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Celestia and Discord were the rulers of Equestria, King and Queen, and husband and wife, but there was a common misconception about the two of them. Just based off many meetings and audiences, both appeared to be very democrat and civil. They never ignited a conflict, but merely solved it with dignity and grace.

However, that never left the royal court.

Beyond royal regiments they needed to adhere to, the two were far from civil when they were with each other at times. And they. Could. Fight.

Set in "Distorted Worlds" pre-events, soon after marriage.

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Comments ( 31 )

Well this sounds fun :twilightsmile:
*shovels onto read-later pile*
And I was right! Lovely coupley banter here

2032053 You kidding me? *Reads now*

Oh this was brilliant! The insults see-sawing between them was incredible! A fine job! :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Heh silly and fun, I liked it.

Wow. You did a good job. How can I be condescending when this was so good :trixieshiftleft: ?

I laughed out loud when discord said baby fall down go boom bwahahaha nicely done:pinkiehappy:

Aren't they just adorable? :pinkiesmile:

Interesting...

Go on then. You started something. How will you entertain us next?

“Go to Tartarus!” Discord snarled back.
“YOU go to Tartarus!”
“Great comeback, Tightflank!”

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

Go to sleep

:twilightangry2: *pulls knife* Celestia, that's MY BUCKING LINE!!! Don't you DARE use MY LINE!!!

I can't stop laughing. I really can't.

Once again, you've made my night. Bravo!

My poor, poor sides XD. Great job:twilightsmile:

“You can't talk to me like that, I'm the King! I rule this country!”
“And I'm your wife--I rule YOU!”

So much win in this one. Really awesome line. :yay: :trollestia:

My only answer to this:

CLOP

This made Celestia Discord ships sail for me. Thank you. I know this as a OTP is canon, (Celestia had this look when Fluttershy said He's a real sweet heart when you get to know him.) and I'm looking forward to seeing it again.

Wonderfully executed bickering! Many a laugh sauntered past my teeth. :rainbowlaugh:
The resolution was sweet without being sickly, something I commend you for pulling off. :twilightsmile:

This was hilarious! :pinkiehappy: So many laughs for so few words. I can see such amusing things happening semi-regularly between these two.
Shame I can only up-vote/fave this once...

I was never too fond of the Celesticord shipping, that is until you came along and pulled it off perfectly.
Here...
Have a pootis.:moustache:

Lol expect Discord to eat cookies in bed, a very well written funny fiction, here have a pinkie :pinkiehappy:

This is amazing! I love it, except for one detail. Don't let people sleep when they possibly have a concussion, that could possibly kill them, I know discord is immortal but who knows what might happen.:pinkiegasp:

This felt like it was a bit too brutal to me to the point that the last bit didn't really make up for it. I feel like their bickering is supposed to be funny and cute but it winds up feeling emotionally abusive and wondering how these two could hold THAT much aggression and still be married at all. :twilightoops:

“You can't talk to me like that, I'm the King! I rule this country!”

“And I'm your wife--I rule YOU!”

Best line in the entire story. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

I like this story as well as some of the ones you have on DeviantArt which are Sudsy Faces, It's Your Turn To Bathe The Damn Kid, Cherish Before You Can't, and The Moon And Stars Will Protect You. I if it is not too much trouble would you maybe wright more Celestia, Discord, and filly Twilight story's? :fluttercry:

“And I'm your wife--I rule YOU!”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

after that line, he didn't stand a chance

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Thats marriage in a nutshell

Comment posted by Brony_Fanatic deleted Sep 6th, 2021

But why were the insults so funny I was dying laughing XD

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