Rainbow Dash to the Rescue!

A certain cyan mare with rainbow mane was making her way down the main street of Canterlot, it was early in the afternoon, the sun shined its radiant rays across the land. Rainbow Dash had received summons from the Princess herself!

”I wonder what it could be?” She thought. As she flew through the city, she noticed that the streets were surprisingly empty for the capital of Equestria.

“Where the hay is everypony,” She said aloud, “It’s Friday, there has to be something to do!” Rainbow could swear she saw ponies peering out of the windows, excited smiles plastered on their muzzles.

”I bet they’re just excited about seeing me.” She shook it off and flew faster toward the castle. She wasn’t going to let a few empty streets ruin her summons from the Princess.

As Rainbow neared the castle, she slowed her approach and made a precision landing directly in front of the main gate. The guards opened the door, their stoic faces not changing as she went through the gate. As she walked through the hall, she heard a familiar chuckle echo through the building.

“Why hello there, Rainbow Dash! How’s the world been treating you?” The voice said before its owner teleported in front of her with a flash of spiraling magenta and purple. The Draconequus stood in front of the cyan Pegasus while munching on a strawberry Pop-Tart.

“Discord? What do you want? Can’t you tell I have to see the Princess?” Rainbow stated with irritation as she tapped her hoof impatiently on the floor. Even if he was a good guy now, she still didn’t like talking with the mismatched creature. At her insult, Discord snapped his talons, and the Pop-Tart was gone, he looked back at her incredulously.

“Oh Rainbow Dash? Can’t we be friends now, I’ve turned over a new leaf,” he stated as a leaf with his face imprinted on it landed on her nose, the leaf then spoke, “Or are you just going to give me the cold treatment?” The leaf disappeared, and frozen block of ice with Discord inside sat in front of her.

“Ugh, I don’t have time for this! I need to see the Princess!” Rainbow took off and flew towards the throne room. ignoring the frozen Discord. He chuckled for a few seconds, causing the ice to crack, shake and rattle, before he suddenly broke free.

“With what’s planned Dashie, I don’t think you want to.” He stated with a sly grin before teleporting out with with a burst of confetti, laughing away as he did.

Rainbow Dash sped down the hall, she was utterly focused on reaching the Princess, as she raced down the corridor, she could see the entrance to the throne room, she landed a few feet from the doorway and skidded to a halt. She then trotted into the room in the most awesome way possible. The Guards watched with the same expression as always. While Celestia’s face still showed the warm smile it always did. Though it seemed a little wider than normal. When she was a few feet from the throne, she kneeled, then Celestia spoke.

“Greetings, my little pony. You must be wondering why you have been summoned here,” She said, while looking down at Rainbow. When she nodded, Celestia continued, “I have a very important task that only you can complete, Rainbow Dash.” Rainbow perked up at those words.

“A task that only I can complete! What is it! This is so awesome!” Rainbow Dash nearly exploded in happiness on the spot, but she managed to hold her enthusiasm in, she looked back to Celestia, waiting for her orders.

“Come with me, Rainbow Dash, we have much to do.” she said, as she led Rainbow down a corridor, before stopping at a marble pillar. Rainbow was perplexed at this, and turned her head toward Celestia.

“Princess, why did we stop here? It’s just a pillar.” She looked back to the pillar, she leaned forward to examine it further, before the Princess pulled her back with her magic.

“This is no ordinary pillar Rainbow Dash, it leads to a secret area in the castle, just watch me.” Celestia’s horn glowed a brilliant gold color, before the pillar slid back against the wall, revealing a secret passageway that looked like it had been recently used. Rainbow’s eyes were wide as dinner plates, she turned to Celestia again, and tugged on her foreleg like a foal trying to get their mother’s attention.

“S-secret passageway?! There’s a secret passageway in the castle! That’s so cool! But what is it for?” She asked, peering down the dimly lit passage. Celestia smiled again.

“It’s for use in emergencies, in case the castle is attacked, ponies can flee down into the undercroft of the castle, as it is difficult to infiltrate, and even more so to find.” She calmly stepped down the stairs, and beckoned for Rainbow to follow her, the cyan mare nodded and quickly followed her into the depths. Once they were far enough down, the pillar slid back into it’s original position, hiding the stairway from prying eyes once more.

A navy blue pony paced around a circular room, a staircase could be seen in the back. And another hallway was across the room from it. The room itself was lightly furnished, the floors and walls were made of a darker gray stone than the castle above. There were several small tables, and a large sofa. The mare ceased her pacing, and stamped her hoof, which was adorned with a light blue, gilded slipper. This mare was Luna, princess of the night, who at the moment sounded angry and impatient.

“Where are those two? Tia’ was supposed to arrive 5 minutes ago! And where is that Draconequus! He’s even later than she is! We need to be ready for the Element of Loyalty as soon as she arrives!” As she finished speaking, the furniture in the room came to life, and rearranged itself, an echoing voice could be heard.

“You called, Lulu? You know I’m always reining in the ideas. ” Discord materialised above her, before landing on Luna’s back, wearing a jockey’s outfit, he pulled reins over her muzzle, and kicked his feet into her sides. He was about to speak when a dark blue glow enveloped him, and he was violently ripped from the Night Princess’ back, and sent hurtling into the corridor.

*CRASH*

“I’m ok!” His voice yelled out, before he walked back in the room with a cardboard box hanging on his tail and an antenna on his head. He snapped his talons, causing them to disappear, and plopped onto a couch, causing it to levitate and flip upside down with him sitting on it. Luna grit her teeth and looked up at him.

“Did you at least bring the costume?” She scowled at him as he waved his lion paw.

“Of course I brought the costume! I may be a ‘Lord of Chaos’, but I never forget the props!” Discord said as he snapped his talons once more, causing a large, almost pony sized Pop-Tart costume to blink into existence under his paw. Luna snorted, and looked at the costume. It was big enough to fit over a pony’s body. It had pink frosting with small holes for the arms, legs, wings, head and tail of the wearer. Now that wearer just needed to arrive.

“Honestly Discord, where do you and Celestia come up with these things?” She asked with an irritated tone, which belied her true thoughts, she was very curious about this plan of theirs. She wondered how it would all come together.

“You’ll see what this is all about once Celestia gets here, Lulu.” He mocked, Luna was about to throw him out again, before she was interrupted by hoofsteps coming from the staircase. They both stared in the direction of the sound, until surely enough, Celestia arrived with Rainbow Dash in tow. Rainbow bowed before Luna, and looked up at Discord.

“Discord! What’s he doin’ here!?” She glared at him, ready to protect the kingdom. Discord stifled a laugh.

“Oh, please, just relax, Rainbow Dash.” Discord tapped her chest with his paw, knocking her onto a pillow. “I’m only here to help your ’Princesses’.” Rainbow quickly got back to her hooves again, and glowered at Discord, who ignored her. Celestia unfurled her wing and held it in front of the angered pegasus.

“There is no need for conflict Rainbow Dash, we have a much more important task at hoof.” She levitated the costume to Rainbow, who took it gingerly in her hooves. She turned to her and cocked an eyebrow.

“What’s this for? I thought this was important?” She looked at Celestia, who surprisingly was beginning to look nervous.

“Well Rainbow Dash, you need wear that costume to,” she trailed off, cursing herself for forgetting to come up with a reason, “to save a new type of pony!” Discord butted in quickly, before gesturing to Luna. Who looked back at him, just as confused.

“What kind of ponies?” Rainbow narrowed her eyes at the three immortals. Before Luna quickly piped in, “Uh, Nordic, Floam Ponies! That’s right! Nordic Floam Ponies! They need your help Rainbow Dash!” She put on her most convincing smile, which caused Rainbow to cringe.

“How come I haven’t heard of em’?” She narrowed her eyes further. Before Celestia added, “because, they’re land has been cursed until recently! For uh, a thousand years!” She put on a warm smile, which seemed to do the trick. Until Rainbow asked another question.

“Why do I need to wear this costume then? I can kick plenty of butt without it!” She stood on her rear hoofs and made punching gestures. Discord was quick to answer her question.

“Because Rainbow, only the ancient element of Nyan can save the Nordic Ga-I mean Floam ponies. And in order to channel its power, you must wear that costume.” He stated matter of factly, almost bursting into laughter. Rainbow nodded.

“If I have to wear this in order to save those ponies, then I will!” She quickly slid the costume on, a perfect fit. Celestia could barely hold her laughter in as she put it on, even Luna was having trouble stopping her laughter. Rainbow Dash stood heroically in front of the three, a small light shining from behind her that didn’t seem to have a source.

“How do I look, pretty awesome, right?” She said, a confident grin on her face. “You look very dashing.” Discord stated, stifling his chuckles. Celestia and Luna held in laughs before Celestia continued.

“Yes, you look quite sweet.” she said, Discord flung himself at the wall, holding in more laughs, while beating it with his paw, while Luna nearly guffawed.

“Yes, you look filled to the brim with confidence!” Luna managed to say, causing Discord and Celestia to stifle their laughs even harder. Rainbow gave no notice, and instead looked around the room.

“So how do I get to their land Princess?” Rainbow asked, Celestia cleared all signs of laughter from her face, and spoke, "You must enter a portal, which Luna and I can open, you must also shout the ‘Nyan’ chant.”

She spoke, having recovered from the laughter, Discord and Luna stood behind her, having composed themselves as well. Discord and Luna stepped forward.

“Rainbow Dash, I shall open the portal for you, Discord shall teach you the chant.”

“Ok, I’ve got the chant down, is that portal opened yet?” Asked an impatient Rainbow Dash. Luna looked to her and nodded, a small blue circular hole in the air sat in the center of the room. Discord gave her two thumbs up, and she took off into the hole while chanting ‘Nyan’ in the pattern and pitch Discord had taught her. Once the portal closed, a small crystal displayed a magical screen, which as soon as it began display, set the three immortals into a fit of laughter that would last for hours. Thunderous laughter could be heard from the city above, as the Canterlot mega-screen displayed ’Nyan Dash’ as one pony called her. Rainbow had even taken it better than expected as well, the publicity making her even more awesome.

A few days later...

Discord lay on the couch, he had a bored expression on his face, and a laptop from the human world sitting in front of him, he was browsing that site the humans called “Youtube”, trying to find something interesting to watch. A wireless router floated through air next to him, it’s gravity having been removed. Written on the side of it, in crude marker was “Intur-dimentional Rowter”. Discord clicked a particular video, labeled as a “Harlem Shake”, as he watched, he perked up, and turned his head toward the staircase.

“Celestia! You have to come check this out!”

THE END

Rainbow Dash ta tha Rescue biatch! (Bonus Chapter)

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Rainbow Dash ta tha Rescue biaatch!

A certain cyan mare wit rainbow mane was makin her way down tha main street of Canterlot, dat shiznit was early up in tha afternoon, tha sun shined its radiant rays across tha land. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Rainbow Dash had received summons from tha Supa-Hoe her muthafuckin ass muthafucka!
”I wonder what tha fuck it could be?” Biatch thought fo' realz. As she flew all up in tha hood, she noticed dat tha streets was surprisingly empty fo' tha capital of Equestria.

“Where tha hay is everypony,” Biatch holla'd aloud, “It’s Friday, there has ta be suttin' ta do!” Rainbow could swear her big-ass booty saw ponies peerin outta tha windows, buckwild smilez plastered on they muzzles.
”I bet they’re just buckwild bout seein mah dirty ass.” Biatch shook it off n' flew fasta toward tha castle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wasn’t goin ta let all dem empty streets fuck up her summons from tha Princess.
As Rainbow neared tha castle, her big-ass booty slowed her approach n' done cooked up a precision landin directly up in front of tha main gate. Da guardz opened tha door, they stoic faces not changin as dat biiiiatch went all up in tha gate fo' realz. As dat biiiiatch strutted all up in tha hall, dat freaky freaky biatch heard a gangbangin' familiar chuckle echo all up in tha building.

“Why wassup there, Rainbow Dash! How’s tha ghetto been treatin yo slick ass?” Da voice holla'd before its balla teleported up in front of her wit a gangbangin' flash of spiralin magenta n' purple. Da Draconequus stood up in front of tha cyan Pegasus while munchin on a strawberry Pop-Tart.

“Discord, biatch? What do you want, biatch? Can’t you tell I gotta peep tha Princess?” Rainbow stated wit irritation as dat dunkadelic hoe tapped her hoof impatiently on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Even if da thug was a phat playa now, her big-ass booty still didn’t like rappin' wit tha mismatched creature fo' realz. At her insult, Discord snapped his cold-ass talons, n' tha Pop-Tart was gone, he looked back at her incredulously.

“Oh Rainbow Dash, biatch? Can’t we be playaz now, I’ve turned over a freshly smoked up leaf,” da perved-out muthafucka stated as a leaf wit his wild lil' grill imprinted on it landed on her nose, tha leaf then spoke, “Or is you just goin ta break off tha cold treatment?” Da leaf disappeared, n' frozen block of ice wit Discord inside sat up in front of her muthafuckin ass.
“Ugh, I don’t have time fo' this muthafucka! I need ta peep tha Princess!” Rainbow took off n' flew towardz tha throne room. ignorin tha frozen Discord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude chuckled fo' all dem seconds, causin tha ice ta crack, shake n' rattle, before da perved-out muthafucka suddenly broke free.

“With what’s planned Dashie, I don’t be thinkin you want to.” Dude stated wit a sly grin before teleportin up wit with a funky-ass burst of confetti, bustin up away as da ruffneck done did.

Rainbow Dash sped down tha hall, dat biiiiatch was utterly focused on reachin tha Princess, as she raced down tha corridor, dat thugged-out biiiatch could peep tha entrizzle ta tha throne room, she landed all dem feet from tha doorway n' skidded ta a halt. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then trotted tha fuck into tha room up in da most thugged-out phat way possible. Da Guardz peeped wit tha same expression as always. While Celestia’s grill still flossed tha warm smile it always done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Though it seemed a lil wider than normal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. When dat biiiiatch was all dem feet from tha throne, she kneeled, then Celestia spoke.

“Greetings, mah lil pony. Yo ass must be wonderin why you done been summoned here,” Biatch holla'd, while lookin down at Rainbow. When she nodded, Celestia continued, “I gots a straight-up blingin task dat only you can complete, Rainbow Dash.” Rainbow perked up at dem lyrics.

“A task dat only I can complete biaaatch! What tha fuck iz it son! This is so phat!” Rainbow Dash nearly blew up like a muthafucka up in happinizz on tha spot yo, but she managed ta hold her enthusiazzle in, she looked back ta Celestia, waitin fo' her orders.

“Come wit me, Rainbow Dash, our crazy asses have much ta do.” her big-ass booty holla'd, as dat freaky freaky biatch hustled Rainbow down a cold-ass lil corridor, before stoppin at a marble pillar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Rainbow was perplexed at this, n' turned her head toward Celestia.
“Princess, why did we stop here, biatch? It’s just a pillar.” Biatch looked back ta tha pillar, she leaned forward ta examine it further, before tha Supa-Hoe pulled her back wit her magic.

“This is no ordinary pillar Rainbow Dash, it leadz ta a secret area up in tha castle, just peep mah dirty ass.” Celestia’s horn glowed a funky-ass solid gold color, before tha pillar slid back against tha wall, revealin a secret passageway dat looked like it had been recently used. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Rainbow’s eyes was wide as dinner plates, dat dunkadelic hoe turned ta Celestia again, n' tugged on her foreleg like a gangbangin' foal tryin ta git they mother’s attention.

“S-secret passageway?! There’s a secret passageway up in tha castle biaaatch! That’s so cool! But what tha fuck is it for?” Biatch asked, peerin down tha dimly lit passage. Celestia smiled again.

“It’s fo' use up in emergencies, up in case tha castle be attacked, ponies can flee down tha fuck into tha undercroft of tha castle, as it is hard as fuck ta infiltrate, n' even mo' so ta find.” Biatch calmly stepped down tha stairs, n' beckoned fo' Rainbow ta follow her, tha cyan mare nodded n' quickly followed her tha fuck into tha depths. Once they was far enough down, tha pillar slid back tha fuck into it’s original gangsta position, hidin tha stairway from pryin eyes once more.

A navy blue pony paced round a cold-ass lil circular room, a staircase could be peeped up in tha back fo' realz. And another hallway was across tha room from dat shit. Da room itself was lightly furnished, tha floors n' walls was made of a thugged-out darker gray stone than tha castle above. There was nuff muthafuckin lil' small-ass tables, n' a big-ass sofa. Da mare ceased her pacing, n' stamped her hoof, which was adorned wit a light blue, gilded slipper n' shit. This mare was Luna, bizzatch of tha night, whoz ass all up in tha moment sounded mad salty n' impatient.

“Where is dem two, biatch? Tia’ was supposed ta arrive 5 minutes ago! And where is dat Draconequus muthafucka! He’s even later than she is muthafucka! We need ta be locked n loaded fo' tha Element of Loyalty as soon as she arrives!” As she finished bustin lyrics, tha furniture up in tha room came ta game, n' rearranged itself, a echoin voice could be heard.

“Yo ass called, Lulu, biatch? Yo ass know I’m always reining up in tha ideas. ” Discord materialised above her, before landin on Luna’s back, bustin a jockey’s tracksuit, he pulled reins over her muzzle, n' kicked his wild lil' feet tha fuck into her sides yo. Dude was bout ta drop a rhyme when a thugged-out dark blue glow enveloped him, n' da thug was violently ripped from tha Night Princess’ back, n' busted hurtlin tha fuck into tha corridor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.
*CRASH*

“I’m ok!” His voice yelled out, before da thug strutted back up in tha room wit a cold-ass lil cardboard box hangin on his cold-ass tail n' a antenna on his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude snapped his cold-ass talons, causin dem ta disappear, n' plopped onto a cold-ass lil couch, causin it ta levitate n' flip upside down wit his ass chillin on dat shit. Luna grit her teeth n' looked up at his muthafuckin ass.

“Did yo dirty ass at least brang tha costume?” Biatch scowled at his ass as da thug waved his fuckin lion paw.

“Of course I brought tha costume biaaatch! I may be a ‘Lord of Chaos’ yo, but I never forget tha props!” Discord holla'd as da perved-out muthafucka snapped his cold-ass talons once more, causin a large, almost pony sized Pop-Tart costume ta blink tha fuck into existence under his thugged-out lil' paw. Luna snorted, n' looked all up in tha costume. Dat shiznit was big-ass enough ta fit over a pony’s body. Well shiiiit, it had pink frostin wit lil' small-ass holez fo' tha arms, legs, wings, head n' tail of tha wearer n' shit. Now dat wearer just needed ta arrive.

“Honestly Discord, where do you n' Celestia come up wit these thangs?” Biatch axed wit a irritated tone, which belied her legit thoughts, dat biiiiatch was straight-up curious bout dis plan of theirs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wondered how tha fuck it would all come together.

“You’ll peep what tha fuck dis be all bout once Celestia gets here, Lulu.” Dude mocked, Luna was bout ta throw his ass up again, before dat biiiiatch was interrupted by hoofsteps comin from tha staircase. They both stared up in tha direction of tha sound, until surely enough, Celestia arrived wit Rainbow Dash up in tow. Rainbow bowed before Luna, n' looked up at Discord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

“Discord hommie biaaatch! What’s da ruffneck doin’ here!?” Biatch glared at him, locked n loaded ta protect tha mackdaddydom. Discord stifled a laugh.

“Oh, please, just chillax, Rainbow Dash.” Discord tapped her chest wit his thugged-out lil' paw, knockin her onto a pillow. “I’m only here ta help yo' ’Princesses’.” Rainbow quickly gots back ta her hooves again, n' glowered at Discord, whoz ass ignored her n' shit. Celestia unfurled her win n' held it up in front of tha angered pegasus.

“There is no need fo' conflict Rainbow Dash, our crazy asses gotz a much mo' blingin task at hoof.” Biatch levitated tha costume ta Rainbow, whoz ass took it gingerly up in her hooves. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch turned ta her n' cocked a eyebrow.

“What’s dis for, biatch? I thought dis was blingin?” Biatch looked at Celestia, whoz ass surprisingly was beginnin ta look nervous.

“Well Rainbow Dash, you need wear dat costume to,” dat dunkadelic hoe trailed off, cursin her muthafuckin ass fo' forgettin ta come up wit a reason, “to save a freshly smoked up type of pony!” Discord butted up in quickly, before gesturin ta Luna. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck looked back at him, just as confused.

“What kind of ponies?” Rainbow narrowed her eyes all up in tha three immortals. Before Luna quickly piped in, “Uh, Nordic, Floam Ponies muthafucka! That’s right son! Nordic Floam Ponies muthafucka! They need yo' help Rainbow Dash!” Biatch put on her most convincin smile, which caused Rainbow ta cringe.

“How tha fuck come I haven’t heard of em’?” Biatch narrowed her eyes further n' shit. Before Celestia added, “because, they’re land has been cursed until recently dawwwwg! For uh, a thousand years!” Biatch put on a warm smile, which seemed ta do tha trick. Until Rainbow axed another question.

“Why do I need ta wear dis costume then, biatch? I can kick nuff booty without it!” Biatch stood on her rear hoofs n' made punchin gestures. Discord was quick ta answer her question.
“Because Rainbow, only tha ancient element of Nyan can save tha Nordic Ga-I mean Floam ponies fo' realz. And up in order ta channel its power, you must wear dat costume.” Dude stated matter of factly, almost burstin tha fuck into laughter n' shit. Rainbow nodded.

“If I gotta wear dis up in order ta save dem ponies, then I will!” Biatch quickly slid tha costume on, a slick fit. Celestia could barely hold her laughter up in as she put it on, even Luna was havin shiznit stoppin her laughter n' shit. Rainbow Dash stood heroically up in front of tha three, a lil' small-ass light shinin from behind her dat didn’t seem ta git a source.

“How tha fuck do I look, pretty phat, right?” Biatch holla'd, a cold-ass lil Kool & Tha Gang grin on her face. “Yo ass look straight-up dashing.” Discord stated, stiflin his chuckles. Celestia n' Luna held up in laughs before Celestia continued. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

“Yes, you look like sweet.” her big-ass booty holla'd, Discord flung his dirty ass all up in tha wall, holdin up in mo' laughs, while whoopin it wit his thugged-out lil' paw, while Luna nearly guffawed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

“Yes, you look filled ta tha brim wit confidence!” Luna managed ta say, causin Discord n' Celestia ta stifle they laughs
even harder n' shit. Rainbow gave no notice, n' instead looked round tha room.

“So how tha fuck do I git ta they land Princess?” Rainbow asked, Celestia cleared all signz of laughter from her face, n' spoke, "Yo ass must enter a portal, which Luna n' I can open, you must also shout tha ‘Nyan’ chant.”
Bitch spoke, havin recovered from tha laughter, Discord n' Luna stood behind her, havin composed theyselves as well. Discord n' Luna stepped forward.

“Rainbow Dash, I shall open tha portal fo' you, Discord shall teach you tha chant.”

“Ok, I’ve gots tha chant down, is dat portal opened yet?” Axed a impatient Rainbow Dash. Luna looked ta her n' nodded, a lil' small-ass blue circular hole up in tha air sat up in tha center of tha room. Discord gave her two thumbs up, n' dat dunkadelic hoe took off tha fuck into tha hole while chantin ‘Nyan’ up in tha pattern n' pitch Discord had taught her n' shit. Once tha portal closed, a lil' small-ass crystal displayed a magical screen, which as soon as it fuckin started display, set tha three immortals tha fuck into a gangbangin' fit of laughter dat would last fo' hours. Thunderous laughter could be heard from tha hood above, as tha Canterlot mega-screen displayed ’Nyan Dash’ as one pony called her n' shit. Rainbow had even taken it mo' betta than expected as well, tha publicitizzle makin her even mo' phat.

A few minutes later...
Discord lay on tha couch, dat schmoooove muthafucka had a funky-ass bugged out expression on his wild lil' face, n' a laptop from tha human ghetto chillin up in front of him, da thug was browsin dat joint tha humans called “Youtube”, tryin ta find suttin' bangin-ass ta watch fo' realz. A wireless router floated all up in air next ta him, it’s gravitizzle havin been removed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Written on tha side of it, up in crude marker was “Intur-dimentionizzle Rowter”. Discord clicked a particular vizzle, labeled as a “Harlem Shake”, as he peeped it, he perked up, n' turned his head toward tha staircase.

“Celestia! Yo ass gotta come check dis out!”

THE END