My Little Twilight

by zephyrdash

First published

A story based off of My Little Dashie, comes a story of me and my life with Twilight Sparkle

This story is based off of My Little Dashie by ROBCakeron, ty600500, and EPICBG. They're My Little Dashie's stories were the best things I have ever read, so now I bring all you Twilight fans, My Little Twilight.

The Sock

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I hated being alone. All these years, no family or friends. Nobody liked me. I had a job, a very good paying one, too, but I didn't bother to spend a whole bunch of cash for a house or something. I bought a house in New York City, hoping to find friends or something better. When I was sad or bored, I would ride my bike. I was pretty sad now, so that's why I was doing it. I was a life-long brony, nobody knew, though. If only I could have a plush Twilight Sparkle...

I got home and put the bike away. It was getting dark, and I had such an exhausting day at work, so I thought I would go to bed early tonight, at 6:00 PM. I went into my room, got into my boxers, and jumped in my unmade bed. This would be a great sleep.

I woke up at 5:30 in the morning, so that meant I had until 12:00 in the afternoon I had to go to work. That's six hours and 30 minutes, but why did I wake up? I felt squirming in my bed. I always left socks in the bed for some reason, but every few days I would get them out and clean them. I quickly shoved the bed covers off the bed, and there she was, a little filly Unicorn, probably no older then 1. How did she get here? She obviously had no Cutie Mark. I rushed into the bathroom and splashed water into my eyes, came back into my bedroom, and she was still there. I picked her up. She started to cry.

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. Lets go get you something to eat."

She perked up at the idea of eating. So I folded her up in a couple of blankets and brought her down stairs to the kitchen. I took her out of one of the blankets, and put her in the old Highchair I had when I was a baby. She didn't like it at all. She hit it hard and tried to get out.

"Calm down, calm down. It's okay, it's not going to hurt you, either."

She started to stop hitting it, and calmed down. She was easy to make happy, I thought. I got some Cheerios for her. She didn't have fingers, so I didn't know if she could pick up the spoon or even knew how to. I picked it up and she opened her mouth up wide. There was a "numnumnum" sound as I fed her. She clapped her hooves together. I thought she wanted more.

"Open wide!"

She took another bite. There was the numnumnum sound again. I checked her mouth, and she didn't have any teeth. After feeding her a whole box of cheerios (Pretty hungry?), I brought her upstairs. I grabbed a sock for her to play with. Twilight quickly bit it out of my hand and chewed on it. This reminded me of Pumpkin Cake, always trying to bite things. She started to yawn, so I thought she was tired. I put some blankets around her and put her on the bed. She looked up at me, staring. She stared for what seemed like hours, and I finally thought that she wanted a Good Night. "Good Night, Twilight" She then went to sleep in seconds. I would skip work today, I guess. I wasn't feeling that good. I called into work and told my boss I was sick with the flu, pretending to throw up. I hung up and hopped in bed with Twilight. My dream had come true, I had my own little Twilight Sparkle.

AUTHORS NOTE: This is NOT based off of ME, just a character like me. Some ideas were mixed up from ROBCakeron, so most of this is dedicated to him for making an awesome story.

2 Month's Later

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EARLY AUTHORS NOTE: This chapter is as long as I can get for today. I will have the 3rd chapter tomorrow, though. I hope whoever is reading enjoys and also hope you continue to read it. The chapter comes in parts, not like in Chapter to Chapter, but I will label a part with PART 1. Thank you all SO MUCH for reading this

It was two month's ago I had found Twilight. I kept trying to figure out how she got here. Then I remembered when I read that fan fiction My Little Dashie. In the story, Rainbow Dash had used some magic to get to earth. I also remembered the time difference. 1 year Brian's world was 1 day in Equestria. It was the morning, 6:32 to be exact. Twilight started to squirm in the bed. I looked at her, and she was crying.

"Shhh. What's wrong?"

I forgot she couldn't talk. Then I looked at her horn. It was caught in the pillow. I laughed.

"Don't worry, I'll get you out."

I quickly pulled her horn out of the pillow. I was starting to feel like I was never going to succeed at being a Filly's parent, like Brian in My Little Dashie. "You can do this, Jack. You can do this." Twilight started to point at the door, and then at her stomach. I then realized that she was hungry. I had been feeding her Cheerios for breakfast, some broccoli and carrots for lunch, and gave her a banana for supper. She was a picky eater, never often hungry. What if I fed her something she was allergic to? Or was poisonous to Ponies? She was the average size of a baby filly or colt in the show, so I thought she would be fine. I tried to give her Kiwi, but she always shoved it away for some reason. "Come on, Twi, let's get you something besides Cheerios."

I scooped her up and brought her downstairs to the kitchen. I looked in the cupboard. I then saw some baby food. "How can I be so stupid? I bought baby food yesterday!" I got the baby food out and took a bowl out of one of the other cupboards. Twilight perked up at the look of the baby food. Maybe she was sick of Cheerios? Oh well, no time to think about that now. I grabbed a spoon and kept scooping some into the bowl. I knew Twi was smart enough to know Nod meant Yes, or Yes, Keep Going, and shaking her head meant No, or No, Stop. I looked at her, she was still nodding. The bowl was small, but it was my baby bowl when I was a baby. She quickly shook her head. There was about 2 inches high of baby food in the bowl.

"Here comes the choo-choo train!" Like 2 months before, she quickly gulped it down. I remembered that how when I was 24, I thought I could never raise a baby. But now, 3 weeks after my birthday 2 months ago, I thought I could, because I needed to. Twilight started to make weird faces and hold her stomach. Like in Baby Cakes, I knew she needed to be burped. I burped her, and she made a burp so soft even somebody with super-powerful ears wouldn't be able to hear it. She shook her head for some reason, but I didn't know why. "What's wrong, Twilight?" She understanded a lot of English. She pointed at the bowl and kept shaking her head. "You don't want anymore food?" I knew she was trying to say Yes when she pushed the bowl away. I picked up the bowl and scooped the rest of the food into the garbage.


It was the afternoon, only a few hours after feeding Twilight. Something was wrong with Twilight ever since a couple of days ago. She kept whining, but I don't know why. I thought of ROB's My Little Dashie. "AHA! She needs a bath!" I had Twilight on a chair, just thinking what to do, but now she was gone. "Uh-oh. Twilight? Where are you? TWIIIILIIIGGHHTT!" I heard a giggle from under the kitchen table. She wants to play Hide And Seek... I thought. "Now where is that little rascal?" I said in my best question-asking voice. I heard a few more giggles. "GOTCHA!" I grabbed her from under the table and started tickling her. She was laughing so hard her sides were turning red. I stopped, hoping I hadn't hurt her. She seemed fine. "Now it's time for you to get a bath" I brought upstairs into the bathroom. The bath I had was small, but big enough for me, so it was about 8 times Twilight's size. She was starting to jump around, trying to stay away from the water. I grabbed her out of the air and took her out of her diaper. "Silly Twilight. Bath is fun!" I put her in the bath, which was fairly warm. She started to relax. She must have really liked it. I grabbed her some bath toys, such as a rubber ducky and Floating Pirate Ship, both which I had when I was a child. Sweet 26, I thought. Being 26 years old was horrible, ever since my birthday 3 weeks before finding Twilight. I still hadn't figured out how she had gotten here. It definitely wasn't the same magic Rainbow Dash used, probably less advanced. Maybe she was abandoned by her parents, and sent away for some reason to Earth.

Twilight splashed around with the bath toys, pretending the Duck was a giant Duck and was attacking the pirate's ship. Her horn started to glow for a few seconds, but stopped. I remembered Rarity's quote to Mr. Cake in the Baby Cakes episode, "Baby Unicorns sometimes have Magic spurts, so be careful" or something like that. "Now wheres the soap? Oh, there it is!" I grabbed the soap and a cloth. I put some soap on the cloth and started to wash Twilight. She didn't like it. She started to whine and whine and whine. "It's okay, I'm not hurting you." I washed her hair with some shampoo I bought the day before. I took her out and dried her off in a Purple towel. Purple was her favorite color, and I wasn't surprised because SHE was purple.

I picked up Twilight, she was starting to yawn. It was 12:52. 2 minutes past her naptime. I brought her over to the couch and put some blankets over her. She went to sleep in a few moments. I went over to the chair and started to watch TV. I had the HUB channel, and I quickly shut off the TV when I saw it. It was the first episode ever made, where Twilight came to town. They still made episodes, but it was Monday, so there was no episode today. I then turned on CSI. It was the episode where Justin Bieber got shot and killed. I laughed so hard when it happened, I lost air and fainted.


I woke up at 2:05 in the afternoon, and saw that Twilight was on top of me. I was shocked at how smart she was, stacking pillows on top of each other to get on the top of the chair. She was drooling, same like every other baby, but it was only a tiny bit. She started to whine again. I looked at her eyes, and now I knew what was making her whine. She didn't need a bath, but probably still should have had one, she had something in her eye. It was one of her eyelashes. It must scrape up against her eye when she moves it and make her cry. "Stay still, Twi." I opened up her eyelids and took out the eyelash carefully. She stopped crying and started to smile, drooling all over me. I got up and laid her on the chair, suddenly remembering the little music box I got from my sister 18 years ago. It had a tiny My Little Pony, but it was an old one, probably from Generation 1. It made a cute noise, but I just stacked it on my shelf all those years ago. Now it meant a lot to me, and probably her. She listened to it, staring at the pony spinning around. It was so cute it was unbelievable. She fell back asleep again, and I did too.

The Pie

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I walked into the room with Twilight in my arms. It had been 3 months since I had found Twilight. I remembered the day the episode Sweet And Elite came out, where it was Twilight's birthday. Thinking that since it was released December 3rd, her birthday must be then. It was November, and in New York there wasn't much snow anymore. I sat Twilight in her high chair and strapped her in so she couldn't escape. I was making lunch for me and her, she got sick of Carrots with Broccoli, so I changed it to Carrots with BANANA. She LOVED banana's. Every time she saw one she pointed at it. I moved away from New York City and moved to a little farm like in My Little Dashie so Twilight could go out. I planted Carrot seeds, a Tomato plant, and some other stuff. Whenever I needed to go out, it was only to get Banana's or more seeds, and Twilight would stay in the car in a box with some breathing holes in it, so she could breathe. I only did that once a week, as I buy so many banana's it's unbelievable. November 8th. I sighed, exactly 3 months ago I found her in my old home. The farm had Satellite, and the HUB channel, but I set it under PASSWORD VIEW, so I needed to enter a password in order for her to see it. She loved watching shows like Pokemon, L.I.N.G.O, Tom And Jerry and Hole In The Wall. Her favorite was L.I.N.G.O, but I didn't know why.

Twilight was eating her Carrots, and I had cut her up some Banana. She always ate her carrots first, though. I guess she felt that if she doesn't she won't have any banana or anything. I had just finished my Cesar Salad I made from all the vegetables in me and Twilight's garden. We had vegetables and fruit, but Banana and Apples were the ONLY ones we didn't have there. The oven then made a bing! sound, so I knew the Pie was ready. I took it out of the oven and put it on the window sill. It was WAY too big for Twilight to eat by herself, but it was a banana pie, which I felt I just wanted to make as a surprise, but she would probably eat 2 slices, and I would eat the last 3. She still drooled all over the place, so I got her a bib. It had a Pony on it, but not a My Little Pony. "Twilight, you silly pony!" She was drooling and drooling and drooling. I flipped up her bib and wiped off her face. Luckily it didn't get on the table, as she still uses the high chair. Twilight's eyes started to water, like she was going to cry. "Whats wrong, Twi?" and then I found out why her eyes were watering. "ah-ah-AHCHOO!" She sneezed so bad her bib fell off. She rubbed her nose-or muzzle-or whatever, with her hoof. She smiled and giggled at me. My face was covered in Salad. I cleaned off my face and tickled her. She laughed and laughed, but I had learned that when her sides turned red that I should stop. Thank God For The Internet, I thought. "I'll be right back, Twilight!" I ran upstairs to my room to grab her the other bib I bought, as the one she was wearing was soaked in drool. I heard a BANG! downstairs in the kitchen and quickly ran down. "TWILIGHT! ARE YOU OKAY?!" I screamed in terror. I saw the banana pie on the floor and her eating it.

"Bad Twilight!" I yelled at her. She started to sniff, then sob, then cry altogether. "Shh, shh, it's okay. Just don't do it again. I'm not gonna hurt you or anything, I still love you, it's just that when I heard that bang I got scared. Shhhh..." I felt so bad for yelling at her. I picked her up and rocked her. I felt like I couldn't handle this anymore, but I knew I had to, or she might die or get hurt or something worse. I brought her into the living room and set her on the couch. She was so tired after crying like that. I turned on her music box and she quickly fell asleep. I put a blanket over her and she was fine. I cleaned up the pie, noticing that it wasn't upside down, so it was still good. There were a few bites in it, but that was fine. I ate a few slices and threw the part where she cried and bit on out. I went back into the living room and got on the couch with Twilight, stroking her mane as she slept. She looked so peaceful, so helpless, so cute. I couldn't stop staring at her, she was just so cute. I stroked her mane for about 15 minutes, and then watched L.I.N.G.O. She quickly woke up, sat up and watched it with me.


It was 9 hours after the pie incident, which occurred at 12:13 in the afternoon. I was playing Boggle with Twilight. It was so amazing how she knew how to play. I always beat her, but she still liked to play. She started to cough, and I picked her up and put her on the floor. I didn't know what was wrong. She threw up, all of it the pie and other things she ate. I grabbed a bucket and put it on the floor. I mopped up the throw up on the floor, but she was still throwing up into the bucket. She must have been allergic to something in the pie. Then it hit me. I checked the ingredients on the Pie Mix, and it said on it "DO NOT FEED TO ANIMALS" I swore and threw it into the garbage. I picked her up and put her on the couch, bucket beside her. I had bought some PJ's for her, even though they were HUMAN baby ones, they fit her perfectly. I put them on her and put a blanket around her. She threw up for another 15 minutes, but she stopped around 9:30 or so. I put on the music box, and rocked her. She fell asleep in a few minutes. I brought her up to bed, along with a new bucket, and we got in and fell asleep. Tomorrow would be a hard day.

I didn't know what was happening. Twilight was throwing up like crazy when I woke up, and her fever was getting to be over 100. She must have been really allergic to the pie. "Twilight! TWILIGHT! Are you okay?!" she just kept throwing up. It was horrible. The bucket wasn't even halfway full, though. All I could hear were cries and the sound of throwing up. She then stopped. Oh god why did I take her in?! I'm a failure! I thought in fear and sadness as poor Twilight got sick. I ran and got her some medicine. I didn't care what it was, it just said that it was for babies. I gave her a tiny teaspoon of it, and she started to lay down on the bed. I was hoping she was okay. I felt her forehead and her fever had went down to about 98. Thank god, the medicine must have worked. She was shivering, I put more blankets over her, and when I put the 4th on she was okay. She moaned and then went back to sleep. It was 8 in the morning. I decided to stay in and turn some TV on for her in my bedroom. She watched a Pokemon Marathon and some L.I.N.G.O.

I made her some chicken soup, which she didn't seem to like. I wasn't surprised. NOBODY liked chicken soup. Or in her case, noPONY liked chicken soup. She ate it fast, probably just so she could get it over with. She didn't throw up anymore, but her fever was still at 98 degrees. She ate some Tylenol, which really helped with it. A few hours later her fever went down, and she was starting to act like the old Twilight again. She seemed completely fine. I introduced her to that show called "The Price Is Right" and she LOVED it. She would show me her hooves, probably thinking she had fingers also, showing me what bid she thought it was. If she got it wrong, she would shake her head, but if she got the question/bid that was there, she would jump up and down. She was getting bigger, and she wasn't drooling much ever since she got sick. She waved her arms up at me, and went "Dada". I was so happy at that moment. She had said her FIRST WORDS. I was guessing she wanted me to pick her up, so I picked her up. She instantly hugged into me. That was one of the happiest moments of my entire life. She loved me. I loved her, too. I wished my family would understand if they saw this, but I hadn't talked to my Brother or Sister for over a decade. "I love you too, Twilight. I love you too."

Second Birthday

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It all seemed like it happened yesterday. I had had Twilight for 2 years. It was November 8th, the day of her birthday. She was now two years old. I loved her so much. She had said some words, but the ones she said the most were "I Love You" or "Your the best". I felt like I had succeeded in becoming a parent, but still had much to learn. She called me "Dada" all the time. She still didn't know how to say "Father" or "Dad" or anything, just Dada. She was only 2 though, not like she was going to be a dictionary YET. She still slept with me. I had gotten her some new PJ's, which were only one of the 4 gifts I bought her. I made her a cake, my sister always told me I had a talent for baking. It reminded me of Mr and Mrs. Cake. It was only the morning, and Twilight was still asleep. She was up until 3 in the morning coloring pictures of Horses, but I didn't DARE give her any Ponies from the show. I had gotten her 4 presents, and I was saving the 5th for her 4th birthday. It was the whole series of Daring Do, printed off from people's Fan-Fictions on the internet. They had violence, but only cartoon violence. I decided to go get breakfast ready, so when she woke up she would be having breakfast in bed. She had grown tiny teeth, and I was so sad to see that. That was like Stage 1 of Starting To Grow. I promised her the night before that I would ALWAYS be with her. She could probably learn a spell to turn me into a Unicorn or something.

When I got into the kitchen, I checked the clock. It was 9:00 AM. Twilight always woke up 9:30 sharp, even if she had only went to sleep at 8 in the morning. I started up the Oven and made Flapjacks. They were Twilight's favorite breakfast food, but they were so expensive it was unbelievable. 6.99 for 1 bag of mix. Today, she wouldn't JUST be having Flapjacks, she would be having Flapjacks, two Banana's, and an Orange juice. I finished her meal at a lucky time of 9:29 AM. I ran up with the tray of food. When I got to her bedroom, she was still asleep. At the second it turned 9:30 she woke up, stretching crazily. Her hair looked so funny when it wasn't made, just like in Lesson Zero. I brought the tray over and said "Happy Birthday, Twi!". At first, she was trying to adjust to the light in the room, but when she saw the flapjacks a smile went right across her face. "I love you, dada!" she said. I almost died. That was beautiful. "Anything for my little girl" I said with a grin. She tried to sit up, but she was stuck. She kept trying to get up, but still she was stuck. I noticed the problem quickly. The tray I put on top of her was blocking her from sitting up, either that or she just didn't want to spill the juice. I picked up the tray and laughed. "Dada, that's not nice!" she said in a really mad mood. "Sorry, it was just so funny." The night before there were crayons everywhere, but now they were all organized in Twilight's crayon box. I put the tray back down, and in what seemed like an instant, she had ate the Flapjacks. She drank her orange juice and ate her banana's, but when she was finished she started to hiccup. *Hic!* *Hic!* "Now Twilight, that's what happens when you eat too fast, silly girl!" I tickled her, and it got rid of her hiccups. I loved her so much.

A few hours later, I was watching The Price Is Right with Twilight, and something I thought that would never happen happened. They had a My Little Pony DVD on the screen up for bids, the Friendship Express one. I shut it off quickly, waited for 8 minutes and turned it back on. "Why did you do that???" she asked. "Something bad was on, that's all. It's gone now." I brought in her presents. "What's that, dada?" she asked. "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Twilight, happy birthday to you!" I sung happily. She clapped her hooves in joy. "Here's your first present!" I passed her the box with the PJ's inside. She opened it out with her mouth. "Yay! New pajamas!" She put them on quickly. "Here's the next present!" I passed her the one with the video game Super Mario Bros for the Wii She asked "What is this?" "You'll see" I said with a grin. I then passed her the one with some game called Learn To Read in it. "Huh? I still don't know what it is, dada" "Keep opening the presents!" I then passed her the one with the Wii in it. She opened it in a flash. "WOW! Thank you so much, dada! Now I have my own Wii! I love you so much!!!"

We hooked up the Wii and played a few hours of Learn To Read. We played Super Mario Bros, but she said she would rather play Learn To Read. It had a whole bunch of great books for all ages in it. We read 15 children's books. "Time to shut it off" "But dada! I want to read more!" "Maybe later, okay Twi?" "Fine..." It was her nap time, and her eyes were starting to go Bloodshot because of looking at the screen for so long. I tucked her in on the couch. She instantly fell asleep. I wanted to watch the Hockey game, but it would be best without noise from Twilight. I snickered at the thought.


I watched the hockey game and now Twilight was waking up. Twilight suddenly asked "Can we read some more? Hello? HELLO?" but I was fast asleep. Taking care of Twilight was fun, but very tiring. I wondered what it would be like to have a human child? And if I got married and did have one, would Twilight be the sister? Nah. Impossible. I'd never get married. Wives are crazy, always asking for jewelry or robes or something. But wait a second, when Twilight grew up, would she want that stuff? Crap. Well, there goes all my cash. Poor future Jack.

"HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO!?!?1?" Twilight screamed. I woke up in a jolt. "Oh, it was just a dream" "What was just a dream?" "Oh... nothing...." I

"I'm hungry" said Twilight. "Okay, what would you like?" "I want one of those" She pointed at the Burger King Whopper ad on the TV. "Okaaay, I'll try to make one" I was a HORRIBLE burger maker. I hoped she liked it. Hehe, horrible cook, like Sweetie Belle. I grabbed some buns, a patty, cheese and ketchup. She surely wouldn't want those, ponies are vegetarians! (As Said In The Commets) I put the cheese and ketchup away and put on the patty a slice of lettuce, sliced up carrot and a bit of tomato. If I cooked it, she might not like it. Burnt veggies taste even more horrible then regular ones! "Maybe I'll just heat it up a tiny bit" I heated it up and brought it out to her.

"Yay!" yelled Twilight happily. I put it on the table and she ate it quickly. "That was yummy! Can I have another tomorrow?" "Maybe, Twilight, maybe"

AUTHORS NOTE: Sorry how the 4th chapter took really long to make. I have a really bad head cold, but forced myself to write more because I didn't want to lose readers. Hope you enjoyed! Don't have any more ideas at the moment, so I might write chapter 5 tomorrow. :3


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AUTHORS NOTE: Sorry for the small chapter. I haven't been working on stories for weeks, and I have a HUGE test I've been studying for. REALLY sorry for the wait.


Twilight was playing the Wii happily. I was sleeping on the couch. She was probably hoping she wouldn't wake me up because of her "loud reading". Twilight suddenly started to cry. I instantly woke up. "What's wrong, Twi?" I asked. "I heard glass break! I don't know what's going on!" I ran into the kitchen. There was a man standing right in front of me. "Are you Jack Leon?" he asked. "Y-Yes" I replied. "Come with me. We've got some questions for you. But first, grab your little pony." "Y-y-yessir..." I grabbed Twilight quickly. "What's going on?" she asked. "I don't know, we just need to go."

"Follow me." the man said. There was a helicopter parked in my BACKYARD. "Are you people crazy?! What do you think your doing, putting a helicopter in my backyard?!" I screamed at the man. He didn't reply, so I just kept on walking. The man opened the helicopter's door and let me in.


I couldn't believe my eyes. We were at Dreamland. Area 51. I was surprised how I was the ONLY human to see this base so close up. "Keep following me" the man said. We walked into a little room with 8 seats, supposedly one for him, one for Twilight and one for me, but who was the other seats for? "Take a seat, but only one for both of you." I was confused. Who was going to sit in the other seats? Then they walked in. I couldn't believe my eyes. It was the rest of the Mane 6 and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They were all very young, and the CMC were probably the size of two rulers put together. They were obviously only days old. Rarity held Sweetie Belle, Rainbow Dash held Scootaloo and Applejack held Apple Bloom. Then ANOTHER pony walked in. It was Braeburn Apple. "Well, howdy y'all!" yelled Braeburn. "Sit down please, Mister Apple." "Aw, y'don't need ta call me Mister! I might be the oldest outta all the other ponies, but ah still should just be called by mah name!" Braeburn said. Everyone sat down, the last seat left over for Braeburn, but he just laid on the floor against the wall. "Where did they all come from?" I asked. "Before I tell you that, I must introduce myself. I am Timothy Ormond. Now, will you explain, Braeburn?" asked Timothy.

"Well, all that ah remember, probably more then these fillies, is that ther' friend Twa'light casted a spell on all of us ponies, y'see, and it was supposed to increase our abilities in things we weren't good at, ah'nd next, we all shrunk down ta tiny little ponies, me only a few years, but them decades, y'hear?" explained Braeburn. "Thank you, Braeburn. Now, Jack, I trust you are familiar with all these ponies, after all, you are a brony, correct?" asked Timothy. "Yes, I am, but I haven't watched the show ever since I found Twilight." I said. "What show, da-" "Shh, Twilight. This doesn't concern you." Much I thought. "And where did you find this pony, Jack?" Timothy asked again.

I then explained where and how I'd found Twilight. "Okay, now, we have some quest---" The compound rumbled. "W-what was that, Bob?" asked Timothy through his radio. "WE DON'T KNOW, SIR! IT JUST KEEPS HITTING AGAINST US! IT'S GOT PARTS OF EAGLES, BULLS OR SOMETHIN, PONIES AND MORE!" yelled Bob through the radio. "Oh no. It's Discord!" I said. "Who's this Discord, Jack?!" Timothy sounded like he had just lost his family.

"He's got the parts of a whole bunch of animals, and he's the God Of Chaos in the show. He can turn the world into a joke-- or at least that's what he thinks--- and make everyone act... funny... very... very... funny..." I explained. "GYAH!!!" There were screams coming from the radio. "Bob?! BOB!? ARE YOU THERE?! BOB! RESPOND! Oh no. They must be dead." Timothy whammed the EMERGENCY button which was on the wall, smashing the glass covering it. His hands were covered in blood. "EVACUATE! COME ON, YOU ALL! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!" But then everything just went black.

AUTHORS NOTE (AGAIN): Hoped you enjoyed the chapter! After my test (Which I've been studying for for like, 5 weeks) I will be writing more, and the test is on Friday, so by Tuesday chapter 6 SHOULD be up.

Waking Up

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Jack woke up instantly. Twilight was panting beside him on the bed. The panting started getting slower. "D-daddy. You were making weird...Uh...You hear them..." "Noises" Jack corrected. "Yeah! You were all" Twilight hopped up on her four hooves and pretended to be a monster. "You were all like this, RAWR, UGH, NARHG, AHAHA" Jack laughed at Twilight. His little filly was growing up so fast. "Don't worry, it was just a nightmare. You got them when you were younger then this, you know. You'd always scream in your crib, sometimes it was funny, sometimes---" "Hey! That's not funny, daddy!" "Sometimes it was scary." Jack explained. Jack wondered what the time was. He checked the clock. 7:00 in the morning. "Well, since we're up, better get started with the day."

Jack started off with a bowl of Cheerios, but gave Twilight a few pieces of lettuce IN a bow of Cheerios. "What is this, daddy?" Twilight asked. "It's called lettuce. It's very healthy, but I'm allergic." Jack lied. He hated doing that. He actually loved lettuce, but would only get up at night to eat it, while Twilight was still asleep. "Does it taste good?" she said. "Yes, it's very good." Twilight took a bit, chewed for a few seconds, then started gobbling it all up. "*CHOMP* Mwowe pwewe *CHOMP*" Twilight said with a full mouth. "Are you trying to say "More Please?"" Twilight nodded. Jack grabbed a huge plate of lettuce and placed it in front of Twilight. She ate it up quickly.

After Jack and Twilight cleaned up, Twilight asked to go outside. "Erm... I don't think that would be a good idea..." Jack looked outside, where it was pouring with thunder and lightning. Oh shit! The lightning rod! Jack thought. He forgot to put his lightning rod up last week after he bought it. What if Twilight recognizes it and she goes back to Equestria?! Can that even happen?! How will I explain it to her?! Jack was worried. He had the lightning rod in the garage, but if he went and set it up now, Twilight would see it. What should he do? "Uh, hello?" Twilight said. Jack shook himself out of his thoughts. "Erm, we can't go outside because... uhh..." Twilight interrupted, who had a "Toddler Dictionary". "Thunder and lightning! It says here "Thunder is the sound of lightning as it rumbles through the sky, and lightning is an electric bolt." That's cool!" Jack was amazed at how far her reading skills had gotten. "How about we play a game on your Wii?" Jack asked. Twilight nodded fast.

Hours passed by as they played Super Mario Brothers on Twilight's Wii. Jack heard very loud thunder, and in seconds the power was out. "What's going on?" Twilight asked. "The power went out. Shucks! And we were just on the final level of World 6." Jack never DARED to swear around Twilight. If she picked that up, who knows what would happen? Jack read the clock, trying to tell time. How stupid am I! The power is out and I looked at an electric clock! Jack felt one of those Derpy like moments, where he felt so clumsy and stupid. He felt like yelling "HURR DURR I'M SO STUPID HURR DURR" but Twilight would think he'd gone crazy.

"Twilight, I have to ask you something."

"What is it, Daddy?"

"Do you happen to know any other... ponies...?"

Twilight looked shocked. She never thought about it before. She thought for a few moments.

"Oh! I know some! One is named uh... Dash... but something comes before Dash... Daring? Flying? Zephyr? No... Uhh... there's a few more... Apple...Apple....something to do with apples! Then there's one who loves gems... uhhh... Rare? Rare Gemstone? Rare... Rare... I can't remember!"

"That's fine. Just continue."

"Then there's one called Pink... Pink... Pinkie..."

Twilight glanced at the Pie Mix Jack had put on the coffee table.

"Pinkie Pie! Yes! That's one! Then there's another... She loved animals, and a part of her name was Shy... Buttershy? Butterfly? Flutterfly? No! Fluttertree! I think that was it!"

Jack cracked up.

"What's wrong, daddy?"

"Oh nothing. Come on, lets see if we can get the power back on."

Jack ran downstairs, while Twilight followed. "Aha! The fuse!" He ran to the fusebox. When he opened it a yellow light appeared and zapped him. He staggered.

"Daddy! What's wrong? Daddy?! DAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!!!"


Jack woke up on his bed. "How did I... Twilight? Twilight?! Where are you?!" Jack looked around. "Right here, daddy! I'm glad you're awake!"

"How long was I asleep?" "A few days." Twilight replied.

Jack's jaw dropped. A few days?! Who was taking care of Twilight?!

"Who was taking care of you?!" Twilight giggled. "Myself, silly!"

"That means you've been taking care of me?!" Jack said, still shellshocked.

"Of course! And the power came back on a few hours after you got shocked!"

"Well, I'm fine now." Jack looked at his electric clock, which seemed to be working again. "It's 11:47 AM?!" he yelled.

"Er--I mean... that's good! Let's go outside for a while, shall we?"

Twilight jumped with joy. Jack saw that as a "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" answer. They both ran outside.


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"Wake up! Wake up!" Twilight pestered Jack. He groaned.

"Not now Twily... C'mon..."

"No! Look! Look at this!" she said excitedly.

Twilight jumped at the TV. It was like a solid block. It didn't move an inch.


Twilight SOMEHOW grabbed the remote with her hooves. Jack was amazed. He knew this was possible in the show, or was it? He didn't remember. Since he got Twilight he didn't watch the show. That is, not like he would never watch it again. It was actually on its 6th season. Hasbro and the Hub had decided to make each season 13 episodes long, therefore at the end of each season there was a 3 month wait in between, then 13 more episodes. It was a good plan, actually. Hasbro had sadly announced that it only had 4 more seasons, which made a total of 10 seasons. But then, a Hasbro employee had leaked that G5 would come, and would be based on the children of the Mane Six.

Anyways, back to the story.

"Watch! I recorded it for you last night!"

She clicked the remote with her nose. Jack stifled a laugh. When she had went into the recordings, though, this is what he had found...




Jack hopped up and grabbed the remote, deleting the episodes of both of the My Little Pony generations.

"What's wrong?"

"N-nothing... Those shows are very... inappropriate.. and.. just... nevermind..."

"But daddy, I've been watching it for a couple of months now."

Jack froze. Had she been watching My Little Pony (FiM and the other generation there) for 2 months?!

"Yeah! Doctor Who is a great show!"

Jack sighed. That was a relief.

"I really wanted to check out that My Little Pony, though... Eh. It sounded too stupid anyways."


Jack and Twilight had gotten breakfast and went outside to play. Time was going nicely for Jack. If Twilight hadn't came, by lore, he would have died that night. The rupture in time had caused Twilight to come to Jack. A week before Twilight had come, he had been diagnosed with liver cancer. He had 1 week and 5 days to live. In 7 days, one week, Twilight had come. That rupture there had saved his life. When he went to the doctor a couple of days later, his cancer was completely gone.

"You know, Twilight. You saved my life."

"How so, daddy?"

"You saved me from great depression. And with that comes... ugh... nevermind that. Tag!"

Jack tapped Twilight. She rolled over, giggling. She rushed after Jack, who had always been a fast runner, but not fast enough to leave Twilight in the dust.

Later that night, Jack and Twilight rolled into bed. Twilight went straight to sleep, while Jack stayed up for a while. Fixed points in time, son! Think! A time rupture could send another creature from another universe into ours. It would rip a huge hole in time and space! Of course, there is a small chance of this happening... Jack remembered his fathers' explanation on time. His father had been studying time, as scientists had believed for the past 50 years that there may be a rip in time and space. Jack ignored it and fell off to sleep.


A man was wandering in all the dust and dirt. His name was Jack. He was apart of the Kalico Kat clan. Hard to believe that only 37 years ago, he had only been 21. He had taken care of a magical little pony. That was all behind him now. All of it. He never wanted to look back to 15 years ago. Taken. Life wasted. Destroyed. He felt terrible. All lost. He stayed in hiding for 13 years, until the Kalico Kats found him. He was now one of the Lieutenants in the clan. They'd given him a home, food, clothes, but he could never forget that terrible day.

A cloud of dust blew up in front of him. He toppled over. "Wake up. You're having a bad dream! Wake up!"


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The heart monitor beeped.



"3...2...1... CLEAR!"



Jack woke up. He quickly checked to see if Twilight was on the bed, but when he put his head up to look around, an excited purple unicorn jumped up in front of him.

"Whoa!" Jack tumbled out of the bed.

"hee-hee-hee! You're so silly, daddy." Twilight giggled.

"Don't scare me like that, Twily."

"Sorry daddy..." Twilight frowned, but when she did, he jumped up and grabbed her.

"Hee-hee-hee-heeeeeee! Weeeee!"

Jack had jumped out of bed, spinning with Twilight in his arms. They fell back onto the bed.

"How about a game of The Price Is Right?" Jack suggested. He had moved the Wii up to his room so they could play in the mornings.

"Sure, daddy!"

Jack jumped up and went to turn on the Wii, but when he went over, he noticed it had fell on the floor by the cracking sound he heard when he went over to the dresser.

"Errrrr Twilight..." He held up the Wii.


Twilight still seemed happy. "Watch this!"

She used her magic to repair the Wii.

"Where did you learn that?!" Jack asked, shocked.

"Oh, just in the magic books that were on the Wii. You know, the ones we downloaded."

Jack smiled. Twilight's vocabulary was getting bigger and bigger by the days.

"Let's go get breakfast, okay? Then we can go outside."

Jack went up to the window to open the curtains, only to realize that it was broken. He had wondered what that sharp pain was when he stood up.

"What happened?!" Twilight exclaimed.

"I don't know... I'll fix it tomorrow. It looks like we won't be going outside, though..."

Jack and Twilight looked outside. It was pouring like hell. Thank God for the roof covering the window. Twilight and Jack rushed down the stairs to see if any more of the windows were broken, and unfortunately, ALL of them were.

"Whoa..." said Twilight.

"Whoa is right. I wonder what happened?"

"Well, daddy... The house was shaking last night, and this might be the cause of it..."

"Earthquake. The first one in 3 years, actually. Eh, how about this. Since there is no thunder and lightning, and the Weather Network says there won't be until later tonight, how about we take the day to repair the windows? Sound good?"

"Yay! Repair workers Daddy and Twilight!" Jack smiled. He could of sworn his heart had exploded like Brian's did in My Little Dashie.

Jack and Twilight took the rest of the day fixing the windows. "Hey daddy, I'll go downstairs and fix the windows, and you can stay up here and fix the upstairs ones."

"Sounds fine to me."

Twilight, already 4 years old. Haha. It seemed like yesterday he had found her.

"Do-de-de-de-do..." Jack hummed.

"AHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed from downstairs.

"TWILIGHT!" Jack rushed down the stairs, only to find Twilight had fell down the ladder while she was trying to replace one of the smaller windows.

Twilight sobbed. "Its okay, shhhh...." He picked her up and cradled her. Jack looked at the ladder, which was on the floor. "D-daddy, I t-think I br-broke my f-foot..."

Jack looked at Twilights back right foot. It was bleeding and had a huge bruise right up to the top of her leg.

"Oh... C'mon, let's go upstairs. Its 9:55(PM). Let's watch Doctor Who and then we can go to bed."

"Ok daddy."

They went upstairs to watch the last episode in the split season. It was pretty cool, including the weeping angels and all. Jack couldn't wait for the new one at Christmas, and Twilight probably couldn't wait either. Jack thought it would be cool to ask if Twilight could send them forward in time to watch it now, but nah.

After the show was over, Twilight had some warm milk and Jack and her went off to bed.


"JACK! JAAAACK!" Ice Wolf, commander of the Kalico Kats screamed. "ICE WOLF!" Jack dove down to grab ahold of her hand and pull her back up onto the earth, but it was no use. The portal to the Dark Realm was pulling her down. She fell in. "ICE WOLF!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Rupture in time... Dimensions... Universal time control..." It was coming back to Jack now. He picked up his energy knife and rushed towards Blue Bass. "WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!!?!!?! SHE WAS ALL I EVER HAD LEFT!!!!" Blue Bass jumped. She pulled out a Kunai (Little throwing dagger from Ninja comics like Naruto, etc) and stabbed Jack. "Auck... auck..."

"Say hello to the Dark Realm, Jack..." Blue Bass pushed Jack. He stumbled back, and fell into the portal to the Dark Realm.



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Hey guys, sorry for being gone for so long. My brain has been blank and I had some deaths in the family and a cat who died. :c

But I'm back now, and I'm working on the next chapter, so only a couple of more days! Remember, I don't have much time to do it because of all the work I'm getting, but just you wait!

-Zephyr Dash