> A Cup of Soup in Equestria > by The Masked Ghost > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Beware of the Royco's cup of soup guy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Cup of Soup in Equestria It was an easy morning for some random guy. He was on his way to work, to his office job somewhere in Sweden. However, as he was on his way to his job, he had to take a shit. He knew he did not have any time at all to take a shit, however, he really needed to do so. Therefore, he decided to go find a bathroom. However, he was driving, and he was almost in the middle of nowhere. However, he was lucky to find a dirty bathroom, located in the middle of the field. Therefore, he found a nice spot to stop at in the middle of the road and got out as quick as he could. He ran towards the dirty bathroom that possibly had someone be raped inside. He eventually made it in time, and he was taking that dump that he almost could not hold anymore. He had a smile on his face and made a sound of relief. Then, he saw a newspaper on the dirty floor that some random chick was raped on. Therefore, he decided to read the newspaper, since it was going to be a while because he REALLY had to take a shit. Besides, he thought to himself, ‘well, there is certainly nothing for entertainment. Other then this picture of someone getting raped in this bathroom.’ Therefore, the random person picked up the dirty newspaper and started to read. He read something about rape in the paper. However, what he did not know, that someone was watching him. Someone was watching him through the bathroom window. He was staring at him, not even blinking, but gives a very creepy stare at him. The random person did not notice this, as he was reading something about rape. In fact, he was calm, had a smile on his face, and was even closing his eyes for a bit. Therefore, of course, he did not notice the strange man looking through his window. The strange man then turned his head around, as if someone was watching him. Then he started to sing. He started to sing, however, he sung in a Swedish voice accident. However, he eventually held up a can of soup. On the can of soup, it was labeled, ‘Royco’s Cup of Soup.’ Then, the cup of soup person punched through the window, with no injuries due to the broken glass. Then, the cup of soup person starched his neck out that even looked like a dick. He stretched his neck towards the random person taking a shit on the toilet. After he sung for a bit, he brought his neck back to its normal position, however, he went into the bathroom. Then, he ripped off his shirt and revealed his strong muscular body to the person shitting the toilet. Then, from out of nowhere, the cup of soup person took out a sword and held it up above his head. However, instead of him doing what he had planned, the sword started to go crazy. Then, a flash of light appeared, and the cup of soup person vanished. However, the person taking a shit was still trying to piece together of what the fuck just happened. The guy even said to himself, “What the fuck just happened!? Why was that guy watching me take a shit!? I’m scared now.” However, with that flash of light, the cup of soup person was teleported into the land of Equestria. When the cup of soup person noticed where he was at, he was questing to where he was. He had landed in the middle of the small town, Ponyville. When he appeared, every pony in town had noticed him and was a bit afraid of him, but some thought it was just a weird occurrence that Celestia might have done and did not want to question it. However, Twilight had seen this happen right before her eyes. When she saw what happened, she was amazed and wanted to know more about the strange creature that just appeared in the middle of town, and figure out what was that flash of light. Therefore, Twilight stupidly trotted up to the cup of soup person. She said in a welcoming voice to him, “Hello uh…Mister? I would like to know, what exactly are you?” When the cup of soup person noticed that the pony could talk, his eyes lit up. He had thought in his head, that his plans could work after all. Then, the cup of soup person slowly raised a can of soup. When Twilight saw this, she asked, “What does a can of soup have to do with anything?” Then, the cup of soup person shoved the can into twilight’s face. Then he started to repeatedly bludgeon Twilight’s face in with the can of soup. The cup of soup person did this for about three minutes straight, with the rest of the town not caring one bit at all to what was happening to Twilight. Then, when the cup of soup person finally stopped beating her to a bloody pulp, Twilight’s face was messed up. It was as if she was a different type of creature. Then, the cup of soup person forced open Twilight’s mouth. Then, the cup of soup person took the can, and shoved it down her throat. He slicked his down Twilight’s thought so much, he pulled out her large intestines. Then, after he had brutally killed Twilight, he saw a pinking pony run up to him. However, the pink pony, also known as Pinkie Pie, did not notice that her friend Twilight was killed. However, Pinkie was too excited over the fact that a new creature was in Ponyville. She really wanted to make him smile, and give him a warm welcoming to Ponyville, even if it was a visit. Pinkie jumped the man and she started to talk so fast, that the person did not even pay any attention to what she was saying at all. Then, the cup of soup person took out a box that looked like a present and handed it over to Pinkie. He said, “I’ve got a present for you.” When Pinkie saw this, she was even more excited. She had never ha d a visitor and a random stranger give her a present before unexpectedly. Pinkie excitedly took out the present and opened it. However, what she saw was nothing the box. When she saw that there was nothing, she had a frown and was confused. She then asks the cup of soup person, “I don’t get it. What’s the pres…” Then she was cut off by the cup of soup person. The cup of soup person then started to pound Pinkie’s face into the ground. After about one hour had passed, the cup of soup person stopped pounding Pinkie’s face in, and decided to finish her off with Twilight’s intestines. The cup of soup person then took what was left of Pinkie’s neck and started to strangle with what little life that she had in her that was left. She started to slowly choke to death, but eventually let happened what happened and…she died. Of course, every pony else had seen this, not cared one bit about, and moved on with life. Then, the cup of soup person started to look for his next victim. However, one pony saw the crime of this happen, and it was Rarity. Rarity was in shock as to what the fuck just happened. She had just bought some things for her new order that she had to make. She was on her way home to work on her new designs, when suddenly, she saw her friends being killed. The cup of soup person had a big grin on his face, while Rarity just stood there, shocked. Then, when the cup of soup person noticed him, he knew who is next victim was. Then, the cup of soup started to slowly walk towards Rarity. When Rarity saw this, she knew that she was next in line to be killed. Therefore, Rarity dropped all of her things to the ground and ran back to her home. When she got inside, she locked all the doors and windows and prayed to pony Jesus that she would not be found. However, Rarity made a mistake and forgotten to cover up a window. When she noticed this, it was too late. The cup of soup person was already at the window, staring creepily at her. Then, the cup of soup person punched through the window and glass shards spread everywhere. It even got into Rarity’s eyes. Rarity screamed in pain, and asked why would pony Jesus do this to her in the first place. Then, the cup of soup person walked into her home, grabbed Rarity’s neck, and whispered softly into her ears, “eat the soup bitch.” Then, he pushed Rarity’s eyes in and made her bleed. Soon, Rarity was dead. Then, the cup of soup person noticed a smell. He had smelled animals around, and a certain pony was taking care of them. Soon, he followed the trail that he smelled. As he was following it, he came across an Apple tree farm. Then, the cup of soup person noticed an orange female pony, known as Applejack, bucking apples. Well, he saw her, and decided to become like Slenderman, and stand still and teleport, which he did so. However, as he was doing this, he had a very creepy grin across his face. Applejack was busy bucking her apples, until she saw the cup of soup person slowly teleporting to her. Whenever the cup of soup person would teleport, he would sometimes hide behind some trees, and sometime be out in the opening. However, Applejack was quite confused to what was happening. Therefore, she slowly went towards the cup of soup person to see what was going on. However, that is where her first mistake was. Then, when she got, as close to him as the cup of soup person wanted her to go, he trapped her in some type of darkness, and slowly devour her soul and peeled off her skin. Applejack was screaming in pain as to what was happening to her. Eventually, Applejack died due to the pain that she was given. When the cup of soup person was done with her, he moved on with the animal scent that he picked up with his Swedish nose. Eventually, he found where the source came from. The source came from Fluutershy’s place. When the cup of soup person saw Fluttershy feeding her animals and taking care of them with kindness, he slowly stretched, his neck out that looked like a giant dick. Then, he eventually got close enough to her, that Fluttershy noticed the big dick like neck that was looking at her. Then, she ran away and was afraid to die. She was trying to get into her own house, however, she forgot, she locked herself out and her pet bunny, Angel, was pissed at her for not sucking his bunny dick. Therefore, Angel locked her out of the house and Fluttershy was planning to being locked out at the same time. When she remembered that she was locked out, she was doomed, until Rainbow Dash made a noise and punched the cup of soup person. However, when the cup of soup person got punched, no blood came out at all. In fact, his neck was broken and he would be pretty much being dead by now. However, since Rainbow Dash did not estimate the power of Royco’s cup of soup is, the cup of soup person got up and reattached his broken neck. Then, he turned Rainbow Dash’s head into just like the cup of soup person’s head. He had just turned Rainbow Dash into his own slave. He told his slave, “Kill my pet. Kill for me.” Then the slave Rainbow Dash then brutally murdered Fluttershy with a brick and bulged her face in. Then, the cup of soup person somehow found out who the ruler of this land was, who was Princess Celestia. He eventually found his way into Cantorlot and into Cantorlot castle, without being detected, like Sam Fisher from splinter Cell or Snake from metal Gear Solid. When he did so, Celestia was in her throne room, alone, trying to relax after a hard day’s work. However, all of a sudden, the cup of soup person appeared right in front of her. Celestia was a bit scared at first; however, she thought she was just seeing things. However, the cup of soup then ripped off his shirt to reveal his muscular body. When Celestia saw this, she felt like she was going to cum, however, before she could do so, the cup of soup person grabbed a sword out of thin air and started to stab Celestria thousand times in the chest. The cup of soup person stabbed through the night, and eventually killed Celestia, along with Luna, Cadence and any other guards that tried to stab him. As dawn was upon the land of Equestria, somehow since Celestia was dead, the cup of soup person climbed to the top of the castle. Then, as the sun was rising, somehow, he yelled throughout the land of Equestria, “God is Royco! Cup of soup!” Then his pet slave, Rainbow Dash said, “Come, the wine is the same.” Then, for a thousand years, the cup of soup person was the new ruler of Equestria, and ruled throughout the land. He had brought peace and harmony, and even killed Equestria’s greatest of foes. He even established a better health system, that was even better then Obama care back on Earth. He gave ponies more rights and their freedoms. Throughout the land, he was known as ‘the cup of soup guy the Great.’ However, only 11 people referred to him as that, since no one really cared about his reign over Equestria, and just concentrated on their own lives. The lesson to the story is that beware of going into dirty bathrooms, for someone might be watching you taking a shit. That and don’t fuck with Swedish people. THE END.