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Just because of the title and description, I'm sure I'm going to enjoy this. :P
Predictable, but nicely done.
All it takes is one misunderstanding, but I buckin' laughed.
....
dying
Certainly not the most original thing I've ever read, but always fun to play around with misunderstandings. Plus, the whole, "it's the cutest thing I've ever seen" makes me think of what Dash could possibly do with her hips that could be that cute while bucking. ^_^;
Started wondering what the mature tag was for. Then I saw this:
Now I know. There should also be a tag for mental trauma. I got it from reading that line...
Oh, and Twilight's suspicions being correct:
This is pretty much what I did reading this
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Lulz a plenty
Oh man this is hilarious! I can't imagine how terrified poor Twilight was the whole time Applejack was talking about bucking.
Over-lulz
purple text.
Why wouldn't Twilight understand Applejack? The first day she came to Ponyville, it was explained to her what the term meant. Although it was being used as a euphemism here, wouldn't it be showcasing Twilight's naivety rather than perversion? Sheesh.
So... Much... Innuendo <(o.0)> LIKED
Ya just had to go and do this didn't you....couldn't keep it to yourself. Givin me so many mixed feelings...
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You have been warned. Next time I won't scatter the shells either.
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... I am sensing some hostility.
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Sorreh, I just tend to get defensive about AJ. She is my favorite #1 pony, after all...
I got to say very interesting way of using sexual lingo without using the word sex at all.
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Well, considering both of my stories focus on AJ, she's mine, too, so I feel ya there.
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Well then, looks like we're at a compromise then. I'll call in Crusader One-One to give you a lift. I kinda... "chewed up" your vehicle after all. Heh heh...
That was just horrible...
In a good way though
I was laughing the whole way, nice story!
Pretty much what I expected and it was delivered. +1
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Yeah, I wasn't exactly waxing Shakespeare here
But now that I got it out of my system, maybe I can get down to brass tacks and move on to something a little more serious.
Before Reading:
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After Reading:
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Story was pretty hilarious, and I don't know the appropriate image to describe it though..
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I'll take that as a tactical victory, then
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Considering where her mind was... the game was rigged from the start.
This was me before reading:
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This was me after reading:
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This is killing my sides and brain cells.
By the Goddesses! Finally someone took up to write about the grand innuendo of buck/fuck and its many uses! The whole time I've been bothered, but if the unstoppable chuckles show anything, it's been resolved by my new favorite comedic retreat fic.
That was a mouthful.
In short, I loved this, you're my new best friend. High fives!
Well, it certainly did its job. I laughed pretty much the whole way through. ^_^
For something written on a random whim it was pretty good. Silly but good.
That was brilliant
This was cute. I didn't like how every sentence was its own paragraph, but that's a question of form, not content.
Nice job.
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Yeah, general consensus of my writing style is people don't like that. I do my best to minimize it sometimes, but... it still happens.
2441105 No worries. It didn't really detract from the story.
Good story.
Any chance of a sequel or additional chapter where we see Twilight go Lesson Zero after all her misgivings are falsely confirmed by all the main 6?
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I thought about doing one for each main character. Pinkie would be easy (She does love to 'party'). Rarity and Fluttershy... not so much.
I don't know; I'll toss the idea around.
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Please PLEASE do, its a great idea.
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It all depends on if I can find fitting innuendos that don't come across as forced.
If I do, I'll probably turn this into a multi-chapter fic. Boy would that surprise me...
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Rare and Flutters could be together
Rarity could talk about her spa visits and Fluttershy about her animals.
Rainbow Dash about clouds.
When Twilight trays to talk/write to Celestia it involves cake and Luna/Nightmare Moon.
Shining Armor and Cadence trouble's with their Personal Guards.
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Yeah, but it's all in the word choice. I can't exactly have Rarity talking about 'bucking' the way Applejack did; it'd be too OOC.
I have an idea for Fluttershy and Pinkie. I haven't got a clue for Rarity, so I might roll her up with another character like I did with Rainbow.
God, this is actually starting to look like I'll be putting some thought into this...
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You can have Rarity talk about how satisfying the VIP treatments are with all the
extra equipment they use on her?
Count me in.......
That was the single greatest thing I have ever read.
You nearly gave me a damn heart attack.
"Hey, Twi. Want some of mah hot apple pie?"
"I think I should go." (Run away)
"Eh, more pie for me I guess."
Wait!
wasn't Applejack talking the Episode 4 season 1? where they help her with the bucking?
After a second reading:
I really bad with double meaning.
Yes, yes it is. Twilight thinking that after AJ mention her is very silly indeed. Yep, that was the silly part... the only silly part.
*Grins* this needs to be hung up as an example of why writing under the influence isn't necessarily such a bad thing
This... is... so... freakin`... awesome!!!
2441251 Fluttershy could keep saying that she feels hot, or that something's making her feel hot. Then, Twilight can freak out and Fluttershy, being the kind pony that she is, volunteers to help her "cool off" as in a "drink" or maybe eating a "popsicle". Fluttershy is just trying to help her friend while they're stuck in this heat, make a joke about being in heat there, and Twilight thinks that Fluttershy has the hots (hot, get it?) for her. In the end Twilight can faint and Fluttershy can either go "Was it something I said?" or "Maybe I came off too strong. Oh, I'm such a loudmouth." Rainbow Dash can go around making dirty jokes without realizing it, puns basically. For example, you can have Twilight only hear part of what she says in one scene like "I... then it suddenly bursted... and it got me... wet." when it's really "I kicked the cloud and then it suddenly bursted and got me all wet." So, you could make jokes about clouds and stuff. Or, you can make it so that she was exercising with some other pegasus. She was stretching with her, think about how sexual yoga is, and something along those lines. Rarity can just simply talk about scenes from the book or use words like "sensual" and "sex" (sex used like gender) very often and you could use the phrase "Oh, she was just positively fabulous!" Rarity also goes to the spa a lot so you could make her reminisce about the oils, massages, and "special" treatments, which would just be a long massage or something. You have so much to work with so do it!
...what is this I don't even
Who's a silly pony? Twilight, apparently.
The title should just be A Dirty Mind and you're pretty much set.