Krass' 255 collection

by Krass McWriter

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“So you used to be human mister...” Fallen Sitar trailed, waiting for the newfoal to offer his name.

“Burning Britches, and yes, I used to be.” He awnsered, nodding.

“Burning Britches huh? Thats an odd name.” Sitar noted.

“Oh, it’s a reference to an old earth saying.” Britches beamed.

“So what’s Earth like?” Sitar asked. Burning Britches looked like the cat that swallowed the canary, but unfortunately for him, Fallen Sitar was one gullible mother fucker and mistook it for geuine happiness to tell him.

“Well, where to start? Have you ever seen a human before?”

“No, can’t say I have.”

Britches smile grew ever more wicked, “Well, we’re about seven feet tall on average and are hairy every except our faces. We give birth by eating our way outside of our mothers, six or eight of us at a time. Our father then tosses us all off the highest cliff he could find and raises only the ones who survive and climb back up.”

“No way!” Sitar boggled.

“Oh yes, and there’s more. Occasionally, one group gets angry at another group and they send their youngest to die at each other hands until people detached from the conflict decide they’ve had enough. Its like if I told you to run in circles until I was tired, but with dying. We also try to make as little physical contact as possible with each other and invented devices to keep each other at bay. Also, we kill stuff for fun.” Britches continued, but Sitar had ran away screaming long ago. “Damn I’m good.”

Comments

[DuqFedora]

Ooh, that, I gotta read...

Later :3

[Zervziel]

Poor bastard didn't even last to the part where humans bleed acid and keep the skulls and spines of their defeated foes as trophies.

[Lord of Nothing]

I enjoy these all very much.
There's a possibilty that I love them all TOO much.

I eagerly await more.

[Krass McWriter]

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GNC is General Nutrition Centers, you get health mixes and protein powders there.

HLF is Human liberation front, read up on The Conversion Bureau for more information. I have some on my user page.

[Shrek the Ogre]

Wat.

[Krass McWriter]

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Yeah, thats about the appropriate reaction.

[Zervziel]

2086945 Why do I have the ungodly childish urge to say "Your face is an appropriate reaction!

But I won't because I'm more professional than that

[Shrek the Ogre]

2086962. Your avatar says otherwise.

[Zervziel]

2086985 It always does.

[Krass McWriter]

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Hence, The Shin kicking division.

[MariusIoannesP]

2086962 You sound like my sister. She always answers back with "Your face is a ...."

[Zervziel]

2091916 It typically isn't my normal response, but for some reason at that moment I had this uncontrollable urge to say it. Professionalism won through.