HAVE AN IDEA!" Jason yelled. Jason stands back and starts to scream. A yellow light surounds him and his hair glows blonde, "Fuck off beast! For I'm a SUPER SAIYAN!" Jason yelled with all of his might.
"Jason! This isn't physically impossible! You're not physically impossible...HOW is this physically possible?" Applejack stuttered. Jason calmly looked at twilight.
"Bitch, you're just jealous of my Super Saiyan Swagger!" Jason yelled. The weren't starring at him, more of the giant beast being tamed by a timed filly!
"Aw you're just a little ol' baby kitty, aren't you? Yes you are, yes you are," Fluttershy giggled. Jason just couldn't speak! Jason just stared at her...almost crying.
"B-BUT I'M A SUPER SAIYAN! I'M A SUPER SAIYAN!" Jason cried.
"Are you crying Jason?" Rarity asked.
"Are you still a virgin!" Jason yelled before stomping off...this is going to take a while. so!
Jason walks around angry, not talking. "Are you still angry Jason?" Twilight asked. Jason didn't answer. "Oh come on Jason don't be a panzy!" Twilight say a tree, a very SCARY tree. All were scared, except for Pinkie Pie, who was laughing.
"Bleh. Ooo!" Pinkie joked while making funny noises.
"Pinkie, what the fuck are you doing?! Run!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Oh girls, don't you see?" music started to play, "When I was a little filly and the sun was going down."
"Tell me she's not..." Twilight asked.
"The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown!" Pinkie sang.
"She is." Rarity said annoyed.
"I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I saw. But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all!"
"Than what--" Jason put his hand over her mouth.
"DON'T PUSH IT!" Jason yelled.
"She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears. You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh to make themdisappear.' Ha! Ha! Ha!" the scary face on one of the trees vanished. "So, giggle at the ghostly!Guffaw at the grossly! Crack up at the creepy! Whoop it up with the weepy! Chortle at the kooky!Snortle at the spooky! And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh...Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh!" Everypony falls to the flour laughing.
As the ponies were walking along the river bank, they see that the river moving vigorously. Pinkie looked at the dangerously fast rapids.
"Okay, how the fuck are we gonna cross this?" Pinkie moaned.
"What a world, what a world." A dragon cried.
"What the fucking fuck?" Jason added. The dragon looked at Jason angrily.
"What ever you tacky little unicorn! You call that mess on your head a mane?" The Dragon got Jason ANGRY!
"Imma kill that little faggot ass Dragon!" Jason yelled.
"No offense Jason...but your mane is quite ragged," Rarity added.
"Of course my hair is ragged, it's short and spiky...just the way I like it!" Fluttershy ignored Jason.
"What's your name?" Fluttershy asked.
"My name is Steven Magnet and I am the unluckiest dragon EVER!" Steven Magnet cried even more.
"What happened?" Rarity asked.
"Well, I don't know. I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke just whisked past me and tore half of my beloved mustache clean off, and now I look simply horrid." Steven Magnet wails some more.
"Oh, give me a break." Rainbow Dash sighed.
"Look you faggot bitch, you are a DRAGON! So fucking act like one!" Jason yelled.Steven Magnet was still crying.
"That's what all the fuss is about?" Applejack added.
"Why, of course it is. How can you be so insensitive? Oh, just look at him. Such lovely luminescent scales." Rarity pointed out. Steven Magnet smiled.
"I know!" Steven Magnet said with a smile on his face.
"And your expertly coiffed mane." Rarity added.
"Oh, I know, I know." Steven Magnet smiled.
"Your fabulous manicure." Steven Magnet gasped.
"It's so true!"
"All ruined without your beautiful mustache." Steven Magnet started crying again.
"It's true, I'm HIDEOUS!"
"I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected." Rarity grabbed one of his scales.
"AH fuck yeah! Kill that faggot mother fucker so we can go on with the mission!" Jason yelled.
"NO! Please don't kill me!" Rarity lifted up the scale...and quickly...CUT HER OWN TAIL OFF! Steven passed out.
"There you go handsome!" Rarity said as she attached the tail to his face, completing his mustache.
"Oh-hohohoho! My mustache. How wonderful."
" Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail..." Twilight pointed out sadly.
"Oh. It's fine, my dear. Short tails are in this season. Besides, it'll grow back." Rarity said with a smile.
"So would the faggot's mustache." Rainbow Dash whispered to Applejack.
"Let's just cross alread--" Jason was lifted off the flour of the river by Steven.
"Allow me!" He said happily as the group jumps to the other side of the river.
"There it is, the ruin that holds The Elements of Harmony. We made it!" Twilight yelled before running towards the castle,
"Twilight, wait for us!" Apple Jack yelled.
"We're almost there. Whoa!" Twilight almost fell off a cliff because the bridge was out.
"What's with you and falling off cliffs today?" Rainbow asked.
"What's with me always having to look at your face!" Twilight yelled.
"Now what?" Pinkie Pie asked. Rainbow Dash showed her wings.
"Duh." Rainbow said annoyed.
"Oh yeah." Rainbow Dash spread her wings and in a few seconds, she flew in the sky and dashed into the pit. After a few seconds she flew back up with the other part of the bridge in her mouth. She soon landed on the other side of the out bridge.
" Rainbow.." An unknown voice called from the darkness alerting Rainbow Dash.
" Who's there?" Rainbow asked.
" Rainbow.." The voice called out again.
" I ain't scared of you! I'll kick all yall asses!" Rainbow said punching in the air. A black pony with a blue uniform ran out into view with two others fallowing.
" We've been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the best flyer in Equestria." The leader says. Rainbow Dash raises an eyebrow.
"Me?" Rainbow asked. The leader pony got a little angry.
"No, Jason!" She said sarcastically.
"But Jason can't fly?" Rainbow said.
"You're the best the best flyer in Equestria!" Rainbow smiles.
"Really?! I mean... Oh yeah, me. Hey, uh, you wouldn't mind telling the Wonderbolts that, would ya? 'cause I've been trying to get into that group for like, ever." rainbow asked.
"No, Rainbow Dash. We want you to join us, The Shadowbolts. We're the greatest aerial team in the Everfree Forest, and soon we will be the greatest in all Equestria, but first, we need a captain. The most magnificent-" The Shadowbolts smiled.
"Yep." Rainbow said.
"Swiftest!" The Shadowbolt added.
"Yes!"
"Bravest flyer in all the land."
"Yes," Rainbow Dash chuckles, "it's all true."
"We need... you." The shadow bolts smiled evilly.
"WOOHOO! Sign me up. Just let me tie this bridge real quick and then we have a deal." Rainbow turns back to the bridge.
"No! It's THEM or US." Rainbow Dash stopped and started to think.
"Yo Rainbow Bitch, are you done over there yet? I thought you were fast!" Jason yelled as he seen the Shadowbolts. "Who in gods name are those faggots?" Jason asked. Twilight looked over and spotted them.
"Oh no. Rainbow! Don't listen to them." Twilight yelled. The Shadowbolt get's angry and blocks them out with a black fog. "Damn it, I can't see what's going on!"
"Well?" The Shadowbolt asked.
"You... Thank you! For the offer, I mean, but I'm afraid I have to say no." The Shadowbolts get angry. She fixes the bridge and takes off. She lands next to Twilight. "See? I'd never leave my friends hangin'." Rainbow said. Jason smiles.
They start to move across the bridge, but Twilight stops.
"Whoa. Come on, Twilight. Isn't this what you've been waitin' for?" Applejack asked. Twilight inhales and continues across the bridge.
Twilight jumps for joy as she sees the elements on the alter. " The Elements of Harmony, we've found them." Her friends start to move the elements, "Careful, careful!" Twilight said.
"One, two, three, four, five, six...There's only seven!" Pinkie Pie noticed.
"Where's the eighth?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"You best not be tllin' me that we've traveled all this way just to fail?" Jason asked. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie cries.
"That's Bullshit!" Quick-Bolt yells.
"The book said: when the seven are present, a spark will cause the eighth Element to be revealed." Twilight remembered.
"What in the hay is that supposed to mean?" Applejack asked.
"I'm not sure, but I have an idea. Stand back. I don't know what will happen." Twilight ordered and the other ponies listened. Twilight tries to concentrate.
"Don't fuck up!" Jason yelled braking Twilight's concentration. She looks back at Jason then tries again. "Cause if you do, we're all fucked!" Twilight gets in Jason's face looking like she wants to tare his head off.
"Come on now, y'all. She needs to concentrate." All but Twilight leaves and Twilight starts to concentrate.
"NO PRESSURE!" Jason yells from down the stairs. Quick-Bolt knocks him upside the head. "OW! What did I do?" Twilight laughs a bit.
Twilight concentrates as a purple magic covers the elements but then a vortex covered the elements. Twilight, not sure what was happening, jumped into the vortex.
The ponies were talking over each other. Looking for Twilight.
"HAHAHA! I have the elements Twilight. What are you going to do about it?" Night Mare Moon asked as she grows a cocky smile. Twilight gets angry and get in attack position. Night Mare Moon laughed.
"You're kidding. You're kidding, right?" Night Mare Moon asked. Twilight charged. Night Mare Moon charged as well but before they impacted Twilight teleported to the elements.
"Just one spark. Come on, come on." Twilight's Magic caused a spark. "AH HA!" twilight exclaimed.
"No, no!" Night Mare Moon yelled but nothing happened.
"But... where's the eighth Element?!" Twilight asked. Night Mare Moon teleported over and destroyed the elements.
"You little foal! Thinking you could defeat me? Now you will never see your princess, or your sun! The night will last forever!" Night Mare Moon laughed.
"Don't worry, we'll be there" Applejack added. Twilight has a spark in her eyes as she gains a heroic smile. All of her friends and Jason arrive.
"You think you can destroy The Elements of Harmony just like that? Well, you're wrong, because the spirits of The Elements of Harmony are right here." Night Mare Moon looks lost.
"Okay, what?" she asked.
"Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of...honesty!" Applejack is lifted in the air and the element of honesty appears around her neck. "Jason who not only forgave the people that killed his family, but felt sorry for them represents the Spirit off...Forgiveness!" Jason is lifted in the air and the element of forgiveness appears around his neck. "Pinkie Pie, who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of...Laughter!" Pinkie Pie is lifted in the air and the element of Laughter appears around her neck. "Quick-Bolt, by not killing the most ANNOYING FUCKING PONY IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING EVER! Represents the spirit of...Respect" Quick-Bolt is lifted in the air and the elements of Respect appears around his neck. "Rarity, who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift represents the spirit of...generosity!" Rarity is lifted in the air and the element of generosity appears around her neck. "And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart's desire represents the spirit of...loyalty!" Rainbow Dash is lifted in the air and the element of loyalty appears around her neck. "The spirits of these seven ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us."
"You still don't have the eighth Element! The spark didn't work!" Night Mare Moon yelled in anger.
"But it did! A different kind of spark. I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was," Twilight turned to her friends, "to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all... are my friends!" Twilight turned back to Night Mare Moon.
"Wait, I'm your friend?" Jason asked.
"Don't ruin the moment Jason!" Quick-Bolt yelled
" You see, Nightmare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the... the spark, that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth element: the element of... magic!" The element of magic appears as a crown on Twilight as she is lifted in the air as well.
"Nooo! Nooo!" The elements magic combined and a huge rainbow swirled around Night Mare Moon. "You may suppress me, BUT I WILL BE BACK!" A rainbow then erupted from the elements, slowly raising in the sky before crashing into Night Mare Moon. "I WILL BE BAAAAAAACK!" After what seemed like hours of screaming, the world laid silent. Not even the voices of birds could be herd. Twilight slowly lifts herself off the floor.
"Ugh, my head." twilight said in pain.
"What the FUCK just happened?" Jason screamed.
"Everypony okay?" Applejack asked.
"Oh, thank goodness." Rarity announces as she messes with her newly grown tail.
"Why Rarity, it's so lovely." Fluttershy added.
"I know! I'll never part with it again." Rarity said grasping her tail.
"No. Your necklace. It looks just like your cutie mark." Fluttershy points out.
"What? Ooh. So does yours." Rarity says as she points at Fluttershy's Element.
"Look at mine! Look at mine!" Pinkie Pie said bouncing Around.
"Aw yeah!" rainbow Dash exclaims. Jason notices his and puts his to his mouth.
"We thought we were done for, No light in sight. But then we defeated Night Mare Bitch with my good friend Twilight!" Jason raps with his element.
"Gee, Twilight! I thought you were just spoutin' a lot of hooey," Applejack said.
"Bitch!" Twilight added.
"But I reckon we really do represent the elements of friendship." Applejack hugs Twilight.
"Indeed you do." Princess Celestia added.
"OH! MY! FUCK!" Quick-Bolt exclaimed.
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight yelled before bowing.
"Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it." Princess Celestia hugs Twilight.
"But... you told me it was all an old pony tale?" Twilight asked. Princess Celestia let go.
"Yeah, what the duck?" Jason asked.
"I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart. Now if only another will as well. Princess Luna!" Princess Celestia looked over and saw her sister walking closer. "It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister."
"Wait a fucking second, Sister?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Will you accept my friendship?" Princess Celestia lifted her hoof.
"I'm so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister!" Princess Luna gave her bigger sister a hug.
"I've missed you, too!" Silence roamed over the lost family. Only to be broken by a crying pony. As she starts to think, she cheers back up.
"Hey, you know what this calls for?" Pinkie asked.
"Let me guess," Jason said.
The group are in Ponyville Square, "A party?" Jason asked.
"A part--Yes...thanks for ruining the surprise JASON!" Pinkie slaps Jason and walks away. Even though the day is won, Twilight is still upset.
"Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?" Princess Celestia asked.
"That's just it. Just when I learned how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them." Twilight sighed. Jason jumps in front of Twilight.
"Take me instead Princess! I will gladly--" Jason was interrupted.
"Shut up Jason." Princess Celestia said before turning to spike. "Spike, take a note, please. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings from her new home in Ponyville."
"Oh thank you, Princess Celestia! I'll study harder than ever before!" Twilight said in joy.
"The day might be yours Ponyville, but an even more dangerous journey faces you eight. Will you defeat the evil? Or will it be to late?" A mysterious voice echos from the darkness of the Everfree Forest.