• Member Since 27th May, 2012
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EXOLIEF


I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Comments ( 102 )

This story sucked :ajsmug:

Intriguing, yet; highly disturbing... :moustache:

Well written, good descriptions. And very sexy.

All my yes! And +1,000,000,000,000 internets!
I may have to commission you to write my clop scenes—I fear I may suck at it.:rainbowlaugh:

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Please rise while the judge reads the verdict of your punishment.:rainbowlaugh:

2190450 I see what you did there :moustache:

I don't like fic with humans in it, I like da premise... twas aight.

i am reading this is school and i can't take care of the wood. FUCK!

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???: "Yeah, we actually have an order in mind for this. If you're patient, you may be pleasantly surprised when your mare of choice comes up."

Exo: Stick with us for more surprises, yeah? :eeyup:

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??? you are a diabolical person. this was amazing though......
now if Icould read one with Dash like
8====D~:rainbowwild:




dafuq is wrongwithme.....?

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fuck did I just read?

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Dashie suckin' the hot pony/discord D it looks like. :rainbowderp:

Praise the sun for a new chapter! /SunBrony

This was pretty goddamn hot, the dirty talk was fantastic. Wonderfully detailed and just plain dirty (Mind-broken Celly is best pony now.), I will pop many boners to this for a long time coming. I'm loving this series. I'm hoping there's a CheeriSuck chapter somewhere down the line..

I'll be honest, when I saw the Princess Luna tag, I was SURE Luna was doing the whole telepathic talk.
Wouldn't THAT be a twist?

Anyway, great chapter, Exo, but...
I suppose something's grown inside of me, and that is intolerance to self-insert stories. I'm not saying Alex or Walter were, indeed, self-inserts, but I'm sure you can understand why someone'd think that, right?

Guess I'm just too used to AiE (Anonymous in Equestria - /mlp/), which uses a fixed name for all its protagonists (Anonymous).

That doesn't mean, of course, that this was actually really well-written. Nice job, Exo.
...And [Censored].

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Oh, there will be some of that later~

Dude, by all means, please despise these writings based on stupid ideas we make up revolving around badly inserted humans and ponies. I won't defend these at all because you're right on the money with that one :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the last-minute compliment, though, even though it wasn't necessary :twilightsheepish:

You know how annoying it is to try and sleep when you can't roll over because you left your kickstand up?

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I hate that. I wind up having to beat it into submission. :trollestia:

Celestia X Human?! HELL YEAH!:yay:

I can't tell if that praise the sun comment at the end is a dark souls sunbro reference or not either way fantastic work

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???: It is.

Exo: Confirmed for Brawl :ajsmug:

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ACTUAL FUCK-wait, this is ponysuck not pony fuck.... my bad :twilightblush:

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Some longer chapters have that, you'll just have to wait and see :moustache:

I get it: you 2 are Changelings. That explains it all

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You both know exactly how I feel right now.

Ohmylawd that was hot.

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???: They're onto us!
Exo: You will never find the hive!

I honestly hope you plan to do one with Fleur. She's my guilty pleasure!

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Exo: Some of the more obscure or minor characters don't have an actual Suck chapter written for them.

... But there might be something floating around~

oh sweet celestia ass.

HAWT :rainbowwild:

Oh Celestia clop... It's glorious. If only I could be so grossly incandescent...

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Exo: While some consider it a blessing, others would consider it a curse :unsuresweetie:

???: But mostly it's a blessing :ajsmug:

What's with me and weird boners lately? First the fluttershy tree thing now this? Anyway good chapter. Cold shower time. :twilightblush:

So haaaaaaawt :heart:

This story is so fucking hot, I hope there's a ChrysiSuck in the future.

You two are going to kill me with these stories. Three fucking times with just this one. I can't do this every week, guys. It's not healthy.

This was too erotic and primal, Just... Just... :facehoof: My dick's gonna hate me in the morning.

If the scene with Candence was any indication, I can't wait to read a potential ChrySuck chapter. So much love to give.

Adultery. Fun. :ajbemused: Sarcasm mode activate!

Edit: But just because I morally hated this chapter doesn't mean it's bad, 'Mystery highly offend-able downvoter', clop's okay but add morally reprehensible subject matter to the mix and some asshole like me will complain, as the case may be.

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Luna was just the icing on the cake.

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???: Sounds like another satisfied customer to me! :trollestia:
Exo: *checks the box next to GorillaJab's name* Mmyes, good.

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???: denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw2385-blaLr.gif
In all seriousness, I thought that if someone was going to be offended at anything we did in these stories, they'd have been offended before now. At least by Carrot. Thanks for clarifying your opinion on the chapter, though, the short little sarcasm snip made me think you wrote off the chapter as shit because we tapped a post-wedding Cadence for one of these.

Exo: What he said ^

2373496 Yeah, I don't wanna be that guy that shits on it but I felt I had to say something. Sorry if I seemed a bit condescending but adultery, of any form, is the one thing I'll bitch about. I apologize again.

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