• Member Since 4th Feb, 2013
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Oh, no! Shadow Decimus --a killer-for-hire-- goes to Equestria to assassinate a pony only to be changed into a burrito!

Whatever is our overpowered protagonist to do?

Written in under an hour. No editing and no revisions.

Eat your heart out, Conversion Bureau!

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Comments ( 33 )

Yeah, that about sums up most of TCB fics.

I crie erritiem :fluttercry:

I'm going to upvote this just for the wtf factor.

using his heightened sense of smell from being raised by genetically altered velociraptors

That right there earned you an upvote and a favorite.

Stealing my idea
Gawd dammit
1/10 maybe would fap again

I upvoted this. May Thor have mercy on my nonexistent soul.

Stealing an idea of a parody of a popular series of poorly written stories.

I wept. Truly, you are a master of literature.

My brain is full of thousands and thousands of fuck now.

Have an upvote and a favorite.

Ahhh ha ha ha hhha aha Hana ah aha aha aha hah hah ha ha ha aha ha aha ha ah Alan aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha. So funny

Just like last time, it takes a burrito to make me laugh and cry simultaneously. This has to be featured.

Also, what happened to his minigun? I want fics!

But... But.... WHAT IS THIS?!:applejackconfused:
Its funny and delicious at the same time.

Best ending ever.

You're truly Shakespeare reborn! Praise and glory be unto you!

I just..... No words. None at all.

the fuck i just read:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:



My reaction at the end:


:pinkiesick: ...I don't feel so good...

i laughed, really hard. Apparently so hard I'm now in purgatory :ajbemused:

Such eloquence has not graced this world since the era of bards and troubadours.

I laughed so hard :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: XD

as the ex-Navy Seal, Marine, Army Ranger, Spetznaz, M16, and Iron Chef member

At one point, he was a rifle.

...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: oh I loved it! it was even better the 34th time!

This, is why I read FanFiction.

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