When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion. With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!
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Chapters (12)
NOT THE ROYAL DIET!
I love it >:D
the Royal Diet?
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Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.
Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.
Oh my. Should I be worried?
This is so tracked.
Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.
... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?
Welp, we're f*cked.
If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.
We're bucked.
This gun b good.
Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed.
somepony hold me
im so scared
i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent
Why no slice of life tag?
Chef Ram Sea.
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I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.
>Titled Slice of Life.
>No Slice of Life tag.
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I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.
Peace Out.
Also the chef was great.
Everypony's doomed!
Haha, the poor Princess.
I love it!
>>thewaffler
I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache.
Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap!
Tracking harder than a fox hunt!
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Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.
184782 i think you just jinxed it
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well shit, tracked.
I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony!
Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!
Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!
I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue
*clasps hooves.* proceed...
We're doomed
DOOMED
*inhales*
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
This story looks very promising.
Nightmare Moon approves fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/271/0/5/nightmare_moon_clap_by_mihaaaa-d468rif.gif
I look forward to read more
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You gained his approval I shall track
Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!
In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.
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Those pounds are going straight to the moon.
*tracking*
That was frickin' beautiful.
Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.
EVERYTHIN' ELSE WAS GLORY.
You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.
I will track this will every fiber of my being.
ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank
Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.
Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?
Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.
Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....
Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.
The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.
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We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.
I've only read the description and I like it, tracking it.
Wait a minute... a Royal Diet... we are so bucked now.
INFIDELS. THE ROYAL FLANK IS A BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE OF PONYCRAFT. SULLY NOT OUR DAWNMOTHER CELESTIA WITH YOUR TALKS OF DIETING!
Totally tracking this shiz.
Tracking this harder than Les Stroud.
Gah! If only it was Luna that needed the diet, then we could break out the Star Wars jokes! "That's no moon, it's your butt!"