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Invictus_rising


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Three friends get bored with a google doc.
What could possibly go wrong?
Also, ohmygodwhathavewedone.
This story is about a number of ponies going absolutely silly. (that may or may not include fire...)
Ye have been warned

A random day with OtterMatt and Cynewulf.
Try not to take it seriously... unless of course you want to :P
Also note that this is NOT a troll fic.
Just pure comedy.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 39 )

What is this I don't even :pinkiehappy: :pinkiecrazy: :facehoof:

I even less than even. :twilightoops:

I... can't even even less than even...
I found it... Odd
We're sorry. This commentor has been sent to the Moon for the line above.

This week, on Seattle's Angels...

Well, there's mah randomness for the day.
2012091>>2012117
Get drunk more often.

Ohgodwhy?:pinkiegasp:

You're wrong, I'm not reading this! I was, uh... Not just finishing the story...
Dammit, you caught me! I was reading the story. Unless you're gonna give me a medal for being the coolest person to read this story, I'd advise you to never even think about thanking me for the favorite.

.....:twilightangry2:

:facehoof:

That is all.

2013244
We are shifty creatures, after all.

And I think we forgot to divy those roles up before we started, so I think we're all just 2/3rds deficient in all categories. :rainbowwild:

2013244 I am obviously the sexy beast

Mayhaps we are all me.

Maybe.


Maybe we're all the same person. There's like an over person

2012182
I second this motion.

Whelp, it took three tries but

THANK YOU BLUESHIFT FOR APPROVING THIS CRAZY THING!

also 2014449 2012182 These right here absolutely made my day.
I dare you to do it.
I'd love you forever :yay::heart:

Tumbleweed, what the hell did I just read?

2014565 You read the essence of boredom and substance.
:pinkiehappy:

Oh hey, it's been approved.

2012117>>2012091
Oh God, you guys need to do this more often, this is pure literary genius.

This was one of the strangest things I have read.

2014954 maybe... I'm trying to be known for my other more serious epics, but this was a fun relief.

2015038 Well I do hope you at least enjoyed a laugh! :twilightsmile:

Okay, you guys need some professional help. Next time you try this, give me a call. I will make maniacs out of you yet! :pinkiecrazy:

2015247 Would you mind helping spread this around? XD
I... uh... I might uhm... Continue this... *looks around nervously*

I have no idea what the hell I just read, but I think I liked it.:twilightoops:

What the heck did I just read..... I don't know where to start with this.... but I did kinda like it, I think?:facehoof::applejackconfused::derpyderp1::moustache:

2016835 Hooray?
Busting brains since...well yesterday apparently :twilightsmile:

Oh, I get it, the bear is burning up and died. The story then shifts to focus on Pinkie Pie and Twilight, and somehow Pinkies alternate reality fucked shit up. Angel bunny was somehow the magical bastard offspring of offsprings to Ezio. Twilight and Fluttershy were being influenced by Cadence to do dirty things, but when Pinkie Pie brought it up they got too embarrassed to do them. Cadence is one freaky Alicorn, and Luna has some wierd fetish with riding Fluttershy around a castle. All dreamed up by Fluttershy.
If it had continued, I have a feeling somehow Discord would begin narrating a normal story about the magic of friendship... FUCK LOGIC.

You're right. It's not a troll fic. It's a crack fic.

2018137 It might be continued now that you mention it :trollestia:

Lol... as the king of stupid popular fics, I definitely approve of this. Good job.

WHEEEEE~~~~ TANK U FO CHEERING ME UP!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I HAS ENERGY! ~~~~ PASTA~~~~~!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY THIS GAVE ME A BUNCH OF ENERGY.....GDHHEJXBAMKXBWNLBDK EBKCKH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

2295361 :rainbowderp:
You're quite welcome! It's served its purpose than :heart:
Glad our silly little wtf story could give you a hand! (or hoof) :twilightsheepish: :twilightsmile:

What is this? I don't even...:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh: Pure Crack! I love it!

This was Hilariously random:yay::pinkiehappy:like Pinkie on meth

WELL. When you said to not take it seriously, I though you were joking...but this is something, and well...:pinkiehappy:...PINKIE STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL THIS INSTANT OR I WILL CALL...hmmm...THE "RANDOM" GUARD ON YOU!!! MMUUUUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:pinkiecrazy::derpyderp1::applejackconfused::rainbowhuh::trixieshiftright::facehoof::twilightoops::eeyup::duck:

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