> The Band of Equestria > by CoconutSwirl > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1 On the sunny afternoon of Saturday me and my five mates were just driving along the highway with the rest of the convoy after finishing up on our best concert yet. When all of a sudden a huge opens. "What the Fuck!!!" I yelled as it sucked us in. Darkness... "um... Guys?" Greg said in the darkness of the subspace that we were pulled into. "are we dead?" "Obviously were just floating in the void with sithis Greg" Jayson Replied with his stupid matter a fact tone he has, which striked up a little bit of a laugh from the rest. After a few seconds of laughing Matt decided to join in "Mara save me!" which just picked up the laughing all over again. After the laughter died down I Joe decided to because serious, "guys seriously where are we?" "seriously I have no fucking idea" I said to him "but this reminds me of a fanfic on fimfiction called..." before I could say anything else a bright light started to blind us and the van we were in was shaking side to side violently. In unison we were all yelling "Shiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!!!" The van started to wobble less and instead of wobbling seemed to start excelerating forward at a fast speed. The light seemed to fade and the car was slowing to a stop so I decided to open my eyes. Bad mistake. As soon as I opened my eyes all I saw was red. The van suddenly slamed againsed a tree and my favourite guitar flew through the window smashing it and snapping the neck on the tree. After recovering from the crash I turned my head to the side to look back at Jayson "you own me a fuckton of money" I said in as calm a voice as ever. "look Stanley I tied it down but joe was playing it I swear." he looked more frightened than a mouse when it's beening chased by a hungry cat. " I don't give a fuck let's just figure out what the fuck happened" 'geezus i am pissed off now' Matt had already gotten out at this point and as the rest of the guys got out. "Stan you were right when you said this being a fanfic" ' What the fuck?' as I though this I started to get out and noticed what he mean. "holy shit!" We were in equestria, or to be specific a applejacks farm. I started to notice that the drivers we hired to drive the trucks that were supposed to carry are stage and gear were dead in their seats as I turned around to get a betterlook at the place. "sooooo much 3d stu..... " I stoped as I fully turned around and noticed what Matt failed to point out. "twilight?" Greg said out aloud. And he was right twilight was standing with spike on her back writing a letter. She looked up and then jumped back when she saw us all string at her. Jayson started to walk towards her and was saying "it's ok we won't hurt you." But she just turned around and ran ( galloped? ) away from us. " are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked the others. They all nodded except Greg. " what are you guys thinking?" he seemed to be shaking a little but if he was scared he didn't show it in his voice. I started to walk around the back of the van towards 1 of the three trucks that we had in the convoy. " she's writing a letter to celestia! Matt grab the van and my guitar!" he nodded. " is that bad?" Greg asked. " Jayson, Joe check the drivers of the trucks to see if they're alive" I was in the first truck pushing the dead driver into the back where his bed was. "and if they're dead get them in the back and we'll bury them later!" I yelled out of the window. " Stan!" Greg yelled at me through the window. " what?!" " what's going on?" " oh, twilights writing a note to princess Celestia" by this time I've gotten in the divers seat and put the radio on. " Jay, Joe, Matt you read me?" "loud and clear Stan" Matt was first in. "hey your in my radio right now" "shut up jayson it's not the time fo..... " I looked up in the direction of canterlot and I could see a little glint of light being reflected off something. " I can hear you" Joe last as usual. " shit guys start em up and follow me!" I started up the truck and looked around to find where We're going. "get your fucken ass in here Greg! The royal guards are coming!" Greg jump up in the truck and before he could close the door I sped of towards the barn just at the top of the hill as fast as I could with the other guys behinds me. Listen to this ( high way to hell ) or ( my music ) It wasn't much of a hill so it wasn't that long before I got to the barn and once I got there I checked for the others. Once we were all the I started down the hill towards. " the everfree forest?" Greg said not out of concern or fear but curiosity " why the everfree forest?" We were at the bottom of the hill now and I drove straight through the white fence " because none of the ponies will want to follow us except the guards and the 6 so they won't have a large search party" this wasn't the only reason but it was the best I had for him at the moment. We were coming up on the everfree now so I decided to slow up not to damage the veichle too much. " guys slow down we need to find a good spot to make camp" In a few seconds the rest had complied with this and slowed upbehind me. Within a few minutes we decided on a place not to far from the edge of the forest for a camp site. "geezus this place isn't as likable as I though" Matt though aloud. " well guys looks like we're in equestria" I stated to the guys who'd gotten out of the trucks. "I swear Lauren did this" Joe putting on his troll face for us. " no Joe not funny" Jayson said. "ok guys enough shit we need to get ready for night then we can sit down and realize what's happened to us" Greg stated to us which suprised the shit out of me. He almost never says sht like that. "lucky we pack for camping conditions" Matt said seemingly unfazed by Greg's statement was actualy right seeing we we were heading to do a concert for the scouts and we packed to camp instead of staying in a hotel like usual. So we had axes billys food and allcthe essentials. " well then let's get started" > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2 the great band of equestria It'd been 2 hours since we'd gotten into the everfree forest and Luna's just raising her moon now. We've already set up the tents gotten a fire going, cooked the beef and veges and we're just sitting around now playing guitar waiting for Greg to finish up the dinner or for the inevitable guards coming to get us. "this happened at the worst time didn't it?" Matt asked us with the underlining sad tone. "what do you mean Matt this is a whole new opportunity for us" there goes jayson with his uplifting attitude "just think no more worries no more.." "meat" " what now Matt" I said through gritted teeth. " no more meat they won't let us eat meat" he had a point there but all of us already new that. " oh well I guess we can just..." *crack* " what was that?" Joe got up from his resting spot and picked up the hatched he was using to cut the smaller logs while the rest of us grabed an axe that we all used except Greg who had a kitchen knife and Jayson who had his pocket knife. "I think they heard us" someone whispered behind a bush. "ya think" another whispered a little loudly. " I know that voice!" Matt started to perk up " rainbow dash? " suddenly loads of royal guards popped up arounds us. I turned around in a 360 and counted atleast 20 guards in golden armour and about 5 in a darkish blue. " you've got to be shitting me!" Greg yelled as he rose his knife the guards started to take a battle stance and the unicorns among them seemed to have their horns glowing ready for some spell. Twilight steped out of the bushes along with the rest of the mane six with a little bit of a lack of fluttershy. Twiligh t started to speak " put your weapons down and come with us in the name of Celestia" I'm not having any bloodshed particularly because we're in equestria so I slamed my axe into the tree next to me " you heard the unicorn put em down" " why they could attack us if we do?" Matt said to me as everyone else either lowered their weapon of stuck it in a close by tree or stump. " because if you don't they will and I'll kill you myself ya bloody basturd now drop the fucken axe" the mane six seemed to cringe when I swore at him but if the guards were bothered by my swear than they didn't show it. Matt dropped the axe and the end of it hit his toe " yah fuck!" he grabed his foot and started hopping backwards and fell over the log he was sitting on and fell on top of rainbow dash. " ah get this... Thing! Off of me! " she cried