• Member Since 22nd Dec, 2011
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Chuckward


I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Comments ( 68 )

Oh god...
I love you.

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Seriously though, this is a hilarious satire of bronies. Though I have to ask, was the names all starting with the same letter on purpose or just a creative ditch? :rainbowhuh:

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Their combined initials are KKK.

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That's exactly why I was wondering if you did it on purpose. Nice to know it was. Well, maybe "nice" isn't the best word... Oh well. Again, great job on this.

complain about pony porn while hypocritically masturbating to it

How... how did you know?

Oh god I came

This sums up the majority of everyone so damn well, you deserve a medal given to you by a world leader of your choice.

Damnit.

Now the world knows the truth about us.

Fucking Chuckward...

"Well we have a mission. As Bronies, it is our duty to bitch at people who don't watch the show, fight amongst ourselves, scream at Hasbro about every little thing, complain about pony porn while hypocritically masturbating to it, convert everyone with peer pressure, be annoyingly materialistic, and not get girlfriends,"

I didn't know bronies did all this stuff, thank goodness I'm not a brony. Yep I'm just a stoned troll, who happens to watch anything with lots of color in it.

All bullshit aside, I am disappoint our fan-dumb has become like this lately :ajbemused:

Actually scratch that, I am disappoint in a lot of things so it doesn't mean much.

Final Verdict: I am Fucking Pissed our Fan-dumb is like this now.

There that's better.

Bootyfull, just... Bootyfull.
I came so much, my bedroom used to be painted blue, now it's white.

Dear god...

This gave me an Anti-Boner.

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The best part of this story was clicking "Play" on all four of these as quickly as I could.

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Sorry man, but since we weren't gonna use the intro for FLUTTERSHY'S DAY, I didn't want it to go to waste.

As Bronies, it is our duty to bitch at people who don't watch the show, fight amongst ourselves, scream at Hasbro about every little thing, complain about pony porn while hypocritically masturbating to it, convert everyone with peer pressure, be annoyingly materialistic, and not get girlfriends

You forgot about bronies treating our fandom like it was like the civil rights movement, a gay pride parade and a holocaust survivors' memorial service all rolled into one.

I think this documentary really captures the essence of what it means to be an brony.

this was beautiful and heart warming :pinkiecrazy:

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FLUTTERSHY'S DAY

I take it we have a title then? It's a little generic, though... :unsuresweetie:

What about "Fluttershy's Giant Problem" or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cotton Swab?"

(If you want, PM me, and we can talk more about it.)

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It's a working title, something better is sure to pop into our heads(I do like the cotton swab one though)

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Sounds good. (We may or may not want to go with the cotton swab, as it's not the central theme. It does pique the reader's interest, though...)

You had too much Sweet Apple Masacre

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If you're saying that you disapprove of the graphic content then I'll refer you to both the disclaimer and the gore tag.

Sweet Apple Massacre wasn't shocking or graphic at all.

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Well...
It doesn't happen that much
Pretty much exclusive to this site
They are a bunch of dicks who always want to change things and are very slowly becoming the EA of cartoon industry
That had to take a while to research
It isn't really that working
This is the internet
Who needs those soul stealing, money grubbing, racist, daughters of-
Okay, not all of them are but I spend 13 hours of my life on the internet each day, so I do not know anything about social life

2411484 well, Sweet Apple Massacre was the first dark, rape, gore fic that I had read, so it's pretty shocking to me. I reread it and it was kinda, enjoyable, although this is better for some reason.

This fic is really good and oddly satisfying for me. I enjoyed it

Got creative with the alliteration today, did we?

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Alliteration is fun.

Aw, dude, what the fuck? What the actual everloving fuck, man? That was some messed-up shit. I mean goddamn, at least warn a guy if you're gonna have Diamond Tiara in your story. Christ.

No but seriously, that was pretty hilarious. Nice work!

Hey, you used my name!

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Were you the paraplegic?

2412150 No I'm a single entity.

At first I thought this was quite funny.

But mother of God did that escalate in the wrong direction.... I think I'm going to have nightmares now and won't sleep ever again.....

...........SO I can't wait for the next chapter keep up the.... work?

WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER F@GGIT!1!!!111!1!

(okay enough with the sarcasm...)
Honestly this was pretty funny. Would recommend for front page. Maybe a little heavy handed on the alliteration though (like you care...).

Is it bad that I was able to eat dinner and read this at the same time? (What kind of monster have I become...:rainbowderp:)

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Chapter three is in progress.

Do you even alliterate?

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"Meh, overrated. I'd rather alienate..." he comically quipped, quickly countering the comment by concocting a confusing keyboard conundrum.

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Suck my balls. Nailed it!

You are my god

Hm. Haven't read this yet. Seems promising.
Might as well plunge into the fearsome depths that is Chuckward later today.

Fuck the safety rope, I'm diving in head first.

this reminds me of my business trip to thailand

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