These ponies are so intolerant of others. They treat everyone but them like dirt! These ponies need a lesson in how to treat others better... And you're going to tell them how to do it.
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YES SOMEONE GETS IT LOL. love and tolerate all... cept sparkling vampires.you burn them with fire.
Yeah fuck vampires. Equality for all! Except vampires. Fuck vampires(again). MURRICA.
I laughed, SO MUCH.
Now this was something diferent, and the serious ending that turned into comedy...
Priceless.
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Wut
Now everything makes sense. Forever.
Unf~
Nice work, dude.
That is pretty funny and really weird at the same time.
I don't entirely know what I just read, but I'm sure I liked it. Very nice.
Hey we vampires have feelings too you know! Well... except for the sparkling kind they can burn in fire.
Vampires are fine...unless they sparkle...and are competing against werewolves for love...
What the fuck did I just read? o_O;
FUCK THIS RASIST PONIES!!!! okey everyhuman, lets go party!!!
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Intersting concept. The funny thing about this is that its not even 1,500 words. Oh, and the sparkling vampires should be blown to bits, not burned.
11/10 I got a freedom boner
10/10 read three times in a row
Glorious show mate, this is truly worthy of all my yes
Have a mustache
Hell have five!
I'm very confused on what I just read lol.......... First it was about ponies being rasist then Aberham lincoln
I don't know why I'm laughing this is so random And makes no sense it's funny!!!!!! Love it
You know.... yeah.
2189599 *Abraham Lincoln
you have finally addressed the ONE AND ONLY PROBLEM I see in the show
you are a [youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnAYgNnA5A0]
Oh man, YOU sir have just made my day, this was absolutely hilarious good show seriously good show!
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... Somehow, somewhere, someone is taking this seriously.
Because seriously, fuck vampires.
Ironic fact, some historians believe that Abraham Lincoln was legendarily racist, making bad, racist jokes to a few other things I can't remember off the top of my head. He only signed the paper is what they say, as it was necessary.
Go look it up, you'll get a few good hits.
This isn't my view, I prefer that Lincoln was a badass vampire slayer who freed the slaves.
2189599 I saw that coming after I posted that comment
Complete?! I wanna see what Tia would say if the subject was brought up to her!
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18/10 would fap to again.
Well...this escalated quickly.
As the heavy would say
:you did well!
2194192 i like your mane
How could so few words result in so much world building? This is almost right up there with Xenophilia and The Best of All Possible Worlds in how it brings to light the racial discrimination inherent in the show.
ONE DAY VAMPIRES WILL RULE THE WRLD AND YOU'LL FINALLY SEE THE FLAWS OF YOUR WAYS YOU RACIST PEICE OF SHIT!!!! (no srsly)
i freaking loved this, its worth my up vote but unfortunately its just too short for a fav. if you continue with this idea in a later story or expand this one from a one shot i'll favorite it. still, its worth a follow, i look forward to more from you.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter FTW!!!!
Shiny vampires can burn for all I care.
For clarification sake this comment is more for myself,
I don't wish to metaphorically give everyone the middle finger, especially without knowing their circumstances
You'd think ponies never heard moral head-case go apeshit
our protagonist seems to have mental horse blinders on, as putting blame on individuals for a norm in their society is more than a little ignorant.
And with exception of the horse stigma, everything that flew out of his mouth was all baseless conjecture; and yet, the HiE bitch made his friends cry because of it. Another staggering victory for social justice.
This guy reminds me of people I wish to avoid in my day to day.
you should never pull moral rank on your friends.
patience is a virtue
...
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FUCK VAMPIRES
7327365 I really have no memory of what I was thinking when I wrote that comment so um... fist bump?
...wait!
Abraham Lincoln does tolerate vampires. Hell the one who trained him was a vampire.
He just abhors racism and murder. The only vampires he kills are those who senselessly slaughter innocent people.
Don't go discriminating an entire species because of the actions of a few sociopaths.
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Did you know that the ponies have a fascist-lite monarchical social Darwinist form of government?
I get the feeling that there was a message in this. :/
Vampire lives matter!!! CSA
EY! Vampires are living being too you quack
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Actually, they're technically UNLIVING things. I suppose the only unliving ABOMINATIONS are zombies. After all, vampires can still think, so they at least can control their hunger up to a certain extent. Zombies, on the other hand? They'll eat you. ENTIRELY. Though, to be fair, that just means that vampires who turn others into vampires are abominations too, but still...
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True enough
Anon needs to chill. A lot of the points he makes seems more like him trying to excuse his anger than actual fact. I recommend therapy and medication. Maybe a trepanning if it doesn't work.
To be fair, humans would do the same thing if a talking pony called us a chimpanzee and tell them that we're not a chimpanzee.