Have you ever read a book so awful, it must've been the work of pure evil?
After a long tiring week as princess, Twilight likes to relax with a good book. She overheard two mares talking about a book called Twilight by Stephenie Mare, perhaps that would be a good choice.
Shouldn`t that read masochistically ?
Or does Celestia always read books out loud, like in the Royal Canterlot Voice ?
Edit:
YAY!
I Just waited for something like this.
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Fixed it! Thanks for that.
I always had a feeling that the Twilight series was embedded with a horrific evil from hell itself.
While we shall have to agree to disagree about the merits of "Twilight" as not being awful, I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed this story. It is a really fun, fast read, with just the right amount of humor and seriousness mixed together. Wait a minute, I just thought of something. Why would they call their celebration activity a "high five?"
Great story, I will recommend it to a couple of fellow fans of "Twilight."
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I aim to please! I'm happy to hear you enjoyed the story.
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Thou art surely possessed by Demonie's demonic minions. we must perform an exorcism at once. Someone contact Princess Twilight and have her bring her friends and the elements. I will Hold off Our poor possessed author. The power of Harmony compels you, The power of Harmony compels you, The power of Harmony compels you, The power of Harmony compels you, The power of Harmony compels you!
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You'll never take me alive! *Runs away laughing manically*
2561828Lukily I don't just have pony powers. Carriage of thunder, bridge of a spinning wheel. With light, divide this into six! Bakudō #61! Rikujōkōrō! Now that you are restrained the exorcisom can commence.
Faust is god. LOL.
I knew Stephanie Mare/Meyer was a demon!
Funny story!
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Thanks!
I was entertained.
Stephanie Meyer is indeed a demon. I approve of this.