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Smexy Sombra

"Nothing kills intimacy like bad puns during sex." ~Anonymous


What happens when two men are sent to a world filled with Pony/People girls? Lots of chaos for the two guys, much awkwardness, and hilarity ensues. Join these two guys as they try to make new lives for themselves in this wonderful and colorful world of anthro ponies!

(Note: Ponies have modern technology in this universe.)
Warning: Language, suggestive themes, most likely lots of sex jokes, and Anthro Ponies. Not into that stuff then turn away now.

Collab with my good pal The Alpha

Chapters (7)
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Comments ( 229 )
Comment posted by DaemoN67 deleted Apr 12th, 2013

I can't stop laughing.

Very interesting. I'd like to see more of this. See how this story plays out.:twilightsmile:

"...suggestive themes, most likely lots of sex jokes..."

This warrants at least a "Teen" rating. You should probably change it before someone complains.

this is getting a like from me and im going to add it to my favorites :D its just that epic!

most likely lots of sex jokes

>Everyone tag
This looks interesting.:trixieshiftleft::unsuresweetie:

1967 Chevrolet Camaro. FUCK YEAH AWESOME CAR

Also fic is fucking hilarious.

eeehhhhh needs work and if you do antros at least make some clop or tean or somthen beside a comedy you got some skill but it needs som crack a jack betas

The insult throwing seemed unnecessary, but this seems like an interesting story.

liked and faved because the personalities of jed and mark make think of a more vulgar version of the Game Grumps. :pinkiehappy:

Eh, it's alright. Could use some cleaning up but it's alright.

Pretty good so far. Jed's a little too quick to explain things from his world, but other than that, It's a really good story.

I :moustache: you a question: Y U SO FUNNY!??

“Yeah. It’s magic. You ain’t gotta explain shit.” Jed said shrugging. This caused Spike to snicker and a few of the other ponies to giggle as well as Twilight facepalmed.


Hhhmmmm... yes... continue...

I am curious to where this can go. But you might want to double check your spelling and stuff, for instance, at one point you said 'me', but it's a first person story. Also, I suggest using contractions, no one says 'we are going to play some games' (just a real life example), people would say, 'we're gonna play some games'

still the first chapter and no signs of shipping yet.
good to go, please continue

A few grammar mistakes, but fairly good.
Please, continue. :moustache::ajbemused:

Everything I like in a story!


This story looks like its going to be fun please continue

"His hair, was almost black, just on the verge of becoming black, but still was brown, his eye color was deep brown and he had a rough beard."

and the award for greatest description of a character's appearance goes to...

but seriously this is fucking great. more pls


2377424 that award goes to my friend for his incrediably detailed shirt.... And he only had to do it with words.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Finished chapter 1 and I'm already looking forward to see what happens next.

Comment posted by MamaLuigi deleted Apr 5th, 2013
Comment posted by MamaLuigi deleted Apr 5th, 2013

This is the first thing that came to my mind after the read the title.

why do i expect them to have ponified games of all of them like manecraft (minecraft)

This looks interesting enough.. Like and Favourite.
I'd like to see where this is going. :moustache:

will their be another chapter?:rainbowhuh:

*Pulls out a high-accuracy crossbow, loads a bolt with a green upwards pointing thumb onto it, and fires at this story. Curses as I realize that I already liked this story, fires another bolt to re-like*
Hah, I love this story already. Oh wait, I did since the first chapter.
MOUSTACHES! :moustache::moustache::moustache:

Keep up the good work man. Can't wait for the next chapter to come out!

Moves? What moves? That was a bet, and Vynil was the one making him doing it? I don't see what the hell is the problem, and its a little freaky that you put the whole mom card on Twilight after they basically undress her, and sketch her

“Fuck you!” One said.
“Fuck you too dude!” The other replied. They had a glaring contest for about ten minutes then the first kid said.
“Sooo... What’s your next class?”
“Oh, I have science.” The second said slumping a bit.
“That blows, I have P.E.”

best friends at their finest.

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