Chapter 2: Party Hard
Edited by: uSea, Silfir
CHAPTER 2: Party Hard
No need to bring a gift, being there will be enough!
DAY 2 - TIME approximately 4:00 P.M. - LOCATION: Redtrotters ridges. Big 52 N Branch
Usually wearing a full environmental suit is not considered the cutting edge of Equestrian fashion, but everypony has to admit that it brings some neat advantages. First of all, if you were to survive a direct hit from a balefire spell, you'll probably to live long enough to die of thirst inside the suit. The second good thing is that it is both waterproof and mildly heatproof, so you'll never need an umbrella or sunscreen. Oh, and it's lemon yellow, so it's nearly impossible not to spot you under almost any imaginable circumstance except, perhaps, being buried under an avalanche of lemons. Obviously there are moments when you don’t want to be found.
As if Puppy cared at all.
"Hi! I'm Puppysmiles!" The foal in yellow smiled at the new pair of ponies in front of her. They seemed quite similar to the trio of the other night, but a bit less reckless and a lot better armed. There was a unicorn mare that had a riot shotgun and an earth pony mare with a big spear strapped to her side; this information could have been of some importance, if only Puppy had had some basic understanding of weaponry.
The unicorn was the first to talk: "What are you doing in Redtrotters' territory, foal?"
"And what the hay is that weird suit?" added the earth pony .
"I'm looking for my mom!" Puppy replied enthusiastically, pointed a hoof more or less in the direction where the road was going. "She's that way!"
The two tribe ponies exchanged a glare, then the unicorn spoke again: "Okay, and what's your mother's name? Is she a Redtrotter?"
"What's a Redtrotter?"
The unicorn showed the first signals of growing impatience, but the earth pony answered the question for her. "We are the Redtrotters: we control the Transequestrian Route 52 from here to Salt Cube City; if you have business on the Big 52 you do it through us. So, what's your mother's name?"
“My mommy is called Rainy Days! She's super cool and she always sings for me and she's a great cook too! She's the best pony ever and when I'm big I want to be like her!”
“Yeah, sure, I got the point,” snapped the unicorn. “Sorry kid, but I don't know any Rainy Days; she's not a Redtrotter. If you want to pass, you have to pay a fee.”
“Ah... okie dokie? I have...” Puppy started searching inside the various pockets of her suit; she had collected some objects along her way, mostly broken toys and things she thought were interesting. Maybe she could give something to these ponies. After all, you gotta care, you gotta share, right? “What about this?”
Manipulating things without her teeth was quite a problem; she had to use her hooves and that was made even harder by the fact that she was wearing that stupid suit. “Please wait, I'm almost done... uh...”
“Assistance. The suit is equipped with a weak manipulation spell. Access your Inventory from the HUD and ask for the wanted item.”
“Wut?”
By now the two mares were sick of waiting and the foal speaking to herself like a crazy old mare was just the last straw. The unicorn nodded to the earth pony; the latter gave a sigh, grabbed her spear and stabbed Puppy in the neck with a single powerful strike, piercing the suit and its occupant, killing her instantly. Puppysmiles didn't even see it coming, she was busy listening to the suit and went down like a bag of stones.
“She was dead anyway; a foal wandering alone out here is nothing more than walking glue. If only she had got here two days ago...” said the unicorn.
The earth pony noticed the troubled expression of her companion. “Yeah... poor Ridge Racer...”
The earth pony retrieved her spear and looked in puzzlement at the pink smoke that was rising from the hole in the suit. “Hey, Boney... what's that?”
The unicorn scratched her head with a hoof. “You must have broke some talisman in the suit... it could be poisonous, best stay back.”
“But... leave the body here like this?” The earth pony hesitated, trying to keep away from the pink smoke.
“The rad roaches will take care of her. After that little smoke show I don't think that the suit is worth looting... Let's move, the patrol isn’t finished yet.”
The two ponies trotted away, leaving the main road and heading to a low ridge not far from there. The body of the little pony lay in the middle of the road for half an hour and during that time the small pink cloud surrounding her didn't seem to dissolve.
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DAY 2 - TIME approximately 4:30 P.M. - LOCATION: Redtrotters Ridges, Big 52 N Branch
The first telltale sign that this story was still going on was the automated voice of the suit coming back to life with a series crackles.
“Initializing system. Checking version. Warning. Version number not corresponding. Starting in emergency mode. Version 0.2. Checking equipment status. All systems online. Major breach detected. Repair spells activated. Resuming last session. Loading personal data for subject 001: Puppysmiles. Subject deceased, condition stable. All clear.”
Puppy's eyes blinked for a moment inside the helmet, just as if she awoke from a pleasant sleep. The foal yawned and a droplet of pink glittering fluid fell from her mouth and onto the helmet of the suit, disappearing almost immediately as it was absorbed by the glass.
“Uhm... five more minutes, mom...” The filly turned around, still surrounded by the pink cloud that was now slowly fading.
“Breach repaired. Subject insulated from external environment.”
Lazily the filly got up and looked around. At first she frowned, then seemed to remember something. “Oh, right... Mom's not here... What was I doing before going to sleep?” Puppy tried to scratch her head but her hoof found the helmet on its way. For a moment she frowned again, shrugged and kept scratching the helmet with a deep, thoughtful look.
“Retrieving temporary memory. Query: last performed action before losing senses. Negotiating passage.”
“Negotiating what?”
“Interacting with self proclaimed Redtrotter ponies.”
Fancy words again... “Red-who?”
“Talking with pretty ponies.”
At last something comprehensible! “Oh, right, pretty ponies! Now I remember! Ah... where are they gone?”
“Location of Redtrotters unknown. Adding finding the subjects in the active mission list.”
Puppy raised an eyebrow with a stumped expression. “We have a to do list? Since when?”
“List initiated 23 hours ago. Objectives on the list, 4.”
“Wow, we have a lot of things to do... four is a lot, right? What's on the list?”
“Main objective: reach MoM. Secondary objective: get rid of space suit. Secondary objective: confront Count Horse Tile or keep avoiding him. Secondary objective: find Redtrotters.”
After listening to the list, the filly in yellow tapped her helmet with a hoof, a thoughtful expression on her muzzle. “Think, think think... muffins! No wait, it wasn’t that... ” after several minutes the foal nodded, a new resolve shining in her eyes. “Okie dokie, play some music... ah... the one with the chatty pony.” Puppy trotted along the road, following the arrow and listening to the radio with a spring in her step.
The area surrounding Route 52 was now a scorched land dotted with rocks and ridges. It was hard to see very far because of the irregularity of the terrain and this would have been a problem if Puppy ever cared; obviously she didn't.
“Hey, mister Voice, did you say something about picking stuff from my pockets?”
“Affirmative. This suit is equipped with a weak manipulation spell.”
“Uh... how does it work?”
“Loading instructions. Selecting easy version for foals and Derpy. Name the object you need, if it is in your possession it will be put in front of you.”
“Ah... muffins!” A box of two hundred year old muffins floated in front of Puppy; she giggled, it looked so silly hovering in the air like that! “Hey, this is fun! Sarsaparilla!” A bottle of sarsaparilla replaced the muffins. “Toy cart!” This time a small toy cart in really bad condition floated in front of the foal. “Tee-hee! We need more stuff, I like this guessing game!”
“Negative. This is not a guessing game. It's inventory management.”
Puppy took a rock and put it in her pocket. “A rock!” The rock obviously floated out of the pocket and listed lazily in front of her. “Yay! It works!” When it was put away again, the stone was labeled: The Rock Of Destiny; but since Puppy was not so good with reading she didn't notice.
Trotting down the road, the filly kept asking for everything she had in her backpack, which wasn't very much. Actually she owned just four objects, but she had big plans for the future. “Oh, and we need more music!”
I can see that lone star from a thousand miles away
calling me back home though I ventured far astray
when I see that beacon shining for me all along
it calls me back to Equestria and a home!
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DAY 2 - TIME approximately 7:00 P.M. - LOCATION: Redtrotters camp, Big 52 N Branch
The settlement was little more than a dirty bunch of half ruined shacks surrounded by a moat. Its barricade looked more like the result of a road crash between some old carts rather than a purpose built defence. Puppy was blissfully unaware of all this as she kept trotting towards the town, singing along with the radio until the road in front of her suddenly exploded in a small pillar of dust.
“Hey! I told you to STOP. RIGHT. THERE!”
Puppy looked toward the barricade; she could see that there was a pony some fifty meters away, and he was pointing a large gun at her. The filly sat down, waved a hoof and smiled. “Hi! I'm Puppysmiles!”
The pony with the hunting rifle peeking from behind the barricade didn't seem much impressed. “Okay, take that goldfish bowl off and show your face!”
“Uh... I'd totally do that if I could, but I'm stuck inside!” Puppy pondered for a moment, “Actually, it's on the to do list!”
“Great, just great... then stand there where I can see you and put down all your weapons.”
“I don't think I have weapons with me... I have a rock, does it count? I can throw it!” she offered with enthusiasm.
The guard pony facehoofed. “Hey, Doublesize, go and search her! You, with the yellow suit, just stand there and behave!”
“Okie Dokie Loki!” Puppy smiled but for some reason her answer startled the pony behind the barricade.
“Just say okay, don't try anything fun and maybe nopony will get hurt! Do as I say now. Don't resist and let Doublesize do his work.”
A big brown unicorn male approached Puppy, looking at the smiling filly through the glass of her helmet. The light was beginning to fade and now her eyes were just a bit pinkish, although it was hard to see thanks to all the pink lights coming from the helmet’s HUD.
“Wow, that's a mighty fine radsuit you have here... never seen one like this before...”
“Yush! It's super yellow and it's smart and it can do magics! Look! Look at this! A-hem... Muffins!” The same muffin box from before levitated in front of Puppy.
“Wow, integrated inventory management and lesser manipulation spells. This thing must cost a fortune. Where did you find it?”
“A pretty pony gave it to me in Canterlot!”
“So... you're from Canterlot...” Doublesize seemed skeptical.
The filly nodded proudly. “Ah-huh!”
“The place with a big castle on the top of a mountain right at the beginning of the Big 52...”
“That's it!” Replied Puppy, smiling.
“Wow, this explains why you are wearing a full environmental suit at least... ok, let's get back to business... show me your pass.”
Puppysmiles stared blankly at the brown unicorn. “My what?”
“You don't have a pass? Didn't you meet a patrol on the road coming here?”
“I met two pretty ponies. One was an earth pony like me and the other was a unir... unisc... unicron! They were super nice and super pretty!”
“Yes, yes... Rattling Bones and Frozen Soda,” said Doublesize, cutting her short. “Didn't they say something about a passage fee?”
“Uh... I don't remember. We were talking for a bit, then they went away and left me alone and sleepy...”
The unicorn sighed and called for the pony at the barricade. “Hey! The foals clean but it seems that Boney and Soda are giving free passes today! The kid met them but she has no pass... what now?”
“Just take something from her that's worth the ticket and give her a pass!”
“Uh... okay...” The earth pony stripped Puppy of everything she had but the rock and the suit; actually he tried to unlock even that, but the harness seemed to be sealed shut from the inside. “Oh well, I guess it's just how things go... sorry kid.” Then he gave Puppy a flattened tin can with a red stain in the middle. “Here you go, special discount for foals.”
“I'm telling my mom that you've been nice to me, thank you mister pretty pony!”
“Oh, right, speaking of that... whats a foal in a rad suit doing all alone on the Big 52? This is not a nice place...”
“I'm going to my mom!” Puppy took a look around as if she was trying to align herself with something, then pointed a hoof toward a high ridge to the south east. “There! Ok got to go bye bye!” Without waiting for a response the foal merrily trotted away.
“But the only thing in that direction is the Carnival. Wait a second kid! It's dangerous business going out there!” Doublesize raised a hoof, but stopped himself. This was the wasteland and she wasn't family, why bother?
The filly in yellow wandered off the beaten path and explored among the rocks and the ridges. She found some sort of track, a winding trail running up and down the landscape just as if somepony had gone around dragging a couple of pointy sticks over the ground. Puppysmiles sniffed for a moment at the trails before ignoring them; for the foal climbing rocks and jumping from stone to stone was a super fun game; so, with a hop, a skip and a jump, the evening became night as the foal ventured deeper and deeper into the wastes.
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DAY 2 - TIME approximately 10:30 P.M. - LOCATION: The Carnival, Wasteland
A large barn stood at the bottom of a narrow valley, its once friendly coat of pink paint now faded and cracked. It was protected by a fence that ran all around the surrounding ridges, with an automated turret placed at fairly regular intervals. The building and the fence were in a bad shape and so were the turrets, but some of them continued to slowly sweep side-to-side, guarding the perimeter.
“Warning. Automated point defense turrets detected. Turrets are set on hostile mode. Threat level: medium.”
The word hostile immediately put Puppy on alert; she stopped for a moment, looking around at her surroundings. “The count again? Where? That pony is persistent. Uhm, better safe than sorry I guess.“ The little pony hid herself behind a rock and waited to see if Mr Horse Tile was up to something. “Shush the music, mister Voice: we are hiding...” She held her breath and strained her ears to hear if somepony was moving.
“Establishing communication bridge with the defense system. Exchanging protocol. Asking for clearance. Permission granted. The way is clear, please proceed.”
“Shush I said! There must be somepony here... could be the Count, we have to be super sneaky...” Puppy crawled out from cover and glanced over her shoulder in case something was creeping up behind her, before slowly moving toward the fence. The turrets almost immediately pointed in her direction, but their dots on the compass changed from red to pink and the guns returned to their default positions.
“Hey, mister voice... I told you to stop the music...”
“Affirmative. The radio has been muted.”
“So, why do I keep hearing music?”
“Sound source detected. The music comes from inside the MoM building.”
“From inside? Mom's inside that barn? With the music and everything else? Mom is throwing a party? YAY!” Puppy instantly stopped hiding, got up on her hooves and ran downhill straight to the barn doors. When the filly arrived she bucked open the doors, jumped inside and yelled, “SURPRISE!”
The barn's inside consisted of a single large hall with two open lofts; one right above the entrance and the other on the opposite, short side of the structure. The floor was made of flattened and pressed ground, covered sparsely with hay, and the walls were decorated with old streamers and garlands. From the ceiling hung some sorry-looking piñatas, a lot of limp, deflated balloons and other old and half-destroyed decorations. The barn was barely lit by a couple of flickering lamps. The only thing that seemed to work properly were the speakers that were playing music at an almost deafening volume.
Right in the middle of the room there was a long table prepared for a party, with colored dishes and plastic glasses with names and everything else. There were plenty of guests sitting at the table; a bag of flour, a pile of rocks, a bucket filled with something unrecognizable and a chunk of dust, all of which wore a party hat. Oh, and there were skeletons too; no less than a dozen lifeless little ponies sat around the table, wearing festive party hats and staring blankly into empty plates. There were even a couple of corpses that looked more mummies than skeletons; actually, one of them might have passed for a very hungry pony. A large pile of white bones lurked in a far corner of the barn.
“Warning. Mild radiation detected. Warning. Contaminating agent detected in the air. Analyzing. Nitrous Oxide. Threat level: negligible.”
“Oh, look, a new guest!” A figure rose from its seat as the guest of honor. It was a pony with a metallic, fizzling voice that sounded like an old vinyl. In the dim light it looked like it was just a pink pony with an even pinker mane but, when it approached, Puppysmiles noticed that it was moving on a set of wheels, like it was wearing motorised roller skates. “Well well well, look at you! I guess you’re here for the masquerade! I'm super sorry to inform you that it was canceled, but you can keep the costume! It rocks!” Weird thing number two: usually ponies moved their mouth when they spoke; instead, this pony had an unmoving smile painted on her muzzle and when she talked her eyes flashed with a creepy blue light.
“Uh... are you a robot pony?” Asked Puppy with some hesitation, remembering all the times her mommy had told her that she shouldn’t point it out if other ponies looked weird.
“Well yes, I am! What a smart pony you are! Recreational Pinkbot MK II prototype 03 and this is my birthday party! Want to join? I can free some seats, you know, some of the guests are getting a bit grumpy and they don't participate very much...”
The robot rolled over to one of the skeletons, picked up the whole corpse and tossed it in the corner with the others, keeping just the party hat. “Here you go, what's your name?” asked the pinkbot putting the hat on top of Puppy's helmet.
“Uh... I'm Puppysmiles... I... uh... I'm looking for my mom... she's supposed to be somewhere in this place...”
“Fantastic! Maybe she will join us when she arrives! Now sit down, would you like some cake?”
Puppysmiles wasn't in the mood for a party; she was supposed to find her mom in this place, not a stupid birthday party... but maybe the robot pony could help her if she just played along for a bit. So the foal took her seat and looked around at the other guests.
They were creepy to say the least; there were these skulls looking at her, all those inanimate things dressed as guests, those two super skinny mummies and-
Wait a moment. A mummy was returning her glance? “Please -giggle- make this -giggle- end...” and she was speaking, too!
The little mummy was a unicorn foal with a pale yellow coat and an orange mane, she was losing hair and seemed very ill. The filly was giggling but it wasn't a happy sound; it was like she couldn't help it. Her eyes were swollen, and fresh blood dripped from her nose, deepening the red streaks that ran down her muzzle. “Please... -giggle- I want to go home...” She was muttering those words as if she had said them a million times, like if she said them enough she would wake up and this nightmare would be over.
Puppy felt a chill running down her spine; it passed from her shoulders to her tail and back up again. This place was wrong, she wanted to leave. But mom could be here, she could be... one... of those... bone... heaps.
A surge of panic threatened to overwhelm Puppy. This was just like that horror story where the super nice robot goes boing and starts hurting ponies! Way too many ponies had already suffered in this carnival of horrors, and another wasn't far from sharing their fate! Not to mention that her mom could be on the list, especially if she was heading here... And what if she had already arrived? No wait, the robot had said something about her not being there. But the robot could have lied! Could she? Who cares! That pink thing was Baked Bads and Puppy didn't want to play her game anymore!
For a moment, Puppy’s eyes met those of the giggling foal sat at the table. That little pony missed her mom too, this barn was a bad place. “Run away. Now. Go home.” Puppy didn't stop looking into the other pony's eyes until the young unicorn nodded and tried to leave her seat. The Pinkbot moved to intercept her, but Puppysmiles was planning to take up all her attention.
“Where's my mom?” she asked, raising from her seat.
“We will go looking for your mom when the party is over, okie dokie? Would you like some sarsaparilla?” The little unicorn filly staggered away, toward the entrance of the barn. “Excuse me, the party is not finished yet, you can't leave!”
“Where is my mom?” Puppy walked toward the pink pony droid, turning its attention back to her.
“Now, now, please behave, don't spoil the party. How about some Pin the Tail on the Pony?”
Puppysmiles eyes flared up with pink flames. “Where is my mom? What did you do to her?”
“Error. Mom object not found. Please, do not get angry. I'm sure that your mommy will be here to pick you up very soon!” The unicorn stopped for a moment, leaning against the door to keep herself upright; she could barely stand, walking almost seemed like a torture. The pinkbot rolled purposefully towards her. “Stop right there! You can't leave without the permission of an adult!”
“Don't ignore me! She was supposed to be here! Stoopid robot! You are not going to hurt my mom or anypony else!” Puppy snarled and lowered her head, assuming an aggressive stance. “Rock,” she muttered in a deep and menacing tone.
“Please don't use the S word. Suppressive measures ineffective. Subject immune to toxins. Brute force required. Activating sec-” CLANK!
“WHERE!” Puppy's eyes were burning so bright that the helmet was filled with pink flames. The filly in yellow jumped at the robot's face, hitting it repeatedly with The Rock Of Destiny.
“IS!” With a feral snarl, Puppy wrapped her hooves around the robot’s neck and headbutted it as hard as she could. The force of the blow created a spiderweb of cracks that ran across the helmet, but it also broke off the Pinkbot face plate, revealing the circuitry and mechanisms inside its head.
“MY!” With one hoof Puppysmiles kept her hold on the robot’s neck, while with the other she struck repeatedly at its exposed face. With each strike she tore cables and vital components from the machine, until she hit a talisman. The robot exploded as if it was filled with pink and yellow fireworks, launching Puppysmiles across the room.
“MOOOM!” Puppy’s flight ended rather abruptly as she collided with one of the automated turrets that had popped up after she had decided to get medieval on that robot. The impact severed a power cable, causing it to shut down with a plaintive whine. The remaining turrets locked on and unleashed a barrage of colorful beams that scorched Puppy's suit but were unable to penetrate it.
“Stop it! Tell me where my mom is!” The filly charged a nearby turret head-on, slamming into it hard enough to knock it completely off target. The turret continued to fire wildly, now hitting the roof, and proved to be far more effective against the barn’s already weakened load bearing structures than it had on the magically resistant environmental suit. Puppy turned and finished it off with a buck that was so strong it tore the turret off its mount, silencing the machine but not before the ceiling began to crack and fall apart.
“Mom! Mom where are you? MOOM!” Ignoring the barn that was collapsing all around her, the foal ran towards the bones stacked in the corner. “Mister Voice, do you see my mom? Where is she?”
“Error. Destination reached. Ministry of Morale hub already found.”
“What are you saying now? I want my mom! You said she was here!”
With a last, deep rumble muffled by centuries of dust filling the air, the barn fell on Puppy's head burying her alive.
As the first lights of dawn tried to pierce the ever-present curtain of cloud, a small emaciated unicorn filly crawled out of the defensive perimeter of the former MoM structure. The turrets lay still, having lost their power source; even the music had fallen silent, it’s two hundred year lament finally over. Small patches of flame burned among the debris, failing to consume the remains as rotten wood provided inadequate fuel.
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DAY 3 - TIME approximately 9:15 A.M. - LOCATION: The Carnival, Wasteland
Even now, the cursed place couldn't find peace.
“I didn't ask you to find this Party of Horrors place, I told you to find my mom!” said a muffled voice from under the ruins.
“Negative. You asked,” the suit launched an audio file with Puppy's voice, “Mister Voice... Where is mom?”
“That's exactly what I'm saying!”
“Affirmative. Ministry of Morale's nearest functioning hub was located and marked on the map. It was set as primary objective and reached eleven hours ago. Then it was destroyed.”
“Yeah I remember that part, it exploded twice.”
“Negative. It is impossible to explode twice. Major damages repaired. Systems fully functional and ready.”
Puppysmiles went silent for several minutes, trying to think. Going harsh on Mister Voice was useless, mostly because there wasn't anything to hit, so she had to be smarter. She was a smart pony, right? That Pinkbot had said so, after all.
“Okie dokie loki... it's useless to cry over spilled milk, I mean, under spilled barn. Mom wasn't here but you said there are other places. So, what's next?”
“Warning. Despite the perfectly clear explanations there is still a major misunderstan-”
“Aw, shut up! What's the next mom's place we have to check?” Really, Mr. Voice could be all work and no play at times... dumb suit...
The voice went mute for a moment. If it had had a more complex artificial intelligence it could have said something else, or at least felt frustrated, but this wasn't the case; this program was designed to be effective and to obey, so that was all it could do.
“Next MoM location marked as primary objective. Location set as target on the compass.” A new pink arrow appeared on the compass as Puppy finished pulling herself free from the rubble. The filly jumped down from the ruins and shook herself trying to get rid of the dust that coated her suit.
“See? Everything is easier when you collaborate!”
“Affirmative. Cooperation is magic.”
A metallic chuckle interrupted the conversation and caused Puppy to turn around and see the buzzing spritebot she had met a couple of days ago.
“Oh it's you, Questioner. Hi!” The filly smiled.
“It's Watcher... Anyhow, that was quite random, wasn't it?”
“What? You mean the party? Trust me, you didn't miss anything. Worst. Party. Ever. Everypony was dead. Uh, quite literally.”
“So, did you find your mom?”
“Nopey mopey.” Puppy frowned for a moment, then she smiled again. “But we have a lot of places to check, so it's okay! She must be somewhere, right?”
“Uhm... yes, I guess...” The bot paused for a good while. “And, may I ask where are you going now?”
“There!” The filly pointed with her hoof, then added: “This time I feel lucky!”
“So, you're going to check the next location of ‘mom’ in that direction?”
“Sure!”
The robot took another long pause before speaking. “And you feel lucky about that?”
“Yup!”
“Oh well, why not, at this point... very well. Puppy, I've got to go, have a nice trip and try to stay out of trouble.”
“Sure, mister Question! Have a nice day!” The spritebot turned and floated away, proudly broadcasting the March of the Parasprites as it did so.
“Oh, right! Mister Voice, put on some music!”
I don't want to set Equestria on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart
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DAY 3 - TIME approximately 2:00 P.M. - LOCATION: Redtrotters Flats, Big 52 N Branch
Puppy was back on Route 52. She had left the rocky area behind her and the landscape ahead was now mostly flat, dotted with the occasional ruin of an old farm. The silhouette of a big city began to emerge from the dusty air some kilometers in front of her; she could see skyscrapers in its center and a large half-collapsed dome to one side. Along the road there were carcasses of old carts, some were fast little racing carts while others were big hulking cargo trucks. All of them shared the same fate; left alone to rust in the middle of nowhere.
“Hey! Hey you, wait!” Puppy turned toward the pair of voices that had called out to her.
The filly in yellow stopped to see who was coming and recognized the two mares from the other day. She smiled and waved a hoof. One of them stopped a little more than thirty meters away and readied an assault rifle, while the other drew near, assuming a cautious stance but leaving her power lance sheathed.
“Ok, little Miss Miracle, stay put and nopony is going to get hurt.”
“Uhm... are we playing a game?”
The unicorn kept her rifle aimed at Puppy while the other pony answered. “Yeah, something like that. Wanna play?”
“Great! Can I start? Huh? Huh? Huh?” Puppy had already begun to jump in place like the hyperactive foal she was.
“Sure, why not. I will ask you a question and you try to answer. If you don't reply you lose, got it?”
“Yay! Guessing game! I lovelovelove guessing games! Ask me something, ask me anything!”
“Great. Question number one: how comes you're still alive and unhurt after getting a power lance in the throat?”
“A what where?” This one was hard. Puppy had no idea of what a power lance was but it seemed that there was some way to swallow it and to not get an owie by doing that. “Uhm... pass?”
The two mares exchanged a glance again. “Maybe... maybe she's just a retard?” Offered the earth pony. The unicorn sighed. “Well, at least try asking something else.”
“Okay, kid, so... why did you go to the Carnival?”
“You mean the old barn? Well, this stoopid mister Voice told me that my mom was there. Guess what? She wasn't, and in her place I found the worst party ever. There was this mad pink robot that wanted to hurt my mom and I got upset but the robot exploded and a strange thing started throwing nasty lights at me then I don't remember very well what's next but I think that the barn fell on my head. That happens to me a lot, lately.” Puppy stopped for a moment, pondering. “I hope that skinny filly is safe...”
“Ridge Racer will live, and that’s the only thing that keeps my friend from pulling the trigger.” The earth pony took a long breath, “So, you resurrected, trotted all the way to the carnival, destroyed that cursed place and saved Boney's sister, just by accident?”
“I... I don't remember doing all that, but if you say so...”
“And you were just looking for your mom... all the time...”
“Yes, do you know where she is?”
“Yeah, she's a retard.” The earth pony facehoofed while the unicorn behind her couldn't hold in a snicker.
After a short laugh, the unicorn’s expression became more serious. “But she saved my family. I'm in debt to her.”
“So, what now Boney?” asked the earth pony.
“I don't know...” Rattling Bones lowered the rifle and approached Puppysmiles, who smiled at her. Somehow that enthusiasm and innocence stole a little smile from the hardened unicorn, and she placed a hoof atop Puppy’s glass helmet.
“I'm not sure if you are good or bad news, but I owe you one... so, thanks.” Rattling Bones took a rectangular scrap of metal with a white half-eaten apple painted on it, offering the object to the filly in yellow. “Here, take this: it's a pass. If you're going to Salt Cube city, show it to the guards and they’ll let you inside. Understood?”
Puppy eyes widened with glee as she stared at the gift. “Wow, thanks! A present! I love presents! Thank you super much miss pretty pony!”
The unicorn continued. “You put an end to a nightmare for our entire tribe and gave me back the only thing I cared for. I hope you'll find what you're looking for, little ghost.”
“D'aaaaaw, aren't you guys cute?” Mocked the earth pony mare.
“Oh, just shut up and let's keep moving, Soda. We have a patrol to finish.”
“Hey, are you crying, Boney?”
“Aw, just shut up! And don't you dare laugh or tell this story to anypony!”
“Guess what? Now I feel sorry for killing her.”
The two ponies left, heading in the opposite direction to the pink arrow. Puppy watched them trotting away and waved her hoof as they disappeared behind a ridge.
“I like pretty ponies, they are pretty!” Puppy smiled, before setting off in the direction of the big city.
“Hey mister Voice, can I ask you something?”
“Affirmative. Please state your request.”
“When we find my mom, are you going away? I mean... I don't want you to go away.”
“Negative. As an effect of the Littlehorn Agent this piece of equipment is irremediably fused with you.”
“Uhm... this means that we are together forever? I can keep you with me when we find mom?”
“Affirmative.”
Puppy smiled, listening as always only to the part of the explanation that she wanted to hear.
“Alright mister Voice. You already know what we need to do now, don’t you?”
“Affirmative. Analyzing the previous interactions your request is predictable with 95% accuracy.” The radio began playing music and Puppysmiles started to sing along.
There was still a lot of road to trot and she was by herself as always, but Puppysmiles was a filly on a mission and she had that stubbornness that can only come from ignorance. Besides, she wasn't really alone; she had one friend that she was well aware of and maybe a couple that she didn't even suspect.
You and me together will be
forever you'll see
we two can be good company
you and me
yes together we two...
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Footnote: LVL up. I think we already discussed this.
Negative. LVL up is mandatory in FoE canon.
Ok ok, gee, I can understand Puppy’s frustration... ok then...
Quest perk added: lvling is mandatory - now you can gain lvls! Yay!
This fanfiction is based on Fallout Equestria by Kkat; a familiarity with the source material may aid your understanding.
You can read Fallout Equestria by Kkat on Equestria Daily
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
If you enjoy Fallout Equestria Side Stories you will want to check the Fallout Equestria Side Stories post on Equestria Daily and the Fallout Equestria Side Stories thread on Ponychan
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/fallout-equestria-side-stories.html?commentPage=1
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/fic/res/58852.html
The Ponychan group is also a hatching ground that you can join if you want to share your experience, writing or comments with us.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KaoFWVlFlMjYR2KmTWxwCYnvTZQcjEULO9YHSaqqk9U/edit?hl=en_US#
Edited by: uSea and Silfir
Additional thanks to Anonsamurai and Llama Llumps for reviewing and a big help with some basics in English I completely missed.
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oh god oliver and company. at lest my sister isnt readin this with me, otherwise id ahve to look up that song.
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well, it seemed fitting ^_^
It is incredibly awesome.
First thing, it is refreshing to see foal travelling wastelands. Not some expirienced mare or buck, but little, naive and cute... canterlot ghoul. Yeah, that's too. With her Mister Voice and very, very neat luck, manner of speech and ability to save somepony without even realizing it she is one of the most interesting dwellers.
And because she's ghoul she pretty much invincible, at least very resilient and regenerating. Good to see confused bandits, they surely not expected ghoul filly fresh from Canterlot.
i don't even get this :S
"I don't want to set the world on fire" set to Equestria was a very happy moment for me. I love that song.
As soon as I started reading this the song AM 180 by Grandaddy popped into my head. A brilliantly written story with a new take on the entire Fallout: Equestria universe. Can't wait to read more.
I find it strange how much I'm enjoying this, even after having to force myself through two torturous chapters of the main series.
Man i am loving this story, but I dont understand how puppy is alive yet dead at the same time...MUST THINK!
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um... she is a undead like derby in the first fo:e
Everyone keeps saying that Puppy is a ghoul. But to me it just doesn't make sense.
Ghouls are humans made into what they are by radiation exposure. Puppy was made into what she was by the "pink mist" which sounds more like a chemical agent... it's sounds more like an Fallout: Equestria version of the FEV (Forced Evolution Virus) than anything else... So that would make her a Super mutant?
Sounds right in my head at least...
The Rock of Destiny....Sounds like The Pick of Destiny, oh well brilliant idea! That rock is the best thing to happen to the Equestria Wasteland! Besides Puppy...
Well ah didnt read it.
Oliver and Co. reference?! Okay, this fic is now win! *Continues singing 'Good Company'*
I cant tell if she is an idiot or just being a kid. Great job throughout!
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The pink cloud was a biological weapon used by the Zebra's during the war, it was dropped on Canterlot and killed Luna, the pink cloud is more like the red cloud from the Sierra Madre from the Fallout NV DLC Dead money, FEV (I forgot what it was called) in the orginal Fallout Equestria creates alicorns.
Now there are 2 types of ghouls, the regular radiation born ghouls (like Derpy in the original story) and then the Canterlot ghouls (like Steelhooves from the main story,) the latter are fused to whatever they were wearing while exposed to the cloud and can only be killed through dismemberment (basically the ghost people from Dead money except a few still maintain their humanity)
Mr Voice!
yay 
Wait the mothers name is rainy days? damn i though it was Pinkie pie
man, that was a creepy barn. why couldent the red trotters save her, just like fallout, people make you do every thing XD
"Loading easy mode for foals and Derpy."
I nearly fell off my chair laughing here. Well played.
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The Fallout: Equestria equivalent of the F.E.V. is I.M.P., which stands for Induced Metamorphosis Potion.
Lone Star: Equestrian version.
God, you're amazing.
Have some complaints! Or spam, if you prefer to think of it that way.
"The filly jumped down from the ruins and shook herself trying to get rid of the dust that coated her suit." -
A double space! Also, I think you should have a comma in this sentence.
“Oh well, why not, at this point... very well. Puppy, I've got to go, have a nice trip and try to stay out of trouble.” - Y U FAIL AT GRAMMAR?! Try "I have to go"
"Analyzing the previous interactions your request is predictable with 95% accuracy." - I think this should have a comma
"she had that stubbornness that can only come from ignorance." - I'm pretty sure it should be come only
*Continues to sing 'Good Company' along with Puppy Smiles*
40029She's like Steelhooves.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the burning eyes, and I could have pushed a lot harder on the sleeping thing. I mean, it's been some time since I read Fo:E, I can't remember everything; I don't think ghouls sleep period, but maybe I'm wrong, and it could be that ghouls' eyes glow normally and I just don't quite remember, though I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything about the brightness being adjustable. I generally took your word for it when I wasn't sure. And this is how you repay me? With Puppysmiles lying dead for half an hour and putting the Rock of Destiny in her saddlebags? Resurrecting should take more like half a minute, and even if Puppysmiles were actually near Ponyville, the Rock of Destiny is several times her size and would certainly not be practical to carry. Also, that's one swanky radiation suit she's wearing, to be able to shrug off blasts from magic weapons like nothing; you'd think that sort of thing would have military applications and would end up places like power armor. I'm just saying.
And by the way, she can't have walked that far from Canterlot yet; why does nopony know a Canterlot ghoul or pink mist when they see them? Are education standards so low that ponies don't even know that right over that way is a place full of a deadly miasma and immortal byproducts of dark zebra magics? You'd think that would qualify as important information to pass on through oral tradition at least.
40029 I suspect the Fo:E equivalent of FEV is IMP: Impelled Metamorphosis Potion. Think of the pink mist as radiation that's more concentrated and water soluble. And corrosive.
Quest perk added: lvling is mandatory - now you can gain lvls! Yay!
pffff-hahaha that footnote made me so happy
I'm really liking this side story so far
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The pink mist of canterlot is the FoE version of the toxic cloud from the Sierra Madre DLC to Fallout: New Vegas.
Basically everything in canterlot is from that mod actually, including the deadly broadcasters, and the reforming ghouls.
"It's useless to cry over spilled milk, I mean, under spilled barn."
At first I was like,
" she's not retarded, she's just young and ignorant."
Then I was like,
"Well I guess she could be retarded."
And now I'm like,
"Maybe she is."
1749702 Ah Borg. We meet again.
3308990 'just stupidly ignorant... And lucky... Dumb luck?
... I'm reading this story for the third time and only now noticed the Party of One reference
Selecting easy version for foals and Derpy.
Best Line Ever!
The burnt stallion walks?
Also, now let us shout exposition at you just before we kill you, for no reason but for our impulse to be walking background information dispensers.
Oh god.
The suit doesn't even care she is dead anymore.
Yep, the suit is fucking with us now.
What? What? Isn't the Rock of Destiny huge and hidden near Vault 2?
1749702 Oh, it seems you got all the BS covered. Pardon on the 1 year+ late reply. Another thing, how did the little filly escape back to the Redtrotter base and yet the 2 mare toll collectors could still catch up to Puppysmiles? She is going weirdly fast.
"She got a weapon! Open fire."
Eh... She said unicorn about 3 times by now. Why the sudden intelligence drop?
Well, mimezinga thinks not, giving you a rank of 4 in intelligence. But after this chapter, I think you might be a little retarded too.
3308990 Basically, yeah. Don't know how it affects my liking of her. It sure as well isn't going up, I don't like people more just out of pity.
The story demands you do so to continue this adventure!
That dome is important later probably. Wonder if it is the Boulder City Dome or similar? That was a cut Fallout location from the original Fallout 3, which also included a large amount of backstory. Thinking I might use it in a story, tap that undrilled reserve.
Retarded. Sorry.
Yay! Now, get the "Nerd Rage" perk since your health is always technically 0. OOC maybe, but pretty funny. Get "In Shining Armor" and "Here and now" too since we might as well get you completely useless perks.
The Rock of destiny- Tom?
That avalanche of lemons line made me laugh pretty damn hard
I take offense to that. Derpy isn't 'special' in FoE...
I always imagined the radsuit's computer with the male voice of the automated computer from Portal 2. Also the That avalanche of lemons line made my day
Oh the Oliver and Company song killed me.
if the suit computer gets fixed make it female and snarky like GLaDOs
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I was seriously worried long before mimezinga said anything about those. I knew there would be something horrible at the MoM, and Pinkie could fit the job. When it was still a good place, they would've loved to hire her, because she could help a lot of ponies just by being there to talk. But how would she stay alive, much less sane, for so long? Solution: Deadly Pinkamena/crazy Pinkie robot or ghoul (although I've not actually played fallout) (also thought it might take a Five Nights at Freddy's vibe there). However, I was not at all expecting the other filly or the Rock of Destiny coming in handy, or even the barn with the turrets.
HA
I just realized that canterlot is the sierra madre and she is one of the ghosts... HOLY SHIT AUTHOR YOU ARE GOOD!
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Equus*
Btw kip your a faggot
The bolded to does not belong.
That's probably unintentional, but no less terrifying.
The Rad suit really reminds me of the stealth suit MK II AKA the psychoanalytic cardiac-dampening sneaky stealth suit from Old World Blues
Oooooo, that song... oh, the feels... this chapter, wow...
A good chapter well done, well done, man oh man, this kid...
ouch.
Nice work.