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GaryOak


Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

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Boners of the wings are fun... yes... I shall commence reading immediately...

Finally, a GOOD Alicorn Twilight story! :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by xsfcxgarciax deleted Feb 16th, 2013

Oh, I so want to read, but I haven't seen the finale yet. Love your work, Gary, but I'll have to wait. The anticipation is killing me.

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I haven't seen the finale or read the synopsis. If you know about Princess Twilight, there will be no spoilers.

Wow, that right there is some good clop. I don't know why there are so many dislikes in proportion to likes, this was awesome. Liked and Faved :pinkiehappy:

I'm afraid you're going to have to pay for my lung-surgery

2128238 Notes on Alicorn Reproductivity, or something like that

Read until "spanking"
"THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT WINGS ANYMORE!" and then I there up my arms effusely.

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Where have you been?

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Ah, comprehension didn't dawn until 30 seconds after replying.

2129246 Considerin who the author of this story is, I do feel confident that it will be good. DAYAM! Reprocussions was AWESOME! So... I'm hoping this will be at least as good

Wait a minute... This title seems awfully familiar. But why?

Yay, the featured box! Thank you so much for your support, everybody! I will be away on the weekend (small brony party in Vancouver after the finale), but I will get to the comments and any new followers upon my return Sunday night. Now to come comments!

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I'm glad you enjoyed it, and the featured box agrees with your opinion! I'm guessing a good chunk of the downvotes were either due to my clop writing style, or the alicorn Twilight concept.

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I'm sorry.

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You will be maresturbating by the end of this story. :raritywink:

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My editor suggested I turn this into a sort of thematic series considering the success of my first fic of this type. I'm unsure if I'm going to write one for Luna/Celestia/Cadence/Fluttershy, though.

Gary this is just awsome, i can not even begin to describe how happy this makes me. Im very excited for the new episode tomarrow now.

2129411 Damn... and I am out of clean Shame Socks!

Tw- Twilight knows Shining's dimensions? I don't know how big my brother is and I feel something must be going wrong in my life if that ever changes.

That said, I loved the story! Just, that one line.... :raritydespair:

2129492 haven't read, are we talking about height here or penis size? in a pony world where nopony wears clothes i don't really think knowing the size of ones OLDER brother would really be that surprising. think as a filly twilight would be shorter and well. the line of sigh is lower and simply greeting ones brother and looking in there direction would give a clear image.

so scientifically it probably would be unlike twilight that has a habit for being "studious" to not know this knowledge.

... must you title it that? You are clearly creative enough to write, can't you come up with a better title?
Here: Here's a freebie. "The problem with wings, or how I learned to stop worrying and love Celestia" There.

69 upvotes.

Putting that out there.

> Alicorn!Twi
>Twilestia

Sir, if you had my attention anymore than you do now... You'd have to get a restraining order against me.

Hilarious premise, awfully, unforgivably badly written.

Of course, if you make it porny enough, you'll get attention.

This is to clop what 50 Shades of Grey is to traditional literature. Bizarrely successful despite overwhelmingly awful writing.

So, it begins. First AliTwi clopfic is in the feature box.

maregina

horsegasm

Nope, that's as far as I'm going.

Woaw this story deserves a follow-up

she had hopped aboard the Friendship Express, bound directly for horsegasm.

Thank you for this sentence :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

I don't care how silly it was, I had fun :ajsmug:

I firmly believe Gary should be the author in every Fimfiction story. No, I don’t care if he’s 45 by the time Season 4 or whatever is out.

He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.

Whenever you submit a story and come out with all your fics at 3 likes? Gary appears and dominates the featured box.

Get through EQD screening process, you've spent weeks slaving on a piece with your best editing team reduced to tears? Gary gets a six star review.

When you finally attain a decent story, with your creativity exhausted? Yeah, Gary.

All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you’re 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?

Fuck yeah, Gary Oak

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That's an even worse title, at least this one got a chuckle out of me before I found out it had no comedy tag.

2129891 well, in fairness, there also preening for a princess

“Daring Do and the Jungle of Terror?” She rubbed her muzzle. “I'm sure Rainbow told me the new book's title was Daring Do and the Alicorn Amulet.”

Wait a minute, that title...isn't that...?

I know that Daring Do book! That's that one that was released by those perverts at 4chan!

*looks at her copy of that book on her computer desk*

Umm...you saw nothing:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trollestia:!

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Care to back that up with evidence, my fair friend? A critique requires evidence, y'know!

“It's already at twenty-two inches. I haven't heard of any stallions that big! Why, even my brother –”

I'm sorry, where were you going with this? :duck:

dang, my whole body went stiff. I popped 6 joints just getting mobile again.

Bronystories and GaryOak, I find both these authors hilarious, and full of poise and grace.... Ok, maybe that last part was a lie; I have however enjoyed this.

That was done well, a fine mix of both emotional and physical attraction.

But next time...

:twilightblush:: Rarity! I could use your help over at the library!
:raritystarry: : Why of course, dear, there would be nothing better than to help a friend!

Well didn't take long for this to show up
I LOVE IT
not in an awkward way just that its good

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My feelings exactly.

2130476 Even her brother hasn't taken one that big.

BOOM!

"Too enthralled to maresturbate, Twilight began to drool as Celestia began to consume the final half-dozen inches."

>Maresturbate

I lol'd

filly fertility fluid <--- What is this I don't even...


:applejackconfused:

It's so true! I laughed the entire time she was an Alicorn on the episode.:rainbowlaugh:

A pretty good measure between "adorable" and "salacious". Good job, yo.

There's the bad part of getting wings :twilightblush::twilightblush:
P.s. maybe you can read my story my day in Ponyville

2128529 He's Gary-motherfucking-Oak, he can do whatever he wants. :ajsmug:

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