Pinkie Pie is leaving you at home for a week so she can go run off to the Crystal Kingdom with her friends. You two lead a very loving romance, tons of sexual exploration. Perfect right? Well no matter what the situation she will not, under any cir
I am going to die in this story. First sign: DERPY DID NOT ORDER MUFFINS Second: DIAMOND IS PREGNANT LAST: I MIGHT FUCK PONYVILLE BEFORE PINKIE COMES BACK
Well i can legitimately say that i really enjoyed this chapter. 2408024 No i cannot read 17000 words in 3 minutes, but i sure as hell can in 8 minutes <---slow reader
2408322 I didnt add it in the story, but she thinks kissing causes pregnet. She really thinks she is preggers No lies, ^_^ just really misinformed. 2408316 ^_^ i am glad and the next chapter is going to be my favorite to write. 2408306 I am glad you thought that was funny ^_^ 2408301 Yes, yes you are. 2408209 Now now,not EVERYPONY. 2408328 Strut, don't run.
2408362 thank the "oh my fucking god" god at this moment.-sighs- i finally breathed properly when i saw your reply to my comment thank the lord almighty!
2408362 OH? so your telling me...that this isnt your best?! Ill hold you to that good sir, I expect my jimmies to be russeled, my feels to have been drained, All of my yes to have been given out! so my dear, precious, author, no pressure is intended by this. Just wanted to let you know, that this story is slowly becoming one of the stories that will light up the dark night sky for me ^.^
Okay, firstly, now I want to fuck chrysalis because of DAT ASS! secondly, "No one was claiming him or his god awful flute playing." Holy shit that was so fucking funny I almost fell out of my chair again and I was reduced to tears. Holy god this was the best chapter so far. It just seems like anon/me is just going about his day fucking mares until they can't walk and who doesn't want to secretly plow Twilight's mom or get plowed by her dad? I mean come on. All joking aside this chapter gets a 'fuck yeah!' from Lars. Also the mom thing hit home, like dead center in my cold black heart, you bastard.
2408393 I dont know about feels endusing or rustled jimmies, but it will be the most... sensual of chapter and maybe the funniest. I am not sure yet. I will say this, the best has yet to come. 2408475 ^_^ Silly filly, if only she had some chapstick 2408459 Yes, i am glad you liked the chapter and i got such a high rating on the Lars system 2408387 No cookie for you! 2408377 If only her dad told her the birds and the bees 2408455 what was confusing? 2408388 Sometimes all a filly needs is a tiny bit of guidance.
Well... My face is now bruised from the epicness of the facepalm I just endured. Thank you. No chap stick = no protection = no condom = pregnancy. Looks like Mr. Rich will have to tell his daughter about the birds and the bees sooner than he thought.
omg true freaking story, my dad told me that kissing got a girl pregnant when i was ......4-5 can't remember which.. anyway it took my till i was 10 and to realize he lied to me and that only happened because my entire class laughed at me when i told my friend that if you keep that up you'll get her pregnant. i then was given the talk.... by my teacher
so fucking embarrassing, when i got home i kicked my dad in the nuts and got grounded for calling him a 'lying ass hole donkey dick sucker'
Yo I am so gonna die soon... Everyone wants this D, twilight is on to something, diamond didnt bull shit, chrissy is not fucking around, i talked to a ghost, i made like triple the money selling a common product, morning sex, and derpy with no muffins?
its been a flawless round... well take the manly way out: Suicide! TO SUICIDE! i.imgur.com/i4e7JOH.jpg?1
2409004 Thank you, i shall continue forth. 2408991 you dont say. 2408985 ...this is my jam? 2408971 O.O? I don't know if that's a game reference or you did a live reading. 2408960 Dont suicide, i dont wanna lose a reader 2408959 Dont you know unprotected kisses causes babies! its deadly. 2408925 It ok, there is always next time. 2408924 Never thought if it like that ^_^
I have to admit, I really loved this chapter. I love the way you flawlessly mix emotions while staying true to the comedy. That last part with Diamond at her mother’s grave made me cry. I have to admit, I never saw that coming. Even now I am crying as I type this, it really did hit home. Please, continue on, I love this story. I want all of them to have a happy ending. On one final note, I see some have been comparing this to Xenophilia. I have to say, this one takes the cake. Have all my love for this story.
The more I read this story the more and more I find myself taking in every little detail. I really thought that the grave yard scene was touching and really well written. Keep up the great writing.
2409075but the more i know the more you will get in knowing that i know what you know, yah know? 2409076 Thank you, i hope to continue to please. 2408799 Lets hope nothing bad comes of it ^_^ 2409078 Good luck lifting him ^_^ :D 2409083 m sorry i made you cry ;-; 2409094 What fun in there is that? 2409111 Thank you very much i was going for touching, and i hope you do take in every etail :D 2409121 Well there is a graveyard nearby. Pinkie wont have to go far
So we have The mane six incoming, the pie twins, Chrysalis, Discord, Mr. Cake, Luna when she finds out he lied about him raiding the moon on his world, the upcoming swingers party, Diamond Tiara, and of course Pinkie Pie.
...Am I missing anypony for the upcoming clusterfuck?
Two chapters in a row... TWO CHAPTERS IN A ROW! Two chapters in a row you have made me laugh loud enough to wake everyone else in my house using the last sentence of a chapter! xD Bravo!
You are an amazing author and have been very fast on your content updates i must thank you for making some of my bad days better and giving me things to look forward to.
Y'know, this story has really far exceeded my expectations since the first chapter. I was expecting a simple clop fic with Ms. Cake that's story would tie into Pinkie coming home and everything turning out a-okay, simple as that. Then the more it progressed, the more characters and situations were involved. I then shifted my view to a darker or sad ending for the overall tone with cloppy bits scattered about. Again, you surprised us with so much more in the vein of a story and development. I'm super estatic with how this fic has both turned out and how much it's surprised me with each chapter.
This chapter though, was a milestone for this story. I won't really comment on the comedy parts, but to lightly touch, there were many great moments. The scene with Lyra's bandaged flank was really somethin'! Anyway though, this is becoming an awfully sad fic; and in a really, really good way. Like I mentioned last week, I'm loving your work here because it involves so many problems for characters to overcome and intertwines them all to the main character. His life here is not getting any better despite how whimsical each chapter gets and there's no way all of this is going to end well. Not even including the Mane Six coming back to find out his been cheating on Pinkie. He's got so much on his plate, as well as many other characters, but I'm dreading what's going to happen when all is said and done. Hell, even the inbetween is going to be painful (which is rare to see)
Anyway, back to the chapter. I'm feeling very down after reading it, again, in a good way. I want to see Chrysalis make it out okay, I really do, but I know it's probably not going to happen. During the whole scene with her, I felt terrible. Not only because I know she's slowly dying and killing herself in the process of trying to find love and peace with herself before she ends up "leaving", but it hurts to know that her attempt pretty much failed today, which is another day that she doesn't have and can't get back. Reading how the character was admiring her ass as she poured her story out and actually gave him the answer to his question was painful. It hurt to know she was ignored there and wasn't taken seriously at Sugarcube corner. Seeing her tell herself that she won't be around to be able to spend time with not only him, but his friends in order to get to know her better, I mean, it's all just horrible. I truly wish that things end well for her, but at the moment, it's not going how she (or even I) planned.
The scene with Diamond and the one with her mom was also very soul crushing. Especially with how it was written, you certainly knew what you wanted to get across in that scene. While it started out fun with dinner and the photo booth, the sparkler scene and the one at the graveyard was too much. I'm upset that DT is experiencing all of this important stuff with the main character. He's really trying to stray her off in the right direction, but she's so taken with him that it's sad to know that this is mostly fake but she doesn't know it. The sparkler part added more fuel to her fire in my opinion. Sure, the lesson he taught her about gestures of kindness wasn't really meant for him and her, but she's going to take it as a means to deepen their relationship, not for one that she'll build with someone else. She's putting so much confidence in him that he's her one and only that the lessons he's teaching her will, perhaps, teach her the exact opposite. I mean, once their relationship is "over" not only will she have trouble trusting "gentlemen" but if she somehow finds out that their relationship / date(s) was a sham then she's just going to have trouble trusting anyone.
The graveyard scene, was very touching and really tugged at my chords. I'm glad that she was able to open up such an important aspect of her life to him so freely. It was a nice development for her character here and hard to read for me. Those kinds of scenes are very difficult for me to get through, doubly so with her being just a child and opening up to someone who ultimately doesn't love love her. But it's not wasted because he obviously cares for her. I just really hope that their relationship stays positive somehow.
Anyway pal, this was a really great read. I'm glad to be following both you and this story. You can give all the credit to your editors and proofers all you want, but you made this story. So I'm going to thank you this time and not your proofers.
2408008 Well if you can read 17,000 words in 3 minutes im and very impressed.
I am going to die in this story.
First sign: DERPY DID NOT ORDER MUFFINS
Second: DIAMOND IS PREGNANT
LAST: I MIGHT FUCK PONYVILLE BEFORE PINKIE COMES BACK
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Well damn I'm screwed
oh my god I laughed so hard....
Well i can legitimately say that i really enjoyed this chapter. 2408024 No i cannot read 17000 words in 3 minutes, but i sure as hell can in 8 minutes <---slow reader
da fack brah? da fack?
i's confused. . . i hope Diamond didnt do what my first GF did. . . i'mma slap a bitch silly if that is the case here.
FYI my first GF said that she was pregnant, and we hadnt even had sex yet. . . stupid bitch she was
if you couldnt tell already, i hate liars!
Wait, how is she... uh oh. Somepony better start running.
2408322 I didnt add it in the story, but she thinks kissing causes pregnet. She really thinks she is preggers No lies, ^_^ just really misinformed.
2408316 ^_^ i am glad and the next chapter is going to be my favorite to write.
2408306 I am glad you thought that was funny ^_^
2408301 Yes, yes you are.
2408209 Now now,not EVERYPONY.
2408328 Strut, don't run.
pffff
well played there
I´m going to remember this for quite a while
2408024 I can read 20,000 words in five minutes. do I get a cookie?
2408362 thank the "oh my fucking god" god at this moment.-sighs- i finally breathed properly when i saw your reply to my comment
thank the lord almighty!
2408362 OH? so your telling me...that this isnt your best?! Ill hold you to that good sir, I expect my jimmies to be russeled, my feels to have been drained, All of my yes to have been given out! so my dear, precious, author, no pressure is intended by this. Just wanted to let you know, that this story is slowly becoming one of the stories that will light up the dark night sky for me ^.^
At the end im all like "WUT"
Okay, firstly, now I want to fuck chrysalis because of DAT ASS! secondly, "No one was claiming him or his god awful flute playing." Holy shit that was so fucking funny I almost fell out of my chair again and I was reduced to tears. Holy god this was the best chapter so far. It just seems like anon/me is just going about his day fucking mares until they can't walk and who doesn't want to secretly plow Twilight's mom or get plowed by her dad? I mean come on. All joking aside this chapter gets a 'fuck yeah!' from Lars. Also the mom thing hit home, like dead center in my cold black heart, you bastard.
Oh, kids! Assuming that one is pregnant after one kiss without chapstick! I really liked "Epona"'s section, I really hope she doesn't die
uuhhhh..... ok
2408393 I dont know about feels endusing or rustled jimmies, but it will be the most... sensual of chapter and maybe the funniest. I am not sure yet. I will say this, the best has yet to come.
2408475 ^_^ Silly filly, if only she had some chapstick
2408459 Yes, i am glad you liked the chapter and i got such a high rating on the Lars system
2408387 No cookie for you!
2408377 If only her dad told her the birds and the bees
2408455 what was confusing?
2408388 Sometimes all a filly needs is a tiny bit of guidance.
MeGusta~!!! I likes this chapter, can't wait for the next one.
Oh man this chapter! Just...I can't I'm dying over here!
Such beautiful story. I... I think I love you now...
Well... My face is now bruised from the epicness of the facepalm I just endured. Thank you. No chap stick = no protection = no condom = pregnancy. Looks like Mr. Rich will have to tell his daughter about the birds and the bees sooner than he thought.
omg true freaking story, my dad told me that kissing got a girl pregnant when i was ......4-5 can't remember which.. anyway it took my till i was 10 and to realize he lied to me and that only happened because my entire class laughed at me when i told my friend that if you keep that up you'll get her pregnant. i then was given the talk.... by my teacher
so fucking embarrassing, when i got home i kicked my dad in the nuts and got grounded for calling him a 'lying ass hole donkey dick sucker'
ah memories
Welp.... guess I better break up with everypony I've been with. And go with Pinky
DIAMONDS AN EXTREMEIST FEMINIST HOLY SHIT
I wish I was still young and stupid, great chapter I got alot of kicks out of it, cant wait till next chapter
2408833 ^_^ next one is going to be my favorite, maybe second favorite chapter
2408823 I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA
2408822 maybe you will, just have to keep reading and find out
2408803 My mom did that to me, thats how i got the idea
2408800 No it was a appropriate amount, i know i was watching ;)
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2408776 Don't worry, i love me too. lol
2408743 Don't die, you must continue to read.
That's one way to make sure, fillies dont go off and kiss everything...
2408909 So you're already taken by yourself?
Darn it.
at the end
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Yo I am so gonna die soon... Everyone wants this D, twilight is on to something, diamond didnt bull shit, chrissy is not fucking around, i talked to a ghost, i made like triple the money selling a common product, morning sex, and derpy with no muffins?
its been a flawless round... well take the manly way out: Suicide!
TO SUICIDE!
i.imgur.com/i4e7JOH.jpg?1
2408594
Me and the mates at 2fort can't stop laughing at that ending mate!
Scout is choking right now so excuse me while I laugh at him for laughing.
Oh......................damn
2408909 well a lot of them feel as though things like that are "rape" believe or not
Pfffhhaahahahaha!!! not just this chapter, this whole story is comedic excellence, please keep them coming
2409004 Thank you, i shall continue forth.
2408991 you dont say.
2408985 ...this is my jam?
2408971 O.O? I don't know if that's a game reference or you did a live reading.
2408960 Dont suicide, i dont wanna lose a reader
2408959 Dont you know unprotected kisses causes babies! its deadly.
2408925 It ok, there is always next time.
2408924 Never thought if it like that ^_^
2409039
The less you know the better.
That last line...
Well done sir! Keep it up, this story is bloody awesome!
2409039 XD, Filthy is going to hunt him down and hang his ass over his chimney as a thropy XD
I have to admit, I really loved this chapter. I love the way you flawlessly mix emotions while staying true to the comedy. That last part with Diamond at her mother’s grave made me cry. I have to admit, I never saw that coming.
Even now I am crying as I type this, it really did hit home.
Please, continue on, I love this story. I want all of them to have a happy ending.
On one final note, I see some have been comparing this to Xenophilia. I have to say, this one takes the cake. Have all my love for this story.
Let's just hope Filthy asks Diamond 'how' before jumping to conclusions.
The more I read this story the more and more I find myself taking in every little detail. I really thought that the grave yard scene was touching and really well written. Keep up the great writing.
Oh lord the misunderstandings. I feel like he has quite the grave dug for him. And Pinkie is doing the sermon.
I put ten internets that she's waiting back in Ponyville for the rest of them to get back. Physics is Pinkie's favorite joke.
2409075but the more i know the more you will get in knowing that i know what you know, yah know?
2409076 Thank you, i hope to continue to please.
2408799 Lets hope nothing bad comes of it ^_^
2409078 Good luck lifting him ^_^ :D
2409083 m sorry i made you cry ;-;
2409094 What fun in there is that?
2409111 Thank you very much i was going for touching, and i hope you do take in every etail :D
2409121 Well there is a graveyard nearby. Pinkie wont have to go far
2409177
I know what I said mate. If you want answers you have to find them from a different source on the site then you will understand.
So we have The mane six incoming, the pie twins, Chrysalis, Discord, Mr. Cake, Luna when she finds out he lied about him raiding the moon on his world, the upcoming swingers party, Diamond Tiara, and of course Pinkie Pie.
...Am I missing anypony for the upcoming clusterfuck?
2409355 :D HEHE if only you knew :p
I wanted to add Derpy but i couldn't find a place for her in the story.
Two chapters in a row... TWO CHAPTERS IN A ROW!
Two chapters in a row you have made me laugh loud enough to wake everyone else in my house using the last sentence of a chapter! xD
Bravo!
Dat ending. I fucking died.
You are an amazing author and have been very fast on your content updates i must thank you for making some of my bad days better and giving me things to look forward to.
Y'know, this story has really far exceeded my expectations since the first chapter. I was expecting a simple clop fic with Ms. Cake that's story would tie into Pinkie coming home and everything turning out a-okay, simple as that. Then the more it progressed, the more characters and situations were involved. I then shifted my view to a darker or sad ending for the overall tone with cloppy bits scattered about. Again, you surprised us with so much more in the vein of a story and development. I'm super estatic with how this fic has both turned out and how much it's surprised me with each chapter.
This chapter though, was a milestone for this story. I won't really comment on the comedy parts, but to lightly touch, there were many great moments. The scene with Lyra's bandaged flank was really somethin'! Anyway though, this is becoming an awfully sad fic; and in a really, really good way. Like I mentioned last week, I'm loving your work here because it involves so many problems for characters to overcome and intertwines them all to the main character. His life here is not getting any better despite how whimsical each chapter gets and there's no way all of this is going to end well. Not even including the Mane Six coming back to find out his been cheating on Pinkie. He's got so much on his plate, as well as many other characters, but I'm dreading what's going to happen when all is said and done. Hell, even the inbetween is going to be painful (which is rare to see)
Anyway, back to the chapter. I'm feeling very down after reading it, again, in a good way. I want to see Chrysalis make it out okay, I really do, but I know it's probably not going to happen. During the whole scene with her, I felt terrible. Not only because I know she's slowly dying and killing herself in the process of trying to find love and peace with herself before she ends up "leaving", but it hurts to know that her attempt pretty much failed today, which is another day that she doesn't have and can't get back. Reading how the character was admiring her ass as she poured her story out and actually gave him the answer to his question was painful. It hurt to know she was ignored there and wasn't taken seriously at Sugarcube corner. Seeing her tell herself that she won't be around to be able to spend time with not only him, but his friends in order to get to know her better, I mean, it's all just horrible. I truly wish that things end well for her, but at the moment, it's not going how she (or even I) planned.
The scene with Diamond and the one with her mom was also very soul crushing. Especially with how it was written, you certainly knew what you wanted to get across in that scene. While it started out fun with dinner and the photo booth, the sparkler scene and the one at the graveyard was too much. I'm upset that DT is experiencing all of this important stuff with the main character. He's really trying to stray her off in the right direction, but she's so taken with him that it's sad to know that this is mostly fake but she doesn't know it. The sparkler part added more fuel to her fire in my opinion. Sure, the lesson he taught her about gestures of kindness wasn't really meant for him and her, but she's going to take it as a means to deepen their relationship, not for one that she'll build with someone else. She's putting so much confidence in him that he's her one and only that the lessons he's teaching her will, perhaps, teach her the exact opposite. I mean, once their relationship is "over" not only will she have trouble trusting "gentlemen" but if she somehow finds out that their relationship / date(s) was a sham then she's just going to have trouble trusting anyone.
The graveyard scene, was very touching and really tugged at my chords. I'm glad that she was able to open up such an important aspect of her life to him so freely. It was a nice development for her character here and hard to read for me. Those kinds of scenes are very difficult for me to get through, doubly so with her being just a child and opening up to someone who ultimately doesn't love love her. But it's not wasted because he obviously cares for her. I just really hope that their relationship stays positive somehow.
Anyway pal, this was a really great read. I'm glad to be following both you and this story. You can give all the credit to your editors and proofers all you want, but you made this story. So I'm going to thank you this time and not your proofers.
Thanks for making such an engaging story.