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A day in the life, and a glimpse into the mind, of Ponyville's favorite mail carrier and single mom. But if she had the choice of any one day for everyone to read about, it probably wouldn't be this one...

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Is this the one that I read on Fanfiction a while back? If so, instant 5-stars

Edit: or was it EQD?

Oh jeez I love this story!

You, sir, get a blueberry muffin.... and all my stars. =]

Thanks for the kind words, all.

It was never on Fanfiction.net, but it was posted on EqD. I've been using Google Docs, but I've been persuaded to give this place a try. I'm liking it so far. Just waiting for my other stories to pass moderation; once they do, you'll get an early peek at something I'm working on before I submit it to EqD. ;)

haa I read this on EQD and loved it so much ~ 5stars :D and faving! :heart:

Now put up the sequel with Dinky and Sparkler!


That's on the mods' heads, not mine. Everything, including my new in-progress multi-chapter story, is already submitted and awaiting approval.

Another EqD visitor here! This has to be one of the best Derpy stories out there. Bar none. :yay:


I'm so happy to see this fic here, and to hear that your other stories are being processed. Your Derpy is an awesome Derpy :twilightsheepish:
Er, Ditzy, but whatever, You know what I mean. :derpytongue2:

Ah, a Big Mac X Ditzy Doo shipping.
This should turn out to be very sweet. Keep up the good work lad.

Instant 5 Stars.

I've waited so long for a sequel to this.

I dunno what it is... but for some reason, i've never read a fanfiction that featured any sort of Ditzy/Mac pairing that was any less than BRILLIANT.

this is no exception. favoriting for sure.

I don't like how your treating derpy name (Sure derpy means doing something stupid, but it doesn;t mean BEING stupid.) but at least your not making a big deal over something that is only 1 min and 30 second long


This story predates The Last Roundup by a good long time, if that's what you're referring to; it's only new to this site. That episode wasn't a factor at all.

I reread it again for good measure. Always a nice fic. I can't wait to read the sequel. I have also started following you so I can track your future work that you post here. Definitely an instant five star fic

Like everyone else, I read this when it was posted on EqD, and have been waiting for it to appear here so I can say how much I love it.

I especially like the "It's like living in a town full of mind-readers" line. Many people with the same problem as Ditzy (who are easy to find in my usual social circles of hard-core computer geeks) use that term, so I assume it means you either have personal experience or have done your research.

A little from column A, and a little from column B... :twilightsheepish:

I remember this story. Fives and Favs all around. :derpytongue2::heart:

even more proof that everyone thought derpys name was ditzy not so long ago :scootangel:

Lovely story and i cant wait to read the rest of your stories, hope the mods hurry up!:pinkiehappy:

Everything I have is up and visible now, go ahead and check it out.

Ah, the return of an old favourite, for the very first time! A pleasure to read and re-read.

DERPY AND BIG MAC I LOVE IT:derpyderp1::heart::eeyup:

:heart::derpyderp1: Great story. I'm happy you decided to join us over here on Fimfiction, so much easier to track and give/get feedback here.


I'll still read it:twilightsmile:

I love this one. :derpyderp2: I felt so sorry for Ditzy by the end, there. :raritydespair: But at least she earned that happy ending too. This is my Ditzy, too, btw.

Wonderful story! I love your characterization of Ditzy.

Long? This is only like 3k words. Try reading a 30000 word one if you think this is long (btw im not hating on ths fic im just sayin...).
I loved how mac actually got more than the occaisonal "eeyup".
One problem though (and this is entirely my fault), is that every time ditzy derpy talks, i imagine her voice from the show, and it completely throws me off. Dont know why, but again, its my fault. Cant wait to read the sequels, and you sir, get 5 stars and a follow. :heart: :derpytongue2: :eeyup: :heart:

I've liked many fics, but never loved one; and by far my favorite rendering of Ditzy!
Also, a Ditzy+Mac pairing - never saw that one coming.

Truly this is one of the best fan fics I have ever read. You capture the characters perfectly and have created a story that could easily be featured in Season 2 (apart from the alcoholic references of course)
Well done on your commendable story telling skills, have all my stars. I only wish I had more to give... :twilightsmile:

183189 Dude, it's 12000

Oh right lol... :facehoof:
Well i feel derpish.. Sorry i usually have like 8 tabs open at once and like half of them are fics... So i got them all mixed up

Best shipping.

awsome story

This makes me want to give Ditzy more respect...That also brings me to the whole name thing; is it Derpy Hooves or Ditzy Doo? I prefer the second one myself. Anyways, I sympathize for her, nonetheless. One heck of a day, that's for sure.

"Hey, one more thing!" "what?" DERP:derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:how sweet is big mac?:eeyup: is there going tobe a seqeal?

Awesome! I believe there was a sequel? If so, I'm off! :pinkiehappy:

I loved it. Especially the beginning. That first paragraph was awesome!

"it felt like the crack was being flossed with barbed wire soaked in lemon juice?"

fav line. awesome

Whoa man, just whoa


WOOHOOO!! DITZY!!!!:derpytongue2: MUFFIN!

Very commendable.

What in the bloody hell was that? Did I just experience bacon in story form?
Seriously, it was that awesome.:yay:

I couldn't help but cringe at the thought of her thrown shoe and cracked hoof. The poor thing had a hard day as it is, and then she went through that? Heart-wrenching.:raritycry:

Speaking of hearts.
"I'm not a sugarcube, I'm a muffin!" HHNNNGGGGG
Really everything that involved Dinky in this one was HHNNGGG worthy.

Damn Sticks and Stones, this was really their fault anyway. Oh if I ever met them...:twilightangry2:

Beautiful ending. I mean it. Bee-yay-yoo-tif-full.:eeyup:
All of my yays. ALL OF THEM. :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Awesome story. I really enjoyed it. Also did you happen put a Judas Priest reference in there or is it just me seeing things?

Damn this is seriously awesome. You took my whole head cannon of Ditzy, broke it down into its composite atoms and reconstituted it into this. It's freaking beautiful. Please tell me that that Complete is a lie and we're gonna get another chapter outta this. Please!:raritycry:

Also, I would cook and eat Sticks and Stones those foul pony bastards.:flutterrage:

Hmmm...not the pairing I would EVER expect, but it works. :derpyderp1:

I usually think :eeyup: / :yay:.

I wanna give Derpy a big hug right now! And I'll tell her that I think her nickname is cool! :pinkiesad2:

Faveing this story.

I love the pairing here. and you seem to have genuinely captured Big Mac. looking forward to more on DitzyXmac. and i dont get into shipping.

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