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A MLP FiM parody of TGWTG's 'Suburban Knights'.

Prince Blueblood enlists the help of Trixie, Gilda, Flim, Flam, Dumbbell, Hoops, Score, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Iron Will, and Lightning Dust, in order to go on a quest for buried treasure. But what begins as a greedy quest for riches and glory, will become a mission to save Equestria from unspeakable evil.

Takes place after Season 3.

Sequel: To Boldly Hoof It

Chapters (18)
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Comments ( 59 )

An adaptation of Suburban Knights?! And a well written one as well?! :twilightoops: Yeah this is a favorite now.:ajsmug:

Hmmm....this has peaked my interest. I will favorite it so I can keep an eye on it and see how this story fares.:trixieshiftright:

~ Super-Brony12

than the Flim, Flam brothers will make the 1st every gun call matchlock rilfe

2470035 Huh. How did I miss that? Okay. I'll fix it.

Okay, so far so funny!! Even if I think the hate on season 3 is a little uncalled for since I personally thought it was okay. Not as amazingly good as season 2, but then again it had just half the episodes of the first 2 seasons so when you take that into consideration it's understandable why season 3 wasn't as great as the first 2. With season 4 supposed to be going back to 26 episodes, I think we won't have to worry about having to blow an entire season out of proportion.


Well to be fair, the people making fun of Season 3 are antagonists.

Haha...nice. Like how all of the antagonists just somehow know about the fact that they are part of a TV show:

Blueblood moved over to in front of the unlit fireplace to have everyone’s attention. “Alright, now that we’re all here, lets begin. Now I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here.”

Hoops raised his hoof. “To complain about how much season 3 sucked?”

“NO!” shouted Blueblood, face hoofing. “Although I think we can all agree that season 3 was awful.”

However, I would also have to agree that season 3 wasn't totally bad. I did think that the quick way they finished off the season was horrible though. On the bright side, the songs in season 3 were really good! :pinkiehappy:

Good chapter and some nice humor too. It's official, I'm sticking with your story. :twilightsmile:

~ Super-Brony12

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN! :rainbowdetermined2:

And so our heroes...ah mean...anti-heroes begin their epic quest of epic proportions to find The Goblet of Life which must be epic! :pinkiehappy:

Also, hoof slap to all the nobles in this group's faces! I mean seriously. A hairdryer? There isn't even any electricity in the Everfree Forest or the wilderness for that matter. That's just plain stupid. :ajbemused:

I swear, nobility in this world (a lot of them) are just dumb. :facehoof:

Well, enough of my rambling, I still look forward to future updates. Nice humorous chapter. :twilightsheepish:

~ Super-Brony12

Worst character has met with worst fate.

I approve.

Okay, so Flim and Flam are Linkara, Trixie is the Nostalgia Chick, Upper Crust is Lupa, and Lighting Dust is Angry Joe. Obviously Blueblood is the Nostalgia Critic Soon I'll figue out the entire cast.

Also, Angel as Cat, genius.

Angel?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that was pretty good. :rainbowlaugh:

Also, go Trixie! :pinkiehappy:

As the group comes across Angel, I can picture something like this happening:

~ Super-Brony12

And than Gilda get a weapon, what weapon will it be!?

1. slingshot
2. matchlock rifle or Flintlock rifle
3. crossbow

That chapter my friend, was downright funny! Especially with the part where Gilda cuts off the Sea Serpent's mustache. I laughed quite a bit there. :rainbowlaugh:

Nice chapter and I'm wondering what other hilarity will ensue with our anti-hero adventurers.

~ Super-Brony12

HA HA HA HA HA! :rainbowlaugh: The scene with Gilda and Blueblood was hilarious!

Also, the last scene with Gilda, Lightning Dust, Hoops, Dumbbell, and Score was pretty amusing too.

Keep up the awesome work man, and I can't wait for the next chapter. :pinkiehappy:

~ Super-Brony12

I was wondering where the Diamond Dogs were in this.

Oh that was priceless! Nice work there Iron Will.

Me: So Iron Will. Any suggestions on how to beat her?

Iron Will: Spray a can of Axe deodorant in her face.

Me: Why?

Iron Will: I find hilllaaaarious. :pinkiehappy:

~ Super-Brony12

LOL at how Iron Will use his deodorant rofl

NO SURPRISE IS MONTY THAT MEAN SHE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!1:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

I kinda want our protagonists to find the goblet and become rich now. They've really grown on me.

Okay, I thought I was just going to give up on this story thinking it was word for word retelling, but I have to admit, you managed to capture some of the jokes but give it a completely different take to it as well.

I approve and I hope I see more!

I like some of the twists you make to this story. So Sombra is Malachite. Makes sense.

HAHA, OH THE LOLS! :rainbowlaugh:

Leave it to Starswirl to make this so ironic.

~ Super-Brony12

aaaaaaawwwwww I was hoping surprise (mati) would save they dy like in the movie

but gusse what they will save the day!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Nice twist on the original story. I assume that the other five gaurdians were Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Derpy, Lyra and Bon Bon.

After reading this chapter, this song came to mind:

~ Super-Brony12

and then they all redeem them self.

By kicking there ass to the moon by findinf some awsome weapons and armmor and tairn like hell

Jeez Blueblood, you are one stubborn rich pony. You have a chance to do something and you're not going to do it huh?


Coward. :ajbemused:

~ Super-Brony12

Comment posted by HeatherIsBestPlayer deleted Aug 21st, 2013

And my axe (deodorant) ... oh, you were just waiting for that one, eh?
I'll admit it. I laughed. This fic has gotten quite a few chuckles out of me, but I really laughed out loud with that one. I so should've seen it coming.

i like it so far, i can't wait for buleblood to came on help there sorry ass out of there than bicth slap the sun but sorry ass out of it and helping everyone he can and slaping everyone of them:rainbowwild:


Oh snap. :twilightoops:

I kinda figured that the Elements weren't going to work on the group though.

Good chapter and Blueblood is coming to the rescue.

~ Super-Brony12

It's spelled Ma-Ti. Oh and this author hasn't done Kickassia parody yet? How about To Boldy Flee or The Uncanny Valley next?

*insert epic adventure or spy music*

Option 1: Spy Tune


Option 2: Adventure Tune

~ Super-Brony12

What about the Metal Gear Solid theme song?

Hmmm....you know, you prove a very excellent point my friend. :moustache:

I would post a youtube video of it here, but the internet at my house is really crappy. Still though, really good one, I honestly did not think of that one. :twilightblush:

~ Super-Brony12

Crap. It seems like our group just isn't going to catch a break here are they? :facehoof:

~ Super-Brony12

love it....amazing....i like it a lot...:raritystarry:

absolutely funny my good sir have a few :moustache::moustache::moustache:

Spectacular ending to a spectacular story

What this guy said.

Nice work my man! :pinkiehappy:

~ Super-Brony12

You should have had a pony version of Anakin Skywalker standing next to the ghost version of Star Swirl the Bearded.

3472166 :pinkiegasp:Oh my gosh, I didn't think of that! Maybe I'll go back and add that in. Thank you.

After reading over this chapter again, I think this music really fits when our twelve heroes are using the Elements of Harmony.

You could have had his body launched into space in a oatmeal can.

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