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Alpha Scorpii


Happily retired. Thanks for all the good times :)

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Celestia has faced many terrible foes throughout her life, from tyrant unicorns to the very embodiment of chaos. However, the time has come for the noble alicorn to fight against the most dreadful of monsters, a vile creature which dwells in the shadows of the night, flying through the darkness as it thirsts for the blood of innocent ponies.

It is time for Celestia to face... the common mosquito.

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Written to fight my writer's block. It worked. I hope you like it.

A million thanks to Inumaniac for being my proofreader once again.

Read the polish translation here, courtesy of Dolar84

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Comments ( 33 )

Really? I thought she killed the pest?
It remeinds me of my golfball sized bug bite from this one mosquito

Gonna get featured. I called it.

lol, she missed the mosquito

"The night I shapeshifted as a mosquito", by Discord.

Dear Princess Celestia,
I thought I had learned this new spell to summon creatures, but it seems to only summon mosquitoes. They stick around for just a few moments, and then vanish. Would you have any idea where they are going?
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

oh, celestia, we love you. :heart:

I really thought it was a prank by Luna at first. Still not sure it's not.

I'll be surprised if this isn't featured. Had me laughing! :rainbowlaugh:

Yep, it's been featured. It's on the "Popular Stories" list. :pinkiehappy:

2157197 2157666 Well, I never said the mosquito wasn't Discord. It survived Celestia's rage, after all. Maybe it is...

...or not. Maybe it's a regular mosquito that just happens to be very, very, very hard to kill. I'll leave that to your imagination.

I was sure it was Luna just messing with her sister, and it's great that I was wrong! Well done!

And that's what you get when you hire Spike to rid your house of bugs.

I rate this 5 moustaches my fine sir.
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

reminds me of an episode of the original pink panther cartoon...

now said mosquito should bother luna, cadence, and then twilight :rainbowlaugh:

Granted, there were those nights when something unusual would happen, and the royal guards would have a funny story to tell their foals, but the guard was pretty sure that he wouldn’t be so lucky. Those nights were rare, and the chances that that night was one of those were slim at best.

Not so much tempting fate as sneaking up behind it and kicking it in the nads with steel cap boots...

After that last mosquito I am fairly certain Celestia's maids will wonder why all the stonework in the room has vitrified and everything else been reduced to little piles of ash.

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Heheh. Or how about:
Dear Princess Celestia,

Last night I went camping with Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, and Applejack in Whitetail Woods.
We had a problem with mosquitos, but Spike was able to get rid of them with his dragon fire.
Rarity was so relieved that the mosquito keeping her awake was gone that she actually kissed him!

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

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It's no ordinary mosquito.

The darker than normal coloration, it came in the night...

This is obviously a vampire mosquito!

Another story where Celestia must deal with a small, insignificant object? Have I created a new genre?
Anyway, this deserves a watch. Keep it up! :raritywink:

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Last night I went camping with Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, and Applejack in Whitetail Woods.

We had a problem with mosquitos, but Spike was able to get rid of them with his dragon fire.

Rarity was so relieved that the mosquito keeping her awake was gone that she actually kissed him!

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

That explains everything! :rainbowderp:

That'll teach the blood sucker to mess with Celestia's dreams of chocolate cake! :pinkiehappy: Though that was probably the poor thing's job; to ensure Celestia's diet both in dreams and the waking reality. Now, it met an unfortunate end (maybe). :fluttershysad: I don't know if it is just me, but I have an irrational fear of mosquitoes.

It's rare to find comedies that aren't full of monkey cheese, or contain more references than a typical Family Guy episode. It's also rare that a fic will make me laugh out loud.

All in all, this is a good fic that doesn't deviate from the simple, yet effective humor of the show.

Magic blasts exploded in the walls and razed the curtains, and the guardstallions, who were calmly doing their night routes, had to jump aside and take shelter behind anything they could find in order to avoid being hit by a spell. Or a hammer. Or a mace. Or the pillow.

Not the pillow! Noooooooo! Thank you for this fic. My life has been hard lately from heartbreaks to friendship problems this took my mind off it all for a few sweet, tender moments.
Yours Forevermore,
Derpyed
P.S. I loled.

3499040 I'm glad you liked it. :twilightsmile: I'm also glad to hear it made you laugh.

I hope you get better soon :pinkiesmile:

Queen Chrysalis: "If I can't kill you, Celestia...I'LL ANNOY YOU!"

I haven't seen this much fuss over a mosquito since 'Mister Mosquito'

I reviewed your story tonight you can find it here

4356049 If only i had a the right Chrysalis troll face gif...

This was too funny. The revenge of the mosquito!

This was a fun read. :twilightsmile: I always enjoy fics of Celestia being silly and whatnot. And you really captured the annoyance of those feckin’ mosquitoes. :twilightangry2: Well done story!

LMPAOF ( Laughing My Pony Ass Off ):rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
I can imagine that this is Dicord's way of pranking Princess Celestia in a way to
"Bug" Her .:rainbowlaugh: I wouldn't put it past Discord . :rainbowlaugh:

You know back in WW2 in Brittain They had these 2 engine bombers made of wood , It was called a wooden wonder "The Mosquito" They drove the Nazis nuts with it . :rainbowlaugh: Goring said he would give any luftwaffa pilot a credit of 2 planes if any of them downed one Mosquito . I like those planes I wish I could ride in one ?

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