Princess Twilight Sparkle is tired of being a stunningly attractive spinster, so she decides to ask out the pony of her desires (whom she decides is Applejack). As is par for the course, things don't go exactly as planned, but Twilight learns valuable lessons about magic and friendship in the process.
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Based on the Friendship is Witchcraft series by Sherclop Pones
Cover Art by Mewball
Livejournal Assistance from knighty
Short description and editing by Jake the Army Guy
Chapters (1)
wow
this is awesome. good job
I still say the Author's Note is the best part.
Not saying the whole thing isn't friggin' hilarious, mind you.
Hashtag swag.
'Nuff said.
Swagtacular sun in the cover image.
APPLEJACK?!
Ugh, you're lucky you wrote this darf, or I might not read it...
Not into Applelight at all.
*facepalms* good ol FIW
i came
Commence read.
“That was certainly something.”
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how is there 'too much'? it was written in that universe...
YOU! Yes, you! You're awesome.
I found this story
swagtastic
Dammit, why is this not in the featured box?!
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the ten downvotes might have something to do with it
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Well, give me their names, I'll bring you their heads!
yes
I'm actually somewhat interested by what content would be on a website called FactFission.
Oh darf, Y U so awesome
After thoroughly enjoying FiW 8, I can only say that this story was icing on the cake.
FiW fanfiction? Written well? And in the style of it? darf, you owe me a new pair of sides
Seriously I was laughing and/or grinning wickedly all throughout this. The authors note at the end practically sent me reeling out of my chair. You made my night.
I Actually Like The Simplicity Of The Cover Art.Love The Swag Sun!
I don't think the authors note has ever left me laughing like this before.....especially at fanfriction.
I don't even...you, are a god
The force dark humor of the piece really works well here.
Alicorn Twilight trying to rape Applejack? This . . . is different approach to Applelight. I love it!!
Too bad Rarijack happened instead. 
Man, you really hate Spike. Gotta watch that anger.
That poor poor dragon. My heart goes out to him...
Oh. and those two female ponies who also happened to be in this story. Applecrack and Hilarity wasn't it? Yeah, scary Twilight is scary.
And now i want MOAR!!
mmmmm I dont understand the author's nothe very good....
it say is your second fanfic?... but... your darf....and you had write a Lot of fanfics before....
maybe Im just dont know whats happenign XD lol
also...then you gonna make a second chapter?
I thought it was beautiful, touching, and meaninful :')
Oh GODS
I have nothing against this pairing (Rarity/Applejack) but DAMN!!!!! That's just messed up
Twilight was a complete freak who treat poor Spike like shit, how sad, she woulod kill Peewee if she had the chance just to break the poor dragon's heart, that's cruel. Yet I was laughing so hard I woke my aunt up, very as buck. Now THAT'S comady
I need a smoke
Also, I guess Twilight now being the Goddess of Magic REALLY went stright to her head....how tragic, gods just have no care for the poor mortals LOL. And I like Applelight but am not for Rarilight, personally.
i love you
Good god, this has been a work of pure literary genius!
I will try summarize my extreme approval in words.
I feel you captured the ups and downs of love and life perfectly. I was simply taken aback by your artful words and spiffing take of the sad tale of star-crossed lovers. The meaning of this lovely story is, of course, up for interpretation as it is deep as the lone puddle currently inhabiting my front lawn, although I myself believe that the moral of this story is that one must always follow their heart; even (especially) if their heart leads you to forcibly making your friends engage in some 'funky-timez'.
(This was awesome!
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I am laughing so hard right now.
I found this a little too easy to masturbate to.
Excellent job.
Darf. I'm sorry but with this,
You've created possibly the only story in your entire library of fic I CAN'T fap to.
Funny even out of context though XD
Back into reading every fic by you ever! Neeeeeext story is Apple Cinnamon Morning
Should be fun before I sleep XP
The worst part, isnt all the dark and unsettling things they say theoughout the entire fic. No, the worst part, is that i can see this actually happening, Twi Rarity and AJ all seem like they could legitly be that dark, or creepy in twi's case. Wow what a wonderful dark little fanfic.
Friendship is Witchcraft...?*grumbles*
Face Hoof COMBO
...Hilarious.
~The Great Zoroark
Me in the first half of the story: I don't ship Twijack...but I am veeeeeeeery tempted to.
Me in the second half of the story: NOPE IM BACK TO RARIJACK. 100 PERCENT. TENOUTTATEN.
I don't know why I never considered writing FiW fanfic before. Granted, I'm not sure I could pull it off, but you certainly did! XD A shame about that Livejournal post though.
7331243 do you wanna talk on like skype or steam or ssomething? you're reading sso much of my stuff i assume you must like me. i like you. let's chat!