• Published 27th Feb 2013
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Sometimes a pear will do - Obscure

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That was contrary to what I expected.

Incredible.

2207704 SOME PONY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MMMMFFFFfffff.......

I smell sequel! or not....

2207736

Stop screaming and shut up. Besides. Rainbow dash? Lol:rainbowkiss:

2207781
No sequel planned, but now that it's done I'm actually seeing what is wrong with it.

2207777 who me? idk. they blindfolded me....

2207830 Rainbow Dash? what about that.... rainbow.... maned........ eep!

Oh dear god...Really?:rainbowlaugh:

ohmigod. worst:pinkiesick: and better than best:pinkiehappy: story ever! and in the end, he still wanted to meet RD.:duck: like most who read clop for personal enjoyment, he is affected mentally until he actually does get his fave pony. then he mentally dies after the sheer pleasure and some other reasons. it's just, us who haven't gone there can only dream about going. and very few will come up from deep down in their heart of hearts and say that i am wrong. they'll deny it with their shallowness:pinkiecrazy:

and feel free to call me crazy, i dont mind.
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From all these kind of fics I've read, this has to be one of the creepiest.

Still, it was a good read :)

That was a very strange story, but strangely enjoyable.

SUCH AS LIFE AND A DIIII FUCK

3230871 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:pinkiegasp:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:pinkiegasp:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................................

3248293sorry that's hyper smooth your replying to I'm normal smooth. Yea I was hyper so what lol.

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3248602 so...... um you done suffering? That's what happens when you post stuff like "help me" around hypersmooth lesson learned right? LOLOLOLOL

3256303 good now you deserve a cookie:pinkiehappy:

3261024 I'm out at cookies AND ammo.
Oh crap just got big daddied on origins

3270586 :flutterrage: get back up and whoop it's ass untill its just a bloody pulp of a piece of body armor with a friggin' drill!

3276525 I did, I built the staff of FUCKING FIRE OUT OF HIS ASS. Oh I got MAX ammo and max cookies

3277172 don't worry it sucks Round 36 was using it and died. Thus making it suck very badly ice staff and wind are good electric staff terrible. Damn I sound like a youtuber.

3277172 oh you just won longest comment conversation so you win my ps3 gamertag friend superdog1025 k

3278555 don't have a ps3 or an xbox...:raritycry:

3280827 well download bo2 on your computer I play ps3 AND computer:twilightsmile:

3285941 do you write on your kindle as I am?:trixieshiftright:

3286790 no... library. AAAlllllll the time.


Twilight is pleased:twilightsmile:

3287543 ha has anyone ever questioned what you were doing it would be hard to explain right?

3288231 lol what do you say?:pinkiehappy: yay new avatar!!!!

3288315 does this look like your computer bitch?

(minus the bitch... depending on the age:pinkiehappy:)

3290831 heh I'm 15 but a lot of people consider me 24 so yea. You ever been made fun of cuz of it I get crap all the time when my friends/enemies come to my house. Lol this is one long reply. (For me that is)

3291379 I've seen longer. But no not really... here in MN, people usually mind their own business... and if they are nosey, they don't ask what you're doing too much

3291999 I'm not sure what to talk about.... you post something I can reply to.

When he meets Rainbow Dash, let's just say...
"Gotta go fast" :trollestia:

3258244 don't......don't say cookie right now:rainbowlaugh:

BRUHBRUHBRUHBRUH U GOTS TA GO FAST

Good story,, but I think you may want to rethink these sentence.

Rarity idly sunbathed for hour on end.

So it was in absolute privacy that she placed damaged creature in her bed

Here his lips.

That momebt applejack finds out shes half pear

That sneaky motherfucker

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