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Edmar Fecler


As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story. :derpytongue2:

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They Day has come for Twilight to become a royal alicorn princess. And with her ascension, comes the final peice of Celestia's master plan. Pure insanity ensues as Twilight's new mission takes her to the world known as Earth.

Just a quick one-shot i wrote while I was on a doughnut high. I suppose it could be considered an alternate ending to the season finale.
Hope you dont mind my insanity too much.




for those of you who dont know what a purple people is; it was real popular song way back in the 50's.
here's the origional, for anyone who's interested.

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Comments ( 45 )

,,,Wouldn't she need to lose an eye first before she fit the description in the song?
Please ignore me as I am an idiot who comments before reading.

.... what did i just read?:unsuresweetie:

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to reference Sheb Wooley's #1 pop hit from 1958 in a fanfic after Twilight's ascension. Must read.

a one eyed, one horned purple people eater :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: sorry just had to do it:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

You mean... THIS BRAIN BLEACH?! :trollestia: I STOLE IT WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sweet Satan, I read the story of the century. :pinkiecrazy:

:rainbowlaugh: I see what you did there.

Honestly, i was had absolutely no idea what i was even thinking while writing this. it just sort of... happened.

From experience, I know that that's what makes a good comedy fic. :raritywink:

2156795 DARN YOU, MEGECLE TRAVER! you am no brain bleech stealer! :derpytongue2:

-Insert TCB joke here-

This story is so random, it's genius.


"He was actually sent flying to the moon, where his suffocated corpse landed on the lunar surface next to a killer whale." Was that a reference of Willzyx from South Park?

2156839Wut doo yew meen, Virginia?

welp time to nuke Manhattan :twilightsmile:

Uhhhhhh....
Hm. Lotsa Austin Powers references. Funny thing is...My name is Austin. :pinkiehappy:

Hmmm...


YEAH BAY-BEE! *starts strutting as Austin Powers theme plays*

(Too bad I'm not British.)

Well, that was surprisingly straightforward. The fanfic commits to its quirky randomnity and keeps a pretty steady tone throughout, although the Preperation H sketch was more of an injudicious and unecessary lift than a reference. Not that bad for what it is.

Another bit of constructive crit: Cthulhu really would have worked better than Godzilla in this instance. I don't think a tail slap would be a way to penetrate a force field, whereas Cthulhu has his own Arcane Powers and High Science to match Twilight Sparkle's spellcraft.

2160976 as a person who enjoys any and all feedback, I appreciate your notes. :twilightsmile:

On the other hand, considering how thus story came to be, and the fact that most of it is a dream sequence, and I mean this purely as a joke: its a dream, I ain't gotta explain shit :derpytongue2:

Thank you for your feedback, and I hope you enjoyed. :scootangel:

2159864 don't worry, you can be an american actor playing a brit, just like the real austin powers! (unless you're not american. then there is no hope)

2162619 Alas, I'm nothing but a Canadian....FOR SHAME...:fluttercry:

I fucking laughed way too hard at the title. Will read later.

Without warning, a kazoo began playing in the background.

Wait, what?

“DARN YOU, GOO-GOOGUHZIILA. YOU AM NO PRINCESS DESTROYER!”

No. No you fucking dont.

“What do you mean Twilight Novel?!”

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As Interesting as this story sounds I have forty updates to read and 14 stories to read later:twilightsheepish: Amazing idea though

Can no one see the contradiction in this story? Celestia: " The humans degrade us and kill each other (but have not actually harmed any of my subjects) So we are going to launch THE GENOCIDE OF AN ENTIRE RACE ( ABOUT 6 BILLION LIVES) which is more than all human crime casualties EVER just because they make porn of us. LET KILL BILLIONS OF LIVES BECAUSE THEY MAKE PORN OF US. THAT IS TOTALLY NOT EVIL AT ALL! I lol'd at the story, but c'mon did no one notice this

Please excuse me while I go find a new ribcage. I may have broken mine from laughter.

This phrase suits this story best-
Lolwut? :rainbowlaugh:

2178782 That's why he says "Celestia's Evil plan" It wouldn't be evil if it made sense to them.

2156753
Thou hathst beaten me to it. :moustache: to you

Cool, good thing Twilight didn't travel to one of my earths, she'd either be horrifically raped y tentacles, eat Solanum infected bodies, or be incinerated in one of the hourly planet destroying battles that end with a guy with ice-cream punching a hole in reality and ending the universe, right before going back to normal until the next one.

Neurotic-ism at it's finest.

this was complete and total hilariousness
Loved it, and celestia even shared the popcorn! :trollestia:

Twilight then ate Spike and herself because she had a sudden craving for purple. The resulting stupidity of the story caused Sombra and Rainbow Dash to switch lives, which somehow devolved into Pinkie Pie admitting her love for Bulk Biceps. Then the REALLY weird shit started happening.

What was I doing, something about King of Monsters kicking ass?

3925144 ~ooooo~ that sounds like a good sequel :rainbowkiss:

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And I give you full permission to use that. Or, well, anyone. I can't write myself.:facehoof:

3925144 ~ooooo~ that sounds like a good sequel :rainbowkiss:

3925310 huh? *looks back* ...damn internet connection! :facehoof:

2158706 Hey, Tails is my favorite sonic character, too! :pinkiegasp:

3957677
Can you please take a look at the time I posted that, bro?:ajbemused:
There's nothing wrong with liking Tails, (Hell, he's still my favourite Sonic character) But it's been 51 weeks, you do the maths on how many days is that.

3957842 Wait, what? All i was saying was that I like Tails too, I didn't say there was anything wrong with liking Tails :rainbowhuh:

>>Before reading this:
"Weeeeeellll, she was a one-eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater..." :twilightsheepish:

>>After reading this:
This is completly random, filled with Godzilla, Twilight as a human-consuming monster, Celestia wanting revenge on Earthlings and MLP-related stuff and "Preperation H" jokes.
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BRILLIANT! Give this man a prize!

-The Character

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