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*Note: More relate-able if you are a programmer or website designer/developer yourself. The jokes will make more sense, as will the jargon. But if you are not, and you read this anyway, you'll probably actually learn some basic. *Wink, wink, hint, hint, nudge, nudge...."*
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Hey everyone, what's up? I am Brandon Richards, and my current occupation is computer programming. That's right, I'm the guy that makes video games, makes the software you use, and I'm the guy who makes websites like this one. I usually work as a freelancer, meaning that I work for myself, but, recently, I got a proposition from someone quite unexpected: Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia of Equestria's personal student. She wants to be the first pony ever to be a successful computer programmer, and she is going to pay me twelve-hundred dollars worth of jewels a month to teach her. Sounds good to me. Let the games begin!
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Rated Teen for language and immature jokes.
Set in a world where ponies and humans have coexisted for a millennium.
First Person View starring Brandon, and sometimes me as a narrator.
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Programming, it is said, is the only art form that fights back.
At this point, I'm far too curious to let this tale pass by.
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Are you a fellow code monkey?
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Moved over to operations about twenty years ago, but yes, I've fought the variables and the loops and the strings and all that stuff. (And generally, they won.)
update?
Chapter one should be chapter zero. I'm a computer science major right now in college. I'm hoping this story turns out right.
If you don't finish this story I will hire an assassin to make you do it. You get extra points if at some point somebody brings up the Commodore 64 and mentions the Skate or Die loader or one of the systems impressive demos.