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Nostalgia Schmaltz


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Commence read.

Familiar....though misleading cover.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff the very idea of this deserves an upvote

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Also, this is NOT anthro,

But that image of a human with a huge bird head will still haunt my dreams.

so far out of left field for me that it enters the right field:rainbowlaugh:

...I shall give it a read later

Do more hot stories!

Gilda: Dash we're not friends anymore. Stop including me in your sexual fantasies.

Comment posted by Flabbergasted deleted Dec 10th, 2013

As much as I like these military/interrogation scenes, the whole setting was a bit too close to reality to be really enjoyable for me. But I upvoted, since it was well written. On a side note, I don't see why she'd call Ilsa schmeisser. The only relation I know of, is that schmeisser was the name of a German gun during WWII.

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The Allies often mistakenly called the Maschinenpistole 40 a Schmeisser, after weapons designer Hugo Schmeisser, who was in no way involved with the design of the MP 40.

As to why Daring Do would call her a Scmeisser, I know not. Perhaps she's part of the Schmeisser family? My guess is that Miss Do doesn't know any German profanities, and has to make do with the few words she has.

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Oh, I always thought Schmeisser was some sort of nickname for the gun. Thanks for clearing that up.

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I don't even know what most of these words mean. "Sausage-eating Schmeisser" was just one of the items on a list of "German Insults" given to me by Bronystories. :twilightsheepish:

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In a way it was, just an inacurate one used by the other side. It would be like if the Germans called American sub-machine guns Garands, or how the Japanese called all blue single engine Allied plains Grummans, whether they actually were or not.

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They were cetainly funny, just not accurate, but let's write that off as the price of war.

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So I was right! Sort of. I think it works better than using real German insults. Trash talking in a foreign language is a rare skill.

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard reading a clopfic. Well done.

I typicially have more general respect and admiration for folks who collaborate with the fine, fine Bronystories. I would always want to at least examine the story a bit first.

But way, way too many friends' families have bad mojo with the SS (of the "their surnames are things like Abraham" variety) to do much but downvote this and say I am distinctly uncomfortable at his kind of blending.

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I know you were referencing a tacky old porno. But I just find all classes of Nazi anything tasteless. They are provocative but in a very "easy" manner, which I think speaks ill of someone with your talents.

You belong in a museum

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Well that lasted for a minute...


But all kidding aside, it was entertaining in its own way although I hope that you won't get harassed with the 'nazi-themed' story you wore.


I liked how it was a 'fictional' erotic story that Rainbow Dash brought. Whoever said that she wasn't a naughty mare? :rainbowwild:

Nicely done~

Is it bad I laughed at the Neighdolf thing?

Wait....Ewes?

So Jews are Sheep?

I'm overthinking this aren't I?

2427011 Okay then. Good thing no social justice nutjobs have found this one yet. They'd have a field day.

And this should have been anthro.

Anthro makes everything better.

Also, thank you for responding.

Dam the 2 things I hate the most nazis and griffons but still good story bro

I like the German hate words I like it

Oh. My God.......
That's all I've got to say.
You've gotten an upvote and a favorite from me :twilightsmile:

Oh, those clever puns.

*Grins and facepalms* Very silly fun.

100th like. For a fantastic-ly original clopfic.

Next chapter tie the griffon down and pay her back lol great story anyway.

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