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Clueless Listener


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Twilight Sparkle was always a curious pony, mind brimming with ideas and imagination. When she has an idea that could change the world as we know it, will things turn out alright in the end? It’s up to a small group of ponies and one unexpected friend to stop the darkness threatening to envelop the world. But will they be enough? And just what is Celestia hiding?

-A collaboration between CluelessBrony and Listener.
Ponywords™ and Literature combined.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 67 )

PONIES IN SPACE!!!!!!!

1. Send message to the stars looking for intelligent life.

2. Daleks are the ones that respond.

That's just going horribly right in the worst way possible. With that being it going right, you wish it had gone wrong and nothing had answered.

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There is no possible way in which this can go wrong.

Celestia hates tea?

I SAY! I actually like tea.

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No, don't say that! Now everything is buggered!

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GET AWAY FROM HERE, MASTER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DDEEEAAADD!

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A Dalek come near a Windigo.

Said Windigo immediately explodes due to infusion of hatred far in excess of anything that has ever existed on MLPlanet.

Oh, have you guys heard this song yet?

Chameleon Circuit is just awesome in general.

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*hugs*
We still care about you! Even if you did kill our doctor...:trollestia:

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You just had to kill the tenth. We liked him the best! Oh well, life moves on. Welcome to the herd, Master. Hopefully ponies will stop your psychotic rage.

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He's dead!? Well, that's news to me. I thought I saved him?

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Nah, man, you started a chain of events that got him full of deadly radiation.
He had to regenerate into some weirdo who eats fish sticks and custard.

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You just replied to yourself. Haha, what a loser, he has no friends, so he's talking to himself!

Everyone point and laugh!

After your extensive group submissions, you've perked my curiosity.

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Hello!:rainbowkiss:

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Sorry about that. I forgot about the spamming...
Hello!

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Don't be sorry. His curiosity's been perked. That's a good thing.

Space ponies and Daleks... You have managed to combine two of my greatest obsessions. I love you...

The Master's back? Yes! Um, I mean... No. You're evil. Stop. I love you too!

Annnyway, this was an intriguing start. I'm now wondering whether Celestia knows about the other species. OH! She's met the Doctor, hasn't she? That would be awesome. Seriously, I can imagine those two getting along sooooo well!

Anyway, you've got a few grammatical errors, mostly to do with commas. Might wanna look up how to use them properly. But that's it, really.

Oh, and you got Twilight pretty much spot on with her fervent curiosity there. I can imagine her actually acting like that.

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The Mater? Sounds very awkward. I don't think I would touch him with a ten foot pole.

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A mistake? I didn't make a mistake. This is blasphemy! Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme!

(Please read the blasphemy bit in your best Dalek voice, as it will make it much better.)

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You fix them exterminate those mistakes!

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Exterminate. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

I mean... What mistakes? :trixieshiftright:

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Quiet, both of you. I'm sure there's a way to settle your differences without resorting to extermination.

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What is this 'settling of differences'? I do not understand. Explain! Explain!

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Yes.


Any cat fight Twilight's in would be the most epic and scientific cat fight of the century.

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Honestly, why did you comment with the "Explain!" picture. I'm seriously freaked the hell out.

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Oh! Hmm, maybe I should do that with somepony else.:rainbowderp:

There's a special place in hell reserved for ponies like Star Light.....

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Seriously Star Light, why are you such a jerk? EXPLAIN THIS ASSHOLERY.

2 chapters in and you've already created a character who I hope dies in a fire. :rainbowlaugh:

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THE E-QUINE I-DENT-I-FY-ING AS STAR LIGHT SHALL BE EX-TER-MIN-AT-ED!

Hopefully.

Okay, can I punch Star Light? Seriously, can I?
Just a tiny punch would be enough to kill her, but it won't leave a mess.

Anyway, great chapter. Although, I think the fight would already end if it starts. Twilight could easily rip that flankhole apart.

T6

Business as usual for the Daleks! I just hope some of the older Daleks get some time in the limelight, rather than the bronze or paradigm ones.
Definitely one of my favourite pieces of music, written specially for the greatest monster the Universe has ever seen:

What ismfoing on in the comment sectuon?!
EXPLAIN!
EXPLAIN!!

Just so you know, Daleks wouldn't be using Emergency Temporal Shift in their actual ships.

That thing is put in for, well, Emergencies, directly in their little tank armor thing, so that an individual important Dalek can get out of there in a hurry. The Daleks, when inside their actual ships, are a much more effective time traveling Empire, and even their early incarnations, without nearly as high a tech level as the modern ones, were able to build a time machine comparable to the TARDIS.

By the time of the Time War, they had gotten good enough at the Time Traveling game that Skaro(The Dalek home planet, and where they were created) getting deleted from history no longer actually affected them. They had to be, just to survive the opening salvo of the Time Lords, let alone start winning the war like they did.

Basically, their ships wouldn't be using the random time/space travel that Emergency Temporal Shift is, they'd be using something far more effective, able to have at least as much control over their destination as a well piloted TARDIS.

"EXPLAIN!!!" is so short I don't think it even counts as a chapter.:ajbemused:

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Conceivably, this ship took some major damage, disabling the temporal controls leading to the emergency temporal shift being the only available system still online to keep the ship intact, depending on where/when the ship is escaping from.

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It's a good idea to stop over-analyzing it and just enjoy the story.

The Daleks are aliens who are in possession of incredible technologies. it's a sci-fi story. Just go with it.

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