You've seen Chris Hansen stopping child predators, now it's Chris Hoofson's turn! Will he be able to catch the cloppers before it's too late? Hilarity ensues as we read the chats, meet the predators, and send them off to jail.

Edit: Cleaned up paragraphs and switched to first person. Also added a little more to the end.

Teen rating for certain sexual themes.
(Note) This story was in no way meant as an attack against people who find mlp sexually arousing. I personally believe that people are entitled to their own fetishes, as long as no harm comes of it.