> Equestria's Teleportation Scroll > by Tezi > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The Teleportation Scroll Tragedy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was regular match on the dota world. The Radiant and Dire were getting ready to spills some blood. The time hits to 00:00, the battle trumpet has been sounded. Everyone have bought they own starting items. The 5 from Radiant would be Rubick, playing as the support and the ganker. Sniper and Riki would be the Carry. While Furion (Nature's Prophet) being as the pusher, and Centaur Warruner as the tanker and nuker. And meanwhile the Dire had the following heroes. Faceless Void and Shadow Fiend is the Carry, Pudge is ganker and tanker. Warlock and Lion is the Support for each carry. Rubick as the captain on radiant order himself to middle, Sniper bottom with Furion jungling and Riki with Centaur Warruner on top. Eventually, Rubick got Pudge. Normally,if the Dire got Shadow Fiend and Pudge, Rubick would got Shadow Fiend. Time were passed and Pudge is Level 6. Pudge is trying to hook Rubick with his meat hook, but missed. Rubick instantly steal it. Rubick hooked Pudge after that. Pudge trying to escape because of tower hurting him, but can't. Rubick was activating telekinesis on him. Then, he fall from the telekinesis and can't escape because his hp is critical. "First Blood." Rubick spilled the first blood. "First Blood?! What is this? I came here to be tested!" Pudge respawned again he purchase a teleportation scroll. He saw the word "Equestria" instead of "Middle" "Bottom" or "Top". He shrugged and he teleported. Strange thing happen as he teleported. His hero picture was gray showing he was dead. Normally there is the number for the respawn time below the picture but now, no. It's just showing Skull and crossed bones. "In the name of Claszureme! Where does that huge meat lover go?! We can't win this if our tanker's gone!" The Faceless one said in the top of his lung as he surprised. "No idea." Lion said "Don't know" Warlock shrugged "Dunno" Shadow Fiend confused Suddenly there's Kardel Sharpeye, the Sniper. He was level 6 and ready to Assasinate his enemies with his ultimatum skill. He is ready and he saw Darkterror health was only a bit. "Easy as shooting gnats." The Bearded Trigger-Happy said as red huge crosshair was above the Faceless Void. *BOOM* "Time grinds *cough* even...mountains to dust." Darkterror the Faceless Void said as he met death. "Bullseye!" The Dwarfen Sniper said happily. He respawned back and bought the teleport scroll and look at the words on the scroll. "Hmmph. Equestria eh. I wonder what's that place is." He used it. "Oh wait. Equestria?! What kind of place is that?! DOES THAT STACK OF MEAT TELEPORTED TO THERE?!" He is trying to stop the scroll but can't. "Good game, good gam-" He teleported like Pudge does. "What the?! Now we only got 3 heroes! Master! I request a mercy from you! " Shadow Fiend said loudly. "I know, Nevermore. But, i think that Teleportation Scroll is the key to escape. We can't win this." replied. "Okay, let us back to the base with haste. Then, purchase a Scroll quickly." Lion requested. After that they went to the base and the same thing happened to Pudge and Darkterror happened to them too. The Radiant surprised because the rest of the Dire died permanently. "Oh my, what happened to them?" Rubick confused. "I don't know but, let's push and get back to home with Teleport Scroll. I can't go home with my Teleportation Spell. Because, my pets will be surprised and stress if they see me teleportating there. I haven't tell them about my spells. I afraid that my living trees will scare them." Furion explained why he didn't use his spell. They pushed and destroyed the Ancient. They used the Teleportation Scroll too and they teleported to the same place the Dire teleported to. "Uh...My head...Where am i?!" Pudge wake up and look around he saw a cottage and find the Radiant and Dire still fainted. He is starving and find a wolf wandering around in the forest. He hooked it and Dismembered it letting out a loud "AAAAH FRESH MEAT!" He ate it like a beast like 3 minutes and the Wolf turned to bones. He stand up and waking up the Dire,he doesn't know about the Radiant because he isn't a Radiant. "Oh, Pudge?...Where are we?" Warlock said. "It seems we are behind a wooden cottage. We better get there. It's too dangerous here, there's a forest behind us. There maybe a beast or something." Riki wake up suddenly and demanded the squad. "Anyway, peace?" Death silence like for a minute or two, then Nevermore nodded, followed by Pudge and Darkterror. Lion and Warlock shrugged and nodded. "Sure, we must team up here. It isn't a Battlefield or something. Go wake up the rest, Riki." Riki then wake up them with healing salves. They wake up and confused where are they then Riki tell them "We don't know where are we but we must team up with Dire because it's not a Battlefield. We may disturb any villagers around here if we do." Radiant nodded in agreement and look around. They then gave some knocks on the cottage. *knock knock knock* Fluttershy wake up instantly and head for the door. It was 2 in the morning. She then go to the bathroom first to get some water for her face. *knock knock knock* "Umm...yes! I'm coming!" She opened the door and froze for 12 minutes. "Excuse me?" Sniper said Fluttershy is still frozen for what she see. "We're sorry if we scared you,...uh...Flying Courier." "It's a Pegasus, Kardel. I've ever seen one on my university back then." Rubick correcting. "Hmph, whatever pigeon." The Sniper offended The head-bopping Grand Magus "What're your name, little pegasus?" Silence and finally the pegasus said "F-F-Flu-Fl-Flutt-Fluttershy" quietly. "Um, what's that?" Rubick didn't hear well. "Fluttershy." "Hmm. Fluttershy?" Riki said. "Y-Yes..." Fluttershy said still scared. "Don't be so courageous, Fluttershy. We will never hurt you. Never. Anyway, i got bunch of pets too. Like you." Furion said as he looked around and calmed Fluttershy. "T-Thanks you. By the way would you kindly to tell me where are you all from and what are you? I-If you don't mind..." Fluttershy asked. "Uh, we're humans. And we're from earth. We teleported to a talking pony world because of a scroll i think..." Rubick said. "Humans? Earth? Never heard anything from it..." Fluttershy said "So, you are all otherworlders?" "Mmhm." Nevermore replied. "Oh, i see. We better get to my friend house. She is intelligent and got plenty of books. Maybe there's a book about you all." Fluttershy demand. "Seems to be a good idea." Pudge said. "Oh my, what is that thing?!" Fluttershy reacted to Pudge "Oh, it's Pudge. He is a good guy really. He is just disturbi-" Centaur Warruner stopped as Fluttershy fainted. "Good game, gooooood game." Faceless Void commented. > The Arrival > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The gang was trying to wake up the fainted poor yellow Pegasus. Everyone glared at Pudge but Pudge shrugged. It was almost 4 in the morning and Fluttershy still not awake. The gang tried that and this. Still not working. But then, Pudge was starving again and ask the gang for Fluttershy. Everyone gives Pudge death stare. Very very death. But Pudge shrugged once more. Warlock tried to read a healing spell but he forgot the line, his book was left on the battlefield. Sniper's trying to find any water around the cottage, but he find himself in the forest and ran back to the cottage. Furion is trying to call his tress and request them to find any nurses around here but he realized that he will faint another if he shows his creepy trees. Centaur Warruner scream to wake Fluttershy up. But still no. Rubick was going to use Enchantress' presence to wake her up but he forgot he can't stole passive skills. Darkterror used his Chronosphere for no reason. Then, Pudge poke his hook to the poor pegasus and she is awake. "W-Where am I?" Fluttershy said still weak. "Right here, your front house, meat. Oh,oops. I mean mate." Pudge replied "D-Did you just call me a meat?" Fluttershy said as her pupils get smalls "Please, mister! Don't eat me! I got animals to care and if you eat me, the Element of Harmony no longer works!" "I'm not going to eat you mea-gal." Pudge explained. "I'm just starving and need food." "Well...I got some daisy sandwich." Fluttershy said as she fly to her cottage "Y-You want some? I-If you don't mind..." "Uh, any mea-" Pudge was interrupted because Rubick stomp his feet. "JUST SAY YES." Rubick forced Pudge to be a vegetarian for a while. "They are afaid of meat i think. Be a vegetarian for a bit, Pudge." "Meh" Rubick stomps his feet once again. "Okay. Okay." "Yes, Fluttershy! He want some!" shout Rubick. The sunshine was up. The heroes sit on the guest room in Fluttershy's cottage. Everyone eat their Daisy Sandwhich. They forcing theyself to eat the flowers. Pudge just noms it even though he doesn't like it anyway, he looks like a lazy fat guy. After they finished the torturing breakfast, Fluttershy then remember about going to Twilight's library. "Umm, as I said, I got a intelligent friend. Can we go now?" Fluttershy demanded "Oh, I-if you dont mind, too." "Well, why not? It's a nice weather here. And I know that this world was dominated by Ponies." Sniper said as he looked on the window. "But, i'm afraid if anyone would be fainted if they see us." "Anyone? Sorry, mister. But it's "Anypony" here in Equestria." Fluttershy explained. "I know you all are from another world." "EQUESTRIA?" Every hero shout surprised because there's that "Equestria" thing on the teleportation scroll. "Umm...I-I'm sorry if i surprised you." Fluttershy said apologizing. "I'm sorry..." "Eh, it's slightly alright, dear." Rubick said as he struck her mane. "But this "Equestria"...I found it on the teleportation scroll." "Anyway, back to the topic. We can go to your friend's house but, we must use-" Warlock interrupted "Stealth." Riki continues. "Why not use Mirana's Ultimate?" Rubick said "Let's go!" "Umm, well. The library was just straight there. So, i think you all can go there without my help. I-if you dont mind..." Fluttershy said "I'll fly above you all." "Hmm, we think." Riki said. "Allies, stealth!" Rubick southed "Oh wait, I'm visible if Mirana ulti'd." Riki said fearfully "I think I go the alternate way, through the trees." The heroes walk and follow Fluttershy while Riki is jumping and jumping through the trees. Everyone is a Pony here, there's unicorn, pegasus and earth pony. The pony there's white while there's black and there's red too. They are colorful. After 10 minutes of walking,they finally arrived on the giant tree. The giant tree got a door, windows even balcony. *knock knock knock* The Lavender Unicorn Pony wakes up instantly like Fluttershy do. But, she walk quietly because his number one assistant is on his peaceful slumber and another knocks were made. "Yeah! I'm coming!" Twilight shouted quietly. Twilight Sparkle opened the door and greeted Fluttershy as the hero is still invisible. "Why, hello Fluttershy!" Twilight greeted. "Come in!" "T-Thanks you,Twilight. But wait a moment could you?" Fluttershy said "Sure!" Twilight nodded. The heroes become visible as Twilight walk back to the inside. "Well,here it is. My friend home. I know it's funny but, we'll talk about that later." Fluttershy explained. "Now, come in." The heroes and Fluttershy come in. Twilight's pupils get small as she saw the heroes. "F-F-Fluttershy? I-Is those are H-Humans?" Twilight fearfully said. "How'd you know Twilight?" Fluttershy confused "Did you ever meet them once?" "No, but I got books about them. It's called 'My Little Human.' My mother gave this to me when im 4 or 5 years old." Twilight said as she grab the book on the shelf "Here." "Oh,my." Rubick said as he opened the book and read it. "I-I-I got a book named ' My Little Pony ' too in my house" "They are familiar!" "Pigeon? So...YOU ARE GAY?!" Sniper said before burst into laughing. "Screw you, headshotting old-man." Rubick offended back. "Anyway, Twilight Sparkle isn't it? Is it possible that we can return to our world?" "Y-You mean...You all are from another world?" Twilight surprised. "S-Sweet Celestia. I-It's impossible to travel to the different world!" "Well, i know. But it is possible to travel anywhere with our world's 'Teleportation Scroll.'" Rubick replied. "I don't know how to travel you all back to your world. But, I will try." Twilight shot back. "I will try." > The Meeting > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight Sparkle tried to find any books about World Traveling. She need to know how to bring them back home. She can't keep these humans, they got family and things like that. Rubick was still reading the book, he is still confused. He also was happy that he just travel to the another world. Pudge was sitting lazily. Sniper browse the book self to get a book about riffles and stuff. Furion was whistling all along. Centaur Warruner's sleeping while his standing. Warlock's trying to remember the spells he had on the book. Shadow Fiend stood still. Riki dissapeared. Faceless Void reading a book about time. Fluttershy remain silence while Lion looking through the windows. Suddenly, *knock knock knock* "Yes! I'm coming!" Twilight shouted. She opened the door and see her friends. It was Rainbow Dash,Rarity,Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash was going to tell her something but, Twilight instantly tell them that there are their childhood favorites. "Oh, hello guys." Twilight greeted. "Fluttershy just discovered our childhood." She said quietly. "Beg yer pardon', Twi." Applejack confused. "But what are ya talkin' bout?" "Well, you know. The creatures that stand on 2 hooves?" Twilight gave a hint. "Uh, you mean...Feet?" Rarity corrected. "Oh, yeah! Right!" Twilight said as she nodded. "So you all know about this 'human'?" "Pfft, you gotta be kidding me. Seriously, Twilight. We aren't 3 or 5 year olds!" Rainbow Dash protested. "I know, I know. But this is real! They are inside! Come in!" Twilight tell her friends to come in. Rainbow Maned pony, Poofy Hair pony, Cowpony, and a Beautifuel Pony get inside and they see Fluttershy. Fluttershy greeted them. "Hey guys..." Fluttershy greeted. "Oh,hey Fluttershy! Did you really discovered this huma-" Rainbow Dash interrupted because of what she just saw. "Oh my Celestia." "Ooh! A pigeon!" Pinkie shouted to Rubick. Rubick sighed. "So, what Rainbow?" Twilight grinned at the frozen Rainbow Dash "Am I kidding you,eh?" "Why, hello there!" Furion greeted cheerfully. Then,he remembered one thing. "Oh right,it's a shame that we didn't introduce our self." "The green pigeon human was Rubick the Grand Magus. And the bearded with a riffle was Kardel Sharpeye the Sniper. The disturbing and huge but nice guy was Pudge the Butc- uh I mean the Carpenter. And the half bull and half human there is Bradwarden the Centaur Warunner. The purple and faceless one is Darkterror the Faceless Void. The cowled red guy was Demnok Lannik the Warlock. The short and stealth guy was Rikimaru the Stealth Assasin. The dark one but not a human was Nevermore the Shadow Fiend. The one with horn helmet was Lion the Demon Witch. And me, Furion the Nature's Prophet." Furion introducing every heroes. "Well, you all have met me and Fluttershy right?" Twilight said "So the one with Stetson was Applejack. The Pink Pony was Pinkie Pie. The white one was Rarity. The Rainbow-Maned one was Rainbow Dash." "G-Grand Magus, Sniper, Centaur Warrunner, Faceless Void, Warlock, Stealth Assasin, Shadow Fiend, Demon Witch, Nature's Prophet." Rainbow Dash amazed. "T-They are so Awesome! Oh right, except "Carpenter". He was totally not awesome." Thankfully, Pudge ignores that. If he doesn't ignore that...The end. Then, Rubick feeling uncomfortable with his dress. And,he guessed that it was smaller. "Anyway, Is anyone- *coughs* anypony here is a dress maker?" Rubick asked as he looked at his dress "It's seems that my dress is not normal. It's slightly smaller. Doesn't know why. Maybe because I wore it for ages." "Anyone's dress is slightly smaller too?" Every hero wave up a hand except Pudge, Shadow Fiend, Centaur and Faceless Void they all are naked. "Ah, It's good to see you all, fine gentlecolts." Rarity said "I'm the dress maker here on the town." "Great! I've searched for a dress maker a long ago!" Sniper said "Finally, I found one!" "Ah, I'll make the clothes bigger." Rarity planned "It will be free for you all!" "Thanks you, Milady!" Rubick said as he bowed to Rarity. "Oh, It's nothing. Don't bow at me another time Mister Magus, I'm not a Princess or Something." Rarity smiled "Anyway, I need your picture. Any picture will do. I just want to remember the clothes to make." Rarity lied, she only want to keep the picture for memories. "Well, I got the pictures. Everyone. Here." Rubick said as he handed the pictures "Also make a good clothes for Pudge, Shadow Fiend, Centaur and Darkterror too. They would be happy I think." "Well, I'll tell you all fine gentlecolts when it's ready!" Rarity said as he headed for the door "Bye everypony!" Everyone inside the library waved to Rarity, they then talk about the popularity of humans in this Equestria. "So, I hear our kind was popular among the children?" Rubick asked "Well,yupsy yup." Pinkie explained "I love humans book when I was 4 years until now!" "Me too. Ah love those books! Especially the drawing one!" Applejack said honestly. "Don't hate meh, ahm tellin' y'all the truth." "Well, in our world there are this books too but it's about you ponies." Riki replied "It's called 'My Little Pony'." "Maybe this is some kind of alternate dimension then?" Twilight guessed *CRACK* "HEY! I KNOW THIS SOUND!" Sniper shouted "IT WAS KUNKKA'S GHOST SHIP!" "AND TIDEHUNTER'S RAVAGE!" Nevermore shouted too. "Heh, It's seems that our old friends was fighting each other." Rubick laughed as he headed for the door. "Again." > The Rivals > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kunkka and Tidehunter, 1 hour earlier before they got sent to Equestria. "Aye!" The Admiral said as he picked to war for the glorious Radiant. He was set and ready to fight. He bought his starting stuff, he equip all his cosmetics, and he just found a eye-patch on the way here! What a lucky guy. He was so happy and he make a song about pirates. He write so fast on a sheet and the lyrics looked like this : You are a Pirate! By Admiral Kunkka Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me, Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! You are a pirate! - Yay! We've got us a map, (a map! ) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks! ) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box! ) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a Pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! We're sailing away (set sail! ), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har! ) And run and jump all day (Yay! ) We float on our boat (the boat! ) Until it's time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye! ) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! "This goddamn thing always stuck in my head!" Kunkka said cheerfully, "I just can't wait to get home to write this!" The other hero looked at the sheet and laughed. "Being a Pirate is really badass!" Windrunner said as she laughs, "That's just funny as a bunny!" "Heh, it is really badass." Kunkka said as he pointed to the eye-patch. "Hey, Kunkk. Where did you get that eye-patch?" Juggernaut asked, "Never seen you wearing it before." "This eye-patch is legendary. A black cyclop gave it to me yesterday." Kunkka lied, "I defeated him with one tidebringer." "Well, that is unbelievable." Phantom Lancer said, "Also, your song is 'badass' too." "Pirate doesn't even do any sacrifice!" Huskar complaint. "Well, my friend sacrificed his whole body to be eaten by a giant oyster just for his number one gold." Kunkka said. "What a joke." Juggernaut said boringly. "No, It's real." Kunkka shot back, "He got a bunch of musicians on his ship and demanded those musicians to play a song that summons the oyster. At first, he got a squid and a sponge to be sacrificed. Oyster loves Squid and a Sponge together. It's like bread and butter to us, anyway the oyster came then he requested the musician to stop the song and the oyster stop in the mid-air. It's like Darkterror's Chronosphere. He goes to the mouth of the oyster to get his number one gold and a sneaky musicians decided to play the song and the oyster starts moving again, the oyster ate my friend. But like 1 hour after, he returns with only one hand holding the gold and a head. He is still alive though." "Well that's entertaining." Juggernaut commented. The battle trumpet sounded right after Juggernaut finished his words. Huskar in middle, Windrunner and Juggernaut bottom, Kunkka and Phantom Lancer on top. Dire's bottom was Meepo and Razor. Middle was Queen of Pain. Top was Tidehunter and Doom. "Ahoy there, green hagfish!" Kunkka mocking Tidehunter. Tidehunter was ignoring Kunkka. After some more moments, Kunkka mock him again. "Small Fry, did you mad to me, eh?" Kunkka mocks again as he kills a creep and gain level 6. "Shut up, you bloody walking dutchman." Tide mocks back as he gain level 6 too. "Oh, why did I have to shut up?" Kunkka asked mockingly. "Because you're a bastard." Tide replied. "Well, It's my body." Kunkka said, "I can do what I want." "Rrgh..." Tidehunter holding his anger. "Oh, I hear that Tidy!" Kunkka said, "You mad, fish?" "KUNKKAAAAAAAAAAAA" Tidehunter scream as he activating his ultimate. "KUNKKAAAAAAAAAAAA" Kunkka immediatelly calls his ghost crew and the ghost ship. The ghost ship and Tidehunter's ravage collides. The ghost ship broke at the center of Tidehunter's ravage. A water-like black hole were made. The sound of the collided ultimate sounds very loud. Every heroes died because of the loud sound except Kunkka and Tidehunter. They were already sucked by the water hole. CRACK They falls from the sky and landed on Ponyville's Town Central. The two let out a scream of agony in pain. They fainted. Rubick and the others is reaching to the town central. Then, Rubick cast Wisp's ultimate to teleport them to Twilights Library. Thankfully, everypony on ponyville runs and scream and not paying attention to the humans. So when Rubick got back from the library to the central again, they immediatelly runs to the library again. "Wow, what's that thing?" Dash asked as she pointed to the Tidehunter, "Is that somekind of fish?" "Nah, It's a Leviathan." Rubick explained. "Leviathan..." Twilight tries to remember something about it. "Never know anything about it." "Well, they are a monster fish on our ocean." Sniper explained again. "Monster?!" Applejack said fearfully, "We better watch this creature!" "Nah, he's a nice guy." Riki said, "Well, hopefully." After that, the two wakes up. "Ugh... Where am I?" Kunkka asked. "Oh, Tide? You're here too?" "Well, yeah..." Tidehunter said. "Umm, excuse me?" Twilight said. "HOLY COW A TALKING HORSE!"