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What would a day in Ponyville be like if Discord had succeeded in taking over Equestria?

It would be odd, no doubt. Even a game of chess can be warped into something so unusual it upsets the balance of life itself.


Actually, this is just the ramblings of a man who was half asleep at 4:30 in the morning with nothing better to do than to write down his thought process.

There wasn't supposed to be a second chapter.


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Comments ( 29 )

See, aren't you glad you let Trixie talk you into staying up? :twilightsmile:
In any case, this is evidently, an artistic, philosophical, Adventure/comedy fic with some well paced overtones of romance, which is just perfectly done with very mature, well thought out displays of implied clop.

Truly a master of words, Favorited and Thumbs upped. You are an inspiration to our generation as a writer, nay a visionary of literacy!

Manly tears were fapped. But not on fridays, because sundays are bacon tuesdays. :scootangel:

This story made me re-evaluate life.

But then I remembered my book needed to be washed, so I flew downstairs and gave my closet a pet bunny for Thanksgiving.

Favorited, because I liked the part where Pinkie Pie fights Will Smith!

Did William S. Burroughs write this?

I'm going to sue you for hurting my insides :rainbowlaugh:

A Movie Monster fight caused the extinction of reptiles, yet Spike retained his boner. Because he's Spike.

Wha... Words have failed me. I cannot even comprehend. You sir have rendered me speechless. I applaud you.

Suddenly, everything makes sense.

... Wait, no it doesn't. :trixieshiftleft:

Wait... no. I do not have anything to say to this.]
I am quite literally speechless. :applejackunsure: :applejackconfused:

Words need not be said.

Did you get high one day and start typing?

That explains it... :rainbowkiss:

Probably a combination of be taking 4 sleeping pills during a crash induced by two monsters that were drank 4 hours ago plus the fact it was 4 AM and that it was on the first day of track and that my room had just been repainted.

Yeah, I was probably pretty damn high.

... I liked the part were it seemed like Discord had taken over more than the climax. It gave an excuse to make the following statement:

This story was so wonderfully random I fear that I've upset the oven, and now I'll be early for yesterday's omelette wrestling match. That's wonderful because it's a twice-in-a-fly's-lifetime event.

Unfortunately, for your awesomeness, if you want a downvote instead of an upvote you'll have to take it from me... if you dare!

Oh, I perfer upvotes. Because ties like to climb Easter.

I'd gladly accept an upvote, given that the deorodant has been golfed into Finland.

I never got over the fact his ear is on his neck.

2254162 Yet you wrote a story about randomness? It turns out he was purposely disfigured that way when he lost his fairy godparents(Cosmo and Wanda actually.) but for the most part it's just to make him seem even more quirky.:twistnerd:

Regardless, it still bugs me every time I see him.

...But! I'm still as random as can be. Not much denying that.

Google translate+vodka+weed.

That is what this is.

I must sniff more of the colour nine. It sounds like a dying pencil.

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