Discord is bored out of his skull, so he decides to forget about the fourth wall so he can have someone to talk to.
That means you.
I don't know what to expect from this, hopefully laughter on your part.
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Jioplip
I write silly things! Oh, and occasionally something serious.
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Poor hungry Discord.
2466571 It's gotta suck, not being able to eat anything.
I'm enjoying this fanfic.
I like this interpretation.
So, Discord, are you the one who created the platypus?
so discord how was luna changed into nightmare moon?
If possible. Spawn a few cats and slap them with the cats.
Why would my mother listen to you exactly?
I see. when I look across the worlds, there are either changelings such as what you have described, changelings like me, or corrupted flutterponies (usually you're involved.)
Also, could you explain screwball? she's another non-constant constant across the various realities, ranging from a discorded pony to your daughter. who or what is she in your version of reality?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a parasprite?
How were paraspites created.
Were is your mother now.
Have you ever got marryd with a pineapple.
Have you ever been in love.
To answer YOUR two questions.
1) You are yet another constant, and your suaveness seems to bleed to all other versions of you throughout the multiverse.
2) the Doctor... admittedly an odd pony, if we're referring to the same Doctor. it's confusing here, as there is a whole family of ponies named Whooves, and the Doctor, while looking similar, has no relation to them. he sort of just appeared. he has a weird heartbeat too. it's like he has two hearts or something...
anyway... there is one major thing that bothers us Changelings more than anything else... FLUTTERPONIES. unfortunately, they exist in my reality, and are a constant source of annoyment for my species, and not just because we have the same diet. have you ever had to deal with those insufferable flitter-brains? or bushwoolies?
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To bounce of his vague comment of the doctor the doctor is a TIME LORD, an alien race that have the ability to travel through time and space. the "Blue Box" is a T.A.R.D.I.S., it stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. he knew who you were because he had already met you you will in the future. you will meet him later and he will know nothing about you. As for the reason that the T.A.R.D.I.S. was a blue box is that his cloaking mechanism is broken so it is stuck looking like a police call box. If you want to know what that is then ask next time. Allons-y!
2563309 Ah, that would explain it.
Sorry. I was in a low signal zone.
Hi Discord. First YOU ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT MLP FiM! Secondly I was wondering if you know any ways to get rid of annoying people. Oh, And any way I can come visit? SEE YA MOST AWESOME THING ABOUT MLP FIM!
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We can't tell him about that. He is not ready for the existintal crisis that would cause and even though I could prove he exists with a free will of his own anyways I don't feel like it right now.
I'm in some sort of cavern full of crystals 3 miles southeast of Ponyville. the crystals have weird properties and are sending my thoughts and words across the multiverse.
Chapter title: Musical Interlude 2: I Will Kill Your Friends
Well this is going to be interesting...
Me:
U wrote this on the wii u wow
Hello discord, here have some triangles ◢◣◢.
Question do you think dash is gay? I d k why I asked I'm just being random.
☠ here have a skull.
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Hello, just responding for the sake of you haven't faved this fic, so you won't be updated when the new chapter is up.
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Ditto for you, I'd hate for anyone to miss Discord's responses.
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I hope I didn't disappoint!
the 2 is there because the_Changeling_Prince_1 was already taken.
I've been looking around the multiverse, and I've noticed that while your essential personality doesn't change, you are slightly different in Chaos levels, ranging from simple prankster
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to Evil overlord who completely corrupts ponies when bored. (look, it's our friend the Doctor!)
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First off I have been wondering what the history behind poison joke is, it seems like a somewhat chaotic plant so I would assume your powers are involved in it somewhere.
Secondly, Have you ever attempted time travel? And if so what would be the best way to go about doing it?
1.What do you know about starswirl the bearded? I have heard rumors that you are him
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2. How are rainbows made?
Sorry if I have any mistakes in my questions. English is not my mother language.
Hi it's me again, I'm trying to think of ways to free u, the triangles didn't work, nor did the skull. Maybe if I took a jackhammer to ur stone encased body? I thought I ask first because I last thing I want to do is kill u. Also hold these blocks for me if u can see them. ▦▧▨▩▤
Thanks sincerely
Anoncrinkle
Sir, if I may ask, what do you know of two old washouts named Grogar and Tirek? the appear in a few universes, and I was curious as to if they ever existed in yours.
Are you a carnivore? You have the teeth for it.
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How did you make those squares anyway? Also, new chapter, and I don't want you to miss Discord's response.
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Its a UniCode Keyboard M... ...... Errr black magic yea
Black magic that the story and I'm sticking with it.
Wait....... Magic mirror. Is that an terraria (game) reference?.
Hey discord, I found a cure for Petrification, you just need to make a potion from the ground up roots of a Mandrake plant. Hope this helps. P.S. have you ever met Loki (Asgarian god of Tricksters) Or Set (Egyptian god of Chaos)
2783544 I'm pretty sure the idea of magical mirrors is not exclusive to Terraria.
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*pssst* What's a Terraria?
2792706 It's a video game, sort of like a 2D version of Minecraft.
2794705 minecraft ftw. also, I like to play Skyrim, Warframe, and Slender: The Arrival
it's odd to read about someone other than pinkie breaking the fourth wall. Discord, I'm right there with you. How did the universe forget about the element of honesty? and it not have anything to do with you?
Hey Discord! I know a spell that can link us together. That way you get sustenance from what I eat. I love the surrogate stomach spell.
hey discord? can you summon me to equestria? I have a feeling my sarcastic and overall different nature will allow me to use chaos magic. I wouldn't do anything your amount of crazy would do. I will leave that stuff to you, but I'd still have fun showing twi the internet. (got that idea from shirotora, all credit to him for what I just said)
Discord, don't you have something in your chaos arsenal that can at least make it easier to be trapped in stone? and besides, at least your not quantum locked, like weeping angels.
hey, that sounds easier to do than write on a psvita.
and discord, Luna is best princess. Celestia can be really...taxing. I'm guessing you haven't tried reading fanfiction to pass the time, so. I recommend reading My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic
but discord! why for you contact changelings! If you watched the series, you know they end up failing!
as a torture idea, discord, why not inject hydrochloric acid into their bloodstreams and watch them scream in agony as their own bodies disolve themselves?
discord, how is it your bored, when obviously, you could be spending much more time reading fanfics from our dimension to stave off bordom?
I recommend reading "Being Trapped in Stone is DULL!"
the doctor huh? I have seen him aroud here and there, and, being a tenno, I have bee around since the beginning of time, so I can tell you, that is the same doctor you saw way back when. He is now 1000 years old, and, if you piss him off, the most dangeous man. er... pony in the multiverse.
my wrist computer contracted server transmitted data while I was in the Oort cloud.
for your question, discord, I am an interdimensional being known as a tenno, My comunications array isn't affected by location, but it's very sensitive to tampering. My dreadnaught is currently in orbit around your equestria. I am down in my forward command hub in Ponyville, but just so you know, the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" sounds like a minor toothache compared to the fury and battle tactics of a tenno hunting down beings who cause harm to those he/she protects. (in my case, all of the ponies of equestria are under my protection.)
hey discord, as I mentioned beofore, why not read fanfiction to pass the time? there is an interdimensional website called fimfiction.net and it has some interesting things to read, I recommend My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic, and Being Trapped in Stone is DULL!. I hope you enjoy those, especially the second one.
2694022 is your mother language русский?
I have a theory for you about those cubes discord.
They exploded because they were from an alternate reality. This universe didn't want them here so it caused them to destabize at the molecular level causing an explosion.
also, I seem to have caught up with the correct timestream to reply to. yay for me.
@Jioplip was that a rainbow factory reference hidden in there?
3099246 Hahah, yes.
I'm glad someone caught it.
And I'm also glad that you're caught up on the story, since the next chapter should be done by next week.
A way!