Nostalgia Schmaltz
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u w0t m8?
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fight me irl
do you even lift
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oi wanka ur 1 cheky kunt
gab that to my mug not onloine, see wot comes aboot
I'll grill ya like shrimp on the barbie
2280031 boi il wiep dat grin of ur cheky ugli faec
oi il bete ya up irl giv me ur adres il rek ya m8
com fite me m8 r u scaerd il rek u
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Just read it. Awesome!
It's good to see this story fully realized. Thanks again!
Damn Applejack, you go girl.
Most interesting story!
Commence read.
Cockatrice. Interesting.
I can't beleive I was snickering at the fact of how many times 'Super-Speedy Semen-Squeezy 69,000' was mentioned. Still loved the story though.
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you two are a disgrace to me now please have better grammer before posting
okay?
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ill wak ya in de gabba kunt, ya bloody bogan, swearing it on me mums life
2282544 Dat's not 'ow ya speak proppa Ork, you run'y humie!
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no m8, yeh gotta be an aussie
2283115 Wot er dese "Aussie" fings yer spittin about? Dey seems to be stupid excuses fer Orks! I bet dey er some kind of tiny, squishy humie runts that prob'ly can't hold a choppa, let alone swing it!
6,996 words.......thy see what thou has performed here
2282544 sorry but I have a tendency to correct people's grammar and it drives me insane when I see that stuff.
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u avin a giggle and luvin teh wobs m8 ye right?
2284580 are you Scottish? it sounds like you are?
that word count...
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That was hot.
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And finally the mystery of the finger box is solved! Flim and Flam better watch out. I hear /b/ doesn't like it when people play them for fools. xD
This was just awesome, so hawt!
~Have a good one.
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Don't worry I liked your comment
2288302 ah I know manypeople don't like being corrected but it drives me insane trying to read something that is grammatically incorrect.
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Another great one from Nostalgia.
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Thy is not a replacement for I.
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Oh well. Thanks for the heads up.
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Sorry, it was just my inner Grammar Nazi showing.
This was the most uncomfortable and awkward thing until it became the funniest thing
but I was laughing at it
mocking it
Also you describe applejack's naughty bits as silky five times you bloody hack.
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>Also you describe applejack's naughty bits as silky five times you bloody hack.
That's what happens when I write something in short bursts and then don't proofread
I don't understand; how was using a cockatrice "cheating?" They claimed that their product the Super-Speedy Semen-Squeezy 69,000, which was a subdued cockatrice in a container with a port for dicks, would make any stallion rock hard regardless of any other influencing factors like recent sexual activity or the stimulus they received. Their product, did, in fact, do this, and they proved it. They left out the part about never being able to lose that erection without some secret they apparently held on to, but this fact wasn't discovered until after Applejack discovered how the box worked, and it still wouldn't be "cheating," just the old underhanded tactic of leaving out certain facts.
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I suppose that is a problem but my main issue is just how strange the mood is. Everything starts off innocently enough but then it very, very quickly becomes some carnal display of exhibitionism. It seems to be assumed in this setting that public sex is not only accepted but encouraged, yet there's that brief glimmer of real world rationality with Big Macintosh. But it's quickly - too quickly - snatched away.
The end result is very, very alien. It made my penis feel very unwelcome. It wanted to board the last helicopter out of Saigon.
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I suppose it was cheating because there was no way Flim&Flam could lose. Or that they weren't technically erect, just petrified.
I don't know, I didn't think too hard about it.
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Well, how else am I supposed to have Flim and Flam demonstrating such a sexual product and have it not seem very, very alien?
my eyes my butifull red eyes
It didn't make my favorites, but it was an amusing read. Thumb up.
This wasn't EXACTLY the Fic that I was hoping to find but it was a great story, with we'll-written sex scenes and a fantastic story! Thumbs up, fave, subscribe, the works; nothing less than one of the best clop writers on this site.
That was rather enjoyable. I find Flim and Flam rather clever and yet stupid. They really must like to push their luck when it comes to scamming towns. I look forward to reading more of your stories in the future. Keep up the great writing!
Talk about your erection destruction.