> Rainbow Dash Dies An Awesome Death > by Diablomuerte2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > How Rainbow Dash Died Awesomely > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How Rainbow Dash Died Awesomely Ponyville is a town full of various ponies that all do something to help keep the town prosperous and safe. A certain group of ponies are most famously known as the mane six. Though it isn't something they are addressed by. The group of friends became the elements of harmony and with that they work in unison to overcome problems no matter how mundane or grand the task. So when their brashest member tells them she has something to share with the group, they decide to all meet up at the library and see what news she had to share. The ponies all entered the library, each one wanting to see what the hay their friend wanted to share with the group. Before the other ponies arrived the library had already three inhabitants. The three being the lavender Alicorn Twilight Sparkle, her pet dragon Spike, and the rainbow maned mare herself Rainbow Dash. The ponies entered the door one at a time with the first one being Fluttershy as she was most concerned about what news, whether important or not, she wasn't being shared with privately before hoof. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash had this long standing friendship since filly-hood. So usually if anything was happening the shy mare would be getting first wind of it. The second to enter was a grumpy farm mare. She was busy bucking her apple trees and wasn't in the mood for anything but urgent world ending news. She had a load of responsibilities and knew if Rainbow Dash had anything serious to say, it must be either about the Wonderbolts or some other hogwash. Rarity entered third and was rather hoping the news was something juicy or dramatic. She wasn't having a good week for gossip and since her confidant is the yellow mare, she hasn't had any gossip about the cyan mare who called the meeting. Pinkie Pie entered last with some pop corn and soda in case the news was going to be something entertaining. Pinkie Pie always loves to be entertained and she knows the cyan mare loves to prank and joke around a lot. For Pinkie that is all she needed in her life as the baker was getting a bit empty from the lack of customers for the day. ____________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash was a bit nervous about her announcement, she wasn't sure how she was going to break it to the group. She had to tell them the story of her death but knew it would break their hearts. It was an awesome story with special effects and everything so at least that should entertain them and help them deal with the sorrow. She scanned the crowd and watched their faces, she saw confusion, concern, boredom, excitement, and inquiry. So after getting a good reading from the crowd of ponies before her she began to speak with pride in her chest as she would let them know how it all happened. "Alright every pony now I know you are all busy to a certain extent, Applejack, but you need to all know the story of how your fearless friend had fallen and died." She said while the crowd got all in tears and worry. The voices all started asking questions and Rainbow Dash knew this would be hard. "Wait a cotton pickin minute RD, you tellin me one of our friends up and died?" She asked as if trying to figure out if Rainbow Dash was serious of pulling a fast one. "You know this ain't somethin' ta be joking about." She said as her eyes narrowed. The cyan mare was known for pulling pranks but this was going too far. The rainbow maned weather manager got offended "You think I would make a joke about something so serious? Damn Applejack I know I prank a lot but this isn't funny... now please if you all will let me I will tell you how I died..." She was about to go on before Applejack got in her face. "You had me all worried there for Celestia's sake... I thought you were serious and it's a story about how you supposedly are dead when you standin' right in front of me, you Feather Head!" She was about to stomp out the library in anger not wanting to play any of these silly games. Rainbow Dash had stopped her and gave her a serious look in her eye and started crying a bit "Please ... AJ ... I don't know how much time I have left so let me tell you my story... before I move on." She said pleadingly and the sudden seriousness hit the group. They all sat back down crying a bit and waiting for the athletic mare to carry on. "Alright as I was saying I died today... and it was an awesome death and it happened like this..." ____________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash was the essence of awesome. When awesome needs some extra boost it comes to Rainbow Dash for its needs. Since she was always busy being awesome she had to nap constantly. She had already finished work in 10 seconds flat and was taking a nap on a cloud while news ponies were taking pictures of her because of her coolness being the source of Equestria's protection since she was born.... ____________________________________________________________ "Alright even I have to stop this... seriously Rainbow Dash... I thought you had important information to share before you passed on. How is this even remotely true?" Twilight Sparkle had asked while the others were slowly trying to figure out just what the hay was going on. The rainbow maned pegasus just sighed "Look can I tell you how I died my way or would you rather not know and when I move on to the after life you will have to ask someone else?" The story of her death needed to be told but how Rainbow saw it because it was how she died awesomely not how she died normally. "Fine continue on..." she grumbled something underneath her voice and sat back down next to the already emotionally confused group of friends. "Alright where was I? Oh yeah! So there I was...." ____________________________________________________________ Celestia was checking the cyan mare out on her cloud while putting the sun just where she needed it to be. "Rainbow Dash my favorite subject... is this where you want the sun?" Celestia in her smooth voice asked while winking. The cyan mare wasn't into the princess but it was flattering she wanted some of the Dash. The Dash just nodded her head and waved her off watching a dejected princess head off to Canterlot. Breaking hearts and kicking flank was all just part of being Rainbow Danger Dash. She suddenly heard a loud noise that sounded like her dearest most closest friend, that was also the hottest mare in all Equestria screaming for help. "Help... Help me.. Help me Rainbow Dash the coolest and strongest and sexiest..." ____________________________________________________________ Fluttershy decided to interrupt with her with an "Excuse, me... but I don't think that is what I said," her voice was sheepish and small, she even blushed and hid her head "I am sorry just keep telling your story... but do you really think I am the hottest mare in all Equestria?" She asked while blushing. The group was suddenly silent about this. Rarity was grinning because this was juicy. "Now now Rainbow Dash I didn't think you liked Fluttershy that way." She said almost excited. She knew something was going on between the two rather close pegasi with opposite personalities. She just didn't know what. "Anyways can I continue you know? I don't know how much longer I have before crossing over and stuff so please?" She said while begging she needed to get this story out before the afterlife forces her hoof. The group just nodded as they grew more interested in this story. That Rainbow Dash was presenting as the truth of her final hour in Equestria. "Alright so Fluttershy's all screaming and..." ____________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash could never fail saving a friend she was that awesome. Anytime a friend was in danger she would be there she was the fastest,strongest, coolest, and sexiest mare in all Equestria that was also a super bad ass and had the ability to seduce any mare ... or stallion in all of Equestria. She was like a super hero. She decided to fly off and save the fair maiden Fluttershy who was also super into the hero. She was like always finding excuses to hang out so she could try to get a taste of the Rainbow... but no one can blame her since Rainbow Dash exudes sexiness. Yeah that word exudes. So with Rainbow Dash being super fast and awesome she is able to find her friend easily and see the problem. It turns out Fluttershy was lead into the ever free forest by her stupid bunny and it was being chased by Timber Wolves and Rainbow Dash had found Fluttershy cornered by them. With Fluttershy not being the bravest pony she locked herself in the fetal position and was shaking rapidly as fear set in. Dash knew they were ready to end their game and eat the mare with the hottest flank in all of the universe. Rainbow Dash zoomed in and kicked one of them to pieces and the confusion of what had happened lead them to wonder what the hay just happened. Rainbow Dash ignoring the foolish Timber Wolves checks on her friend and asks her in the most awesome voice ever used "Are you ok... Fluttershy?" The voice was so awesome that Fluttershy had an orgasm just from hearing it.... ____________________________________________________________ "That's a lie.." Fluttershy said before "eep," came out her mouth. She was so embarassed and didn't know what else the story was going to contain but the way it was being told was something that was getting the shy mare worried. "Please keep going I am sorry.. don't be mad." She said while pawing at the floor. "Continuing on I was just getting to the best part..." ____________________________________________________________ As her friend recovered from her orgasm Rainbow Dash decided to protect her while also being turned on. She had to fight off the rest of the Timber Wolves in order to secure her friend and lead her to safety. The Timber Wolves decided they were going to fuse and become a Mega Timber Wolf. It was a deadly beast that was twice the size of a Timber Wolf and five times as deadly. With it's fused state it slammed itself into Rainbow Dash knocking her back against a tree as it decided it was done with her. It started going for Fluttershy and since Fluttershy is practically helpless she just cried out. "Please Rainbow Dash if you save my life I will let you rut me at my house all night long in anyway you want." She said with desperation and the words worked like a charm as suddenly Rainbow Dash was up. She was infused with her calling of tapping Fluttershy's flank. She knew she had to transform herself into Omega Dash in order to save the day.... ____________________________________________________________ "Needs more Pinkie Pie..." Said a particularly pink pony who was done with her pop corn and started gulping her soda. The rest of the group were silently chuckling or blushing furiously to the story. Twilight decided she should take notes in case the Omega Dash was the ability of the element of harmony. "Ahem, as I was saying..." ____________________________________________________________ Omega Dash was now ready to save Fluttershy for the prize of one awesome night with her friend, in bed, no holds barred. It was all the fuel Dash needed to end the Mega Timber Wolf. Omega Dash using her new patented Sonic Rainboom Punch, totally destroyed the Mega Timber Wolf and sent it's body into the air as the bad ass explosion from the attack sent pieces of him flying all over Equestria. In the end there was just Omega Dash and her fair maiden Fluttershy. Omega Dash had reverted to Rainbow Dash who decided to carry the mare with the sweetest voice of all Equestria to her bed room and that night they made love for hours on end with multiple orgasms rocking the tree house. That night Rainbow Dash died an awesome death. ____________________________________________________________ "Wait just a second... how did you die?" Twilight asked forgetting Rainbow Dash was telling some ridiculous story. "Simple I died at the end of the night when I realized the sex and stuff actually happened." She said nonchalantly as if no one else had a problem with how the story ended. "But in the end you, or Omega Dash had slept with Fluttershy... wait you slept with Fluttershy?" She asked with a blush spreading across her face. "Yeah.. I did.. that is how I know I am dead. I woke up in her bed and realized that I just had sex with Fluttershy ergo I am dead, did you not pay attention to my explanation or did you not even hear the story?" She asked angrily knowing full well that seconds from now the grim reaper of ponies would be taking her across the river styx. Rarity was blushing and grinning. "So you... and Fluttershy.. had hot.. wild passionate.." She was going to go on but Fluttershy put a hoof to her mouth. "Rainbow Dash... why are you telling everyone about our night? Why do you keep thinking your dead?" Fluttershy asked a mix between angry and hurt. "Because shy..." She said softly before flying really close so their faces met "I never could in my life actually be with the greatest mare in all Equestria, given that simple fact... I must be dead." She said before kissing Fluttershy softly as if kissing her good bye. Fluttershy genuinely touched by the sentiment behind the words decided to, in front of every pony in the library, give Rainbow Dash another reason to believe she was dead. Twilight immediately screamed "Spike leave now." Applejack looked sick. Rarity had a nose bleed. Pinkie Pie was just smiling. While Rainbow Dash died, another awesome death.