• Member Since 11th Oct, 2012
  • offline last seen Jan 30th, 2018

GhostofSandwich


Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

Comments ( 61 )

No! Not the bees!

I came.

Someone get Alexstrasza in here.

"Please, I could yell RICOLLA! And it would echo for hours."

lol, what the fuck did I just read?! :rainbowlaugh:

A+ 10/10 would bang

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Fave and run.

Oh My God. What the fuck. I dont even... Why would you? F.I.S.H.

2141617 I second that suggestion.

2141753 Don't run! YOU'RE HOLDING SCISSORS!

2141848>>2142957 Actually...

I GET VERY STRANGE IDEAS!

This is... I'm so disappointed by the crude plot, and yet I enjoyed it.:pinkiehappy:
Still not going to favorite it.:duck:

2143938 It's got Nicolas Cage! Doesn't need a plot.
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That being said, thank you for the disappointed enjoyment!

Can I do a dramatic reading of this? :rainbowkiss:

2144172 Only if you do this at some point...

2144200 I'll do it, definitely. Expect the vidya next weekend.

2144220 Good... Good... This pleases my jimmies extremely.

2144253 However, I warn you: the video will be the first time I ever read your story, or a clopfic in general.

Wish me luck?

HEY! Derpy's here too!:derpytongue2:

2144299 Derpy is everywhere and nowhere. :derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

2144296 I have no luck to give you, but I do have a gif! Just use your...
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and everything will go great!

2144351 Somehow...I knew this is what would become of a Picolas Cage feature. Funny and full of good old fashioned Molestia!:trollestia:

2144363 Yes, Molestia is bestia...
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That image is still true for the story. It is just plain TERRIBLE in story-line, but it gets liked and faved just for Nicolas!

2144415 I like Nicolas Cage and all(Face Off will remain in my soul for eternity:moustache:.).....but...
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.....Molestia IS bestia!:trollestia:

2144581 Ah, Molestia... The best (and worst) thing to happen to the internet since Google.

God dang it, Nicolas Cage.

And now we need a second chapter where Luna molests him :trollestia:

6 paragraphs in....I CANT DO IT NO I JUST CANT *runs*

2147165 Don't worry, I was running at the second paragraph. Unfortunately, I had my laptop with me, so I couldn't outrun my own writing...

2147174 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!??!!?!? ARE YOU INSANE MY GOD SIR! I THINK TF2 MEDIC IS SANER THAN YOU!

2147240 Actually, yes. I'm quite mad! The TF2 medic is my counselor. When I ask him why I act this way, he always replies the same...

All in all, I'm pretty much on par with Discord combined with Pinkie Pie in the sanity department.

Shoutout to the Internet Box Podcast. #NotTheBees #DanTheMan

I couldn't go two paragraphs without laughing, well done sir.

DUDE, submit this to mike the micraphone

2162382 If I knew how to go about doing that, I would do so. Unfortunately, I'm stupid when it comes to submitting stuff to people/places. :raritydespair:

GOD DAMN IT FACEBOOK COMMENTS WHY DID YOU TAKE ME HERE

2165361I'm not trollin or anything (I haven't even read this story yet honestly.) actually I'm just asking a question that has been bugging me ever since I joined this site. What is with Nicolas Cage and ponies, about ten percent of all the stories I seen on this sight has had Nicolas Cage in them. Well that is my question and hopefully you can answer it. Also I'm liking this story just for the cover image. Good day sir.

2261044 Actually... I have no idea! One of the mods for the site is a major Cage fan, plus... Well, he is just plain awesome! You just can't go wrong with Nicolas Cage!

2261128 Excactly, also I finished reading your story and it is probably one of the mose funniest things I have ever read on this sight so far. Hmm... All we need now is a story with Nicolas Cage and Morgan Freeman together... Holy Jenibus I have an Idea!!

2261128 Lol pardon my dredful spelling.

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