> Fallout Equestria: In Her Shadows > by Leo Collie > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Prologue > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The blue pegasus mare sat on the ledge of her penthouse patio, saddlebags on her flanks, with her forehooves atop the meticulously hoof-beaten steel railing. She leaned over the railing and looked out at darkened and deserted streets of Canterlot. She knew the Ministry would be on top of her in a matter of hours, and her sense of self-preservation told her she probably needed to flee. Friendship was indeed magic, and the loyalty old friends had shown to tell her she was a wanted mare defied even the most stringent of security clearances. But as she looked down at the city she grew up in; one that had changed so much in the last decade, she recalled all the memories of her time in Canterlot, the good and bad: and began the train of thought to where it had all gone so wrong. Fleetfoot had always thought of herself as good pony. What she had done, she told herself, was for the betterment of Equestria. Betterment of herself was part of the plan too; after years with the Wonderbolts, she had attained a taste for the highest quality and most expensive of things. But she figured that she had earned that right from years of service as a Wonderbolt – for service to the Crown, for Equestria, and for valour. She had practiced this argument with herself enough that she was able to abruptly cut off lines of questioning within her. It also allowed her to preemptively derail the metaphorical train laden with the topic, even if subconsciously knew it was just her meagre attempts to avoid having to justify the entirety of her actions. The mare nonchalantly hopped up onto the railing and balanced on the narrow railing, before rearing up, and executed a head first dive with forelegs extended before her to minimize air resistance. She experienced a familiar thrill in her few hundred foot plummet, the worries plaguing her pushed from the forefront of her mind as adrenaline kicked in, her heart rate increasing, and her white mane coming unkempt in the slipstream. She had missed this feeling. Fleetfoot waited until she was approaching a dangerously low altitude before fully unfurling her wings, making instinctual minute changes to attitude and began a smooth Wonderbolts-style level out at a few dozen feet, street lamps zipping by her. This stunt would normally be considered highly illegal in the sprawling metropolis that was Canterlot, what with traffic and the disruption it would have caused; but at this early hour of the morning, nopony cared for those that would were tucked away in beds or at desks elsewhere in the city. As it was, Fleetfoot’s plunge only garnered the attention of a few distant streetgoers. With powerful and experienced strokes, the Pegasus quickly gained altitude, as the heart of the city faded behind her to be replaced with the more dimly lit suburbs, illuminated in amber tinges by the streetlights. She turned her head to see the distant and magnificent Royal Castle magically floodlit in the dark and cloudy early morning. Fleetfoot blinked and quickly averted her eyes, her night vision now properly wrecked and afterimages from the brightness temporarily staining her retinas. Staying her course, the mare quickly exited Canterlot airspace, bound for anywhere but there; which was an issue. to be resolved She was a planner, yes, and she knew she should have thought this course of action through more, but fear of incarceration was a powerful motivator to forego planning for unpredictability, if only temporarily. And using that very same argument, Fleetfoot knew she had erred in her own planning that resulted in her profiting from the war. Didn’t it always seem that hindsight was twenty-twenty? The pegasus cruised easily through the cool night air, enjoying the kinaesthetic pleasure of the air through her mane, as well as the sensation of her feathered wings pushing down against the air to keep her aloft, making good time in a south-easterly direction. She raised her left foreleg to consult map of the sleek blue Pipbuck attached to it, took note of the early hour of the morning, and set a course for the distant Mareami. It was far enough away from the main economic hubs, and there was (likely) little Ministry presence there that would need to be avoided. Probably. The former Wonderbolt’s ears twitched, a roaring din quickly rising above the sound of the slipstream and the sound of her beating wings. Looking up from her pipbuck and searching the skies for the source, she quickly noticed a streak of light darting through the dawn sky a few miles off. She squinted, and saw a long fat cylinder with a pair of wings and rear stabilizers attached flying quickly past, a rocket motor shooting a plume of fire out behind the rocket. It could only be a zebra strategic missile, for the first time targeting the Equestrian capital. She observed the missile arc its way over the center of Canterlot, the population no doubt in the middle of the peak early morning rush to get to work, before abruptly plunging downward towards the ground, disappearing behind the skyline in its terminal descent. She hovered, transfixed, as a flash of light was visible even in the distance from her vantage point, throwing up unseen but doubtlessly existent shrapnel, as a plume of smoke began to rise; making the site of impact for all to see from miles about. It took the sharp crack of the explosion a couple of seconds to reach her; but even as the crack faded from her ears, she could hear more distant rocket motors reaching a deafening crescendo as they whooshed by her. This time, though, at least one of the Princesses had been alerted to the attack (or perhaps Celestia had been watching over the city as she began to raise the sun), and reacted commendably quick; a bright blue shield was abruptly thrown up from the Royal Castle to encompass the entirety of Canterlot and the surrounding suburbs, resulting in the incoming high explosive rockets exploding uselessly against the barrier, the explosions redirecting shrapnel outwards from the impenetrable barrier. By now, Fleetfoot had recovered enough of her wits to vacate the immediate area and climb to avoid the incoming volleys of missile. The sounds of periodic but frequent explosions had grown less pronounced as she put distance between herself and the capitol under bombardment as the morning sun moved higher into the sky. It was unprecedented to attack Canterlot because of the strategic unimportance of the metropolis militarily. To attack Canterlot meant certain retaliation against Roam, as per the Communally Assured Reciprical Existance (CARE) policy. For a strategy in place in the event of the end of the world, one would think that it would not be used to justify attacks on a civilian population, even if. Ponies were supposed to be the one with the moral high ground in this war, after all. Politics between Canterlot, the Ministries and the High Command of late had been messy. Not to say that they were ever straight forward – pony politics were and always had been notoriously just the opposite. But as of late, rash illogical decisions in upper leadership positions (including that of the Royalty) had been edging on the side of overly provocative to even outright scary. Seventeen years of hostility, and the two sides were no closer to resolution of what was just an overreaction of a rash international incident; now both sides had hooves on buttons, ready to balefire each other to oblivion. The tide of the war was in the favour of Equestria, with its technological advances, and it was likely only a matter of time until Equestria would win. This probably meant that attack on Canterlot had to be desperation. If this was any indication of the state of the Roam Empire, it would probably be for the best if the Equestrian Government stopped adding fuel to the fire. The pegasus became slowly aware she had been absentmindedly looking down at the ground, having been left to her thoughts. She turned her attention back to reality, and took note of the mornings scattered cloud cover far below her, and she took a brief moment to marvel at the beauty of the lush green forest beneath her. It was not something new to her: she’d seen many different and distinct regions of Equestria when flying over them for events or part of deployments with the Equestrian Pegasi Corps, each interesting in their own way. But there was something about looking down on it from so high that made it seem almost prettier, the finer details dissapearing at a distance, appearing to be a shaggy carpet of green. Out of the corner of her eye, a distant metallic something gleamed, not far below the altitude she was at and at least a dozen miles off. She turned her head and searched for it, finding a dark trail of burnt propellent and following it to the point of origin: a zebra missile. It was likely simply an off-target missile that the zebra systems engineers had accidentally improperly programed or had malfunctioned; as it was nowhere near anything of importance. This thought was emphasized as the missile abruptly dived towards the ground in the middle of the forest. She looked away, gazing forward at the path ahead. Just prior to the zebra missile hitting the ground and lighting up the sky in massive explosion, expanding outwards in sphere for a good quarter mile, before receding and imploding into a billowing mushroom-shaped cloud. Fleetfoot’s training took over, and the mare shielded her eyes and face with her forelegs, the perceived thermal energy intense against her blue pelt; her wings making one hard downward stroke and immediately snapping shut, tucking tightly against her body. She as she began falling, screaming obscenities. So the bombs had finally fallen. That had escalated quickly. The game was over, everypony had lost. She needed to get out of the air now and find shelter from the blasts. If the pegasus had her wings fully extended at this proximity to the blast, it was likely that the overpressure from the detonation would dislocate or even break her wings, and that was far more an imminent threat than the radiation. It wasn’t to say that radiation couldn’t kill; judging from the rapid clicking of her pipbuck, she was receiving a rather large dosage, given the lack of shielding or even cover, that would eventually accumulate to fatal levels; but Royal Equestrian Wonderbolt Academy emergency medicine classes had taught her that modern medicine could cure radiation, but it couldn’t cause broken wings to set in free-fall. So she proceeded to pray to Celestia as she fell, before the overpressure from the balefire explosion buffeted her hard in freefall for several seconds, accomponied with a thunderous roar, knocking the wind from her, before both abruptly receeded. Seizing the opportunity, the blue pegasus regained a flying posture and spread out her wings, and shot at the ground as fast as she could; flaring hard before impact with the ground. She folded her wings, and took stock of her surroundings: she had landed in the middle of a forest, somewhere beyond Ponyville. She lifted her foreleg to look at her pipbuck. but the electromagic pulse from the balefire bomb had knocked out her pipbuck, which would require a specialist reboot, making position checking impossible. Se couldn’t stay where she was. Ponyville was out of the question, given the balefire bomb detonating not far from it. Multiple flashes of light and deep, distant rumbles reinforced her point, in addition to the flames of the burning forest miles distant. As she started to move, she found herself unwilling to go anywhere immediately, falling back on her flank to look up at the sky and the distant black mushroom clouds rising high into the sky. Tears began to gather in her eyes as realization set in. She had a hoof in this. She had contributed to the end of the world and there was blood of millions on her hooves. She’d run, thinking that the Ministries had wanted her, yet she had inadvertently saved herself from destruction she had deserved. She sat and pondered her situation, her past, her future. And the tears flowed freely, quiet sobs wracking her body as her one outlet for the grief and devastation of the loss of everything: materials she had had, ponies she had cared for, her livelihood: gone up in a cloud of ash – or in the case of Canterlot, a cloud of pink mist. The train of thought idly digressed to ponder the fate of Cloudsdale, before Fleetfoot reluctantly accepted that it would have been a primary target and likely ceased to be anymore. The realization that the skies had darkened; cloud cover encompassing the entire horizon was dully acknowledged by her overstimulated mind. Fallout from the detonations must have already begun to gather in the sky. That was fast, though she couldn’t fault the pegasi for their lack of interest in clearing the radiation-laden clouds in this instance. Canterlot, Fillydelphia, Baltimare: all the economic centres of Equestria would now be aflame, as the thick torrents of billowing black smoke in the far distance showed that they doubtlessly ceased to exist as they did. The zebras were not the sort to botch up an attack like this. She knew this first hand from experiance derailing and countering zebra military effors; and she was also confident that the Equestrian balefire response would have inflicted more devastation than the zebras had managed to inflict on Equestria, as per CARE . That left her with nowhere to go. She could continue towards her original destination of Mareami. Escaping the Equestrian Government was no longer the reason to get there; it was the hope that its relative lack of importance didn’t make it a target. She had nowhere else to go, nowhere to be. She needed shelter to wait out the immediate fallout from the bombs. It also appeared the long-jeered survival and Chemical/Radiation training she had received back at the Academy would actually save her life. The dark grey pegasus colt lifted his head up in a daze, giving the memory orb and recollector sitting on the floor before him an odd look, and preceeded to rereading the terminal journal entry written before him, before collecting his thoughts and regaining situational awareness. He began to search the little cottage he had stumbled into for something additional to help explain what he had just seen. There was a thick film of dust over the contents of the room (as well as the bed) from at least a hundred and fifty years of neglect, a trail of hoofprints from his initial search of the room; but his second, careful inspection through the shack yielded nothing of value. Slightly dejected by the lack of forthcoming answers, the colt made his way over to the recollector, and moved it and the orb with it into his saddlebags, before moving out of the small structure, mind actively wondering what had happened to that dark blue mare. Fallout Equestria: In Her Shadows > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Equestrian Badlands was a misnomer for the place. It really was not that bad: sure, it was mainly a barren wasteland that was barely capable of supporting crops and life, but then it was largely avoided just that reason. It even had the fortune of not having perpetual cloud cover that was over a large portion of the rest of Equestria. But what singularly made the Badlands an ideal place for a settlement following the balefire apocalypse was its unique isolation from everything. One such settlement in the badlands (and arguable the furthest pony settlement into the vast desert ever established) was the town of Derbyshire, which had come into existence about fifteen years after the Great War. A small number of ponies that had the dubious "luck" to have survived the apocalypse managed to form a close-knit group (in several cases they established families), and lived out of an abandoned Royal Equestrian Army Reserve depot on the rural outskirts of Baltimare for a number of years. Unfortunately, rivalling armed bands were drawn to the depot because the military nature of the premises seemingly promised advanced and powerful weapon systems, which motivated the attacking faction to ignore the overwhelming firepower of the defenders. This caused the raiding band to achieve an ironically futile pyrrhic victory by causing the defending group that was far less inclined to combat to hastily evacuate and withdraw: managing to escape without substantial casualties. The raiders, meanwhile, found no such advanced military weaponry that was accessible to them. The remainder of the group came to the shared realization that the breakdown of civilization that had been so awful and so cruel as so far, had not fully plunged into the deep, dark depths of depravity as of yet. The group scavenged resources, literature, tools, consumables and weapons - a heavily-loaded cart hitched to each pony - the two dozen ponies trekked a massive distance, leaving Equestria proper in the process, bound for the badlands. Following a lengthy journey into the sweltering badlands, a site was finally chosen on the roadside of the cobblestone road leading even deeper into the badlands, and to the Equestrian border a few hundred miles further on. The position they chose was atop a gently and gradually sloped ridge, with which the settlement was given a sweeping view of the waste to all sides. The settlers unloaded their provisions, and broke all but a few of their carts down for material to build homes. Holes were excavated atop the ridge that was their new home; which the sheet metal bought with migrant ponies used to construct humble subterranean single-room homes in these holes, with dimensions of roughly 10 meters by 10, and a relatively average ceiling. They had compacted dirt floors, with walls and roof constructed from sheet metal, and a straight earthen staircase leading up the surface, with a metal door affixed horizontally to the ground. These homes were then buried with the previously unearthed dirt (which coincidently, mercifully provided insulation to what would be otherwise an intolerably hot hovel), accessible through the one surface-level door and down the stair case. In total, twenty of these homes were created in an oval shape - some claiming the layout only inadvertently ended up resembling a derby; which, in true Equestrian form, the town was christened the very clever and original name of "Derbyshire". While a large percentage of the settlers had been hard at work creating homes for new community, the remainder had been at work, seeking out a means to provide water for the town. The settlers had bought a large supply of food and water, but the consumption of water in the sweltering heat had been significantly higher than anticipated. As such, the single geologist unicorn mare that was with the group (who had survived due to a fluke of a field excursion to a moderately distant location to take mineral samples) had her work cut out for her. She persevered through a week of hard surveying and conducting of soil samples, however, and her knowledge and expertise had resulted in a quick determination that there was an aquifer not far from the town. The excavation of a small deep well commenced, following the conclusion what was perhaps the first democratic vote the settlement had. The hole was nearing thirty metres in depth, with a pair of ponies digging through clay, and having the dug up clay bucketed out, before the water table below ground began to fill the hole up to the water table level: much to visible relief to the mare in charge of the operation. A Geiger counter radiation test still measured that the water had higher than background levels of radiation, but it was still far safer to drink than most water found in the Equestrian wastes. Attainment of water complete, the last major task for the community to complete was to turn useless desert land into a viable patch for crops. This was recognized as the 'hard part' - a small team of ponies were outfitted with weapons and tools to return to Equestria for a few cartfuls of soil to start crops. The supplies of fertilizer, seeds, tools, and other necessities had already been transported, but the largest issue was the very poor soil of the badlands was unable to support the crops. With time, composting and magic, it would be possible to enhance the soil, but in the meantime, there was no alternative. It took two weeks for the team to return, wagons in tow, laden with soil and a few other miscellaneous goods obtained along the way. In that time, soil was shifted, and preparations made to plant. The soil was laid and ploughed, seeds were dropped, and the water from the well-used to hydrate the four acres of crops. That first season was the hardest, with poor crop turnout and fears of starvation; but lessons were learned, irrigation prepared in advance and composting had been done in earnest to provide soil for the next season, allowing the expedition to instead focus on attaining products and materials to raise the standard of living for those in Derbyshire. Each successive season from that point on became progressively more fruitful. Teams returning to Equestria for materials and goods occasionally returned with a few more ponies, and, years later, a trader; who returned to his town with fresh produce for the first time. This placed Derbyshire on the post-apocalyptic map, and made the town quite prosperous for what it was. The infrastructure was improved as the years progressed: more subterranean houses were built; a modestly-sized town hall was constructed, as was a school. By the one hundred and seventy four year-mark after the Great Balefire Armageddon, the population of Derbyshire had blossomed to a hundred and twenty ponies. "And that concludes today's lesson on the history of Derbyshire. Don't forget your speeches on who is a role model to you and why, which we're doing next Monday. Have a good weekend, and class dismissed." The collection of fillies in the ramshackle room that constituted the schoolhouse looked up, dazed at the seemingly abrupt conclusion of their teacher’s never ending oration (though the brief summarization near the end should have alerted them had they been paying any attention), before collectively cheering, taking to their hooves, and frantically fought each other to escape out the door of the schoolhouse, to the chagrin of the blue-maned grey pegasus stallion with a cutie mark of a globe standing at the front of the room. The teacher hastily called out a few reminders, and watched with morbid fascination as the last filly cleared out of the room in less than a minute flat. Emerald Dawn sighed, and cast his gaze over the now deserted classroom, and collected his notes and books strewn somewhat haphazardly about his desk; placing them into his saddlebag which he then donned. Not many of his students had particularly given a care about today's lecture, he dully thought as he nudged his pupil's chairs under their desk in their absence. Not that he could blame them for their disinterest: Derbyshire was a dreadfully old, dull town with an equally long and dull history. Even he shared that sentiment. But this collection of fillies were too young at the ages of about six to ten, to learn about Equestrian history and the fate of this once-paradise; which left only Derbyshire as a history topic. The town had about twenty five foals, with a fairly balanced ratio of colts to fillies, who had lessons in the schoolhouse four days a week. A handful of older ponies and ponies who had graduated the basic curriculum that the school had showed up for lengthy in-depth lectures on Saturday and Sunday afternoons about varied topics such as history and theory in regards to the physical and arcane sciences. Unfortunately, this was a small minority: as a school teacher in an agricultural-centric town, he had the unfortunate knowledge that most of his pupils had more interest in practical matters, such as the most time-effective way to raise corn, than the socio-economic policies from almost two hundred years ago. Perhaps worse, only just in the latter half of his first year of teaching, he was only just beginning to recognize just how prominent the town's unfortunate anti-intellectual attitude was, and how disheartening it was for him; what with a disturbingly large proportion of colts and mares leaving his class before they had even graduated basic education to work on the family farm due to negative pressure from family. Large amounts of money were earned from exports of grown goods, and families had their foals out doing farm chores from early in their lives. Over time, education became secondary to the maximization of time to do more work to make more. Emerald could understand why foals left school too early on, but disagreed with it due to professional opinion. The young grey pegasus had escaped the anti-intellectual pull easily as a foal: his mother, Stardust, had been Derbyshire's schoolteacher. This equated to mean that there was no chance at all he would have been allowed to escape his mother’s classes, as long as he was under his parent’s roof. Not that he would have anywhere to go had he fled, unless he joined up with a caravan to see the world, or went to work with one of the farms. Fiery Dawn, his father, was a bookkeeper for several of the larger farms, and had managed to encourage his interest into the field of mathematics; though this interest had waned fairly quickly, it had cemented in place his curiosity and desire to learn. There were also social reasons for why: he was already considered different because of his wings, and inadvertently ostracised simply because he was the only pegasi in the town – or to be approximate, the only in the one and a three-quarter centuries of existence. Both Stardust and Fiery Dawn had been dumbfounded when the delivering doctor held up the new-born foal – with a pair of fledgling wings; the offspring of a unicorn mother and an earth pony father should have resulted in him being either an earth pony or a unicorn, as per the usual Punnett Square. In Emerald’s case, the doctor had explained, deeply recessive traits that could have only been anticipated on a pedigree chart had resulted, and as such, he had been born a pegasi. According to the roving traders that came to the town biweekly to exchange goods for produce, he was one of just a few pegasi around; apparently, they were exceedingly rare to come across in the modern Equestrian wasteland; especially the ones that were not of Enclave origin. There were rumours that defectors from the Enclave who came down to the surface had their cutie marks burnt off, and replaced with a seared-on Rainbow Dash's iconic cloud and thunderbolt. Emerald had sincerely doubted the rumours, and dismissed them as simple idle hearsay. Emerald did a visual once over of the classroom, before pushing the door open, and stepping out into the sunlight. He squinted for a moment as his eyes readjusted to the dazzlingly bright mid-afternoon sunlight in the baby blue sky, letting the door slam shut behind him from the hot dry breeze. He yawned, stretched his legs and neck, and spread his wings for the first time in hours now free of the confines and responsibility of a classroom. Endorphins flooded the pegasus’ mind in response; and in a state of momentary bliss, bought his wings down to propel himself skyward. He changed the aspect of his wings to propel himself upwards and forward, gracefully soaring into the clear sky. Stabilizing his flight at a moderate altitude with hardly a pant, and entered a gentle banking circle, the grey pegasus peered down at the town below him: a dreary and rough two acres of flat dusty land that made up the town ‘center’ of Derbyshire; a well-worn, hoofbeaten elliptical path, ringed with dilapidated horizontally-lying doors in the ground leading to moderately sized, if rudimentary, homes. In the middle of the oval, there were the two-story town hall, a handful of single story buildings, and the schoolhouse packed closely together in a grid plan. Visible in the distance were a half dozen or so farmhouses, and acres of lush healthy crops, that were decentralized from the town. The pegasus began a gradual spiralling glide down to the street, killing off forward velocity immediately prior touching down at a walking gait, taking barely a second to catch his footing. He proceeded to trod through the main street down the centre of town, politely nodding to shopkeepers and ponies passing him, pausing at a produce stall with a bored purple unicorn mare sitting behind it in the shade, reading a worn magazine. The unicorn looked up, noticed Emerald before her stand, rummaging through his saddlebags for his small satchel of bottle caps: prompting her to get to her feet eagerly. It had been a slow day of business. “Afternoon, Emerald. How did today’s class go?” the mare inquired politely. “Hey, Lula,” he replied, immediately slightly exasperated at the topic of conversation; however understandable a topic it was, given his career as a schoolteacher. “The foals had absolutely no interest about Derbyshire history, and probably absorbed more from the desks they dozed on than my class.” He abruptly changed the topic, as he took stock of the selection of apples on the counter before him. “How’s business today?” The pegasus selected two apples and gingerly placed them in his bag, and chose one more that he chose to crunch on with some gusto, as Lula levitated out a number of bottle caps from the satchel, tightened the drawstrings and replaced it back in Emerald’s saddlebag. “Oh, it was a fairly boring day, not many sales. And that was nine caps, and I’ll see you tomorrow, Emerald. Have a good day.” The pegasus gave a polite nod, still crunching on the apple as he resumed his walk home. Emerald Dawn allowed the door to the subterranean family home that he and his father occupied slam shut behind him, and trotted down the earthen stairs. “Hey dad, I’m home. I come bearing apples,” he called out in greeting, as he entered the compact living area, illuminated by a dim light swaying gently from the ceiling. The pegasus turned to see his father sitting in the cramped kitchen, at the little plastic table they had bought from a trader a few years back. Two platefuls of vegetables sat on the table. He dropped his saddlebags on the floor to be moved to his room at a later point in time, and approached his father to give him an affectionate embrace. “Welcome home, Emerald,” the blue maned white furred earth pony said, as he pulled from the the clasp to allow his son to sit at the table. The grey pegasus promptly dug into his meal, with idle small talk occurring over how their days went, before deteriorating to silence to eat for a few. “How did the lessons go?” Fiery started, having previously consumed a portion of his meal prior to Emerald’s arrival. Emerald made a decidedly unpleasant noise midchew, and swallowed to elaborate. “It went alright, mostly: mathematics was a touch and go topic as the foals are having difficulty understanding the concept of multiplication. Given this, it is not boding well that we will get to division on schedule. The class is progressing nicely in regards to understanding written language: we’ve reached solid basic foundational reading skills and even more basic writing. I expect that they will attain a modest level of literacy comprehension within the school year. Furthermore, the foals were mostly well behaved, despite several minor verbal altercations. As for my history lesson...” The teacher trailed off pointedly, before continuing his explanation. “I presented the material in the most interesting fashion I could possibly do, but I think that presenting what even I admit is dull historic material to foals that are too young to fully comprehend was a mistake. It was a waste of valuable lesson time, which I already lack enough of to teach what I feel they need to know to make it here. I should have taught the adult class that next Saturday.” As the young pony took another mouthful of vegetables, Fiery saw the opportunity to interject and console his son, and utilized it immediately. “Your mother said the same thing countless times about her lectures; that she felt it was a waste of time and effort for both her and her pupils. She was amazed when, time and time again, they showed they learned more than they let on. Don’t be disheartened by what you feel is a failure of a lesson plan: if nothing else, you learned as much as they did-” The earth pony caught his misspeak too late, and maintained a steady look at his half eaten plate of food as he noticed a bemused smirk emanate from Emerald. “You know what I mean,” Fiery shot back with a hint of mock defensiveness, a grin growing on his face. “Mhm,” came the feigned and disbelieving reply to the gaffe. “So, with that, how was your day, dad?” Fiery Dawn happily seized the new conversational topic and ran with the conventional post-work mealtime ritual of talking about what he knew best: accountancy. He was the most numerically competent pony in the area, and was widely sought after by the large farms exporting the literal fruits of their labour and their corresponding influx of wares. "It was largely unexciting; I just went into the town hall for an hour at about midday to do the daily expenditures. Not one of the six ponies in the place seems to be able to do basic assets and liabilities! Its not that I haven’t shown them what to do, its that they are simply lax, sloppy and imprecise about it." Emerald finished the last of the meal from his plate, listening to Fiery’s more detailed recount of his dull day digress into an elaborate on the various incompetencies of Derbyshire officials and their staff. He stood and took the plate in his teeth and carried it to another table with kitchen provisions and utensils neatly stacked on one side, and a bucket of soapy water on the other. He dunked his plate into the tepid water with a twist of his head, and swirled water around the plate to collect the microfragment remains of his meal, before tipping the plate to the side to allow the water to run off it and back into the bucket. The pegasus noticed his father grinning at him, as his intonations began to imply he was concluding his long winded tirade. "...and I guess thats why they pay me the big bucks." The stallion returned the direct look with a glare of mock disapproval, with an accompanied groan at the poor pun. Fiery maintained an expression of amusement at the reaction to his atrocious word play. “Oh, and sorry to be the bearer of bad news: Ivory Spring stopped by this morning to ask me to remind you that you have the rostered guard duty for the night.” Another audible moan emanated from Emerald around the dishcloth in his mouth before the sentence was completed: he had been rostered for a few night postings a week to patrol the town at the nagging insistence of the chief of the guard, Ivory Spring. She had been so insistent because of the distinct advantages that a pegasus would have in the event of a gunfight - something she was quick to reassure that would not happen. He quickly and efficiently dried the plate and gingerly placed it atop a small pile of other plate, and turned to Fiery to continue the discussion. "Ugh, I had hoped it was next week. I resent that Ivory pressured me into making a commitment. I told her I am a teacher, not a soldier: her reply was simply that ‘it isn’t a dangerous duty and all I need to do is fly about with light armour with a gun and act tough in the unlikely event something happens’." Fiery shrugged. "From what I can see, this isn’t a bad thing to have going: it is a night shift, twice a week, and you get paid at a premium because of your...” He gestured at the stallion’s folded wings with a hoof. “..unique skillsets. You may have to teach a class tired, and if you are so adamantly against it, then why not tell Ivory you don't want to do it?" Emerald Dawn tilted his head from side to side, weighing up potential replies and potential courses of action with a building grimace on his face, before giving a resigned sigh upon reaching a conclusion. “You have a good point there, dad. I’ll stick with it for the mean time.” The pegasus looked up at the clock against the tin wall, and counted a few short hours of sleep before his shift was to begin. He made to exfiltrate the paternally-dominated conversation. “Hey dad? I would love to stay up and talk, but I unfortunately need to be up in a few hours, and I have had rather a long day...” Fiery Dawn nodded politely, recognizing the logic in the statement. “Of course. I’ll be awake until you go, see you later.” He nuzzled his son. “Good night, Emerald. Sleep well; I love you.”