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Kalreas
Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.
Kalreas
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dis gun be good
Mueheheheheheh
Pretty decent, nice introduction to the story. A little indent is nice for the beginning of each paragraph, but that is subjective. Keep up the good work.
Well, I am gonna keep tabs on this. And lol at Rare's admission (if it was one...).
Movement restriction.
Is that what you call it then?
Imma watching this.
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I suppose "light bondage" could have also worked, but that just seemed a bit too dirty a term to use, personally.
When's the next chapter?
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Hopefully in about.. 4 to 5 hours, it'll be almost done, then it'll probably take a few good look-overs, a few modifications, then it should be releasable.. so...
Next chapter should be out in about 4-6 hours.
Studying and all.
Edit: Next chapter will also be Friday Night, the first clop chapter. Kinda nervous.
2654349 I hope he cums inside of her!
I must consult with my gods on this one. Thom, Guy is this good stuff?
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THEN IT SHALL BE SO!!!
Nice job mate. Cheerio.
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Unfortunately, things didn't quite work out. Next chapter might be out tomorrow night. ((Might work out like that for all the rest of the clop chapters.))
New chapter! Hooray.. I think.
2660022 Clever hiding of the music link. Wonder how many people will find it.
Smart way to hide it. I found it completely by accident when my hand slipped on the touchpad.
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Enjoy the secret.
Well, the fic's interesting so far, even when I'm not really into anthro fics. (To be honest, the pic of the fic raised my interest, I love it).
Might as well give you a thumbs up and a follow on this story.
HA, very well-placed and clever secret, you are one tricky guy. Anyhow, the chapter is pretty nice, the description and words used for the sexual intercourse is very decent and pretty nice. Overall, the chapter is pretty nice and soft, well done. Good job on the execution. I'll be making a follow to this story now, it holds a nice promise.
Keep up the good work man.
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Thanks! Your kind words help my progress.
And by that I mean that the next evening will hopefully be coming out today.
Nevermind I found it it was too small to press without my s-Pen
im liking this story
Ahh, quite a nice chapter. Certainly reveals some interesting cues and hints that may show hidden desires or agendas, especially with Twilight and Rarity.
Why was Twilight so surprised with Guard White showing up on her doorsteps that she stutters on her sentence, and for that matter, why did she play 'tug-of-war' at Rarity with him as it is revealed to be in a relationship with Rarity in a shocking manner? Really makes me wonder what's the true purpose of having someone to watch Spike as Twilight heads out to do something, and also too about the exact relationship with Guard White, seeing that she knows his name.
As for Rarity, seen how she she acted in this chapter, makes me wonder how true her relationship with White actually is. It has been pointed out that they have been in a relationship for two years, and during that time Rarity had never revealed to one of her closet friends about the identity of her lover and even lied about him being part of the Royal Guard, which Guard White wasn't during the last 2 years as a couple. In addition, what's the purpose to introduce Guard White personally to Twilight about him being Rarity's lover, as how she even orchestrated the timing when he should knock on the door to introduced himself. What does this accomplish by showing her romantic partner in front of Twilight's face, and as well as how deep is her fascination to be recognized to be dating a noble or one of royalty. Hidden agendas for sure, one thinks.
Overall, it shows some quite... delicate impressions and cue that can reveal a more complex and interesting motives behind each character, but that's my speculations. Nice chapter my friend, keep up the good work.
By the way, I found your secret link, it seems that you have some fascination with the website it links to, huh? And the music that goes with it
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That's quite the comment, and I commend you for taking in such details, when in fact, I had only really thought of about half of those things myself.
I'll definitely give those some delicate thoughts. Thanks!
For one:
Normally, as you can guess, having any guard of any sort come knocking on Twilight's door could mean several things, including danger from Canterlot, a message from the Princess being delivered the only way it could, since Spike was sick, the list goes on.
The fact that it came to a surprise to Twilight about the true relationship status between Rarity and Guard White is because they had only rarely seen them together, as being a Canterlot Guard takes a lot of time. Not to mention, trying to earn your way up to Royal Guard as soon as possible. Having said that it's a rarity to see them together, it means that they don't know all that could have happened, and Rarity isn't about to really share her sex life experiences with her friends that early, is she? I would imagine not.
For two:
Whoo, that's a lot.
The fact that Rarity and White have been together for so long is a promise that he made to her when they first started dating. I'll be bringing that up next evening.
That bit alone for now. Yes, it has been pointed out that they have been in a relationship for just over two years, as of the date that this story takes hold. However, that doesn't mean that Rarity's kept him a secret or lied to her friends about him, or his situation. The mane 6 know that Rarity is, in fact, in a small relationship. They simply don't know how far it's really developed, or how much they care for each other.
((Like I said in the author's note; I'm new to relationship things.))
And for the record, he did become a Royal Guard at the beginning of this weekend. Rarity hasn't exactly gotten out word to her friends that he's Royalty yet.
If there's anything I missed, feel welcome to let me know. You've actually given me some more ideas for what to do next evening.
((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Sorin "Kalreas" Kanire
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And I don't know about you, but having a bearded man singing to me in a high pitch calms me down.
Don't look at me like that.
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Thanks! Real good words to hear after not having updated this story in ages.
More story and details will be given next chapter.
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I'm glad this had updated, and the idea of the scene from Rarity's POV sounds cool.
3359566 Xenophillia?
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I've read that fic, and I didn't much like it as much as I thought I would.
That said-
Thank you, both, for unknowingly reminding me that I need to update this story.
That picture...
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3589568 Honestly, I've enjoyed Xenophilia more for the world building than the clop it was intended to be. That said, I like some of the spinoffs and recursive fanfics that deal more with the characters or the world around them than gratuitous sex like the original basically was. For example, Divided Rainbow didn't even have any sex until about chapter ten or eleven, and that scene wasn't even on screen, as it were. The first on screen roll in the hay isn't until Lyra gets back from her sabbatical in about chapter sixteen or so, and she and Lero basically just eat each other's faces off before falling in a stream.
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I agree, I personally read Xenophilia for it's worldbuilding and general storyline, skipping the majority of the clop scenes.
3820093 Yeah, as I said, a lot of the size stories and such don't even have any clop scenes in them. And when sex is integrated, it's almost always because romance or heat came up.
Read Xenophilia: Advanced for a fic set in the Leroverse that centers around a different human appearing in Equestria. I'm pretty sure there's no sex, but I can't remember exactly.
A NEW CHAPTER?!
I DO NOT DESERVE THIS CREDIT. I DID ALMOST LITERALLY NOTHING EXCEPT INFORM YOU THAT YOU WEREN'T WORKING.
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YOU PUT IN A GOOD NUMBER OF PARAGRAPHS
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOUR MEMORY IS TERRIBLE
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stahp thinking i made a significant contribution. i gave you like three ideas you rolled with. the other ones fell into the miasma or whatever
You sir(or madam) have done good. Have a well deserved stache.
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I am a sir, and thank you for the lovely comment.
I also have absolutely no relationship experience, so this entire story is just me winging things.
Sorry if this chapter* came across weird or anything similar in general.
*edit: read as "entire story"
Finally got to read this!!!!!!!!!. I put off the new chapter for too long. Looking forward to the next one.
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YOU put off the chapter for too long?
PFF, HAH
I still wait for so long time.
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It's hard to believe I was still in school last time this story was updated.
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It's been... A lot longer than two years. But hey, last chapter coming soon!
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Bet you weren't expecting another chapter.
I think this story may need Second Person tag, if the description isn't deceptive.
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Added. Thank you.
I'm still a little new to actually tagging things in such a manner.